Last: >>526003294Iranian News:https://www.aparatchi.com/iran-live-tv/farsi-irib-tv/shabakeh-khabar-liveXitter:https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://x.com/khamenei_irhttps://x.com/WW3_Monitorhttps://x.com/sentdefenderMaps:https://www.flightradar24.com/airport/thrhttps://iran.liveuamap.com/https://geoconfirmed.org/iranSITUATION IN IRAN:>BLACKOUT ONGOING: No water and power; internet/cell 120+ hours; Starlink actively jammed.>ESTIMATED: 20.000+ DEAD / ~3500 ISLAMIC FORCES (outdated)TODAY & BREAKING:>US has reportedly evacuated multiple bases in the area in preperation for incoming retaliation strikes from Iran.>allegedly protesters have now been provided with weapons from abroad>Lufthansa has told employees to immediately prepare to leave Israel and will cancel all flights>The Intelligence Ministry's raid on Milad Hospital in Isfahan have abducted several doctors who had been providing treatment to the injured>Israeli media pushed an intense wave of reports within fews hours linked to a potential U.S. attack on Iran.>All flights in Israel were canceled tonight, shelters opened in more areas, remote learning preparations began, and officials warned any strike on Iran would combine cyber and military attacks, as Britain reportedly withdrew forces from Qatar and the Israeli army raised readiness across all defensive units.>Starlink jamming: >>526007334 https://ej.uz/starlink_ir>IRGC:"Special combat teams in the streets were dismantled in 9 Iranian provinces and 31 elements who were ready to cooperate with Mossad were identified">It appears the Israeli Air Force has activated its defensive doctrine, which includes the dispersal of its air assets.
TIMELINE:Jan 13:>Trump: I have cancelled all meetings with Iranian Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPS. HELP IS ON ITS WAY. MIGA... PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP>China, USA calls for it's citizens to evacuate from Iran. More countries suddenly follows.>MASS PUBLIC EXECUTIONS SET FOR TOMORROW ACROSS THE NATIONJan 12 and before:>Heavy govt crackdown in Isfahan, live ammunition being used - FOX>every major city has or is experiencing protests>estimated thousands of protestors dead, unverified source says over 20k likely dead>dozens of police dead during clashes, Islamic regime using machine guns to surpress crowds>complete network blackout cell/internet>Govt is cracking down on satellites and starlink terminals.
>This is the thread where we watch jews get blueballed by Donald Trump while they lose money on PolymarketGentlemen.
>>526014586A war in Iran would be a pretty big happening
Nothingeverhappens bros how do we be lookin'
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MIGHT HASHEM GIMME A CUTE SEPHARDIC CUTIE GF AND VICTORY IN IRAN!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!
I think Blompf cucked out...
>>526014820It's probably a fake out and they'll actually bomb shit this weekend
I have a whiskey bottle in one hand and a can of pringles un the other
>>526014901if it doesnt happen tonight i will rape my sisteri cannot take this anymore
>>526014901howabout two weekends from now?
>>526014597>Trump: I have cancelled all meetings with Iranian Officials until the senseless killing of protesters STOPSso he isn't going to bomb or invade it like Venezuela. Boring. Nothing ever happens
>>526014586happening cancelled guys, go home
>>526014954>if it doesnt happen tonight i will rape my sister
>>526014954Don't do it bro! I like you too much! It is not worth it!
PLACE YOUR BETS ANON. I am betting on mutual do nothing strikes like last time with a parlay of oil deal with the iranians while isreal gets pisssed about that but in turn chinks suffer even more.
>>526014586>Greater IranModern Iranian peoples include the Baloch, the Gilaks, the Kurds, the Lurs, the Mazanderanis, the Ossetians, the Pamiris, the Pashtuns, the Persians, the Tats, the Tajiks, the Talysh, the Wakhis, the Yaghnobis, and the Zazas. Their current distribution spreads across the Iranian Plateau – stretching from the Caucasus in the north to the Persian Gulf in the south and from eastern Anatolia in the west to western Xinjiang in the east – covering a region that is sometimes called Greater Iran, representing the extent of the Iranian-speaking peoples and the reach of their geopolitical and cultural influence.The ancient Iranian peoples who emerged after the 1st millennium BC include the Alans, the Bactrians, the Dahae, the Khwarazmians, the Massagetae, the Medes, the Parthians, the Persians, the Sagartians, the Saka, the Sarmatians, the Scythians, the Sogdians, and likely the Cimmerians, among other Iranian-speaking peoples of West Asia, Central Asia, Eastern Europe, and the Eastern Steppe.Richard Nelson Frye defines Greater Iran as including "much of the Caucasus, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Central Asia, with cultural influences extending to China and western India."According to him, "Iran means all lands and peoples where Iranian languages were and are spoken, and where in the past, multi-faceted Iranian cultures existed."
