>"...many of my Christian friends have asked me to find Jesus before I go. I’m not a believer, but I have to admit, the risk/reward calculation for doing so looks so attractive to me. So here I go: I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, and look forward to spending an eternity with him. The part about me not being a believer should be quite quickly resolved if I wake up in Heaven. I won’t need any more convincing than that. I hope I’m still qualified for entry."
>>525999657It turns out that, like vaccines, it's better to be accidentally right when it comes to the afterlife as well.
He went to hell due to racist remark
well, if he had no belief then baptism would be sacrilege. You have to do it as intended.
Is that actually how the whole heaven thing works?
>>525999657No. Scott Adams is in the Duat/Bardo
>>525999883You're a bigot and it wasn't racist. Someone hate you and you stay away from them as they ask is Christian. You are a godless lying pagan from the lowest depths of hell. I bet your address is Level 666, Apt 101, Hell, Canada.
>>525999900>well, if he had no belief then baptism would be sacrilege. You have to do it as intended.fun fact, according to Catholic doctrine, Rudolf Hoess, CEO of Aushwitz, has a great chance to be in heaven, he convert to Catholicism, was batized and got absolution from polish priest.
>>526000065The hateful heart does not enter Heaven
>>526000377>he made jews do some workSINNER!
What is "heaven"?
>>525999657No, he's in the ground unconscious and oblivion. If God wants to, he can give him a second chance with a resurrection for unrighteous people after the world ends.
>be racist atheist for entire degenerate life>ok on my death bed I am converting to Christianity>an all knowing supreme being is fooled by thisChristcucks make me sick
Yes he's enjoying the holy fires of god's warmth right now.
>>526001378Is this that warmth of collectivism I have been hearing so much about lately?
>>525999657>be atheist>convert to christianity on deathbed>turns out the buddists were correct>get reincarnated as a mollusclmao
>>525999657I don't appreciate (You)
>>526001309He's not fooled by that.
>>526000377did you know that britain invented the holocaust in WWI?
>>525999657>Is Scott Adams in heaven?No, he's probably screaming up at us right now
>>525999657What if Yahweh is Satan and pledging devotion to him sends people to Hell?Add that to your Pascal's Wager.
>>525999657Your belief has to be sincere. It's not a spell you speak and you're saved. Doesn't work like that. Death bed conversion has to be viable because scripture says if you believe in your heart and confess with your mouth you will be saved. He didn't believe in his heart by his own admission.
>>525999657>I am not a believer. I will accept the reality of Christ’s lordship only when it is self-evident, and not on the basis of any faith. However, I will recite some rote incantation that I do not actually believe in attempt to appease God.Not looking good for Scott tbqh.
>>526000377>fun fact: local good guy is in heaven!Uh, okay?
I didn't even konw he died.
>>525999657A man said "I accept Jesus Christ" on his deathbed.The church asked if he really meant it.I need to ask you something.When did we become the gatekeepers of grace?I've watched Christians dissect Scott Adams' final words like prosecutors.They parsed his phrases. They weighed his tone. They measured his faith against some invisible scale and found it wanting."That doesn't sound like surrender," they said. "That sounds like a man hedging his bets."And I understand the instinct. I do.But there's a verse that haunts me. Not because it's obscure—because it's too simple."Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."(Romans 10:13)Whosoever.Not "whosoever truly believes in their heart of hearts." Not "whosoever demonstrates sufficient sincerity." Not "whosoever calls early enough in life that we trust theirmotives."Whosoever.The moment we add prerequisites to that promise, we've traded the Gospel for religion.We've smuggled works back in through the side door labeled "authentic faith."I know what some of you are thinking.But he admitted he wasn't a believer.He talked about "risk and reward."He said he hoped he'd "qualify."Yes. He did.And those words make us uncomfortable. They don't sound like the confident declarations we want from converts. They sound uncertain. Calculating. Human.But here's what I need you to hear:The thief on the cross didn't have time to develop mature theology either.He was a criminal. Hours from death. He looked at Jesus and said, "Lord, remember me when you come into your kingdom."That's it.No profession of belief in the resurrection. No renunciation of his former life. No evidence of transformed character.Just a desperate man, reaching for a hand he wasn't sure would take his.And Jesus said, "Today you will be with me in paradise."We have a problem, and it's not Scott Adams.It's us.
Jesus obviously has to be accepted in your heart. You can't try to trick god last second. Pascal's wager was always retarded.
>>526004545In his own words, he did not believe what he said. It would be harmful to allow a misconception that reciting some “magic words” without is sufficient for forgiveness and salvation.
>>525999657He got the fuck away from black people, aka NIGGERS, you can bet your ass on that. Is that heaven? Think about it.
