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NEWS:

https://vocaroo.com/1kMgVokvBVLW

Wakey wakey! Another day of waging for boatwog bennies!
What's for brekkie then lads? Deenz?
Corr... GIS A BIT!!
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'askin 'oberts
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cor got satan trips me i did
bosh and lush
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amelia roberts trust fund game
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>beats up a security guard within an inch of his life
>puts a female copper in a wheelchair
>doesnt eat for 70 days

LET THEM OUT
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Why are (They) always so angry and bitter

https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/2011347499190272484
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Nu racial grift just dr00ped
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>meanwhile in south africa

NOTICE ANYTHING CHUD
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>>526054144
she's as real as they come, no lie
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floppo in?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=RkB-hDXqffI
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>welcome to McDonald's
>if you can fill out a form you're more than qualified to earn £10/hour reheating precooked slop
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Kek
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"oi m8s bloimey" haha just playing I'm an Amerifren stopping by just to see how y'all are doing.
oh cool, a Tesco!
Yknow this kinda seems like your version of a walmart but smaller, maybe I'll check it ou-
>PFFFFFFFDDDDDDDDTTTTTTT
oh god oh fu-
>PFFFFLLRRRRRRRBBBBTBTTTBTTTT
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>>526056042
W Putler
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>>526056159
brinnies will seethe over this post
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alri floppo la
hows ur stub
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Morning lads
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*flexes so hard my huge muscles explode*
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>>526056992
Eddie?
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I am so sick of my job lads, teaching forens how to speak English. It's like babysitting, but at the money ain't awful.

Anyway, 3 more weeks until I leave and then start an electricians course level 2 & 3 installations

It'll be a long road but I can't wait to get into a position in a few years where I'm my own man, making good money, and working by myself and not having to stand up in front of people and talk for a living any more.

Anyway, gotta go teach these cunts now. At least Friday is a half day and it's tomorrow
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>>526057406
Pull a sickie lad you're entitled to mental health episodes
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>>526057852
I can't bring myself to do it. I have a strong sense of integrity, I don't like lying. I couldn't even lie to the DWP to get extra bennies when I was unemployed.

Maybe I'm an idiot but I think at the end of the day, my honesty will turn out to be more good than bad especially if I'm going into trades work
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>>526057921
You can't go into the trades and keep your self worth and dignity if you want to survive m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wje-oU-hb8
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>>526058011
What do you know about working in the trades you fat lazy dole scummer. Wind your neck in.
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>>526058497
Get to work tradie those roofs wont fix themselves
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what happen to the csam guy , did he got arrested?
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>>526057921
An honest tradie won't get any work. You'll tell the customer that all he needs to do is replace a single switch, and then he will do it himself rather than pay you thousands to rewire the whole house.
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And to think we applauded him
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>>526059587
what did he do in Burma?
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>>526059587
His legacy in slurry
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All the bleeding arse libtards who were screaming for intervention in gaza are now screaming against "western imperialisrt" intervention in iran. Weird innit...
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>>526059772
Iranians are considerably whiter than jews
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HITTING THE OZEMPIC HARD
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>>526059587
Everything's a bloody war crime, these days.
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>>526060085
Except actual war crimes.
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>>526053965
niggers are retarded
If a person didnt eat for 73 days they'd be dead.
That is not a hunger strike
That is an appeal for attention

