Why are Cats chud coded now. They use to be a symbol of empowerment for women.THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
>>525996936Pussy always loses to the cock
>>525996936The cats can tell the men are more genuinely kind hearted than the females.
>>525996936Men radiate more heat and fidget lessNot using a gallon of perfume or other scented cosmetics helps too. Cats fucking hate that shit.
>>525996936This just proves that men don't listen
Is this why chinese people torture them? https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/30/asia/china-cat-deleters-torture-intl-hnk-dst
My buddy lets me feed his cat treats and every time I go over I start calling her name and she gets all excited and meows like she can understandLove it
>>525996936I thought my daughter's cat greeted me because I just change the cat box, feed it, pet it, brush it (long hair cat), make sure it has water, and give it attention. Daughter gets mad at me because it's "her cat" and wants the cat to bond to her, but she ignores it except when the cat is paying attention to me and wants attention. Poor little creature got lonely and kept looking to me for attention. It was getting underweight...
>>525996936Cats are essentially women by nature. Male cats are tomboys and females are super divas. Once you understand that and treat them appropriately, it is trivial to win them over.
>>525997766murder your daughter, feed her face to cat
>>525996936>mfw
>>525997711I love cats:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjeNh2lLXDU
>>525996936From personal experience, cats will simply meow at the person in the household who gives them food the most regularly.
My cat likes me the best and talks to me the most because I’m the only one that turns on the faucet for himThe other scumbags just give him bowl water
>>525997766Why isn't your daughter doing all that?>hint it's your fault
>>525996936>be me>gf brings home stray male cat from the Dollar Tree parking lot>no.exe>she keeps him>pretty chill dude so whatever>cat starts biting the shit out of her>cat starts physically blocking her from moving >cat starts ramming her with his whole body>deserved, but cant let this happen in my household>scare the shit out of the cat while hes fucking with her>cat leaves her alone as long as im around >cat loves meCats are chuddy asf. I had no idea about that until we got this guy. They have zero respect for women, she had to carry around a spray bottle constantly for like six months. Shit was pure kino and really humbled her ass.
>>525997766You allowed her to fail without telling her, you knew exactly how to bond with the cat. You let your daughter shirk her responsibilities and cleaned up after her so she learned no lessons.
>>525999550You have a compassionate soul, anon. Don't let anyone take that from you.
>>525997766let me guess, indoor cat? let it be an indoor/outdoor cat
>>525997766you need to give both the cat and your daughter up for adoption, this is pathetic
>>526000676Kek this reminds me of how my childhood cat used to attack my moms legs to get fedIn typical womyn fashion she trained him to do it more by rewarding the behavior instead of punishing itAka the death of western civilization due to letting them hold power
Women are awful at taking care of pets. Never let them get an aquarium they will spend a pile of money on the setup and then get bored of it and stop cleaning it and doing water changes. Que me being called in to look at a dead fish. Is it dead? Yes its dead no shit I can write with my finger in the algae on the inside of the tank.
>>526001395My stupid mother trained a puppy to chase the cats by giving it treats "to distract it"
>>525996936>caregiver sexSounds pretty illegal
>>526001395punishing does not work on cats. It works on dogs because dogs are smart enough to connect punishment relates to its behavior.Cats do not understand the concept of punishment. As far as they are concerned, you are spazzing out for no reason. What they do and your reaction is completely separate entities to them.They do understand cause and effect though, which is why stuff like water bottles work. They do not understand the water bottle as a punishment, they just understand "I jump on table, I get wet. Weird. better not jump on table"Hence why shoving a dogs nose when it craps on the floor works on dogs but shoving a cats nose when it craps on the floor just causes the cat to hate you.
>>526001395Fucking lel, she tried to tell me at first that research says cats can't understand cause-and-effect so negative reinforcements don't work. Cat fucked off immediately after a good spooking, and it made him more friendly too.She listens to me way better now, he really checked her ass. All unruly western women need to be held hostage by aggro male cats to understand how the world works. >>526001741My single mom used to literally chase after the dog to try to get it inside, every day, for like 10 years. Dog obviously thinking it was a game. Women need a loicense to own animals.
>>525996936Women respect animals autonomy. It’s insecure male freaks who are obsessed with trying to dominate innocent animals.
>>526002817Post tits
>>526002817No, it's because women are better listeners and don't need to have things said repeatedly to them, unlike men.
>>525997766I could understand her not giving it attention because of whatever reason. People have different thresholds of activity / bonding (mine is close to zero).But there's zero excuse for not feeding it.That's neglect, and by allowing your daughter to behave like that you are failing her as not only a parent, but a human. We're not brown, we don't allow ourselves to neglect or abuse sapient life under our care.Don't let your daughter turn into that type of person; you're her father.>>526001643Aquariums are pretty kino, but a huge money sink.