>>526014586Iran is doomed
>>526014586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYjVGZmY8k4 This is interview of a Harvard professor Dr. Richard Nelson Frye(may his soul rest in peace) on CNN. Opening 40 seconds."Well I spent all my life working in Iran. And as you know I don't mean the Iran of today, I mean Greater Iran.""The Iran which in the past extended all the way from China to the borders of Hungary and from Outer Mongolia to Mesopotamia.""This is the area in which [Iranian]culture, craft, and everything was dominant. "
>>526014983You've posted belarus and it is indeed mostly european because it is so poor shitskins don't want to go there, russia is different in that regard (still poor but not that poor)
>>526014954You were going to have sex with your sister anyway, go ahead, nobody is watching.
>How will this war benefit me the most tho?
>>526014778> MIGHT HASHEM GIMME A CUTE SEPHARDIC CUTIE GFPathetic.
>>526015063>PLACE YOUR BETS ANONI'm pretty sure the Dutch jew and the Latvian jew are both out of money already
FUGG
>>526014586Q: What is Greater Iran?>AI OverviewGreater Iran (Irān-e Bozorg, Iranzamin, Persosphere) refers to a broad cultural and historical sphere encompassing modern Iran and surrounding regions significantly influenced by Iranian peoples, languages, and empires, extending across parts of West Asia, Central Asia, the Caucasus, and South Asia. It's a socio-cultural concept not a single political entity, representing territories historically part of great Iranian empires like the Achaemenids or Safavids, including areas in present-day Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, and parts of Iraq, Turkey, and Pakistan.Key aspects of Greater Iran:- Cultural Sphere: A region sharing deep cultural, linguistic (Persian, etc.), and historical ties, even after political borders shifted.- Historical Empires: Covers lands once ruled by vast Iranian empires (Persian, Parthian, Sassanid, Safavid, etc.), from the Zagros Mountains to the Indus Valley, and into Central Asia.- Geographical Scope: Includes the Iranian Plateau, Central Asia (Tajikistan, parts of Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan), the South Caucasus (Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia), Mesopotamia (Iraq), and the Indo-Iranian borderlands (Afghanistan, Pakistan).- Modern Relevance: The concept evokes a sense of historical grandeur and sphere of influence, often surfacing in Iranian intellectual and political discussions about national identity and regional status.In essence, it's a historical and cultural concept defining a large geographical area bound by centuries of Iranian influence, extending far beyond present-day Iran's borders.
>>526014954is she hot
>>526014778Where are you getting these pictures?I need large numbers of high quality pictures of attractive young Jewish women dressed like Jews.For reasons.
>>526015179I WILL NOT FUCKING BREED WITH SOME LEFTIST ASHKENAZI JEWESS ANON!! TOTAL LABOUR PARTY DEATH!!!
3 proverbs of Chuddha:>The west has FALLEN>BILLIONS must die>Nothing EVER happens
>>526015190Honestly why does he even bother?He knows Trump won't listen, he knows nobody would listen.
>>526015182Its why i don't bet shit on polymarket. I call shit way to soon.
>>526015260From her Instagram, just do an image search
>>526015190or else we'll rise taxes for our population to 30% be warned amerikkkanz!!!!
>>526015154Don't listen to Hans! You know right from wrong, don't do it anon!
>>526015190Will monkey help?
>>526014689>Israel and Iran exchange friendly messages >Trump said Iran won’t kill any more protesters >no strikes by anyone against anything So that’s it?
>>526014954>>526014901>>526014820Retards, its not Friday or the weekend.
>>526014689The only man I have ever seen play them.
>>526015190Zigger you won't do shit
>>526015260She is some wannabe Chabad influencer girl that turned religious 6 years ago. Huge inspiration to me personally. Kinda huge crush for me.>Where are you getting these pictures?From my algorithm :3
unconfirmed reports of planes taking off from ramat david
It won’t happen until Khamenei is seen wearing a military uniform
>>526015413Easy money and endless entertainment
>>526014706Why is the rat 43kb? Were you engaging in some compression nonsense?
>Trump on camera claiming the killings have stopped, that there is dialog and we are waiting for negotiations
>>526015437>>526015432Ask a cute Sephardic girl out for dinner. And at least try to get too meet her parents. (I'm saving the nation of Israel with this).
>>526015440or a bikini @grok…
Genuine question, but why is MAGA so supportive of this war? I thought they said they don't want the US to interfere with foreign affairs anymore, much less for Israel's sake?
>>526015492Need the same jew in the mind of the chud to really encapsulate the paranoid picture.
is it... happening???