Pathetic
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>>526060103
what did he do?
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>>526060132
They still eat, just not the main meal of the day. It more of a hungry strike.
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I am still chuckling over the dogscran meme
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>ESL retards in the thread
Fuck this
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>>526060207
lmao

omg

fucking niggers, not even once
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>>526060281
When that Romanian election got canceled and there were threads about it, all the Romanians speaking Romanian in those threads were UK flags
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I hate jews so much
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Morning shaggers.
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>>526060381
The feelings mutual
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>>526060281
Not esl
Just thick
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>rabbit defending terrorists again
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>>526060292
I don't know if it's actually true, but I mean people can't survive that long without food. And these PA activists were probably already malnourished vegans to start.
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>>526060132
guarantee they were a fat sack of shit with diabetes or at risk and their prison doctor wanted them to lose weight and decided to make this a political issue; speaking of which I might re-watch the Gandhi film again, what an immense retard he was, completely destroyed India after his hunger strike.
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>>526060540
>>526060540
Claudia thinks its 73 days "without food".
What id the average intelligence of Claudia?
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Had gammon egg and chip yesterday it was really nice
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Hungover, bored, hungry, want to go and get stuff but its pissing it down
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>>526060839
How can you be so insensitive. We're talking about poor hunger striking terrorists, here.
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>>526059862
Jesus christ it's like she's turning into a puppet from spitting image.
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Unironic starmerism
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>>526060880
what did captain tom do in Burma, why are they calling him a war criminal?
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>>526060880
got some maccies brekkie delivered me
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>>526059587
He was a motorcycle instructor iirc, what he do illegal wheelies?
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>>526061054
Starmerism will overturn the Kali Yuga
Brinnies are too simple to see the 5d chess
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>>526060906
Having lamb chop and carrot tonight
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>>526061098
wiggers will win
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>>526061036
Fuck knows but they were fighting the nips who were war crime machines. Maybe they all got competitive.
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>>526061127
North Korea type benevolent dictator
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>which one is starmer attracted to
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>>526061054
Looks a bit grim can't you at least use your own plate
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>>526061159
is this the new thing for lefties then, just start calling any old veteran a war criminal no matter what they did?
not that I give a shit about veterans
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>>526061036
Scorched earth policy on British withdrawal, thats it really, a drop in the ocean compared to what others did
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>>526061226
You dont understand the 5d chess hes playing
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>>526061226
But don't worry, we're not a tyrannical banana republic. That's just a conspiracy theory. You can still go to the pub.
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>>526061054
Is this dog food?
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what the fuck are we actually getting for £65 bil we spend on defence anyway?
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'Amelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Amelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home
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Genuine question bros, how do I get into the grifting world? I'm tired of my job and I believe I'd be pretty good at the former
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>>526061256
You cant be a proper anti fascist without railing at the guys who fought the fascists. Also they dont think the nips were too bad cos tranime pfps.
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>>526061438
Pretend you're right wing while also pandering to wogs and muzzies
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LMFAO
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>>526061343
Rupes on the case
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THAT DOES IT
YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH
IM GOING TO CLOWN COLLEGE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ
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>>526061555
must

save

isarel
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>>526061543
What platform is the easiest to get started on? I was thinking of starting a podcast but I'd need to gain a following first so maybe shitpost on twitter first?
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>>526061633
Just sell your arse on craigslist
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>>526061723
Bit gay that.
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>>526061465
I take it unit 731 is just allied fascist propaganda?
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It's good josh can't drive otherwise he'd be the most prolific ice cream man in runcorn. He'd be out during winter.
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>>526061419
Backfired propaganda.
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>>526061723
>Craigslist
dont think the zoomzooms use that
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Saw the new 28 Years Later last night. Preferred the last one, but it was decent. Quite bizarre to the point where you have to really wonder what is being suggested, and very gruesome.

The young lad from the start of the last movie (who saw his priest father being attacked and infected by zombies) is now the leader of a Jimmy Saville-inspired satanist cult whose personal mythology is based on the media he watched as a young child before the outbreak, Teletubbies being a major source of their lore. They go around killing like the gang in Clockwork Orange, and their savagery, lack of empathy, home-spun ethical code and inversion of morality ("charity" being their word for maiming and killing others) blurs the distinction between infected and non-infected.