>>525997564Ten cents has been deposited to your Instagram account. Thank you for your attention to this matter <3
>>525996936Going to guess this is just a general reflection of how privileged women are in society and that bears on how they treat something they have power over.My sister's cats preferred me to her, but that's because she's a bitch. I've had lots of cats prefer me, but that's simply because I pay attention to what they're trying to communicate, instead of just assuming they are being dumb and making noise.
>>526002817>Women respect autonomy
>>526002817Probably why the infants of pitt mommies tend to have such an abysmal life expectancy.
>>526002271>modern wifeAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA LMAOBUT YET THE COW IS STILL BETTER CAUSE IT DOESN'T YAP AS MUCH LMAO>>525996936It's actually extremely simple why. Men are naturally more active towards physical play, it's an innate quality of boys that humans suppress over time, and animals also like physical play, male and female animals alike.Also men are more pattern oriented and use that to win people over. Women win people over by pretending they'll have sex with them. So maybe they get more dog boners than men get.Men are just more friendly.
Men are better at pattern recognition (real IQ) and learn a cat's behaviour over time. Women are retarded and don't interact with cats properly, or treat them like dogs. So cats will tend to want the attention of men instead as they get proper social reinforcement from them. (more)I've seen it first hand.
>>526003178>we don't allow ourselves to neglect or abuse sapient life under our care.Insane level of delusion
I want a cat and a dog bros...
>>526002402I believe you just have to be a bit more direct with cats in order to teach them things.When I had a cat he would chew the wires of my peripherals sometimes and I gently hit him and pretended to hit him and be mad for a while and he stopped doing it. Also gave him some other outlets to play around with that were not looking like cables. Not that I know anything about it but just saying it worked with me and my cat changed his behavior.
>>526003709Women do this to dogs and even children. They just project their thoughts unto whatever they're caring for.
>>526003750Cats and dogs can't be siblings, anon.
My outdoor cat just came in so I ran the test, he made 13 noises at me
>>525996936>Why are Cats chud coded now.Because cats behave like women.Think about it.
>>526002402>Cats do not understand the concept of punishment. As far as they are concerned, you are spazzing out for no reason. What they do and your reaction is completely separate entities to them.So cats are like niggers?
>>525997766Wtf is wrong with you and your family?
>>525996936Cats can't stand weakness. Go watch some cat videos on utube. They're always attacking women and fags. Weak "men", too.
>>525996936and dogs respond to female
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6LBONZJtTOUcats
>>525996936I've seen countless of Youtube shorts of pet dogs also preferring the boyfriend to the girlfriend.
>>525996936do men treat cats different?
>>526004098Cats can't stand if they can't engage and disengage on their own terms. Letting them go when they want to, giving them attention when they want to.Not being noisy and calm.
>>526000332Cats ruleWomen drool
>>525997766This is how almost all women treat their animals. My girlfriend and I have 3 cats and a dog and i cant even leave the house for a couple days to go and see friends and family without the animals being malnourished, dehydrated, dirty litter box, dog shit and piss all over the floor because dog didnt get let out.. not to mention ill clean the place for them too and 2 days later it looks like a nuke went off again. Women are fucking retards dude
>>526000676>scare the shit out of the cat while hes fucking with her>cat leaves her alone as long as im around>cat loves meThis is the secret alchemy of being loved by cats and dogs. If they believe you’re an immovable powerhouse that could fuck them up (but doesn’t) they will reflexively see you as their favorite thing. A cat will constantly solicit attention to reinforce staying on your good side and to be near the safety they believe you provide. Women cringing and squealing every time a cat plays rough sends a message to the cat: you are weak, you are my toy. A man reacts to a cat playing rough with “that’s hilarious, now I’ll get you back” and the cat is happier for losing every wrestling match.
>>525996936>codedIs this our new word for the day? Also most women are mentally obliterated by things like SSRIs and hormone based birth control and animals can sense these things like psychopathy from a mile away.
>>526003849Yes they can, haven't you seen Cat Dog?
>>525996936Maybe because vaginas stink like rotten fish.
>>526006109No, this wasn't on Cartoon Network during my formative years.Ergo, no such thing is possible, sorry.
My family had dogs all my life and after my now fiancee moved in she convinced me to get a cat and now we have 2 and they're awesome
>>526003772if it happens at the same time it can work, like:Chew Cables -> You freakoutthey can make that inference, but they will think something along the lines of chewing the cables makes you freak out. Like how when they jump on the table, water magically squirts them. Like there is some sort of connection between you and chewed cables. Not that it was a punishment. Also, it has to happen at the same time. If your cat were to chew cables and after awhile you freaked out when you noticed. They will think you are freaking out for no reason. It wont associate the cables being chewed with your reaction because they cant see the cause/effect.Dogs are intelligent enough to understand that even if time passes, that when you get angry about the cables being chewed its because you are angry, and you are angry because the dog did something that has upset you before and will submit itself to you for breaking the rule it was aware of.These layers of complexity are impossible for a cat to comprehend.
