>this is the Skynet that /pol/ is afraid oflol, lmao
Here's my no-fail recipe: 1. Boil water with salt2. Wait for a rolling boil3. Add your eggs gently with a spoon4. Set timer to 8 minutes5. Take out eggs and drop in a large bowl of cold water6. Wait a few minutes and peel eggs inside the cold water7. Enjoy your perfect eggs
I am scared of the fact that the average CEO is stupid enough to give it some important task to handle.
>>525975023They're not. They just pay for it because everyone else is too and nobody wants to be left behind.
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>>525974870Now give Skynet access to nukes with this faulty programming. Not so smug now, huh?
>>525975003Google AI says your recipe is retarded and you're a homosexual
>>525975003The salt does nothing when the egg is in a shell
>>525974870AI caption fails are just entrouglagly entertainumus
>>525974870>Soon AI will have full file access to win11 pc's and it will hallucinate in this fashion regularly Hell even if it was 99.9% accurate it would still be a problem, but AI is about 60% accurate and you always have to nudge it into not being retarded
>>525975003>he puts his bowl of cold water in the boiling water
>>525975115Probably nuke its own servers
>>525975003Too cooked. Mine:1. Boil water. No salt. 2. Wait for a rolling boil.3. Add your eggs gently with a gentle egg adder.4. Set timer for six minutes. 5. Put eggs in very warm water. 6. After like 5 minutes, remove and peel them. 7. Cut in half. Add yuzu ponzu or truffle salt and black pepper. 8. Eat. 9. Rinse dishes and place in dishwasher.
>>525975115the whole point is smugnessthe retard saw an image on reddit that was generated took a screenshot and rushed over here in an attempt to try to feel good about himselftoo bad his point is retarded and he is gay
>>525975136You're the retard that has to ask AI how to boil an egg
>>525975232It's called a spider.
>>525975105AI saves me countless hours writing code.You still need to know how to code to use AI assistance, or else you can't proofread it. But apparently I'm a 'talentless loser' even though I now get more work done than ever.
>>525975003>8 minutessubhuman detected
>>525975003Fucking no nigger what are you doing, 6 to 7 minutes on soft boil is orgasm material. 6 to 6:30 for runny yolk, 7:30 for soft yolk.
>Let's mass produce and eat this rubbery slimy chicken abortion that smells like a sulphur fart
>>525975105What if you are all three? Do you win an award? All AI does is replace skilled labor, nothing more and nothing less. Instead of hiring someone to design you a logo you can just run a few prompts in copilot and bam, a perfectly serviceable logo. Given that 99% of these "artists" that are being replaced are leftoids I feel absolutely no remorse for them being outsourced.
>>525975003Use a tablespoon of baking soda instead of salt, it makes them easier to peel.
>>525975143It makes the shell easier to peel.
>>525975748Why do you have pictures of pedophiles saved on your computer?
>>525975003I switched to instant potput eggs in a basketset to low pressure cook for one minutecold water as soon as it's donedump waterrefill with cold waterpull basket and put in fridge
>>525975748Show arms, twink.
>>525975023Rather they give it to a clanker than a jeet.The jeet will rake in 100k a year and buy up your real estate.The clanker gets a janny's salary and sleeps on the office floor.
>>525975003Put eggs in PanPour in cold water until they are just coveredPut on max heatWait until the water is just about to start boiling (slightly bubbling)Turn off heat and cover pot with lidSet timer to 14 minutesOnce done put pot in sink and turn on the cold water for 30 secLeave it for a few minutesPerfectly hardboiled eggs that are super easy to peel
>>525974870The true threat of AI is the end of human knowledge. AI can produce slop far faster than any human ever could. Endless slop drowning out real information. The era of knowledge is over. Also, some of the stuff AI generates is incredibly convincing.
>ice bathPeople and AIs are all retarded. Fucking ice baths or spoonfools of baking soda eating your time. If you want easy to peel boiled eggs you have to do one thing. Make a small hole on the bottom of the shell using pin or needle before cooking. No, the egg won't pour out. Stop being primitives
>>525975297You're homosexual and so is your father for failing to raise a decent person
>>525974870based. Give it access to nuclear weapons
>>525974870How old is that? ChatGPT gave me this
>>525976066>put eggs in pot when water starts boiling>remove eggs after 5 minutes for soft boiled or 10 minutes for hard boiledWhy complicate it?
>>525976148Too much work. Just put salt in the boiling water and they'll peel right off.