Ralph Fiennes gets an alpha zombie hooked on some kind of opiate and the zombie ends up revealing he can remember his pre-zombie life somewhat. Fiennes then cures him by discovering that the infected aren't only zombies because their blood is infected but mainly because the infection causes psychosis, which leads the zombies to see non-infected as zombies, in a sense. It's a shared psychosis which Fiennes hopes to solve. Jim from the first movie reappears and gives a speech about the Nazis and how populism, nationalism etc are bad and how they flourish in times of economic distress.
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>>526054283
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>>526061329
is rabbit a pseud?
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>>526056157
Capitulation.
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>>526062036
>he'd be the most prolific ice cream man in runcorn. He'd be out during winter.
damn right, he'd be #grinding around the clock to get that money yo
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>>526062152
From that synopsis alone I can tell it was written by a redditor.
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>>526061884
No. The yanks took them postwar for their bio/chem weapons research, shiro iishi etc. Different case to the krauts, the nips were genuine scumbags, took atomic fire to make them all kawaii and shit.
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They've raised the age reservists can be called up for war to 65. Thats insane.
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>>526062349
Rabbit therefore only misses the conscription age by 40 years
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>>526062230
She cute
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>>526059862
Fuckin' eck
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>>526062349
>The threshold for members of the strategic reserve to be mobilised will change too.

Under existing rules they are called upon in the scenario of "national danger, great emergency or attack in the UK".

>That threshold will be lowered to "warlike preparations",
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>>526057406
>It'll be a long road
Okay Rambo.
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>>526062349
>eeh these modern rifles are too fiddly it were toughr in my day when i ran up the beach at chosin to fight the mau mau look me hands are like blocks of ice
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>>526062327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yD_c1pnQ6k
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>>526058497
Shut the fuck up and get back to the cage. Abdul and Jamal's pennies don't grow on trees, taxhog.
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>>526062475
Do you know any 65 year olds? I know you probably dont hang out with those younger than you but imagine making a 65 year old go to war, I mean, realistically they'll probably be in the rear somewhere
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>>526059173
lol uh oh society.
>image of orangutan dressed as joker
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>>526062513
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jIuKsmxO6qQ&
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>>526062371
Why do they keep trying to portray her as slutty when she is actually a wholesome autistic maiden?
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>>526062349
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/army-reserve-qa/army-reserve-questions-and-answers#am-i-eligible-to-join
>>526062660
Smoothbrained yanks.
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>>526062568
Yeah i doubt theyll be doing combat jumps into enemy territory lmao. No reason they cant do admin and logistics etc
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>>526059587
Being british has to be the most brutal humiliation ritual in human history. Thank God you didn't fight two worlds for a small cabal of psychopaths that hated you though.
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It's only a warcrime if you lose.
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>>526062744
Thats it, free up more of the able bodied to the frontline. Who we fighting though? I doubt it'll be Russia, China is Americas problem, who else is there? Gosh I hope it isn't Ghana
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>>526059843
Hello Neema.
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Why would counter terrorism training be for stopping Islamists on ferries literally beheading people?
Don't they know the far right is the fastest growing thread to this country?

Anyway, more specifically, why would they openly train military police with the concept of fighting jihadis? They have the numbers to back up their racism (75% of terrorism here is Islamic, which makes sense for a caliphate, just look at our islamic flag) but talk about it in polite society and you're a wrong un, so I would have thought HR minded individuals would demand they use racially neutral terms or even not train based on it being pirate Moslems but evil Britons. The police have, for at least a decade now, been forced to use codewords for race and NewSpeak in regards to how fat someone is so you don't know if it's a muscly bloke or a tub of lard.
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starting off the morning with cocaine
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>>526062660
Coombrains
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>>526061884
No, you mong. The lies only apply to white people. You're fucking retarded if you think Japs weren't sadistic. Read their fucking history I.e Nobunaga or the Feudal era alone.
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>>526062349
>reservists
you spelled retards wrong
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>>526058497
Enjoy your busted knees in 20
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>>526062845
Have the webm. I doubt its got anything to do with war, if they seriously thought you were going into a peer war theyd secure the borders. I reckon theyre all shitting it cos trump might do away with nato.
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>>526061438
Get involved in Christian zionism, simple as.
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>>526063071
>MANDEM OF STEEL
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>>526054283
she is showing her culture symbols by having those colours on her scrub uniform.
if she was british, it is her flag too. so obviously she considers herself not british.
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Might replay Stronghold Crusader idk.
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>diversity is our strength
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>>526057406
how much do you get?
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>>526059719
it was uncle tom who shot the elephant in the famous george orwell story Shoot The Elephant
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>>526062349
>Currently, the age limit for the strategic reserve is 55. This will change to 65.
(and then 75 and 85 as the British age out of existence because everyone young believes in economic zones, marrying foreigners, getting on SEND and PIP, and palestine)

