how do you kill yourself without God sending you to hell?
Esreogen pills
>>526036009God respects pedophile child raping lying scumrat Jews. You couldn't earn His respect if you tried. Hell will be full of good people you will enjoy it there.
>>526036009Do it accidentally.
You have to imagine that God already knew and still knows you can switch into the timeline that you don't since all timelines are possible with God.
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>>526036009Don't do it bro
Glorious martyrdom
>>526036009hell isn't real, don't worry about that. but suicide should only be the very last fucking resort. you only get one shot at existence, then it's an eternity of nothing
I've already committed suicide once. You just branch off into the version of reality where your attempt failed and continue from there as if nothing really happened.
Simply become so based that the followers of Satan decide to torture you to death out of pure spite.This is the only way btw.
>>526036009transfer the suicide into a chicken before hand
>>526036009die an honorable death destroying the enemies of God and nation> dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
>>526036009you have to do it fast so he doesn't see
>>526036009carelessly help people. You're helping people so it's a good thing. But be clumsy about it.
>>526036009You’d have to be convinced hell would be better than whatever you’re going through right now.
>>526036009Make it look like an accident.
>>526036009Rush local chabad place and kill all jews insideGuaranted death by glowies + place in heaven for sending demons back to hell
You're ok bro, hell isn't real. God doesn't exist and nothing happens when (you) die
>>526036009>The well-known method of suicide of the samurai, seppuku, or harakiri (lit., splitting the stomach), often followed from a commitment to certain elements of Zen philosophy. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all forbid their followers to kill themselves, suicide being looked upon as rebellion against divine will. Instead of divine will, Buddhism conceived of karma—fate as determined by a man’s own character and past actions. If one’s karma has brought one to the verge of death, what is more natural than to seal one’s present existence—which is no more than a single scene in a many-act play of metamorphoses—with a courageous deed that will insure better karma in the next incarnation? In the eyes of a Zen Buddhist, suicide of this sort may even indicate enlightenment, since one who sets no store by either life or death is likely to be liberated from the karmic cycle of births and deaths.
>>526036009>how do you kill yourself without God sending you to hell?Just wait until you find out that sometimes God doesn't allow you to kill yourself. I know a guy who tried to kill himself like three times and he had pretty solid methods but somehow didn't die.
>>526036009defend yourself from tyranny
>>526036009Martydom
>>526036009Volunteer to fight for Ukraine.
>>526036548idk why this made me laugh
Send me all your money and ill tell you.
>>526036323ThisExcept you will become susceptible to demons.You will witness demons, ufos, and strange things hard to describe all the while people thinking you're just nuts and you need the evil pills that kill your soul.Anyone who has taken psyche meds will go to the lake of fire for it is the mark of the beast!
>>526036009Self sacrifice is your best bet.
>>526036009Suicide is the worst thing you could possibly do. You have to stay alive. I always tell people who want to commit suicide look, if you just stay alive you're still committing suicide because we are all going to die anyway. So you're better to live your life and then eventually you will die and that's it. We are all going to die. So why bother rushing it? Just enjoy your life as much as you can and that's all there is to it. If you commit suicide you'll be missing out on a lot of good things.
“Unhappy young girls still kill themselves by jumping into cenotes,” he said, “and they go right to hell.”
>>526036009There is no escape from the suffering, for you are an immortal being.You are here to learn how powerless you are. It may take every exhausted solution and many years of your life trying in vain to overcome the world, but you will be overcome and utterly dominated by the suffering.Only then will you earnestly fall down at the feet of the Omnipotent God, who was waiting for you all along, and will pick you up and give you a taste of eternity. Without Him, we are nothing. Our greatest weakness is that we think we are something. Thus our suffering is our own wicked design, a futile raging against the ontological reality that Christ is King.
>>526036953to Him be all glory, honor, and worship,to the Father and to the Son and to the Holy Spirit, both now and ever and unto ages of ages, amen.
>>526036271we are already in hell
>>526036009That's the neat thing, you can't. You suffer with us, don't be a fag
Walk through dangerous neighbourhoods.
>>526036631>>526036870It's so weird to think about Japan, culturally and spiritually. This was a culture built on very different standards of duty and responsibility that was effectively a god-king's theocratic empire by the end. It's no wonder so many Japanese people committed suicide after the war. Their world ended in apocalyptic fire that spurred the capitulation of a royal descendant of the gods to a foreign secular republic.
>>526037439Won't work. They can smell people with a death wish a mile away. That's not a mark, it's a trap.
Why do these flat top Mezas look like giant tree stumps? Was there a flood or something that took them down? I read in the Epic of Gilgamesh that some giant trees were cut down on the forest during Enki and Gilgamesh battle with Humbaba before a massive flood came. Weird man. Jesus loves you anon.
>>526036009suicide by cop or war. take your pick
>>526036009dont kill yourself just yet anon. Take a loan/Steal money and fly to any major city in India (round trip). Go to one of those shrines that will let you be a stupid monk in exchange for food. As soon as you get to the indian airport, the rancid stench will motivate you to escape and live life anew.
