And literally everyone wanted to be part of America
SAVE THE INUITS
>Nick Shirley went to Iraq and found the WMDs
More bullshit
Look at him, he's a colonizer!
>>525978830>minorities in greenland would gain greater rightsThe only minority on Greenland are Danes
>Based greenies>Based fake ai video
>>525978911Just let him have it
I don't know what Shirley's next video will cover, but I know it'll be whatever the Trump administration pays him to talk about.
>>525978804It’s happening.
trying to make this "USA is good!" PR after a soccer mom got shot in the face is diabolical kek
>>525978860>the Danish puppet government says Nobody cares. It’s about what the people want.
AND DONT CALL ME SHIRLEY!!!!
>>525978804this guy is a retard
Is there ANYONE who isn't a paid shill?
>>525978830he was always a democrat
>>525978977I doubt he is being paid buy the gov. But he should be for the great work he is doing as an investigative journalist.
>>525979076Multiple polls show a consistent 85-90% of Greenlanders being against joining the USA. But those are all lies as well, right mutt? Better trust some random youtuber doing man on the street interviews, those are totally reliable and can't be used to manufacture consent.
>>525978977>its bad that he uncovered niggers scamming tax dollarsyou kikes aren't even trying
>>525979383>But those are all lies as well, right muttYes. Fuck polls just let them vote.
>>525978804How dumb do you have to be fall for these videos? This is North Korea level of lazy propaganda
>>525979110I think that every time I see his name, kek
>>525979586They already had an election last year where they strongly rejected any US takeover. They cannot make it any clearer that the US needs to fuck off
>>525979586I agree, let them vote. When 90% vote and tell little Donnie to fuck off it will be hilarious. I wonder what all the shills will say. Maybe Don will make a long rambling post about how they stole the election.
>>525978804shirley you can't be serious
>>525979752north korean propaganda is pretty sophisticated, their audience isnt dumb like westerners, what are you talking about?
>>525978804ahh good to see that he is CIA, got it.
>>525979955not even going to try to make clever bait, sad!
>>525978860Why is Greenland's PM sweating like a whore during confession?
>>525978911The British were a minority in India, that's what colonizers are.
>>525979903I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
>>525978804lmao is this honestly the highest level of propaganda america is capable of these days? literal retard shit for niggers.
>>525979802They literally already did last year. The pro America party got 300 votes and didn't win a single seat in parliament
>>525980128Lel that's hilarious.
>>525978804>literally everyone wanted to be part of AmericaIt was real in my mind.
>>525978911Sorry, but minority means non-whites nowAs defined by the left
>>525978830Trump is funny because he grew up in New York Ivy League professional circles so he can talk like a Democrat but he has the private instincts of Cecil Rhodes lmao. He is the type of guy that would colonize a place because our governorship is somehow less colonial, oh and also because they’re rich in minerals lol.
Greenland will be part of America and euros will cope and seethe. The new line will be "heh. So mutts got Greenland. But it won't last. Itll go back to Denmark in 5 years and the mutt cope will be so good". Then euros will repeat this every 5 years while saying mutts are coping
>>525980094Weird how no european wants to be part of the EU but you think random eskimos do.>inb4 muh welfareNatives get all the gibs in ameirca. Gibs they actually want like liquor and neetbux.
>>525978804This is reminiscent of how the articles say people in finland are the happiest on earth but if you talk to the finnish people, they are mostly depressed and scared.
>>525979794Thats not a vote to join the US kike>>525979802In reality they will vote to join the US
>>525980411>t. nick shartley
It's wild that europeans think they even get a choice. The only choice is how much financial compensation.
>>525980521yeah theyll totally get financial compensation just like you got your doge and tariff dividends right
>>525980467Why would they? I don't think the Inuits want infinite jeet and spic migration that turn them into a minority in their own homeland. They also don't want all mining restrictions lifted and their land raped by american globohomo corporations.
>>525980275I think of them as being “minorities” as in “lessors”
>>525980678the inuits are PRAYING for USA to invade and build a saint george floyd statue in the center of Nuuk
>>525980678US is a better partner than Denmark
Any of you guys ever fart?
>>525979128Famous? No
>>525979128Just u.We're all making fat stacks to shitpost.
>>525980809if you're israel then sure, although i wouldnt call your relationship with them "partnership", more like "being a golem slave cumdumpster"
>>525980633Congress bailed on doge to focus on epstein. Tariff dividends would just be a bonus, and they'd come after supreme court rules in favor of Trump. But even better if we give nothing for Greenland.