>>526062568
You're unfit for anything probably from the age of 40. Maybe even as support staff.
I have a boomer mother. She boasts that she would serve if asked. She bears scars, has a broken body liable to collapse further, her medication is twice daily and seems to expire inside a month from manufacture given how many times she's complained the NHS won't hand it out. She might fail the sight test mandatory for over whatever age for driving licences that's now been made law.
She's also incredibly irritable and would protest helping any war that is on the same side as Trump and I wouldn't know if she'd turn violent if not listened to.
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>>526053965
>>puts a female copper in a wheelchair
based????? give them a medal
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Just made a big pot of beef & onions
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>>526063305
What you going to do with it
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>>526063071
I suppose you remember first hand when the league of nations broke down? Are we currently on a similiar trajectory?
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>>526059719
tan
ger
ine
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>>526063160
are all Jews going to be voted out of parliament? is it a viable election strategy to point out who is Jewish Friend of Democracy and campaign against them on that point?
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>>526063338
Make tacos
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>British
>English
If you move to any other country you're an English man *living* in said country. No other country invents a new term for you.
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>>526063220
My mum is ex forces, she often says how she wouldnt side with the Americans in the event of conflict
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>>526063160
I used to go to school with a lad whose surname was egan, thinking back it's quite possible he was one
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https://xcancel.com/hippyygoat/status/2011177804680085910#m
>Asking Brits if they'd move to the US…
>MEANWHILE, WHY ARE SO MANY AMERICANS MOVING TO THE UK?
What a stupid bitch
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Why was my cv up when i woke did i dox myself also i thought of these lyrics came to me in a dream which are probably some great masterwork total work of art magnum opus:

spongebob lobotomy
bikini bottom of the sea
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>>526063514
Was a yank called Heffernan at my school
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>>526063071
>if they seriously thought you were going into a peer war theyd secure the borders.

they would if they were sane, but they're not

you're assuming they're sane for the purpose of shilling nothingburgers for the nothing ever happens brigade, but you aren't sane either
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Kek ooo powerful stuff
what a fucking retard
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>>526063407
>british
Bad term, it represents everything that happened post 'Englightenment' and post Cromwell. It feels way too much like a 'nationality' and less a specific hard coded ethnic group. Your island has been run by pure modern evil, both domestic and foreign since at least the Union was established and before. Some would say this is divine justice for being the OG flesh puppet of inbred merchants. I'd think about establishing a new identity because 'British' is irreparably tainted.
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>>526063220
>unfit above 40
Maybe in the western's idealised view of war. Meanwhile it seems to be the average age over in UA.

Hard lessons are being learnt right now, and any government will jump at the chance of sending future pensioners to the meatgrinder to help cure the '''demographic crisis'''.

Unfortunately this will undoubtedtly largely protect Pakis (British doctrine).
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>>526063540
Bart DeBuono
@BartDeBuono
12h
The Brits are clowns.
It’s men allowed it to be conquered on real time and they are still pissed about 1776. Poland - do not let them migrate over.

