I went to a frozen yogurt shop. The woman at the counter said you make your own yogurt and pay after All the yogurt tubs are the same size ok.I thought the woman meant like a cafe you eat your food then go up and pay. I fully stuffed my tub up with shit like Nutella, chocolate yogurt, lolies etc like a 5 year oldTurns out they weigh your cup and charge you based on weight.I looked around the shop and whist I eat like a retard the shop is FULL of middle class white and Asian women eating yogurt.Literally I’m the only guy with like 50 women there.They all have little fancy flavoured yogurts added with little fancy things.Meanwhile I have a tub full of goyslop brown shit (eaten half in pic)
>>525965860Also they are all in groups chatting and I’m by myself in a corner on /pol/
>>525965860>>525965901based, looks like good slop. enjoy
Come to America, brother
>>525965860what kind of insane person would eat that
>>525965860You are so close to figuring out how to pick up women.
>>525965860I like frozen yogurt. Place by my house had five dollar, fill-up up your cup days.
>>525966032lol
>>525966032>>525966099How lol?
>>525965860Male and females prefer different things, what're you a communist?
>>525965860All those shops are fucking reptillian meetups your lucky to be alive
>>525965860Eat a salad, fat fuck
Cool larp
>>525965951Poop eating faggot
best thread on /pol/
>>525965901You'd love it here
Yeah that shop is full of COPE. Stay boosted plebbit pals, comfort is all you need for your clotted up deaths.
mushroom stamp your yogurt with your dick and post picture or you're fake and gay.women think this shit is somehow healthier because it's yogurt
>>525966352>>525966782Is it really unbelievable I went to a yogurt shop?
>>525966847kind of
>>525965860>pay after All the yogurt tubs are the same sizeunclear and misleading>>525966032>>525966150>Hey, do you also like to EAT SHIT?>Yeah, I always do my womanyogurt like this.>Look at this brown mess. Inventive and original, huh? You like it?
>>525966847>>525965860>>525965901>>525966150>DEAR DIARY, TODAY I ATE FROZEN YOGART AND HAD A BOO BOOok fag
>>525965860you are genuinely retarded
>>525965860But was it good?
>>525966847no, not really.
>>525965860Lol, nice one OP.
There’s only one poofter who spelled it correctly using the Kings English, albeit memeflaggotSo the other anons are really dumb / seppos :-)
>>525966959>doesn't eat yogurt>doesn't eat sherbetpopsickles are dogshit though, I'll give you that one, and crushed ice with red 40 isn't even food and shouldn't be on the list.
>>525966847Doubt it
>>525965901>not showing your power level and going up to each and asking: “ma’am, would you mind if I taught you about Adolf Hitler-sama?”ngmi
>>525965860>I fully stuffed my tub up with shit like Nutella, chocolate yogurt, lolies etc like a 5 year oldDid your bf break up with you?
>>525965860Order 5 more and confidently eat it while making eye contact.
>>525965860How old are you? 12?
>>525965901Women do that as a performance. They just want to be seen in public consuming a beverage. The fact there was even a single male in the room added the element they crave called "The Male Gaze", most of them imagine you checking them out constantly (true or not).
>>525967829this.
>>525967829I am very active and large so I go to sushi restaurants for the all you can eat lunch specials. I will often eat alone and consume massive amounts of food. I am happy to entertain peoples stares.
Were they all fat because that is calories out the wazoo.
>>525966150>anon leans back as he eats his tubs of goy slop and gazes across the room>he spots a man, no wait through the haze its a husky female pinoy with a mustache gleefully scarfing down a tub o goy slop as well>they lock eyes and stop the forced feeding>life flashes before his eyes, kids, old age, his death>in a split anon sneezes and shits himself finding out he is now lactose intolerant
>>525967203>taking her shopping to hot topicDoes it mean he payed for all those expensive shit?Because 100 bucks + for some mediocre, fat black haired borderliner woman who won't stfu is STILL terrible value compared to ordinary prostitution.
>>525968384theres no such thing as goths anymoreits just a man in black lipstick
>>525968384Nicht lustig du degenerierter Vollspast.
>>525965860Fucking chad move right there.
>>525968614You're mad because you are the type of idiot who will pay for a fucking shopping tour JUST to get laid and delude themselves that's like>what the man has to door whateverRetarded, she's literally just using you as an ATM.Actual prostitution is more honest and better value.
>>525965860It's called yochi faggot
>>525965860This is so brown coded
>>525968764I’m mad because you’re dragging people with trisomy 23 through the mud. Now fuck off.
frozen yogurt is pretty good
>>525965860I'm pretty sure I've heard this exact story on here before
>>525965860kek I love being the only guy in rooms.I get facials and head massages at the chinese hair salon I get my hair cut and I am always the only guy in there and its hilarious when I have better skin and hair than most of these chicks.
>>525965966He made a mistake but he doesn't deserve to be punished that severely
>>525968944Pathetic SJW behaviorThat downy kid cares less about the joke than yourself
>>525966847No. Just relax and stop freaking out. Frozen yogurt is good.
>>525965860having mitch from /b/ flashbacks
>>525965860based down udder slopmaxxor
