Genuinely what the fuck even goes on in this part of the world?
>>526038606Goats, cows, sheep, horses, weird string instruments, throat singing, antisemitism
Weird Asian looking hybrid people who eat horse meat
>>526038606>Bishkek
>>526038606>>526038606I don't know they have empty cities
>>526038606I know a girl from Astana and somehow she's an hyperliberal man-hating lesbian who spends most of her time reading fanfictions and Korean novels.Funnily enough despite professing how awful men are and how they objectify women she was clearly into me, but she looked like a malformed chink bug.
>>526038606borat_village.jpg
>>526038606I'd rather visis Kazakhstan than Europe these days.
>>526039061This is a majority muslim country we're talking about here. No terrorism, public stonings, or sharia law?
>>526038606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqKY3T9xac4
>>526038606Turkmenistan is a pretty interesting place. I’m not going to spoonfeed but start with the Wikipedia page.
For some reason Russia and China are battling to control this area>KhazakstanRussian speaking Asians. Rocket launches. Cattle. Oil. Gas. Very Mongolian like. >UzbekistanDon't know. I think it sucks though>Kyrgyzstan and TajikistanLike 50% of their economy is from remittances from family members working in Russia. Literally nothing going on. A big dam is being built in one of them though.>TurkmenistanDictatorship like North Korea. Oil money. Desert.
>>526038606its a fucking desert
>>526038685Sounds like home.
>>52603860>Kazakhstanis that the Kazar homeland?
>>526039317Might be Muslim majority but it's probably just in name, especially in the big cities. I never asked her about religion, but she definitely didn't care about it. She did tell me a few months ago they started cracking down on LGBT events, but apparently it was more about following Russia than about Islam.
Probably incest, bestiality and alcoholism.
>>526038606>bishkek
>>526038606Endless grasslands, cold weather and sparsley populated. USSRified populations living conservative, traditional lives.
>>526038606Nothing, and that's a good thing.
>>526039647>Dictatorship like North Korea. Oil money. Desert.Isnt that the dictator who created a really insane dangerous and long walkway which he not only claimed was healthy to do but forced his government officials to walk on. He also didn't do it himself due to some health issue despite forcing others to do it to get healthier.
>>526038606Somewhere around there is a giant pit that's just naturally on fire 24/7
>>526039848Apples and door hinges, khazars were west, (((khazars))) ranged from the left side of that sea all the way to the Polish border.
Horse milk, black tea pork soup, archery, prairie hunting, supposedly no nonsense people and calm hangouts
>>526038606SEX
steppe demons
>>526038606Alcohol
>>526039317That's all Jewish stuff.
>>526040396I didn't know that, but yeah I just looked it up. I only remember the city being made of marble. Also he gave Putin that dog and held it up by its neck and Putin rushed over to hold the dog.
>>526038606Wow, second time tonight at least -- you must really want to know!I'd rather see the Epstein list, so we could know which politicians and their owners to hang for molesting children
>>526038685Sounds based. Their cuisine looks very redpilled too.
Uzbekistan is really cool actually
>>526039392>that rap music video midway through
>>526038606It's a bunch of half-white half-asian people with names like Muhammadovich Jafarovski, and they consider themselves Muslim but their actual religion is Glorious Leader oligarchy.Their cultural clothing matches up perfectly with the ancient Scythians, but it's not a big deal for some reason and most people don't know that.It's probably the most peaceful place on the planet now that Russia and China can't invade without triggering a war with each other.
>>526040576This would be fun if were tied to this >>526040724 bit I figured there'd be a lot of Islam
people are having sex there anon
>>526038606Just a bunch of guys fighting each other over picrel
>>526041038Also their birthrate is above replacement levels for some reason, so it is likely that they will take over Russia within the next 100 years. Then Jafarovich Muhammadov will invade Poland at gunpoint. It'll be surreal.
>>526038606The non Russian women are some of the most gorgeous in the world. The food is awesome and the scenery makes Switzerland look like mumbai
>>526041052They're "Muslim" kind of like Donald Trump is "Christian". It's just an aesthetic and nobody cares. They'll claim to care if you ask though... maybe, depending on the person.
