loooooooooooooooooooooooooool this kike
own nothing, be happy
Never heard of it. Anybody?
>>525972391Full Self-Driving. The main feature of a tesla will now require you to pay a monthly subscription to use.
>>525972391Full Self Driving lmao
>>525971342>>525971427You are a woke libtard and hate civilization.
Just get a BMW retards. Really, it's that easy
>>525972451It actually cartoonishly evil. So glad I decided loooooong ago I would never own a car made after 2012 kek
>>525972391Tesla's self-driving software.
>>525971342Does it even work at this point?
Who the fuck bought a Tesla anyway? It’s a transparent scam for the rich.
>>525971342Tesla bros... we can't come back from this.
Has to be a joke
>>525972518Actually this.
>>525972518Black Man's Weiner?
>>525973065>tf>tp
>>525971342>Trusting a DRM salesman>buying a malware infested computer on wheels>renting a malware infested computer on wheelsWhy would anyone do this?
>>525972451>Full Self-Driving. The main feature of a tesla will now require you to pay a monthly subscription to use.So is liability still left on the driver?
>>525971342>monthly subscriptionbecause he's just not rich enough...
>>525971342>The main feature of a tesla will now require you to pay a monthly subscription to use.Wonder how long it'll be until this naturally extends to car operation itself."Cannot start engine. Your Toyota Pro Max subscription expired Monday."
>>525972518Not all of us can just go to Germany and steal one.
>>525973369Isn't Tesla constantly running at a loss, only propped up by massive government subsidies?
>>525972518Enjoy heated seat and automatic high beams subscriptions and patented BMW logo scres you can't find screw driver for. BMW is pretty ironic as the manufacturer that introduced all kinds of software defined subscription enshittification to cars because in 90's their CEO had some bants with Bill Gates. Basically Gates said something about everyone having 6 gorillion times better cars if BMW had developed tech like Microsoft. BMW's reply was kinda hilarious, if they had developed cars like Mircoslop, all their competitors would have cars that are better in every single way possible, but for some reason couldn't be used on 90% of roads and BMW would maintain near monopoly. Also you will shut down your car with start button... BMW was one of first automakers to introduce keyless entry and shutting down engine with start button.
>>525973547Just get a Toyota or a Suzuki and be done with it.
>>525971342You lost trannies, keep seething
>>525973547>>525973637wrong
>>525971342fuck i better buy a tesla again and grandfather that shit before they turn it into netflix but expensive
>>525972518>he doesnt have a crosshair on the hoodngmi faggot
>>525974091Benz is the worst German car brand currently. They used to be good 20-30 years ago.Nowadays from the big three its BMW > Audi > Mercedes
>>525972518>Buy overpriced crapNah I'll stick to cheap, reliable Hondas and Toyotas. Japanese may noy be people but they make good cars.
>>525971342>99$ per monthhow much would you pay for personal driver? you can hire some mexican and give him 100$ to drive you around?
>>525972451Because it is a forever feature, and demand constant software and systems updates to remain 'safe'. If you don't like it, drive your own Tesla.This is one feature I grant is 100% reasonable to demand a subscription.
i'd imagine they wanna bundle it with xaimy car is 20 years old and i can drive thanks
>>525974159Opel gang
>>525972391First Son Dilator
>>525971342Fool Self Driving
>>525972518Only pajeets drive that shit.
>>525974402Hey Elon, why did you name your kid after an Elden Ring spell?
>>525973637>Just get a ToyotaToyota also have monthly subscriptions now.
>>525973547>he doesn’t just buy a 1990 e34 535i used on craigslist for a one time fee of couple thousand bucks literally the best car I ever owned
>>525971342I want a car, not a phone with wheels
>>525974715I have a new Toyota with zero subscriptions
>>525972518>Just get a BMW retards.lol. lmao even.
>>525973637>>525973547lol Goyota/lescuck Subscriptions:-Navigation-Music-Oil level -Tire pressure-Remote start-Heated seat-Parking sensorsSurveillance state in action: Goyota/lescuck tracks your every drive and sells the data to insurers so they can jack up your rates. https://litter.catbox.moe/q6z14s1th9p50buc.mp4
>>525975334Goyota is the most soulless car brand. Unfunny, slow, heavy. The kind of cars only depressed fags buy
>>525972487?
>>525974645Why not
>You will own nothing goy and be happyUber leasers on suicide watch.
>>525971342Eventually owning a car will be illegal. You'll only be able to pay for a driverless cab subscription.
>>525971342I want full mechanical cars again. Those ones you can repair for yourself if you had the knowledge.