>>526007036Ah, wrong picture. Either way, cats are legit smooth brained.Sheep, Dog then Cat
>>525996936That because men have love in their hearts. Any provider worth a shit appreciates, cares for, and loves greatly those he cares for… therefore men care and respond to the kitty.
>>525997766To be fair, cats choose their people. That cat chose you and no matter what your cunt of a daughter does it will never love her.
Sgt. Mousekiller McMurderloaf knows he reports to me.
>>526002271who would've thought some norwood 3 castizo would be the ultimate jeet
>>525996936>Caregiver>Not ownerIts an animal, not a fucking decrepit boomer
My dog has never listened to my wife
>>525996936>>525997241My mom's cat will trot to the door when I get home and will be chirping and all happy rubbing on my leg. When my mom gets home she literally turns her back, walks away and just sits on the carpet with her ears listening backwards.Strange enough, my mom is the one thar feeds her and cleans her litter box. I always roughhouse with her, pick her up sometimes (when she doesn't want to), chase her, play peek-a-boo, etc.She sleeps with me 50% of the time and with my mom 50% of the time.
>>526002402>>526003173>Whenever a man explains something to a woman, she immediately understands his point>Whenever a woman speaks to a man, it's difficult for the man to follow and get the point >The problem here is the manLMAO show tits
>>525996936I see this with people I know. It seems like dogs and cats don't respect women at all and do what they want.
>>526008716But sir, this is a cat thread.
>>526008814If your pussy smells it isn’t goodLmfao women have the biggest cope with aging
>>526002063>gato sexoNow we’re talking
>>525997241>/studyNo, really, I firmly believe that.Women live in a bubble provided for by men.If we were all gone, 90% of women would die off and the 10% surviving would be the ones, who'd be able to work as men (thus forever changing how women are).No offense, ladies.
>>525997468Thia, I have an allergic reaction to strong perfumes and cosmetics and I fucking hate when women who use them get close to me
>>526008359Nice>>526008401Not nice
>>526003173Men listen when other men speak. They also listen when concise effective women communicators speak. If you prattle on, you're going to get tuned out
>>526003178If you have to fight against brown >>526005933Foid abandons her son as soon as she sees the dog coming back.
>>525996936it's not a preference thing, males are worse are caring for pets, as in, remembering to clean the litter, refill the food bowls, etc, if a cat has to meow, it's the owner who's lagging, a silent cat has his needs met>>526002402it's counterintuitive to the human brain, but cats understand when you ignore them, if you want to deter a certain behavior, you are better off leaving them alone when they do it
>>526009203And then once th filming was done they ate him.
>>526003772I've had some pretty smart cats that completely respect the word no. Like I tell them I don't like when they do that. In a stern tone, without raising my voice. They immediately stop what they're doing. Then they look at me. Then the reward comes. I bump my head to their forehead. Or lean down to pet them. Believe it or not, this combination of stern tone and not being mad really works with a lot of cats. But some cats are just fucking stupid. Another thing is to gently pick them up when they're getting themselves into a wire eating situation. Give them something else to chew on. If they scratch the furniture, give him a scratch box instead. It's not rocket science
>>526004400Yes. We don't reinforce their bad behavior, nor spazz out. We're also bigger than women so we're seen as top cat
>>526004943Your woman is a fucking retard
>>526008359She's at the edge of would. Two more burgers and shakes and she'll be wouldn't
>>526008681She's scared of your mom. Your mom's probably fat and stomps on the floor, and the cat is terrified that your fat mom is going to fall on him
>>526009141This. They're trying to mask the fact that they stink
>>526008847>Trannies, jokes on you, you don't piss blood like I doWeird flex, foid
>>526009988Female cat. Definitely not scared of my mom. She lays on her when my mom is watching TV.
>>526010191When your mom's not stomping around. It's not hard to tell what's going on here
>>526010191That cat might have confused your mom with a solid ground.That could happen to large moms.
>>525996936I moved in with my gf and I can tell her cat already likes me more. When it was just them two her cat would greet her by flopping around on the ground, now he does that for me every time I get home and she's been complaining he doesn't flop for her now.
>>525996936Maybe the women should stop molesting their cats.
>>525996936>nature understands authority>libshits cant
>>525996936Women are too stupid to understand cats. They will give them vocal orders as if they understood language, they give in to their pestering so cats learn that women will do what they want when they want. They pretend to pet them but in reality they give them a brush and that's it.
>>525997241Kek it’s unironically this.
>>526009261Lmao what a retard, show me your fat tits
>>525996936This we're culturally appropriating from femcels nowkek
>>525996936In most households it's the man who cleans the litterbox and feeds them.
>>525996936Cats are thousands of years ahead of you on the issue. They realized they could manipulate humans for food and companionship and have been domming humans ever since.