>>526015424>Chabad influencerThis is a thing?
>>526015424Cute. Had a chat last year with a girl that looked like her, at the Jewish museum in Berlin. So there is hope, there are more girls als cute as her.
>>526014974venezuela wasn't even an invasion, just a quick bombing and extract opww3 ain't happening
>>526014954Friday night
this is who the jews put their hopes on
>In addition to what is currently taking place and/or will soon place in the Middle East, a “SKYMASTER Exercise” by U.S. Strategic Command (STRATCOM) is actively underway across the United States. So expect the launch of aerial-refueling tankers, strategic bombers, and other aircraft from bases across the country by the U.S. Air Force.
will it happen this night or tomorrow?
>>526015593Where are you at, assuming you’re not a vpnfag? What contact do you have with the outside world?
>>526014586So, if they loose iran, what's fucking left of the "anti-USA axis" Cuba? nicaragua?
>>526014586are the mutts bombing the muzzies tonight to save their jew frens?
>>526015545lel
>>526015501Jews stole the other 128 Kb
>>526015569migapedes worship israel so support sending their kids to die fighting their chosenites enemies. I want this war because I see it being the beginning of the end, the big one, the final blast to end this kiked up hellscape
>>526015538again anonnot my cup of tea i don't rule it out but my taste is slavic the furthest i wandered from that was a mountain jew that looks slavic
>>526015593hey anon, what is it like in iran now?
>>526015190Do you ever thing Putin starts shouting "nigger nigger nigger" is meetings with limp wristed euros?
>>526015593MaybeBut where are those mossad mass hangings you promised us!?
>>526015593Irananon, just a quick respectful question, has the killing stopped and the executions not happened like Trump said? He first said he'd send help, but he now seems to have cancelled the bombing because somebody high up in Iran told him there is no problem anymore?
>>526015569they mindlessly support whatever trump says no matter how insane and hypocritical it is
>>526014732they went north over Iraq....hmmmm
>>526015601Got any advice for me ;_; Need one badly too fillthe void my secular and religious studies can't fill.>>526015599Yes... That is literally how Orthodox Judaism spread among jews xD>>526015681Whenever I get a Sephardic gf
>>526015759die
>>526015593How are you posting here
germany made a NOTAM covering all of iran
>>526015714Brazil aint doing shit. India is already getting the squeeze. Pakistan has ZERO friends and just needs weapons to fight on multiple fronts. China might do something if their weapons work in Iran but i am really doubtful. NK wont do shit but SK might finish the reunification if Taiwan is attacked just to rip that bandaid off. Then there is south africa LOL HAHAHAH Australia could take them on alone and be seen as liberators for doing so.
>>526015593Shouldn't you be like, dead or something? CNN told me so -.-
>>526015759KEK HAD ORDAINED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS DARE SO YOU BETTER MAN UP AND TALK TO A SEPHARDIC GF MY AKHI TOO BAD FOR YOU!!!!
>>526015855ycпoкoйcя вoвa
>>526015899If it were 1943, that would matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRJ30Ae80M0YAWNWow, is it that late already? Yeah, it's definitely time for bed. Nothing is going to happen tonight, so might as well get some shut eye.
>>526015679>“SKYMASTER Exercise”Was this scheduled before the current happenings? Any sources re the long-term planning for exercises where this can be verified?Or is it just an expensive way to conceal the take-offs of the B2 bombers?
Muslims won't do shit when they get attacked. They are cowards.
did those executions take place already?
>>526015899>>526015971
>>526015569Ez wins = goodEndless quagmire occupations where we have to empower female politicians and shit = bad
>>526016075This^
>>526016074I'm guessing the latter, banking on incompetence
>>526016082i am betting the whole "executions" were a psyop of the US to justify the attack somehow
MY GUESS IS ALL THAT AIR ACTIVITY IS GONNA MAKE IRAN PREEMPTIVELY STRIKE AND ITS HAPPENING TONIGHTITS HAPPENING TONIGHT
Listening to Essa Moça Tá Diferente by Chico Barque rn... Dreaming of Hila ;_;
Ton of planes flying overhead, have been for the past half hour.
>>526016074ZyklonB all over again!
>>526014586Persian Iranian here, just want to say:1. I can't wait for Mr. President Donal Trump the Great and the USA to bomb Iran, hopefully many muslims die.2. God Bless Israel and the Jews for killing muslims in the middle-east.3. Thank you to the true living God, the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, for sending all my muslim Iranian ancestors to hell, I am so glad they are burning in hell forever for being muslims, I wish I could spit on them.4. Thank you to the Mongols for genociding many muslim Iranians, I wish I was alive so I could assist them.
