WHY DIDN'T WE JUST LISTEN TO THE SCIENCE AND THE STRIPES????? DEAR GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I THINK CLIMATE CHANGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AND GAVE ME COVID!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I hate Americans so goddamn much.
>>525971036Tell France to nuke us
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>>525971036You need to touch grass, son.
IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERESO TAKE OFF ALL YO CLOTHES
>>525970903My favorite part of winter is not hearing climate faggots talk about how hot weather means global warming.
>>525970903It has been oddly warm this winter so far. Where I live it regularly gets below zero for 5-6 weeks at a time. This year we have weather that is high 50's most days and it's gotten below zero only 3-4 nights. It was so warm on Christmas day I wore a short-sleeve shirt and considered wearing shorts. When normally it's either below freezing and/or snowing.
>>525970903>CLIMATE STRIPESOpen a window bro, does it feel like red stripe outside?
Would you please shut the fuck up about the climate stripes? Can we please talk about the keys? The keys to the election! Kamala had all of the fucking keys! I was proud to be a Kamala man! How did we lose?
>>525971036Climate change is fake.I have not separated a single piece of non-Pfand garbage since September 2023.I regularly kick the trees during Spaziergang and leave crumbs of bread mixed with insecticide so birds die. Fuck Nature
>>525970903It's not just colors on a map, now it's colors on the stripes. What havok will climate change bring next?!
>>525971385the stripes are infinitely more powerful than the keys. the stripes are real science.
>>525970903I love you so much hhhhhbased funny and truthpilled bost.thanks for bosting :)mwa
>>525971441>Climate change is fake.it went from>global dimming (new ice age)>global warming (earth is heating up)>climate change (fucking whatever every weather event)in ~60 years. the 'scientists' are full of shit. they can't even accurately predict the weather from day to day. also, what if it's just a change in the temperature or modern technology being more accurate at measuring temperature? like a thermometer 200 years ago is as accurate as one today? shit's cooked.
>>525970903Listen lads as sad as it is thems the facts >blame the south Atlantic anomaly
>>525970903>climate stripesthe wat?
>>525971193Kek>The real Great Reset
>>525970903>we're all going to dieAgain? This is like Russia collapsing or Trump going to jail.
>>525971947You’ve got time as collapse happens long after us but by 2075 we’ll probably all wish we were dead
>>525971886>the wat?have you been living under a rock? the climate stripes are a big deal since at least yesterday. the climate stripes are running wild over here.
>>525970903>New lgbtq+c(limate) flag Just dropped
>>525972120HOLY SHIT, I GOTTA WARN MY FAMILY ABOUT THE CLIMATE STRIPES!
Omg not the red stripes. Surely this climate change is going to kill us all. In another... Checks notes .. two years... We will all be underwater...
>>525970903this means we successfully stopped global freezing? time to celebrate
>>525971036>BBC
>>525975638>this means we successfully stopped global freezing? time to celebrateWE OVER-CORRECTED AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHMG!!!!!!!!!!!!11
we're still coming out of an ice age; it's going to continue and has nothing to do with cow farts or petrol
>>525971820I'm concerned that this guy isn't trolling and is representative of the average American education level
>>525970903it's 30 where i live when it should be 50. i'm shivering my ass off because if i turn on the heat even a couple days a month my electric bill will be $500. the local weather asshole just said with a straight face this is "normal" for january knowing damn well it should rarely get this cold here, but a couple weeks ago when just his prediction was 2 degrees above average (the high ended up 2 below) he used it as an opportunity to launch into a global warming rant. 100% chance of the tits on the traffic whore were looking good tho, had that to keep me warm.
>>525971036Climate change is fake and I absolutely love nature im a gardener and take great care of the nature all around me.
>>525971102“Science”>adjusts data“Here’s why goyim”Kind of fed up.
>>525976477What state gets warmer in January? January and February are normally the coldest months with the most snow.
>>525970903I’m not going to strongly interpret the stripes.
>>525970903>string of cold years in the 70s>ICE AGE IS COMING!!!>string of hot years in the 00s>WE'RE ALL GOING TO BURN!!!climate change is the biggest scam in the world that has made many people very rich.
>>525976169Im concerned that I share a country with faggots like you.Did the sea level rise? Can you show me pics?
>>525971102My favorite is the "wet bulb temperature", which has a built in adjustment based on where you live. That's why those maps have harsh lines, usually in the same places, because they're following the switch between areas of different levels of adjustment.