>>525978804With things like this we really should just let the people vote on what they want.But the powers that be don't like that, they want to force their own opinions through instead.
It's even scarier to see all these mutts speak violently like it's inevitable that Greenland will be US territory. They are that arrogant, deluded and bloodthirsty.
>>525980986No it's us and Greenland and we are the better partner kike
>>525980821brother? yes
>>525981113I am so glad you are scared of us euro kike you should be
>>525980809Absolute delusion. You people keep complaining about globohomo, about how corporate interests want to turn everyone into a homogeneous, rootless, class of serfs. How we should fight for our freedoms against global jewry. The moment one group wants to have more autonomy and actual control of their home, you flip the script and become the biggest supporters of global neoliberalism.
>>525981113We’re taking Greenland. We need control over the Northwest Passage. It’s also been too long since we added any territory. We took a breather after WWII, but we’re ready to get back in action now.
>>525980793does Godthåb have a Holohoax museum yet?
>>525979794>They already had an election last year where they strongly rejected any US takeover.>Takeoverstrong language. How was the proposition phrased? I wouldn't put it past the Danes to trick the inuits with how prone euros are to cancel elections with results they don't like.
>>525978804Another hard hitting piece of journalism from america's biggest retard
>>525981216>Absolute delusion>scared to do an actual votekek
>>525981052Two more weeks
>>525978804they obviously want a free american passport
>>525981113you should go check out patriots.win, its literally full of brown mutts fantasizing about killing blond and blue eyed danish soldiers in greenland at stephen millers command. all the jokes about americans being fanatic zog slaves arent just jokes but plain observable reality. the average "white" american feels a seething murderous hatred towards actual white people.
>>525979794They should have declared independence from Denmark a long time ago. It's a lot harder to take over a sovereign nation than a territory.
>>525981113Europeans sit in peace while US protects them from Russia and China. When America finally asks to purchase your resources to continue providing security, you turn into raging liberals.
>>525981385Relax. No one is getting killed. This is all just posturing and negotiation.
>>525981325Also there's one, I assume VPN, dane who keeps swapping from Macedonia to Bulgaria who constantly seethes in these threads.>>525981216Cmon fag use your real flag. Or are you afraid you'll get too spicy and your based government will track your posts and arrest you? HAHAHAHA
>>525981281Stop the steal, the vote's been tampered with. Obviously no one would vote not to join the USA. Its those evil Danes rigging the elections, using their mind control rays to confuse the poor, stupid Inuits into voting against their own interests.
>>525978830TIME TO HECCIN SAVE THE INUITS
>>525981487whether or not anyone is getting killed is besides the point, what i described is exactly how americans feel. it would be extremely easy to make americans actually kill danes if it came to that. they would do it with a smile on their faces.
>>525979794That's for their savior to decide. They are so oppressed they don't know what they are saying.
>>525979063Trying to frame a communist lesbian who was briefly in exile in canada in 2024 due to drumpf who lost custody of two of her kids because she was found to be abusive as a soccer mom is diabolical, you peronist nigger.
>>525981518?Im not Bulgarian, you have me confused with someone else.
>>525980411sneedland isn't in the EU, it's part of a country that is part of the EU.
>>525981518One Italian in this thread here >>525981113 said our posts are scaring him shit like this where you try to play victim is A. not natural to here and B. signs kike shills are invading a thread. Who the fuck comes to /pol/ and says "the posts here are scaring me"
>>525981113You are literally a spaghettinigger, this is literally a case where you should mind your own business.
>>525981628Is it so hard for the average American to conceive that more than one person might disagree with their retarded policies.
>>525981326Less than two more weeks until supreme court rules in favor of Trump. Maybe even today. Can't wait!
>>525981385>danes>whitekek
>>525980419America will have to invade and then break out into literal communist revolts Trump will be shot and MAGAtards will be hunted in the streets
>>525981605>some random people shitpost online>This is true heart of your nation!Like I said, relax.
>>525981628Lmao this guys thinks we care what he is. You are all bulgarian. Also he said dane, you can't read? Is it because you're bulgarian?
>>525981113You though YEA KILL’EM was just a meme?In WWII they raped more French women than the Germans did by a wide margin.