>>526016121>EZ winsLet me know when you guys actually get that Venezuelan oil.
HOLY FUCK GUYS ITS REAL A SEPHARDIC GF JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE IRAN IS OVER!!!!!!!!!
>CCTV footage of a “peaceful” girl with a machete among other male terrorists in Shushtar, in Khouzestan Province, Iran.>Date: 7-9 January.https://xcancel.com/AryJeay/status/2011538453276815850
>>526016251OY VEY GOYIM STOP NOTICING
>Speaking to reporters in the White House, Trump says he has received reliable information that “the killing in Iran is stopping, is stopped … and there’s no plan for executions”.>“I’ve been told that on good authority,” Trump added. “We’ll find out about it. I’m sure if it happens, we’ll be very upset.”It's over. Happening canceled. We can all go home.
>>526016238>MY GUESS>ITS HAPPENING TONIGHTAnon...
Sex with Negev but sadly she'll still have to go in the oven afterwards.
>>526016431TOTAL COITUS WITH SEPHARDIC GF'S WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF MARRIAGE AND NO RULES OF SHOMER NEGIAH VIOLATED YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Early morning kino time in TehranSuper comfy :)
>>526016355did he call putin again?
>>526016082no, i think they were planned for today which is why trump said the killings stopped, except for that they havent >>526016233iranian high judges were literally saying they should execute as fast as possible before the US can react
>>526016372jews have been edging over this that if it turns into a nothing burger (seems that's the case) they'll collectively burst an aneurysm, an OY VEY, heard throughout the planet
>>526016568rolling for: putin nukes europe in response
>>526016251a plane just flew over my house
>>526016471Oh GOD DAMN IT ALL
>>526016648Not a chance. They still have that epstein kompromat on the orange shabbos
>>526016660he's gonna nuke his own pants
topkek you lot see an Iranian flag and entirely preclude the possibility it's a VPNfag >but what if it's realthen he could prove it. but he won't.
>>526016713>orange shabbosdoesn't need kompromat, he loves them
>>526016308>Thank you to the Mongols for genociding many muslim IraniansThat chapter of history is fun to readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_conquest_of_Persia_and_Mesopotamia
>>526016648>they'll collectively burst an aneurysm, an OY VEY, heard throughout the planetAnd I'll be here, masturbating loudly
TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY>TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORYTOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY>TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORYTOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY>TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORYTOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY>TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORYTOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY>TOTAL SEPHARDI GF VICTORY
>>526016600>should
>>526016713Use it. You won't.>they won't
>>526014586Now i think about it, do you guys think this all start after Assad downfall? they invest literal billons in supporting this nigga family.
>>526015437About 2 hours late m8
>>526016741I'm not the one who has posted earlier, but I have done so in earlier threads and yes it is a VPN but it's just a joke. You don't have to go>PROVE IT PROVE IT PROVE IT!Because it's just a joke, there is nothing to prove unless I or anyone else were to say something like>it's happening! a jet flew over my house!Nobody should care what flag you have unless it's relevant to your post.
>>526015437RAMAT GANIGGERS WHAT IS OUR ANSWER TO THIS???!?!?!
>>526016878no it started when trump decided to throw the nuclear deal into the trashcan after israel asked him to do so about 7-8 years ago.
who wanted to take over before, youre baking next, correct?
>>526016870I LOVE my award and am THANKFUL
>>526016949To be fair, Spain is a horrible place filled with Spanish people
>>526016951Ramat gan is nowhere near Ramat david
>>526016932People who admit to using VPN's for "lols" should be publically hanged and rage banned by Jannies. Alas 4chan is niggerfied to the fucking extremes.
>>526016949good call honestlythat place sucks
>>526016999checked and gratefulness pilled
Just got added to Whatsapp group by Pete Hegseth. Attack on Iran will start in about 1h45mins. This is top secret so keep this in small group.
>>526017022How about u gan on these nuts? GOT EM!
>>526016987Trump do that after Syria say "do as you care with our airspace if it's iran, we don't care" that play a big role.
>>526017053My dad works at Nintendo and he told me this is fake news
>>526016932im pointing out the gullibility of the people asking what's going on in Iran. because they saw an Iranian flag. I bet they think the Russian is really Russian too.
>>526014597>MASS PUBLIC EXECUTIONS SET FOR TOMORROW ACROSS THE NATIONWhy don't the protesters raid the execution sites to save them? The more the merrier.Unless the executions are few and a way to discourage the croud, since no one would held public executions when that public is protesting and rallying in, as that would result in the same public setting free those in the death row.
