>scams over 600,000 Americans with a fake $500 phoneLolNo refunds, idiotsOr will it be ready in just two more weeks?
>>525961788Is that part of the golden pager?
>>525961788As long as that 500 isnt going to niggers, wetbacks or jeets then I’m fine
That's kino AF!Where can you order one?I'd pay extra if it has a bunch of pre-recorded Trump slogans like "You're Fired" and "Fake News" as ringtones!
>>525961970>actually I’m ok getting scammedDo Americans really?
>>525961970well if trump is WEF it’s going to future American bug farms I suppose
>>525962041Yes, yes they do.
>>525962140>those insane leftists want us to eat ze bugs!>Trump endorses it>Mmmm yummy yummy god I love grasshoppers nowLiterally the most NPC group in politics
>>525961788but it comes with a self driving tesla roadster, you’ll see just wait
>>525962792>just waitforever
>>525962041They would readily remortgage their home to purchase a vial of Trumps semen at auction
>>525961788this fucking guy licenses himself in ways that make Gene Simmons embarrassed, and he licensed KISS coffins>Trump bibles>Trump guitars>Trump sneakers>Trump crypto rugpulls>Trump yarmulkesit's endless
>>525964713Gene Simmons is also Jewish like Trump.
>>525964713Don't forget about the Cologne, and watcheshttps://gettrumpwatches.com/
>>525962041No, rightoids aren't american.
>>525964740without an actual source that one just comes off well poisoninghe himself can't be sourced as one, just his kids/grandkids/practically everyone else for all intents and purposes he is jewish though>>525964809needs a listing like the alternative ways of saying blacks in the news
>>525964713At least Gene Simmons is from a band. So fanboys who love his music can do thatBut fanboying over a fucking politician is insane, and something almost exclusive to Americans
>>525961788a youtuber yesterday called that company and gave them fake info to check his order status and they were like oh yeah it will be there in two weeks
>>525964941>in two weeksNo fucking way
>>525964896yeah, wellsometimes frustratingly we know something's fake, and just don't care
>>525961970
>>525965514Yeah, about that...