>>526002271Wait, wtf? I thought cows are physically unable to descend down a set of stairs.*mind blown*
>>526008681animals can detect bitterness, which is a trait that most women walk around with all day long, even when they love and show affection, thinking that they are showing pure love and affection, it is tainted by bitterness. Like say you have a pet, a small pet that cant really cause too much damage, out of no where it attacks the shit out of you. How do you respond? of course you are going to do something to stop the damage, maybe grab it in a certain way, maybe punt it across the room and scream at it. Doesnt really matter. Next time you interact with it you are going to remember "ok this thing was a dickhead last time lets be cautious" but you arent very likely, unless you are a woman or a faggot, to harbor bitterness and resentment against it. Hell, maybe its an animal where it attacking is a complete dealbreaker (like a dog), a mans gonna deal with that problem, whether by getting rid of it, sending it to a kill shelter or giving it the old yeller treatment. But, once thats done its water under the bridge. Women dont let the past stay in the past, they dredge it up at every opportunity. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, the implication being that it is possible that even hell could forgive something but a woman slighted wont forgive of her own accord. Which is one of the very many reasons they need men over them, without such they would destroy the whole world just because someone looked at them funny.
>>525996936Cats are based, men are based, women are cringe, simple as
>>525997241Probably this
>>525997564got a chuckle out of me
>>525996936I have cats. It's not really about gender. It's about size. They want to network with the biggest being they can see.
>>526008254thats so cool
>>526002227Would
>>526013434I swear God made manlets just have something to chuckle at
>>526008493Based thotpatroller
>>526002271He has a calf in the bed then an adult afterwards
>>526002817>>526003173>t. seething foids
On the other end of the spectrum, wolves prefer women
>>526009518based
Cats owned by women are better behaved I think
Girls don't play fight with cats and they even tell them off for "bad behaviour". Cats don't tolerate that shit from these emotional cunts. They're predators ffs
>>525997766My 5 year old daughter threw a surprise party for our kittens last night it was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen
>>525996936women are jealous of cat's independence because they want to be seen as strong independent women.cats can see men's natural instincts as protectors and providers and feel safe and secure to submit to them, even doing away with their own independence because men are the best leaders.
>>526002271Is this how Canadians have to treat their cattle since the jeets arrived?
>>525997468Good points
>>526009111>Act like a complete spastic faggot>Cat corrects itBased.
>>525997241All cultural and emotional work is done by men.
>>525996936It’s pretty funny, I lay around all day and when my wife gets home, that’s when the cats start knocking shit over and causing a ruckus. She used to claim it was because I didn’t feed them, but I bought a robot to do that shit on a timer so now I’m convinced the cats just treat her worse than me.
>>526014842Can't compete with nature's most perfect murder machine.
>>526009518fucking kekthe kids are alright
>>525998062That cat looks like he really hates niggers; based.
>>525996936[citation required ]>>526008359Nice. Not too fat, not too thin.
>>525997564this is probably the case desu.
>>526008965Show pussy then
>>525996936Cats are for men. Dogs are for women. That's why dogpill is more common with women then men.https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/not-quite-mans-best-friend-its-women-who-have-a-dog-sleep-alongside-who-think-of-them-as-having-souls/>“But when dogs are interacting with women in a particular society, dogs are more likely to have names, be treated as family, as kin, to be buried and mourned when they died,” says Professor Robert Quinlan, of WSU’s anthropology department and one of three authors of the recently published paper in the Journal of Ethnobiology,>The statistic: In those 144 cultures, dogs that interacted with women were 220% more likely to be treated like people in comparison to dogs that didn’t interact with women.>For dogs that interacted with men, the figure was 63%.>Dogs just respond better to how women treat them, says Quinlan.>And for women, that response goes both ways.>“It’s more likely that a woman will have a dog sleeping alongside her,” says Ph.D. student Jaime Chambers, another of the paper’s authors.
>>526012492>You're slow, even at falling...
>>526004095I unironically call my cat niggerman for this reason; also to honor HP Lovecraft. They're like 99 percent chill jazz lounge niggers and 1 percent hood niggers though. Love my little nigger cat.
>>525996936how will this affect cat politics?
>>525996936>After a life time of trying to defeat the patriarchal nature of the relation of the two sexes, the post wall woman will retreat and adopt many cats in her old age, in an attempt to satisfy the unfulfilled maternal instincts that have been aching her since puberty. Little does she know, the very patriarchy that she could not overcome and ran from has now made it's home in her living room, demanding that she provides food in all hours of the day, much like a husband. And the pets she spends her remaining health and wealth taking care of will wait eagerly for her to expire before ruthlessly eating her bloated corpse that now sits lifelessly on the recliner of the living room, surrounded by the musk of piss and shit, and various worthless knick knacks.God really doesn't let these bitches off easy.
>>525996936As a guy with 8 cats, they only meow when they want something. Women are more attentive so they don't need to meow as much.For example if they want food or to go out they sit by the bowl or door and stare at you. If that doesn't work they rub on you and jump on your lap or keyboard. Then they walk away hoping you follow. If that doesn't work they meow.