>>525981385europeans have always hated americans>>525981605there would be no killing of danes. danes would surrender just like they have the past 1000 years which is kind of sort one of the reasons they can't be trusted with greenland anyway. if danes won't even fight for their own sovereignty why the fuck would they fight for the usa's in greenland? surely you see the logic in this and the historical tendencies of denmark
>>525981113Isn’t that how the irish talk about northern ireland? Or at least it was before you all became ultra-cucked feminized embarrassments.
>>525981559>Obviously no one would vote not to join the USA.Denmark gives about 10k in welfare per greenlander each year. Trump could put 50 billion in a sovereign weath fund that gives each greenlander 60k a year in perpetuity, and they'd get granted US citizenship. They could travel the world and live like kings, or stay in Greenland, I guess.
>>525981113Italy flag. Nevermind lol
>>525981932America worshipping KEKnadians will be next on the target list.I think it would be very easy to mobilize Canadian leftists to arrest and kill MAGAtards in Canada.
>>525981113When you cut the foreskin something happens, they get more aggressive. Just look at jews and muslims always fighting.
>>525981919didn't happen. goymany has been destroying europe for the past 4000 years
>>525981113they’re feral jew slaves
Wow. It’s like the media was lying, again. This guy should be hired by a real outlet
>>525978804Literally nobody want to be American beside some beaners and jeets.I dare you to find a single white person who wants to become a us citizen The American dream died a long time ago
>>525981987Its so funny watching you retards copeNo one wants us citizenship, because no one wants to be a part of your shithole union. You are the literal laughing stock of the world
>>525982127the majority of french speakers in the world are niggers
>>525982127A lothttps://www.migrationpolicy.org/article/european-immigrants-united-states-2022
>>525981385>patriots.winThanks for the link. Didn't know about it. Man, the comments are wild, but less so these days because there are probably a bunch of bots. Still though >There are very very few, if any, people who do not want to be American. Being born here is like winning the lottery. How often do people get a second chance at winning that lottery without even having to leave their homes?
>>525981932(1) That's an Italian flag.(2) According to mutts, we were imperialists who were "occupying" Northern Ireland, and they would raise funds around Boston for the IRA.Nothing Americans do has any logical consistency to it. It is literally all vibes.
>>525982127White people scross the world want to be US citizens because life for white people is better here and our patriotic do more go bigger be the best culture is attractive.Whites in Europe don’t want to be American because they’re brainwashed lazy and entitled pseuds who have built an identity around not being American and being satisfied with inferiority.
>>525982162Your country is not even a footnote in history
This guy is a fed
>>525978804Of course, only /pol/ would be stupid enough to fall for such blatant propaganda, so I respect your forward thinking in shilling it here.
>>525981987The crux of your argument is that Trump will actually give that money. He has a long track record of being a bullshit artist. You are also ignoring the fact that an american Greenland will ramp up the mining industries, bringing in a host of third world serfs. Inuits are only 50k people it total, they will become a minority in a hostile corporate takeover of their land. Also, there are more important things in a persons life than having a passport and traveling the world. You sound like a neoliberal yuppie trying to convince a native tribe to tear down their forests and build a strip mall there.
>>525982162You're the one coping if you think 60k a year wouldn't be enough to sway people. Every zoomer in greenland old enough to vote would absolutely vote in their best interest to join the US so they can go globetrotting like the richfags they undoubtably see on tik tok. 60k a year ain't rich, but to an 18 year old that kind of money can let them start a family immediately or follow their dreams, whatever they may be.
>>525978804They're just brown and want McDonald's, Walmart, and Costco to jam pack their family of 15 into.
>>525980056>uhh colonizing browns is actually bad and toxic sweatyThe kikemerican shows his true colours!
>>525978911Denmark admits to not using Greenland and is open to forfeiting under "You Snooze, You Lose" legal doctrine
If I was them I would want legislation that I and my descendants don't ever pay any taxes. None, no vehicle registration, no income tax, no property taxes, no capital gains, nothing. And I will take the 60k a year also. They have negotiation leverage they should use it.
>>525981113If the US had just stayed equanimous about the issue, they could have held a phony referendum and portrayed it all as self-determination on the part of Greenlanders, like Putin did in Crimea in 2014.That's no longer an option, as any result is going to be immediately in dispute, since they couldn't stop themselves behaving like excited chimpanzees for 5 minutes.
>>525978804Is this the Miga faggot who cried about Somalians getting money that was meant for Israel? What a good goy.