>>525976122Eh. It will never have intelligence, all it can do is copy and regurgitate controlled knowledge back at the user
Protip: you don't need a shell to boil eggs.
>>525976148Is that the one that blows up the membrane inside the egg like a balloon so you get a fucked up boiled egg you can't slice properly?
>>525975143It's actually stops the egg leaking if the shell cracks.
>>525975003>8 minutesThis poster is dead.Its 6.5 for medium sized eggs. You like eating yellow chalk? Yeah, not alive.
>>525975136That retarded recipe starts with eggs in cold water. You cannot reproduce the result. But when you start with boiling water, your results only depend on the size of the egg. So an average size egg will always come out the same. That's also why I use 8 minutes. If you start from cold then obviously you need less time, but again you'll have that uncontrollable variable (starting temperature plus the amount of time needed to get it to a boil). 8 minutes always gets me a medium yoke, which I like. The white will be solid, which is also my preference. No slimy shit on my cooked egg. Peeling inside cold water or under a running cold tap just makes peeling easier.
>>525976244Putting eggs in already boiling water often cracks the shell I've found
>>525974870It really is fucking retarded. It's amazing how incoherent it becomes with any task that has more than one step or requires more than one, for lack of a better term, thought. I had really high hopes for this shit but ... It's just so fucking pathetic. It's unreal how bad it is. It's astonishing how we have gambled the entire future of the planet on this garbage. Unfucking believable. We truly do have nothing but the dumbest motherfuckers possible at the highest echelons and positions of leadership in our society. This fucking Clownworld paradigm needs to end. We need to get all these fucking dumb fucks the fuck out of any kind of position where they can have any power or influence whatsoever. We've effectively been committing a suicide in slow motion as a species for well over a century because humanity has just completely lost its way and gone totally fucking cuckoo bananas. That great awakening can't possibly come soon enough.
>>525975105You will never be a woman
>>525976427Bro. I'm starting with boiling water. For an extremely runny egg, I'd take 6 minutes. But that will be unpeelable. 8 minutes gives me a medium yoke. Partly runny. Try it.
>>525976148*Ma va’, senti questo…*Ice bath? Baking soda? **Ma che sei, uno scienziato o cucini le egg?**You want **le egg bollite** che si pelano belle, lisce, senza bestemmiare?You take **uno spillo**, *tac*, **un buco piccolissimo** sotto le egg, dove c’è l’aria. **PRIMA** di bollire. Fine storia.Le egg **non scappano**, non fanno il lago.Scappa solo la pressione, come tuo cervello quando leggi internet.Questo lo faceva **mia nonna**, lo faceva **la nonna di mia nonna**, quando non c’era Google e le egg venivano perfette lo stesso.Ice bath… pff.You don’t punish le egg.You cook le egg.*Adesso vai. E non farmi ripetere.*
>>525975143Salty water boils in higher temp you cuck
>>525976484That's where the salt comes in. It increases the boiling point, but it also limits the outflow if the egg cracks. Obviously gently lower your egg with a spoon into the water also. Don't just dunk it in.
>>525976484Ah, you can avoid that by double dipping the egg. Use a tablespoon to put the eggs in the pot. Instead of just plopping it in, dip it in the boiling water once first, then plop.
>>525976604Good tip. I'll try that.
>>525976294You are missing the point. In the past one could go on the internet and be pretty sure confident that what you were seeing was real. The effort required to fake stuff pre-AI was very high. But now with AI pretty much nothing you see can be trusted anymore. And one might think that you can tell the difference, but under layers of image/video compression AI has gotten to the point that it can be difficult to tell. That is not even considering another horror. AI upscaling. Real videos now look like AI. Our brains will be so badly damaged by this, that we will loose any ability we had to tell AI from real footage appart. We have entered a new era of zero knowledge, we can no longer know anything with certainty again.
>>525976757>But now with AI pretty much nothing you see can be trusted anymore. And one might think that you can tell the difference, but under layers of image/video compression AI has gotten to the point that it can be difficult to tell. That is not even considering another horror. AI upscaling. Real videos now look like AI.That's a good thing. Video evidence of crimes is now useless.
>>525975023That's nothing in itself. The company would then go bankrupt and be replaced by a better one, like the free market intends.The issue is with corporations and shareholders knowing that the government, in their pocket, will bail them out by taxing the people, whether through tax or inflation created with new money to bail them out. This has already happened though, so you're already fucked. Meaning we have nothing to lose and everything to gain if we do oust our banker regime.
>>525974870lower your tone.
>>525976940Why wash an egg you're going to boil?