>>526017053Can you ask him to order me domino pizza
>>526016878
>>526017053OMFG IT'S TRUE PETE HEGSETH JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING KIBBUTZ IN FLEVOLAND!!!!!
>>526015569I'm not. I'm in favor of enforcing the Monroe Doctrine and dominating the western hemisphere though. I've heard countless times that Trump was going to start a war with Iran and it hasn't happened yet.
>>526017053>Just got added to Whatsapp group by Pete HegsethBelievable
>>526016308They're going to turn your country into Syria, dude.
>>526015190
>>526014974he cancelled negotiation talks with them, not the attacking partalso meaning that he might strike directly without asking anyone
>gornisht khapanz keynmol>Ez is iberJiddisch bro's what is our response??????
>>526017030If it were for something serious and they were purposefully spreading misinformation, then maybe, but you should assume everyone on 4chan is behind a VPN. It's actually a good idea for general internet privacy. But when used for a joke, it's no different than attaching an image next to your post. Laugh, or don't laugh, and move on. Not everything is so serious.
>>526014586This isn’t happening is it, America isn’t attacking.
>>526014586Is the internet still cut?
dont fuck with the jews niggers
OY VEY
>>526016707lmfao
>>526017374It does harm seriousness of the threads and is done by retards who want attention (I know the irony of that being a name fag). But i'll try to not get so butraped by it pappie <3
>>526017407Yes and no. Starlink is being blocked but it's only resulting in packet loss. Sometimes videos are effectively smuggled through.
>>526017415>the jews niggersOK
>BREAKING: In an unusual development, the Supreme Leader was seen leaving his bunker to prepare a nationwide address in the coming hours.
>>526017415>we [Israel] will topple the regimeThen why are you begging me for support?
>>526015190>Don't attack Iran or I will destroy my country even more!
>>526014586Trump's trying to brush of Iran's killing of protestors, saying they're not doing it anymore. He's trying to back out. That's not smart. This ball has already started rolling downhill. Kurds are moving into Iran. Turkey says they have stopped them; maybe some, but not all. Islamists from the stans are moving in. Iran is already mortally wounded, and the predators are coming out from their dark corners. The war is already starting, and once it becomes clear, it's going to be a chain reaction. Yemen, Saudi, Egypt, Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Iraq becomes a bloodbath again, fighting in Karbala and Mecca. The Hajj this year is going to be a bloody one. Trump, you can't chicken out now you faggot, you've already pressed the button, even if you don't believe you have. You must go in full tilt. Now's not the time for hesitation.
sources say 24 hours in 24 hours
>>526017392It ain't ever gonna happen
>>526017491>they want you to believe these are the bad guysall i see is a white man walking
Father works at MOIS. Today they had an emergency meeting. Came back late, said nothing but that we should pack our stuff and store food for the next two weeks. Right now we are to move somewhere far away from city. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's happening...
>>526017491why are these kids doing the roman salute
>>526017415If Iran attacks Israel when attacked by the US after US gets reliable reports of executions in Iran, but this can only happen when they're back on the internet in two weeks, we [Israel] will topple the regime"
>>526017280that account is run by indians
>>526017522Too long didn't read ;3How will this affect me getting a Sephardic gf?????
>>526017568Because they are Romans?
>>526017491holy based they’re throwing romans
>>526017491>Human shieldsIsreal stopped caring about that before the war in gaza happened. The geneva convention has a Whoopsie Clause in there for collateral damage. Isreal will take the shot while america forces on russian and Chinese's assets in the area.
>>526017564how's the general mood persianbro?
>>526017564
>>526017568The last and final redpill is that Israel is in fact a German SS colony established to help war criminals escape justice by larping as Jews.
>>526017680He is a fake nigger using a VPN
>>526017415Israel is a welfare queen.Israel lives of American taxpayers money.
>>526017564> the next two weeks
>>526014586> SITUATION IN IRAN:The insurgency collapsed. It's over. The Mullah regime won.The West can only act out their frustration now. Bomb Iran and make the population suffer even more.
>>526016074>Any sources re the long-term planning for exercises where this can be verified?good question desu. i wrote this for Twitter, works here as well; https://x.com/neetintel/status/2011530304599580796
>>526017764ameirmutts force us into this relationship abdul
How are you guys Sephardic gf status tho??
>>526017738Probably the canada anon if i were to guess. JUST 2 MORE NAAN BREADS PLEASE.