>>525981421>Sovereign nation with 2 dog sleds>Territory protected by an actual army
>>525982451You are so woefully out of touch with the youth if you think they'll prioritize their sentimentality for the land they grew up in over their own aspirations and well-being. They're not "simple" natives, young greenlanders have had a taste of modernity.
>>525978804Them moonfaced Greelanders making my big White colonizer cock tingle.
>>525978804Didn't Shirley get exposed for being a retard on the podcast he just did?
I can't wait till we take it and the kike eurofaggot talking point changes to "heh enjoy your financial liability MIGAtards we always wanted you to take Greenland"
>>525978804Kek, your post is funny if you watch the whole video
>>525983082Am i talking to an American or to a Jew. You keep making these claims that people should give up their homeland in exchange for a payday. How is your rhetoric any different from neoliberals saying that western nations need infinite immigrants in order to keep the GDP up, as well as to take care of you when you get old?
>>525983354>You keep making these claims that people should give up their homeland in exchange for a payday.The question shouldn't be about should, it's actually would. And most "people" would take a large lump sum when given the chance
>>525978911>he doesn't know about the Inuit sterilizationand people try to pretend the EU is all sunshine and rainbows
Greenland independence is not an option because the population can't sustain itself without external subsidies. Actual independence would trigger an exodus of people, most of whom would probably end up in Canada. (Which also has a large Inuit population.)
>>525983411Most people would gladly get rid of all the Jeets and Jews from their country.
>>525983156Why do you phrase your opinions like questions?Yes. He's a retard, with an IQ on par with the average pedo hunter, but his heart is in the right place.
>>525983411Well i guess you shouldn't get mad at your fellow Americans when they allow unrestricted third world immigration for the promise of cheeper strawberries.
Ahahahaha abos gonna abo, same shit in Aus, NZ, Canada, the US etcThere's no such thing as no, only how much.
>>525978830I remember thinking in 2016 that I supported Donald Trump to fight racism.NO OF FUCKING COURSE NOT. I VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I WAS RACIST! These last 10 years have been so gay. Zion Don fucked us all again.
>>525978830Lol he really is just like Putin
>Population: ~56,000Why are we even still talking? It would be like capturing a small town in the Midwest. Just take the one airport, expel the basedboy danes (after letting them change their diapers of course), then start passing out cheeseburgers and American flags.
Libcuck sionist nick faggit sound like a five yearold retard when he talks."Fraud have nothing to do with race bluhbluhbluh imma libcuck faggot"
>>525979383So why wont they let them vote on it?
>>525984889They did? Last elections the pro-american party lost. The parties that won were pro independent Greenland.
>>525985149Those were fake elections. If they don’t have aipac donors they are fake woke libtards.
>>525985254Of course, how could i forget, every country needs a jewish lobby to ensure fair elections.
>>525979794>>525979802>>525980128Rigged tranny election.
>>525982162>>525982451Yous jus jealous of all the stimmies wes gonna get!
>>525983961Then where'd we get our ceos from?Think you libtard tranny
>>525978957ayy lmao i believe itcant take a no, maybe he actually was a rapist too, kek
>>525978830i'm starting to get the feeling trump is just full of shit. Funny how he doesn't mind pulling the woke card when it serves his interests.
>>525984067Why does retard want to give them money instead of just killing them all and taking everything they have?
>>525983441what a snake tounged jewIUD is nor a permament sterilization,what the fuck to isrealis give a shit about an icy rock under nordic rule anyway, why the fuck do greenland have a jew, why the fuck do you foreskin sacrifiecers need to everywhere, some kind of kabala voodoo
>>525983441also, didnt you secretly sterlizie nigger jews?
>>525978804>And literally everyone wanted to be part of AmericaDid you watch it past the first 1min30? You just made yourself look retarded.
>>525983441>pissrael spreading fake newsthe sources linked in that article don't support the claims
When Vance the faggots VP went there they found literally no one who wanted to speak with them even for money they refused.USA is clearly not wanted there.If the USA took over then they would import millions of niggers, tranny degeneracy and worship of Israel there and endless poojeets.Denmark takes better care obviously.
>>525981483>while US protects them from Russia and Chinaby stirring shit up constantly?
>>525978804Everyone in this thread is a fucking RETARD. In the actual video only about 2 of the 10 people he interviewed wanted to be part of the US.
>>525978804never heard of the kid last week, now he's globe-trotting and has appeared on every major podcast. hmmm