>silence, a 45% white country is speaking
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>>526063612
we had a kid with a (((polish))) surname and he was being annoying so i threw him on the floor in the lunch line, never done anything like that before and got no consequences for it
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I made tacos
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>>526063686
I just read that, you were onto something
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>>526063784
>wub
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>>526063775
>muh purity spiral
Is he wrong though? You are a bunch of cucks.
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>>526063802
scholars neglected this one simple trick
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>AhAHHAhahAHHAha
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>Wes Streeting says he is ‘horrified’ that Craig Guildford, the chief Constable of West Midlands Police, is still in post and that ‘anyone with integrity would resign’
>He tells @TimesRadio that the fact he has failed to do so is a ‘stain on his character’ and says he will be ‘horrified’ if he is still in place by the end of the day
>‘I'm absolutely shocked that he's still in post. I genuinely thought that having misled Parliament, that having misled the public and having had one of his own local MPs, the Home Secretary, saying she had lost confidence in him, I honestly thought that anyone with integrity would at that point say, I have to resign. And the fact he hasn't, I really think, is a stain on his character that if he doesn't act quickly, he won't be able to remove’
>The challenge for the government is that it cannot sack Guildford. It can only try to increase the pressure in the hope that it forces his hand. So far he has shown no sign of going
"have they tried legislating?" Hope doesn't go, this will rile them up and he didn't really do anything wrong
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I've always liked Cauldron, no drama, low risk of posting something controversial
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>>526064046
I never liked you
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>>526063918
>The Jewish Labour Movement (JLM), known as Poale Zion (Great Britain) from 1903 to 2004, is a Labour Zionist socialist society affiliated with the UK Labour Party. It was a member of the Avodah–Meretz–Arzenu–Ameinu grouping within the World Zionist Organization.
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>>526064046
i'm the Philip Scofield of britpol
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>>526058011
>Just go for a walk m8, it'll make you feel better
The walk
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>>526063731
>lifts bar of conscription to ridiculously high
That's never a good sign kuba. It means they expect very little from you but to stand there and be pure cannon fodder or you could even theorize, be demographically wiped out on purpose.
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>>526059736
>I'm only going out for one pint
The pint
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>America demands Saint Pierre and Miquelon
>America demands the Falklands
>America demands French Guiana
>America demands Bermuda
Inevitably incumen in
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>>526063731
>UA
?