>>526017795>>526017804YES TOTAL LEAF DEATH
>>526017738maybe hes one of the 30000 mossad agents that have starlink in iran
>>526017491>Khamenei comes up to the podium>he takes off his turben, revealing a kippa>he utters "Am Israel chai">a specops team descends from helicopters and extracts their best agent in the history of the Mossad>nuke planted beneath Tehran explodes
>Six KC-135 Tankers of the US Air Force just left Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar.>Highly unusual. Evacuation ? Going to pick up fighters/bombers ?https://xcancel.com/MenchOsint/status/2011524520029667662
>>526017847Wish that where me tho fr fr. Getting killed doing a mission for Eretz Yisrael (not having to do anymore exams) and Sephardic gf's>>526017842ISRAEL SIR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEM!!!
>>526017864WHOA! Just like my heckin avengers!
>>526017605You can bag one easily. She'll be looking for a quick way out from the hell this is going to cause. I would say go on an app for english learning and start to chat one up, stoking her fear of the situation, and she'll fall right into your arms. Make sure to exploit her menstruation cycles to manipulate her emotions in your favor, it's very important because women are very emotional during cycles.
Smug Neggy!
>>526017825>ForceCome on, buddy
>>526015154Well of course he was going to have sex with his sister, the bombing or lack thereof just determines whether he rapes her
>>526017825Israel has free childcare, free schools, free/subsidized college, free food, free healthcare, you name it, and get full military protection.All of this is paid for by the US taxpayers.
>“Utter confusion” by senior diplomats in Europe about plans by the United States regarding Iran, according to the WSJ’s Laurence Norman.https://xcancel.com/sentdefender/status/2011540035414155676Looks like it's another round of gay smoke and mirrors until the bombs drop
>>526018023did you see my pic? we are trying to dump you niggers but drumpf is trying to force us, since it mean losing one the MICs best customers
>>526016334Sure way to paint a target on herself for the regime snipers. Stupid cunt.
>>526017955The question is, where are they now? Not visible on the tracking sites anymore, and nobody has seen them coming back to Qatar.
>>526018053>free childcare, free schools, free college, free food, free healthcare.we have literally none of these you dumb muslims rat
Just in: UK issues security alerts/travel warnings for the entire Middle East, as well as Libya
>>526014586Pics of the American source of info about iranian infrastructure and weak points to target, any info of this guy? seems he lives in Alaska after moving out of moscow.
>>526018059Eurofags have leakier bussies than our Congress.Bad leakers.
>>526018003Ehm... BASED? Thanks for the ideas anon. Actually writing this one down! BEcause I know there is one website/app out there that let's you communicate with people who want to learn your language with people that speak the language you wanna learn!!! <3>>526018012IMPREGNATE NEGGY NOW! Is she Sepahrdic tho??
>>526018196Nothing will happen tonight.But if it does, I'm here monitoring.
>>526015283Hes talking to low IQ arabs worldwide to try to save face and show hes trying.
So Kurdish militants are now fighting the IRGC? Don’t Kurds hate Pahlavis just as much, if not more, than the IR?Are Kurds just waiting for the US to start striking Iranian military positions so they can take a piece of Iran?
>>526018224Is that Santa?
>>52601784730,000 wtf that's incompetence or internal sabotage then. Khomeini must be one at this point.
>>526018196Why libya tho
>>526014689Lmao
Odds and nothing happensEvens and it's a nothing burger
>>526018266Yes I think the US is going to bomb the military installations then arm all of the ethnic groups that want rebellion.
>>526018249>tonightit's 01:38am in Iran, nothing will happen
>>526018103>did you see my pic?Yeah KQ, I saw "your" pic and I've seen the threads too. Very cute obfuscation Bibi's got going on. That's his way of saving face because you don't produce any good shit, do you? You aren't even tooled up to begin production. jewish pipedreams.
>>526018350I raise you, digits for total and utter chaos.
>>526018266Kurds are like 3-5 different groups. Even the communists amongst themselves have had internal civil wars, fought with/against other groups ect. These people are more fractured than the polish before napoleon gave them some semblance of a statehood with his marriage.
Uh oh can any israeli flag here confirm?>According to Israeli media, the Israeli military has opened “mobile morgue units” in military sites>This in particular is from the Arava brigade.>These mobile units are used to hold dead bodies when casualties exceed local hospital capacity.https://xcancel.com/AryJeay/status/2011536398952906855
come on mutts bomb those sand niggers what's taking you so long? I need to go to bed in like 2 hours hurry the fuck up
Bibi's lust for goyims blood is insatiable. Hurry hurry. It's time goy Go die for israel. Dismiss sign tappers. They're just paid shills
Any saudi Chads in here who can assure me that we jews are winning and that they are willing and capable to anal kill any Rafidahs on this planet??
