CHRISTKEKS BELIEVE IN GIANT MYTHICAL BOATS, TALKING BURNING BUSHES, JEWS SPLITTING SEAS, AND OTHER JEWS COMING BACK TO LIFE i am not pagan
>>526027058>Giant mythical boatsWhen they used summerian cubits it actually built something that could float and house animals and a family for a few months. They even found where they outsourced all the rope And pitch it took and tested it in India and it worked
>>526027266Retard.
>>526027266What unit is the length from your asshole to your mouth pal
>>526028307one tract
>>526027058Talking donkeys too
>>526027058they believe that God killed all the firstborn children in egypt to free jews from slavery (after hardening pharoh's heart against releasing the jews) toobut it was a GOOD thing
>>526027058i bet youre not white either
>>526028660god damn that's some super nerd talk on building pride but Jews had a lot evidence of localizing all emotional brain excitement to knowledge. Jews are some of the unfriendly people birthed by God if you met them in real life. Almost feels like talking to nigger who considered stealing a bike against his agency. . >most abused victim in History sales
>>526027058i got hurt in an accident, full on pagan/satanic/agnostic and MET jesus. I don't wanna fuck around and find out anymore I read the bible every day now.
>>526027058idiothttps://youtu.be/l_7y4bk1zeE
>GIANT MYTHICAL BOATSBabylonian coracle rafts.>TALKING BURNING BUSHESFlower language.>JEWS SPLITTING SEASMoses was a Levite.>JEWS COMING BACK TO LIFENo historical record of any character called "Jesus" has ever been uncovered (hence, clinging so pathetically to the Scam of Tourin).
damnit>>526030106>No historical record of any character called "Jesus" has ever been uncoveredI'm not a christian anymore, but, jews still hate him amongst themselves in their own language *too much for thisin this way they don't with muhammed
>>526027266>summerian cubitswhat??
>>526027266This nigga really thinks two of every animal on earth coexisted on a fucking wooden boat during a earth-wasting deluge.
>>526027058>i am not paganwhy not
GET THE WATER NIGGUH
>>52603109cubits are the ancient foot, it's the distance between a man's wrist and inner elbow
>>526031395sigh >>526031091
>>526027058I sure do
christcucks are born fell for it award winners, this is true. they have zero conception of schizophrenia, they think its like, homeless guy at the bus stop. or john cusack killing 7 strangers in a hotel. when its really just some jewish guy mistaking his inner monologue for god
>>526027058Christcucks actually believe that 2 Emperor Penguins left Antarctica, swam across the Atlantic Ocean and traveled all across Africa and the Middle East to get on Noah's ark.Christcucks actually believe 2 polar bears left the northern shores of Russia and walked thousands of miles through rugged forest and mountainous terrain and deserts to get onto Noah's ark.Christcucks actually believe that 2 jaguars left the Amazon jungles of South America and swam across the Atlantic Ocean and traveled the whole length of Africa to reach Noah's ark.
>>526031824>Christcucks actually believe that 2 Emperor Penguins left Antarctica, swam across the Atlantic Ocean and traveled all across Africa and the Middle East to get on Noah's ark.>Christcucks actually believe 2 polar bears left the northern shores of Russia and walked thousands of miles through rugged forest and mountainous terrain and deserts to get onto Noah's ark.>Christcucks actually believe that 2 jaguars left the Amazon jungles of South America and swam across the Atlantic Ocean and traveled the whole length of Africa to reach Noah's ark.There was one continent before the Flood
>>526027058You don't have to identify as anything. All humans experience spirituality and that is a fragment of God that constitutes their consciousness. Everything else people layer on top of that is for their own vanity and gain.
>>526031824apparently the jewish god has the power to beckon all the animals to one location, but human beings dont even notice when he materially incarnates. not even so much as a sensation. almost no ones drawn to him, atleast no moreso than any chad or stacy attracts people to their person.its literally just jewish manlet fanfiction. all it is. all it even was. manlet vs goyliath? r u kidding me
>>526027266The farts of the livestock would have suffocated every animal in the boat, not kidding. Thats why the ark museum in the US doesnt have real animals(and they have modern ventillation)
>>526032551and it rested on the back of a dragonwe know. jews shittily attempting paganism. problem is paganism is meant to evolve along with your understanding, whereas abrahamism sets obsolete knowledge in stone, so now we are all living in Night at the Museum alongside a bunch of cavemen
>>5260337388 zookeepers, 14,000 animalsmakes perfect sensehttps://youtu.be/j_BzWUuZN5w
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>>526028543the moral of the shrek story is fucked. a white princess is saved from a manlet king by an ogre, and she proceeds to racemix and become an ogre too. and apparently the manlet seethes? lol idk. its all rather jewish from what i remember. the talking donkey stole the show. and the talking donkey is obviously a reference to yahweh.fun fact: "yahweh" was the ancient egyptian equivalent of "heehaw", and jews mocked to the point they embraced the donkey worship. theres actually a stupid number of ancient sources attesting to jewish worship, and its also why jesus is depicted as a half donkey, because his father is a donkey.https://commonpaine.blogspot.com/2012/09/donkey-god.html
>>526029378however stupid you think anon is, the average person is even dumber than that.think of where you have to be to worship a circumcised jewish rabbi as your creator.
>>526028660thats how you know jewsus was an NPC at best, but more likely never even existed, and it was the jewish writers who were NPC's. it never made sense that god incarnate needed to study the religion he created. it made even less sense he'd be celebrating fake holidays commemorating events which never even happened.
>>526031130wouldn't need two of every animal, you would need two of every kind of animal. those animals would breed and spread out creating various subspecies.
>>526027266Because it's a stolen myth from the sumerians, the guy was a literal king and the animals were his farm animal, one anunaki god warn the guy.His name was Ziusudra, it has nothing to do with your fairy tales, kikes stole the myth when they did merchant work around the babylons, their whole religion is like that.The fact you slave role-players can't realize that is just pathetic.
>>526030106moses didn't exist, ancient egyptian from the old dynasty never had a filthy worthless kikes work for them, and the pyramids are much older than 5k years old, the cope is free.no the talking bush is just one of many part of the fantasy aspect of the fairy tale.
>>526036696Ok so how did koala bears get from the middle east to Australia when its thousands of miles and they can only eucalyptus?
>>526037258that makes sense. they also stole perseus slaying the whale for jonah's story. its literally the same whale, in the same town. instead of disemboweling it to save the princess andromeda, jewnah uses it as a taxi to go complain and cry about goyim not worshipping his jew god.deucalion and pyrrha as flood survivors seeing all the non-hellenes as mud peoples who would emulate them and make crude imitations of their great works became adam and eve partly in order to retcon pandora being the first human.then youve obviously got orpheus attempting to rescue eurydace from hades being flipped into lot and lot's wife fleeing sodom, being denigrated into filthy jewish incestuous cave sex with lot's daughters.those are just the off the top of my head. the common theme is women bad. and then jesus ofc skews to the opposite extreme. thats one thing easily noticable about jews, they have trouble finding that natural balance, and theyre always at one extreme or another, they have no natural spiritual equilibrium.