We have no western idealised view of war other than "Can't we all get along?" and "Ukrainians are too white to support. We should deport them all to make space for brown Muslims."
The ideal for anyone is young males who won't argue and think guns are amazing.
>demographic crisis
Last I checked we're still struggling to make the suicide pod business legal. We've made it illegal to not throw ludicrous amounts of money at people to take care of the disabled (including expanding the definition of disabled) even when they have family who can. And we're eager to take on more Pakistanis to the point where we're at levels of "Despite making up X amount of the population, they make up Y lifelong disability from cosanguinity" and we're not interested in offering proven medical checks to make fucking your neice consequence free. And that's to say nothing about zero effort towards reversing fertility declines. You could probably measure how much government funding is FOR preventing sex, marriage and reproduction.
The demographic crisis isn't a crisis, it's a design.
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>>526064093
Thats just not true is it
>>526064144
Uh.
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>>526064258
It's true, fucking die you massive faggot
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>>526064258
just a pair of safe hands you know what you're getting, could have him babysit
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I sat in the cinema alone last night. I laughed to myself when I entered and there was nobody there. Sat down and felt a bit miserable, thinking about went wrong and why I was alone sitting there. It reminded me of that episode of Twilight Zone where that wageslave angered by all the small inconveniences in his life caused by others is solved all of a sudden by the total disappearance of all other people, only for him to regret their disappearance. There has always been a strong urge in my being to separate myself from others and become as self-sufficient as possible. Part of it is probably suicidal ideation ("Beneath it all, the desire for oblivion runs") but another part is definitely fear-driven, maybe autistic in nature, a kind of hypersensitivity to my perceived inferiority to others and a lingering conviction I can't (emotionally, practically, psychologically) see myself as being comfortable and at home as an easily definable character, member of a group, resident of X place, etc. I thought about my ex, and how her being sat next to me last night would probably still have left me feeling miserable and bored. I don't know what the solution is. I've had thoughts recently about becoming a kind of anonymous bachelor who spends his free time travelling abroad and wandering around silently, observing the world without immersing myself in it, feeling nothing but a self-imposed sense of calm futility. But there's a stagnation and hollowness in that. I don't know where my sense of ambition and desire has gone. My ex was full of both; her appetite was endless and her ambitions were numerous; each experience to her was the bridge to another, more fulfilling experience. To me experience has been something to shy away from, avoid, dwell on, hypothesize about, imagine - but not actually experience. I fear I am a deeply maladjusted person and that I have left it far too late to do anything significant about that.
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>>526063979
>The challenge for the government is that it cannot sack Guildford.
anyone can be sacked. they just need to pay him off to make him happy.
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>calling in sick from space
pipmongs amongst the stars
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>>526064395
"Have they tried zipping him up in a bag and leaving it in the bath?"
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>>526064308
You'd love to be my pal in real life. What hobbies do you have? I have a few, maybe you'd enjoy them too
>>526064337
I dont think thats true
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>>526064367
What film did you see m8?
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>>526064238
have we decreased NATO spending ever?
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>>526064367
i've been thinking of taking a heroic dose of mushrooms to see if it takes the edge off life
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>>526064516
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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>>526064505
My hobby is telling gay ginger twats to off themselves
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>>526064423
The 'protestant work ethic' is the biggest own goal there is. You know when the Romans did that whole march of the plebs thing and left the city it seemed to work. The patricians did everything but suck their balls and tongue their assholes.
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>>526064159
That's the plan.
Anything which chips away at the costs to the state in picrel will eventually be warmly welcomed.

"Young vs old" (future vs past) is going to increasingly become a talking point in politics. And unfortunately for the UK, that means ''''''urban youth''''' becoming empowered.
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Jenrick sacked

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/crmdmkg8gymt
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>>526064367
are you me?
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>>526064643
true facts, i was speaking with my manager about shifts back and forth but as soon as i asked about annual leave she ghosted me
what a twat
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>>526064238
I hope so. Canada, Australia and New Zealand too.
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>>526064692
Offer that man a job
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>>526064618
Anything to pass the time eh, I'm into camping, metal detecting and motorbikes, what else do you do on your days off?
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https://xcancel.com/KemiBadenoch/status/2011756928225997038#m

>I have sacked Robert Jenrick from the Shadow Cabinet, removed the whip and suspended his party membership with immediate effect.
>I was presented with clear, irrefutable evidence that he was plotting in secret to defect in a way designed to be as damaging as possible to his Shadow Cabinet colleagues and the wider Conservative Party.

wew
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>>526064692
>The British public are tired of political psychodrama and so am I.
We're also tired of the tory party.
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>>526064787
> I'm into camping
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>>526064367
Covid stifled our sense of spontaneity and for me, made me realise exactly how hollow and fake our perceived freedom really is. It also firmly cemented that I am actually different and isolated from the herd. If push comes to shove again they will happily round us up if we don’t follow the authorities
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>>526064750
Jenrick was more useful as a generation identity tory
he should have won the leadership bid
he'll be to the right of most of the reform bames
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>>526057406
Don’t ever do council work and pick your postcodes for where you do work. You want solid middle earning people who understand what you do and how it works. Friends, family, peers will help you out. Stick cards up in your local football/rugby/cricket clubs. Don’t do insurance work either until you’ve got years under your belt