>>526017280No, they are not, and even if they did, then that would be better than to have devil possessed shia muslim subhumans ruling Iran. The real Iran died with the fall of the Sassanids a long time ago. Only the LORD Jesus Christ can restore and save Iran. Words can't describe how happy I am that all my Iranian muslim ancestors are burning in hell forever because they fell for the satanic lie that is pisslam. My own family members will burn in hell forever, I've warned them, but they are devil possessed shia muslim filth, they will get what they deserve.God bless the Jews and Israel, the only light in the shithole that is the middle-east, God bless them for killing the satanic muslims.
>>526018196>UK issues security alerts/travel warnings for the entire Middlei think maybe trump is delaying cause allies couldnt evacuate their civilians fast enough
>>526018463lmao
>>526018053That Money goes to the military industrial complex, American senators and the shareholders, not healthcare
>>526014706like nothin happenin
>>526018361So just Syria?
>>526017522Trump's just playing different tricks meanwhile the US military is preparing to attack.
>>526018429>mobile morgue unitsthat's just the Golani brigade's barracks
quick 4 day war, in and out morty
>>526014586it's going down tonight. in the next 5 hours USA will bomb Iran.
>Kan channel reporter:>After "Dimona"... the occupied Beersheba municipality has officially decided to open shelters.>Also, the municipalities of Ofakim in the south of the country and Ra'anana north of Tel Aviv have decided to open public shelters.https://xcancel.com/ME_Observer_/status/2011531538387910947
There's nothing admirable about American veterans. No American soldier has ever been killed defending his homeland, they're all mercenaries who sign up to kill for money on the other side of the planet.They were doing mass murder for the jews.Total Zogbots
>>526018238>IMPREGNATE NEGGY NOW! Is she Sepahrdic tho??Apparently "she has light-colored hair, but dyes it pink" (https://iopwiki.com/wiki/Negev), so I can only assume she's supposed to be Ashkenazi, sorry Sephardic gf-bro :(>>526018674Fingers crossed.
>nothing*happens*
>>526018748a bunch of them died in the civil war, in Texas etc..
>>526018748We are really good at it though
Guys i'm about to go do some stuff before going to bed dreaming of Sephardic gf's! Wish Khazarian Queen, Matthew and the one "I only fuck Slavic prostitutes in the ass" Israelis'good luck tonight! I need to do some religious studying and support my mom on some moral questions! I love you guys!
>>526018266the k*rds are failures because they are low iq niggersalso kunt is a name they use >>526015668
>>526015260Her name is Hila Oz.Dont you dare to create lewd pics of her using AI. I know thats what youre after.
>>526018794>Apparently "she has light-colored hair, but dyes it pink" (https://iopwiki.com/wiki/Negev), so I can only assume she's supposed to be Ashkenazi, sorry Sephardic gf-bro :(That is fine potatobro! I'll get a real Sephardic gf one day <3>>526018674B"H
>>526018938Nikker
>>526018748Thanks captain obvious
>>526014586>No waterfalse>No powerfalse>internet/cell 120+ hours;internet works locally with iranian sites from 7am to 2pm(iran's official "work hours"), after that the speed is limited to 64kbpscall works in certain cities, you can do international calls for exactly 61, 122, or 184 seconds depending on the operator/area/time>Starlink actively jammedcorrect
>>526014392>why do you think it's all sunshine and rainbows over here?Because he needs to, like all the other copium addicts in here who've forgotten that>nothing ever happens
>>526017491BASED ARYAN YOUTH
>>526018559Time will tell if Trump has real balls or if he really is just a pussy taco, letting other men stuff their meat in him.
>>526018881good bye broski, have a good night:3
Alright jews, I am about to close up the shop and head home where I'm banned on my PC because some SANDNIGGER got buttmad at a picture of muhammed. Gentlemen, I will see you tomorrow. Have an excellent night.
i have a growing suspicion that it will be a maduro 2.0 nothingburger that ends with a few strikes for show and leaves us all blueballed. the only winners will be inside traders
>>526015853>Whenever I get a Sephardic gfGuess happenenings are cancelled
>>526018674I'll hold you to it.
>>526019079Do Iranians have a 35 hour work week?
>>526018853except when you're fighting rice niggers in vietnam kek or afghans
>>526019180>Iran suddenly up 100 billion dollars due to Forex trading, Bitcoin shorting and Polymarket. New York and London jews set up there own AIPAC for getting fucked from both Isreal and Iran shorting them of their capitalSuddenly problem solved.
>>526019031Ive had 3 sephardic passing gfs meanhwile u have had 0 (zero) (none)
>>526019132Thanks Latvian fren love you! :3 see you tomorrow for sure! If not here than in the Dutch thread maybe?>>526019194>Guess happenenings are cancelledOOOOOOOF>>526019227>except when you're fighting rice niggers in vietnam kek or afghansYou niggers where in the same conflicts LMAO get your filthy monarchist hands of my Yankeefren!