>>526038606Russified post-Soviet Asians living under moderate secular state-controlled Islam.
hapas, but without the seethe
>>526040822>held it up by its neck and Putin rushed overIt's like seeing something pretend to be human and fail in the most obvious way. Even our occasionally-cannibal injuns divided other tribes between peaceful people and those who eat dogs.>>526040925Supposedly those kind of non-hellenized turks eat dogs
>>526041729not all of them look like this but a small percentage of them do and it's fascinating
>>526041354>It'll be surrealWe've already seen mexicans in all but papers shoot caucasian minority civilians in the Middle East and a uzbek mongol knife duel against a blonde ukrie, how weirder can it get.
>>526041498do they drink or notthe last time i looked up Kazakhstan rabbit holes i got lost in like 3 hours of useless shit
>>526038606qt tall asian-slav hybrids
>>526039579They are all interesting places, kyrgystan is a small mongolia with nomads and steppes and khzazkhstan has a grand canyon in the south and cool deserts
>>526040963Kyrgistan and kazakhstan as well, turkmenistan is weird though and tajiks are extremists
>>526039061>I know a girl from Astana and somehow she's an hyperliberal man-hating lesbian who spends most of her time reading fanfictions and Korean novels.>Funnily enough despite professing how awful men are and how they objectify women she was clearly into me, but she looked like a malformed chink bug.not a wonder, Kazakhs are extremely libtarded/commieit's on the same level with Jewkraine and the Baltics, when it comes to the post-soviet sphere
>>526038606its the elven cradle of the third milennium, here the future of mankind is being nurtured
>>526038606lots of drinking, digging and fucking
>>526042052It is my impression that they do in fact drink. The government will skin you alive if you take Islam too seriously. Paradise on earth except I can't fit in there and probably neither can you lol. Big respect from me
>>526038606It is HAPAland, created through a millennia of getting BLEACHED.COM by Greek, Turkish, Persian, and Slavic men.I ate at a restaurant in recently and the waitress looked like a HAPA but had a Russian accent. I asked her where she was from and she said Kazakhstan. She was very attractive and also 6 foot, 3 inches tall (I asked her height).
>>526038606Thats the one part of the world that doesn’t serve my people….yet
>>526039209According to the U.S. Department of State travel advisory web page, all of Central Asia (except for Turkmenistan) is “green”. Meanwhile, the UK, France, and other Yuropoor shitholes are ”yellow” due to risk of crime and terrorist attacks.
>>526042561Other way around, ancient caucasians used to live all the way as far east as China, and then they got YELLOWED by the yellow fever
>>526042618>Thats the one part of the world that doesn’t serve my people….yetKazakhstan and Kyrgystan are pretty much kike-minded culturally, though, so you're not right, Goldberg
>>526041354This repeats every thousand years. >>526041052Islam becomes less and less coherent the further away from Arabia you get.
>>526042531thanks for the thorough response i am just trying to understand this vast group of people. plus islam mixed in
>>526042256>tajiks are extremistsOnly outside of Tajikistan. Inside of Tajikistan, extremists are harassed and imprisoned by the old “former” commie dictator…so they leave.
>>526038606Beautiful women
>>526041038I was going to ask if they have crazy Scythian habits like would I get baked with an entire village in a community tent and someone offers me a drink out of a gold covered skull or something.
>>526042052They drink. They served beer at every restaurant I went to in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan and convenience stores had beer and liquor. They’re extremely moderate muslims. They were selling beer in a stall across from the Grand Mosque of Almaty while the call to prayer played over the speakers
>>526041745i like to think putin started sending churkas and mongols to the ukraine meatgrinder because of this
>>526042531Unless you’re black no one there even bats an eye at you. Everyone just assumed we were ethnic Russians there. You could totally blend in.
>>526043052>I was going to ask if they have crazy Scythian habitsOssetians are the only ones who have semi-preserved Scythian/Sarmatian/Alan habits
>>526038606Its a chill place, except for Turkmenistan>>526039317Stalin beat the "Allahu Akbar" out of them, Central Asia is relatively secular, so even an islam basher could chill with them
>>526043082what had you in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan, that sounds like a cool story
>>526038606masculine women, eagles and goats and horses, and cheap labor to russia
>>526038606goat rape and disco
>>526038606Stockholm Syndrome Stalinism and aids.
>>526043958Family member was going for part of his Russian minor in College as a way to build fluency in the language and we didn’t want him going there alone. It was quite something. Kazakhstan is just like Russia but Uzbekistan is basically the Middle East but safe
Suffering
It's one of those places where the women aren't hot enough on average to offset the weirdness/poverty. Indonesia is another.
Looks pretty peaceful tho ngl.
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>>526038606A lot of inbreeding