They are terrible cat owners because they have a mouse like personality, they will actually run away and be scared of cats which bolsters a cats uppity attitude towards women. You may even know or have had a cat that will just outright jump on and claw the shit out of your female family because they're dumb and don't assert themselves/show power over the cat. They appease the cat, are very emotional, fidgety, jumpy, get scared easily and do basically everything a cat toy does so they get treated like a target.They also don't actually know how to give the cat attention. They treat it like a fragile bunny, barely petting, combing, talking nice to it. Cats don't fucking feel that shit. They are literally walking cartilage murder springs who almost cannot die from any fall. You have to do the "cat pat" where you thomp on their hindend, enough to relieve the pressure from being a wound up bear trap. They like to be jostled, thrown a bit, skin stretching tier petting is their favorite. And women just don't have the balls to do that, they think anything more than a tap is harmful.
>>525997241Its probably picking up on a calmer CNS and emotional state
>>525996936thats because women's brains are 25% smaller and lack extrapersonal awareness
>>526008681I notice you forgot to mention your father.
>>525996936What is a "confound"
>>525998873Wrong. My wife feeds our cat but he always comes to me for affection. It's kind of annoying because he likes to groom me and cat tongues hurt on bare skin. It's because I head bonk him. It's that simple to bond with a cat. Just press your forehead up against theirs and they'll love you.
>>525999550I was thinking about that just now. Do you leave the faucet on into a bowl so the kitty can drink while your at work?
>>526002271Just a man and his moo
>>526008359whoa momma
>>526002402had cats my whole life. they are almost as trainable as dogs, just takes more effort and consistency cause they genuinely dont give a fuck out side of meeting their ends. they will learn fetch, come, sit, all the shits if you put in the effort.
>>526012142Lmfao
>>525996936>Meows to menMaybe it's because women wont STFU.
>>525996936I like cats. Too bad I'm allergic to them. But I have an african grey parrot. He talks, so I guess that's cooler than a cat.
>>525997600I genuinely believe it would be better for everyone if some people were skinned alive to make an example for the other pieces of shit.
>>525996936Cats understand who the real provider is
Women love cats because they treat them like shit
>>525997600Chinese aren't people, not real ones anyway.
>>525996936Probably because men are generally better caretakers than women. Especially of things that are not biologically children. All women ever had to care about historically and evolutionarily are themselves and maybe their kids occasionally. Men had to take care of everything. The animals, the women come in the children, the other men, the resources, everything.
>>525997241Women are incapable of developing a real bond with another animal. They only see these relationships as an exchange of value. Multiple times my wife has floated the idea of getting rid of our family dog over minor inconveniences. My answer is always “not a chance”. Its very clear to me that she does not see him as a member of the family. She is not mean to him, and on the surface you would think she likes him. She gives him pets and plays with him outside, but she has no empathy for him
>>526021154I swear whorewegians are as vile and vindictive as hats, but minus any charm or charisma. We'll see how well all your online tough guy acts' hold up when Don Cheeto inevitably comes knocking.
>>525997766Women are incapable of taking care of animals. Best they can do is force feed pills.
>>526013790Just like human women.
>>525997600JapanDidNOTHINGWrong
this is actually really based. my cat would get really excited if i got back home after a walk, but he'd barely come say hello if i were away for a few weeks, cats are silly things
>>525996936break it down by race and IQ then we can talk
>>526023534Did he hurt your feelings chang? I also hate you subhuman cat torturers
>>525996936>cat sex
>>526003829My mother has done this to every single dog she has ever had. This frequently results in her throwing a temper tantrum because the "dog has been walked/fed X amount of times today but wants to be walked/fed again!". She decides this because the dog glances at her.
>>526023534Stop being such a whiny little bitch.
>>525997600>>526020662>>526021154>>526024333Multicheck & it's easy to solve: Just send the invoice for your next non-chinkese car to the China Council for the Promotion of International Trade, citing the cat torture for your decision.
>>525996936My mom would always complain that our cat would ignore her and then become chatty with me kek
>>525996936Domesticated cats are in a perpetual state of kittendom. They see humans as their mother. To recognize a human as their mother even in adulthood, the human needs to have a deeper voice and significantly more strength. Males are more likely to be it.
>>526009111based cat
>>526014515It's better than the alabama incest
>>525996936Cats are funny animals
>>525996936Good kitties. Together we can take over the world.
>>525996936My cat hates both of my sisters but she is perfectly fine with everyone else. I have never had a cat that had any behavioral issues or attitude problems. Just 100% amazing smart and awesome cats in my experience. Both of my sisters also have their own cats whom I'm sure begrudgingly tolerate them due to being stuck in the same house as them. My current cat hates both of my sisters because both of them, on different occasions, compulsively fucked with my cat for no reason at all in their first few times meeting her. It's weird, it's like they had an uncontrollable urge to taunt and corrupt the cat just because I love her and have a perfect relationship with her. Like they would intentionally invade her personal space and mess with her when she was still getting to know them, ignoring my suggestion that they take it slow and give the cat some room. Both of my sisters are loud, domineering women so I don't blame my cat for feeling uncomfortable around them when My household is always mellow and quiet. My cat is 15 years old and to this day she still meows loudly in protest when my sisters approach her, and I don't allow them to antagonize her.