JUST IN: IRAN CLOSES ITS AIRSPACE https://x.com/Faytuks/status/2011556103012958239
BOOM BOOM TEL AVIV
>>526014586>20k dead in a weekMan germans should take notes.
>>526019457>dutch bootlickerimagine my surprise remind me when we were in Vietnam you retarded namefag. And yeah when we were in Afghanistann guess what happened? mutts shot us instead of the Afghans. >mfw your PM called Trump "daddy"
>>526019597I'M A LITERAL KIKE!!!! THE SAME KIKES THAT CONQUERED YOUR CATHOLIC SHIT HOLE AND SET IT BACK ON THE ANGLICAN PATH LMFAO!!!!!!!
>>526019210they only have Fridays off so its actually 40-44 hours but because of grid issues/cold/heat Thursdays are basically always off too so in reality its more like 35-36 hours yes they passed a new law recently to reduce the official hours to 40Iran actually has very nice work conditions for some reason. 9-5s are extremely rare especially for government/office jobs it's just that they make 200 bucks for all the work
How do you Middle Easterners deal with war 24/7?
>>526019457Ugly kike
my power went outand we aren't even in war
>>526019717Small country of big nose losers.
>>526019717>says the favela monkey
>>526019717what do you mean it's fun
INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.>INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.>INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.>INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.>INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.>INITIAL REPORTS OF POSSIBLE EXPLOSIONS IN THE IRANIAN CAPITAL OF TEHRAN.
>NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST KILL OUR RIOTERINOS, THEY ARE LE HECKIN PEACEFUL, THEY ONLY KILLED A FEW PEOPLE AND BURNED DOWN A FEW BUILDINGS, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT
NEXT BAKER SIGN UP PLEASE.
>>526019814kek, yeah we deal with far worse daily
>>526019674maybe lay off the Amstel and weed Douwe. >I'm a kikefigures
>>526019860>spam sensationalist twitter one-liner without sourcekill yourself
>>526019860Let's fucking go, hope they get hit hard.
>>526019919I will bake
>>526019733you can call me a dirty kike... But calling HILA A DIRTY KIE!??! you are going waaaay to far buddy! Don't you dare offend my lady love!!!
>>526019717coping by saying something like at least life isn't boring. the news is actually entertaining because every day something retarded is going on
same old shit
>>526019860It was me, took a dump, sorry.
>>526019992thank you anon
women need to shut the fuck up
>>526019717War isn't really felt every day
>>526019860They better not be doing it just for show this time. They need to go full fucking tilt. If this isn't allow air to burn, Trump's not going to be able to come back and say "I hit them so hard" without looking like a fucking queer bending his wrist and speaking with a lisp.
IT’S HAPPENING
>>526019996Not a patch on the superior anglo lass
>>526016878This all started when Russia invaded Ukraine and promptly ran out of money to throw at shithole regimes.
>>526019973Amstel and Heineken are only consumed by foreigners and is sewage water. The fact you don't know any other Dutch beer shows your ignorance>You are a JewLiterally was exempt for the first deportations because during the holocaust that is how important we where Anglo!!! Btw your still a slave to Dutch Protestant-Jewry! <3
>>526020268Belgian beers are better anyway
>>526020268Grolsch. Jan Hertzog, La trappenow, fuck off jew
FRESH BREAD >>526020315>>526020315>>526020315>>526020315>>526020315
Josh is a pedophile
>>526018557Most likely
POOLS CLOSED
>>526020419'Josh' doesn't exist but yes he is canonically a paedo
>>526020325>Belgian beers are betterYes... Let me be clear on the record I never claimed otherwise!>>526020373>Yes! I googled Dutch beers other than Amstel and Heineken!
>>526019717They were born in it, molded by it.
>>526020474I just ate my cookies, pentagon is eating pizza, its fucking happening
>>526014586
>>526020539you're a nigger. nigger. I used to fucking live there you stupid kike cunt and i've probably been to more of your own cities than you have
>>526020668>im more Dutch than youI hate Anglos so much they are our most incompetent slaves
>>526020474
>>526020735You're an immigrant though. And no more (you)s for you Herschel.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>526019866>NOOOO YOU MUST LIVE UNDER ISLAMIC TERROR AND SHARIAH LAW>JUST VOOOOOOTE AGAINST IT
TRUMP CALLED IT OFF, HAPPENING CANCELLEDhttps://nitter.net/AJENews/status/2011531213958193500
>>526020268>>526020325Heineken is genuinely better than most of our mainstream pils. But only plebeian drunkards drink pils outside of cafés anyways. For the rest we are the best in the world.