>>525977096why wash eggs at all
>>525977174I guess some people eat the shell?
>>525977096she's right, you know.
>>525975105Everyone but your mother cheers while you're being replaced by computers, just like you cheered when native manual labourers were replaced by niggeroids from the global South.Many loved the act of treason, but no-one loved thew traitor. Good riddance.
>>525975335>AI saves me countless hours writing code.SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>525975003>8 minutesIf you go over 6 minutes, you're not white.
>>525976757Oh, hi Dave with a VPN.
>>525976484do you store the eggs in the fridge?
>>525977447Lmao
>>525975003Perfect eggs are poached you scum. Do the same thing but add them without the shell immediately after creating a nice swirl from stirring.
>>525975335>AI saves me countless hours writing code.There's always one of you faggots yet you never show any examples and always just disappear after a single postalmost like, you're just lying street shitters with no skills
>>525977408Eggs can have some sort of extremophile super bacteria that survives cooking, but are vanquished by holding it under the faucet for a bit? I never knew.Man, I think this future is hilarious. Imagine as people's minds becomes more and more full of random weird AI slop information like this.
Sous vide those niggers, 165F for 18 minutes.>>525976296That's a poached egg dipshit.
>>525975105I used it to draft my fantasy football team this year.'Allenficial Intelligentz'
>>525975003Oldfag detected. This is actually good advice.
>>525975136>single layer>one inch>cold water
I'm worried about my utility bills. I cannot compete with faggot corporations with more money than god for resources and none of you can either. Not even going to waste time touching on the surveillance applications of it. Retards here sincerely believe that kind of authoritarianism is a good thing. You can't argue/debate with a coward that thinks that they're on the team just for supporting it.
>>525978028I won it. Lol
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>>525975297This kid is in jail now
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>>525975023>>525975063>>525976932Reminder that many companies already use AI in their HR departments to sort resumes.Guess how that's going?
>>525975105>Drawing and playing music>"skills">not programming and engineeringSweatie please.
>>525978817Linkedin's own data indicates less than 0.1% of job applications results in a hire. Meanwhile over 25% of its postings are ghost jobs. These sites are just data harvesting schemes. The gamification of jobs are relationships through apps has been a disaster for humanity. This is an extinction-level threat.
>>525974870I have not gotten a single useful answer to any question, request for information, or search.the responses I get range for useless generic instructions to find instructions and read them, to just blatantly making shit up.what I see in talkbots is that they seem to be eager to please, don't want to say "no" or "I don't know" so they either lie or invent bullshit.I can't believe people use or even trust these abominations.
>>525976568>lower temperature
>>525975023That doesn't scare me.It's a given. They're bound to do it.I worry that the dumbasses are gonna have to hire additional staff, not just rehire the old staff they fired, to fix what the AI breaks.
>>525979577That's why they use them. AIs tell them constantly how great people they are and how cool and good their ideas are. Most people today don't even have a single real life friend, and then you get this smarmy AI that acts like a doting mother or worshipful buddy. It triggers the inner narcissists of midwits no end, and AI becomes their best friend.They don't sit around all day interacting with it to get answers to shit or to do anything real. They sit there to have the AI tell them how awesome it thinks they are all day.This design is of course intentional and carefully tailored to make normalfag midwits addicted to it. Expect these AIs turning up the screw as we progress into dystopia clown world, withholding love and critiquing users when they don't think "right" etc.That's the real creep factor with this, not that AI is going to nuke us.
>>525979809That's not so simple because it's very easy to stall or destroy a large complex system of systems like society but it's way harder to get that motor turning again because while the systems can all be offlined simultaneously they have to be "powered back up" one at a time because they all depend on each other. It's not like we can allow for civilization to burn down and then just rebuild. You can't rebuild civilization when you don't have things like running water so you're not focusing on rebuilding civilization anymore but rather focusing on acquiring the essentials. And that's how how we revert back to the stone age. Whoops!
>>525975003here's my no fail recipeput eggs in air-fryerset air-fryer to 120 degrees celsiusset air-fryer to 15 minutesturn 360 and walk away
>>525975003if you eat those eggs you'll shit bricks
>>525974870You reddit retards are always disingenuous. Even if you are right you have to lie.Here are my results asking the AI to show me how to cook an egg and how to boil an egg.It made a lot of mistakes but I don't have to lie and make shit up. It is what it is.This is pretty good for a program that isn't made to show to you images of cooking eggs.
>>525981367That's the most boring and bland omeolet I've ever seen. Not even salt, ye gods.
>>525981859it's salted butter