>>526030993Tell me you're a non without telling me you're a non
>>526008401>>526010075>>526008814>>526006199All pussy smells like rotting fish. Especially if they don't wash it for more then 5-6 hours. Pussy really stinks. That's why perfume was invented in the first place. Showers weren't available back then, so thots would pour perfume on then so the smell of rotting pussy would be mixed with the strong smell of perfume and give an illusion as if the whole rotten pussy smell is just a kind of perfume. There are still types of perfume that smell raunchy as fuck, as it was intended traditionally, so it would intermix with the pussy stink better. Today thots use all sorts of gels and creams to keep their pussy from smelling like rotten fish while they are at work, but it hardly works.If you visit any room that has a couple of women working all day and it has poor or no ventilation, then you would immediately smell the rotten fish odor. That's why women usually smoke as well, because tobacco odor somewhat cancels out the pussy stink.In any case women smell like rotten fish. It's a well known fact. That's why they hate each other, because if one bitch forgets to wash her cunt, then there is no way to tell which one it is exactly and men end up thinking that it's just all of them stink at the same time, thus killing bitches game completely and causing pussy price to dive to zero.Of course we know that actually all pussies stink regardless of how much they wash it.Women are repulsive, barbaric and uncivilized. Stay away from them.
>>526034359my girlfriend's smell gets me really aroused.
>>526002271The Jew fears the indoor cattleman
Does your cat ever give you the "slow blink"?
>>526004941>PostpartumNigger that depression is from your abandoned child being burned alive not because your hormones are sad for being unpreganted
>>525996936me ex adopted a cat and it literally became my best little buddy kek she was mad
>>526014947Their eyes have a much higher framerate than humans'.
>>526034942No, the depression is because the child support tap is now closed and she's too old to pull it off again, when she thought she had 15+ years solved in the bag.
>>525997241Women know cats can't talkMen assume everyone can talkWomen will abuse the cat
>>526002271That's clearly a different cow in the bed vs the rest of the video.
>>526030993not even nigger hands
kskskskskskshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcaN6IoQ8eA
>>525996936I love cats so much it's unreal
>>525996936Animals just like me. I don't know why.
>>526002817complete cap, women treat their cats like fucking babiesjust watch any yt vid, they talk to them like toddlers, its creepy and annoying as hell
>>526026754Good idea. Chink govt executes anyone in China who fucks up their trade. Remember that poisoned dog food? The chink govt had the president of that company shot.
read beren and luthien brocats joined team morgoth and were disgraced when their leader tavildo sold out their cat secret which was morgoths magic spell to huan, lord of the dogs and one of the valar. and ever since then cats have been disgraced to all, but it was a woman who betrayed them to huan.
>>526036422They can sense that you are a good person.
>>526034359>anon is definitely not a panty snifferSome vaginas should smell irresistible to you, some should be off putting. This is an evolutionary reaction based on mating compatibility. Maybe you are just a faggot.>Women are repulsive, barbaric and uncivilized. Stay away from them.Confirmed actually.
>>526034359Youre crazy bro>>526008401Fuq i wish i could smell thatI’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl. You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped off with just a hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint. You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well. The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.
>>526012142L O L
>>525996936I want a kot so much but I can't get one because some of my senpai who come to my house often are allergic. :(When I visited my family back in Europe years ago my aunt introduced me to her cat who was this big white fluffball who was just the most chill and comfiest kot I'd ever met. He kept shadowing me the entire time I was there then would climb into bed with me, sleep right by my head, and purred all night. I freaking loved how comfy and relaxing his presence was. I did not really care for cats until this encounter. His name was Antonio. This was 6 years ago. He was already quite old back then and he died a year ago. If I got a cat for myself I would also name him Antonio to honor his memory. :3Sigh ... A man can dream ...
>>525996936cuz the human male are more retarded and the cat knows it intutiivelyneeds to be explicit
>>526038955tits or gtfo
>>526034906all cats do that, it's trying to educate your retarded ass cat social etiqute but you probably stare at it
>>525996936cats are homosexual coded and turn you gay by infecting you with parasites. dudes who like cats are fucking deep closeted homos and faggy and fucking gay
>>526039578>codedThe word coded is brown subhuman coded
>>525996936I feel bad for my mom. My cats are all over me but they don't give her the time of day. My sister has a cat that pays no attention to her either, but is all over her husband.
>>526003158Honestly I cannot envision an actual woman coming to this board and making a post. My mind won’t permit it, like it’s beyond even my imagination. Trannies and kikes, sure, but women? No way.