Take two pills. Ones a place o, other is estrogen. Shuffle then, take one and toss the other into the sea.Congrats, you died
>>526036009Slaughter a chicken as you do it.The bible actually doesn't have a stance on suicide. King Saul fell on his sword.The world is a better place with you in it, OP. Even though you're a faggot, you're the good kind like Freddy Mercury.
>>526036088>noticedanswer is you can't because you always know you're about to die by your hand so taking troon pills is suicide as much as hanging yourself right away and also trooning is practicing judaism what takes you to hell
>>526038086Only estrogen is suicide, everything else is an accident.
>>526036009You don't Anon. There is no end
die for israel
>>526037099What do you mean him? Wouldn't that be them since that's 3?
>>526036323This, me too, except they're are now shadow people and you can see them and see other things and everyone you love is different. You can tell by looking at their eyes because their eyes are different
>>526036009kill bad people then zogbots will kill you in a shootout (you might be able to kill more bad people if you have good aim and can dodge zogbots)
>>526036009Define god
>>526036009You don’t worry about god and do whatever you want. Lmao even
>>526036009It's impossible you'll pay for it.Maybe heroic deaths in wars have a pardon.Maybe lunatics have a pardon.Perhaps those who kill themselves because they're about to raped/tortured have it easier etc.
>>526036953Based
>>526038370Here you go anon:I believe in one God, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all ages; Light of Light, true God of true God, begotten, not created, of one essence with the Father through Whom all things were made. Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary and became man. He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried; And He rose on the third day, according to the Scriptures. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father; And He will come again with glory to judge the living and the dead. His kingdom shall have no end.And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Creator of life, Who proceeds from the Father, Who together with the Father and the Son is worshipped and glorified, Who spoke through the prophets.In one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church.I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the age to come.Amen.
>>526036009Simple. You just kill yourself. Hell is bullshit. You end up being a ghost / in your astral body. Source: Every NDE ever, every occultist ever, every mystic ever, every astral projector ever.
>>526036009You kill yourself by starting a new life
>>526036009God doesn't send you to Hell. You send yourself to the Hells or to the Heavens.Your choice.
>>526036009take out a journalist on the way
>>526038909Also this
>>526036009You don't. If you do, he sends you to a worse version of hell and wipes enough of your memory to cover the events leading up to it. If life keeps getting more and more hellish, it may be because you kept killing yourself in some alternate timeline God snatched you out of.To avoid quantum hell, live so that killing yourself never becomes an option in any remotely likely parallel future. Then maybe you'll slowly reach better timelines again.
>>526038828What is the "astral plane"?
>>526036009You can’t game this one. The mindset that leads you to suicide is what condemns you.End of the day, suicide is not just killing yourself, it is destroying all of reality. Everything in your existence is a manifestation of your own psyche and killing yourself actually kills everything you are manifesting. You are a murderer on the grandest scale.
>>526039494poetic, but killing other individuals is more murderous than suicide.
>>526036009Ask for forgiveness or.kill a chicken and blame.it for your dearh
in suicide, the individual dies, not everyone and everything
it's called doing drugs and then your best friend gets saddled with the fucking blame for the rest of his life
>>526036009>>526037883While the Bible does not outright condemn suicide it's usually portrayed in a negative light, such as Saul or Judas killing himself. If you wanna get into pedantic it is sort of self-murder. Though on the other hand the practice of denying a funeral that was common in Eastern Orthodoxy isn't really strictly scriptural. Basically don't do it, Christianity doesn't approve but it's not a go to hell ticket either. Seek Christ.
>>526040094>blaming the drugshttps://youtu.be/Ljzphk2BER4
>>526036870This. Push someone out of the way of truck-kun. Or if you come across a hostage situation be an hero
>>526036009You have to make it look like an accident.
>>526036901Quote from where?
>>526036009You volunteer for a dangerous job. The next nuclear disaster. Teacher to inner city kids
>>526036009This is something you should ask a Pastor, family member, or trusted friend in real life, definitely not on the internet.
>>526036009>trying to outsmart God and loophole your way into Heavendon't
Ask the jews, they probably found a loophole
>>526041067To be fair that’s the history of the Jewish people. They are always tryna find loopholes and they get smacked on the nose for it like a dog who peed on the carpet
>>526036009My next birthday is 64, and I have lived my whole adult life with thoughts of suicide lurking at least somewhere in the background (apparently dysthymia is the term), but I have seen too much magic during my time on Earth to think that getting off the ride too early is a good idea. This ride is an interesting one, I have learned, and I now want to stick around to the end.
>>526036009Also this, wisdom from the old days (sorry for double-post).
>>526036407THIS
>>526036009Die in battle, on a heroic suicide mission. Permission with the mission objective of revenge at any cost.You can die a Heldentod, if death and the grave is all the same.
>>526043234Perhaps*
>>526036097Actually, their god is Satan. They killed Jesus because he is the son of God. Follow Jesus, not Satan.
Just try to survive in the wilds or some shi
>>526036009Impregnate 100 fatties