He died doing what he loved. Begging for mercy
>>526005178>He got the fuck away from black peopleNot so fast scott
Only he knows this now. Did he make steps in the right direction towards the end? Yes, he most likely did. Was it enough? Only he knows this now. This is between the Universe/God and Scott Adams. None of us are here to judge on any of this. Good luck, conscious soul of Scott.
>>526005697Niggers can't go to heaven you dope. They aren't human. You think dogs go to heaven too? Cats? Birds? Chimps? You could train a monkey to pray to the Lord, that don't mean shit.
>>525999657Pretty sure racists burn in hell if there is one, so no.
>>526005854If he's actually passed I'm sorry. Rip and God bless
>>526004545>We have a problem, and it's not Scott Adams.>It's us.Petty based for a memeflag.Judgement is for the Lord. There's an entire parable about how those who were hired from the beginning shall receive the same wage as those who only began work when the project was nearly done. Salvation was never about compensation. The instinct to judge otherwise isn't righteousness. Its pride. It's believing you are superior and more deserving of salvation. That is sin, and if you love Jesus you'll turn away from sin.I don't know if Scott was saved. But I hope he was. And if you wish hell upon anyone, you do injury to your soul. Jesus commands us to love one another. It doesn't matter whether you think they're stupid or advocating for foolish things that will bring worldly harm. You should still pray for their salvation and the mercy of God.I doubt Renee Good was Christian, but I hope she was saved too. That doesn't change the fact I think the ICE agent was justified, and I certainly wouldn't have enjoyed Good's company. But I hope she's not burning in hell.And I pray for your sake anons, that you aren't wishing hell on others either.
>>525999657He's in, but only because God probably has a pathway for Scott Adams, wouldn't have made him otherwise.Big G, got you little buddy.
>>526004545>>526006083We've internalized a law that God never gave us. A natural sense of fairness that says late arrivals should get less. That deathbed conversions are suspicious. That the mathshould somehow work out—more faith, more years, more sacrifice equals more standing before God.Jesus told a parable about this.We skip over it because it offends us.A landowner hired workers throughout the day. Some came at dawn. Some at noon. Some showed up with one hour left.At the end, he paid them all the same.The early workers were furious."These who were hired last worked only one hour, and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day." (Matthew 20:12)And the landowner replied:"I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn't you agree to work for a denarius? Don't I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?"There it is.The scandal of grace is that it feels unfair.A man who mocked God for sixty years gets the same inheritance as the saint who served since childhood. A skeptic who hedged his bets at the last breath stands in the same kingdom as the martyr who gave everything.And something in us recoils.That's not grace rejecting us.That's us rejecting grace.
>>526005955Scott Raymond Adams (June 8, 1957 – January 13, 2026) was an American author and cartoonist. He was the creator of the Dilbert comic strip and nonfiction works of business, commentary, and satire. Also, there are black people in heaven, and also animals. All of those who can make it there have the highest honor towards God's laws and are generally very pleasant people. Anything from the middle heaven and above is free of most behaviors you can expect from typical criminals and parasites on earth. They don't get in.
Everybody ends up in heaven...Sooner or later.
Get the hell away from black people.
>>526005916They are objectively humans
>>526006891No they aren't. Nope. Never. Not. Uh uh. Nada.
>>525999657>Hedging his bets to go to heavenTypical conservative.
>>526006891If we get past the social taboos, biologically they probably are a different clade more distinct from Euros and Asians than Tigers are from Lions.However if Neanderthals and homo floresis and other hominids still walked the earth- capable of speech and all- I think we would be in grave error to assume they do not have souls or spiritual weight given to them by the almighty creator, and we would have a duty to such hominids to share with them the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
>>525999657>refused fasting because no "studies">refused all 'vitamin blends' and recommendations of anyone trying to help because muh "studies">tries to fool God >diesI don't know, but it seems like he did more good in the world than bad. even if he master persuaded however many tens of thousands to get the clot shot, he's helped more with his books, podcast, and comics
>>525999657Weak cunt in life, weak cunt in death.
>>526009188Male Ligers are unhealthy and infertile. Niggers actually can reproduce with all other humans.
>>525999657Golems don't have a soul, so no
>>525999657Technically you can convert on your death bed at the final hour of your life, but only if it's sincere.
>>525999900Goddamn nice get
>>525999657>>526000058only if you believe in Pascal's wager https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUAgP8l5eNY
>>525999657Now that he's dead I don't mind saying: There's no such thing.
>>526005916>You think dogs go to heaven too? Cats? Birds? Chimps?Slightly off topic, but if dogs and cats don't go to heaven, then "heaven" is not worth going to.
No.He was reborn as a nigger baby yesterday at 10 AM PST.He was born to a single mother in Houston, Texas.He will be killed by a nigger when he is 11 years old.Never take the vaccine and accept Christ, or else this will also be your fate.
>>526005916There are afterlives for all beings, on every world
>>526012663the Duat is like a mirror