>>526003849Wife and I have two cats and a toy Maltese. They are all sisters. The Maltese bullies the younger cat though.
I love cats so much. Nothing is more fun than playing with them every day and training them into seasoned hunters and athletes.
>>525998062These little monsters are a gift from God >>525998152
>>526008538I’d rather look at the pics of trannies dilating their wounds than whatever horrid video this was…
>>525997241I think men respect an animals autonomy more than women and cats especially respect that. It’s never once occurred to me to dress my cat up like a fuckin sailor but I go outta town and my mom or sis feeds the cats and suddenly lil Tone is dressed up like a cowboy so it’s no wonder he hides when they come over. Poor guy just wants his dignity and women don’t respect anybody else’s dignity except their own.
>>526020662whitehouse.gov has a contact form, use it to send then links to YouTube videos doing deep dives on it.Ask that they revoke visas of those involved & sanction them.Also advise them to pass it on to regime mouthpieces like Daily Wire to score PR victories against China.Work with existing power flows, not against, and seek mutual wins.
Why is this thread still alive
>>526009111Checked. Hope that kittie succeeded putting this guy out of his misery. Goes straight for the neck.
>>526039648>homosexual worms and parasite infected manicured nails typed this post
>>526020536you don't need to replace them as often as you do a cat
>>525996936>sample size 31
>>525997468this is true, my husband is much bigger and warmer and the cats will lay on him much more than on me. he also leaves for work earlier so he feeds them breakfast and that’s their preferred way to wake him up.
Wtf I like cats now
>>526034359healthy pussy don't smell much and it's a life saving thing that you can smell have she fucked a filthy nigger
cats are basically pokemonbut cuter and softer
>>525997241This. Cats love Asian women.
>>526042481it goes cats < npcs < jews < dogs < players
>>526042481>Cats love Asian women.Who doesn't?
>>526041609>"hello guys femanon here, did I mention I'm a female woman"
>>526040959toxoplasmosis is no joke dude
>>526024333True but some japs torture animals too
>>526044553Shut the fuck up
>>526044788Japs lack empathy just like chinks but theyre much higher iq so they're not retarded enough to post it on the internet
>>525996936Are we sure it's not because the guys are ignoring the cat longer? So the cat whines more? Whereas the women immediately showers attention on her precious baby?
even cats can't stand the foid yapping
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>>526045092Blackpillers will tell you that women will only ever love their children and nobody else, even this is cope because the true depth of women's evil would drive them insane
>>526046136Lmao. I lived in Richmond and in Kent (Maidstone).Women's morality is defined as how something makes them feel. If there is something they don't like it is labelled as 'bad' or 'evil'. I see it with all the females that I know including family members.It's not all bad though. If you fucked up somehow and a female likes you then automatically she will support you because any consequences from your actions will be seen as bad.
>>526046136They call getting eaten by pigs SIDS now.
>>526038955>>526039252So much hostility.
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>>526002402>>526001395http://messybeast.com/behaviour-index.htm
>>526008634Based dog
>>525996936Dogs do this too. I've noticed it my whole life. They're animals, they have eyes, and they're not brainwashed by bullshit like humans are. They see the man, they can tell he is stronger, bigger, in charge, and they respect it. It's not at all common for women with cats and dogs to get a new boyfriend and for the cat or dog to see the new boyfriend as their alpha, and start favoring him, to the woman's dismay. This happens all the time.
>>525996936Everyone knows deep down that cats are the most racist, sexist and misogynistic (they literally have spikes on their dicks) creatures on the planet and if they could talk they would tell you.
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>>526034359what's it like to be a fag?pussy smells wonderful 90% of the time
Reminder that Adam had dominion over all the animals before Eve ruined everything
>>526040901May I please see Tone in the cowboy outfit? I won't tell him you showed.
>>526002402>Hence why shoving a dogs nose when it craps on the floor works on dogs but shoving a cats nose when it craps on the floor just causes the cat to hate you.they are like argentinians
>>526002402Cats can be trained, 100%, perhaps not to the same degree of complex tasks as other animals, but it understand punishment, with a few caveat. Punishment needs to follow the act. Getting mad at the cat for something it did 6 hours ago serves no purpose. You can't offer the cat an out. If the cat learns that sucking up to you makes you being mad go away, it learns that instead of learning to avoid the behaviour that made you mad in the first place. They understand its "punishment" because they understand we squeeze the trigger, which is why they freak out when you reach out for the spray bottle, not at its existence while its sitting on the corner of the table. All mammals are smarter than we generally give them credit for, we shit on cat because we tend to lump all pets together, and the other one happens to be in the top 10 most intelligent animal out there. In reality cognitive studies shows cats have pretty much exactly as much brainpower as you would expect a mammalian predator of that size to have.
>>526040959>t. simp
>>526015439>The statistic: In those 144 cultures, dogs that interacted with women were 220% more likely to be treated like people in comparison to dogs that didn’t interact with women.>For dogs that interacted with men, the figure was 63%.That's backwards ass reasoningA man wouldn't leave an animal he doesn't trust near his family in his absence, so of course dogs would be interacting with women more. Since the man is out hunting while the dog is left with the family as an additional protector.It's the equivalent of saying the father (who works full time) doesn't love his children as much as their mother (who doesn't work at all) because he isn't around the children 24/7, as the mother is.
>>525996936Cats and dogs are really gods angels the perfect companions. A dog will give you unconditional kindness in return for your kindness. A cat will do the same and has expectations of you that help keep you to a routine. Both feed the soul of the extroverted or introverted to maintain a healthy life and remain spiritually grounded.
>>526053504Unfortunately they smell bad and need more maintenance than I want to put in. I'll enjoy seeing my family's pets when I visit them but I won't have one myself.
>>526003178You're a faggot
>>525997241This. Women use cats as props. Men actually enjoy and love the presence of a cat. Cats can sense the demonic energy from women.
>>526044553Japs torture whales, this is known.
>>526034359good post
>>526055105https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768462089456574.webmHval! Hvalkjøtt! Det er mat!
>>525996936Lol this is so true. My cat was homeless when my gf and I took it in, it always wants to lay on me and meows at me all the time and my gf always tries to mess with it while im just chill and neutral. I thought the cat would like my gf more since its a male cat but it got neutered so it has no balls. I always joke and him zesty cause hes trying to sit in a guy's lap instead of a girls..
>>525996936I fucked my cats. That's the reasona cat is fine too
Women treat pets like children men treat pets like animals. Turns out animals actually enjoy being treated like animals
test what flag do i get
>>526012142>you dare offer me such filthy slop harlot!
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>>526007244Dogs bark at passing cars and I've seen several people fighting to keep their dogs from jumping in front of the car it's barking at. Meanwhile I see cats out on their own wait for a car to pass before attempting to cross the road. Cats are smarter than dogs, they just don't give a fuck about your concerns.
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>>525997241women are evil, dogs know this.
test
>>525996936you have to supervize women because theyre beta rats. animals dont understand how these beta rats can live alone, makes them confused.
>>526001643Never met a woman that wanted a fishtank before
>>526048637>sekiro's stance break mechanic against enemies 20 times your size is unrealistic
>>526022181>>526054910It's these. Women emotionally abuse animals and like the other anon stated, they use them as props. Same thing with jobs, and political beliefs, and their own children.Everything women do is performative. Everyone else is a prop to them in their little acts of pretend and dress up.
>>525996936lol
>>526011547So true. It's why there's no fixing a woman either. If she had a good happy life and meets you, that sets the tone of the rest of her life with you. If she was a whore for 15 years straight, all those bitter memories get directed AT YOU and EVERYDAY for the rest of your life.
>>526003173Listening and comprehending are two vastly different concepts, anon. I know you do not understand what I am saying, and that is precisely the point.
>>525997468Dont forget constantly rubbing lotion on their hands and then petting the cat with it.
>>525996936My cat always gave me way more attention than my towards my mom. I thought it was because most of the time she would be feeding her, so my cat associated her with feeding and me with snuggling. But maybe it's because of this. Very interesting
This image lacks a lot of information.31 households, but how many were male vs female? Did every household have both male and female caregivers? Were any of those households with just a male or just a female owner? Also, how long did those cats live within those households?Vocalization doesn't necessarily mean affection. That's like saying a person is chatty if they like you. We all know that being chatty depends on your personality, not necessarily because you like the person. Cats express affection through different silent body language and other behaviors. Those things could have been measured in tandem with vocalization.It would also be interesting to know the age of the people studied, their income level, the amount of time spent at home with the cat versus outside, and their prior cat-owning experience.
>>526009593Cats can definitely learn specific words. My parent's cat has now learned the word "petromalt", because it is a medicine we would occasionally give him for hairballs. He absolutely loves the stuff. If he hears the word, he will instantly jump on on the bed next to where we keep it and start meowing and giving "feed me eyes".We now have to use euphemisms to talk about it unless we are right about to give it to him.I think the more complex and unique the word is, the more likely they will learn it. My parent's cats don't seem to respond to "food", even though it is said multiple times right before they are fed.
>>526046943Honestly it's crazy that these basic facts have yet to be accepted by modern Western culture Women's rights were a mistake
>>526008359She is just a tiny bit too fat, like literally on the edge of 'this is great' but not quite there
>>526060291The multi syllabic word versus monosyllabic word theory is very intriguing I'm going to test it out
>>526060219Correct. It was a bullshit, lazy hackneyed study
>>526057635Dogs simply exploit retarded people through emotion and ego way more. The cat cannot form a symbiotic relationship with you if you're a retard. Dogs have no problem in this regard
>>526040901OP, deliver the goods
>>526018504People that cannot train cats are simply retarded or have no patience. Cats are very very trainable
>>526034359this is pasta. why come so many newfags?