But I can’t stress enough - pick your postcodes well and never do work for a foreigner as you will end up out of pocket. Someone taught me that years ago and it’s saved me dozens of times
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>>526064823
>it's real
WELCOME TO REFORM ROBERT "AFGHAN" JENRICK
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>>526064823
>Nigel Farage, the Reform UK leader, had scheduled a press conference in Westminster this afternoon
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>>526064750
By the end of the summer, this man will be leader of the opposition.
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>>526064823
He's asking too many questions.
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>>526064667
Expect a lot of brits scrambling to get the fuck out and attempting to migrate to Poland in the following years. I wouldn't blame you for telling them all to fuck off desu. A ton of them will export their shit liberal politics and probably serve as a strong voting block for left wing politicians (those campaigning for their stay and rights.) Tired of white flight. It's such a selfish cowardly fucking move and seemingly very anglo in nature.
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why are they protecting the identity of the sick astronaut like we don't all immediately know it was the FEMALE
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>>526064713
Thatcher really did a number on you lot mate.
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>>526064870
You're another one who'd like to be my pal
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>>526064570
Apt quotation, thank you.

It makes me think of The Book of Disquiet, which affected me deeply when I first read it, but which, really, represents a man's total commitment to living inwardly. I'm tempted to think this inward pull can be looked at on a cultural level, at least I hope it can for selfish reasons, due to the internet, atomisation, etc.

It's hard to see a "way out" of this once you reach a certain age and your instincts and youthful life-lust has waned; any effort at that point feels like a futile, panic-stricken effort to recapture one's misspent youth, to balance regrets with superficial unfulfilling achievements etc. My fear is that my character has been hollowed out and that the life forces flowing into and through that character have ceased due to poor maintenance of the avenues by which that energy previously flowed.

I think about the main character of the movie The Best Offer, I think about the miserable bachelor poets, I fear getting old and having to use all my energy to keep myself buttoned up and orderly lest my regrets undo me completely.
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>>526064992
He is noticing too much
>Shut it down
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>>526064750
I came here to post this. Watching the Reform conference now, Farage has just pretty much confirmed that Jenrick has defected.
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>Kemi Badenoch sacks Robert Jenrick over 'irrefutable evidence he was plotting to defect'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>526065121
tories could merge with libdem seamlessly now
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the fucking state of politics in this country
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Seal My Fate
@MrIMA44
12m
Racist prick says what?

Steve Laws status: done
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>>526065014
AND WHAT MAKES YOU THE EXPERT
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If Reform want to reach critical mass they should really try and poach a labour mp or two
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>>526065091
You should read notes from the underground and no longer human
i think you'd like em
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>>526065014
One of the guys was looking a bit peaky
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>>526064787
Tying flies, I’m thinking of getting an air pistol to do sone target practice. They aren’t very powerful and you are supposed to do it indoors but that is just for professionals.

Darts is only fun if you are in the pub I’m trying to avoid and any hobby that involves drinking.
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>>526065345
>tommy the choinese are in fookin space
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>>526065256
The Lib Dem’s are far more left wing than Jenrick. They want mass immigration, just not near them.
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>>526065355
I used to do a bit of air rifle back in the day, desu anything that gets me out the house, weather is dreadful today but I'm already feeling the tempation to go to the shop for some booze
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>>526065307
>Welcome to David Lammy and Diane Abbott!
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>>526065355
> Tying flies

hello Bob
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>>526065447
lib dems just take a 4d look at the world and choose all the worst options available and then eat cream cakes and watch pingu
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>>526065355
I'm a crackshot with a black widow slingshot
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>>526063433
you should have called her a communist
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>>526065447
illiterate mong
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>>526065332
Have read both, but thank you.
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>>526065536
you should read the seagull by chekhov
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>>526065121
WOW. WHAT HECKIN GOOD NEWS!!

I BLOODY LOVE CONFORM UK AND IT'S BAND OF MERRY MUSLIMS AND CIV NAT TORIES.
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>>526065533
Seethie Weethie?
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Keir Starmer needs to offer amnesty for somolians fleeing persecution in the US
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>>526065449
I used to have an air rifle, but it was just an excuse to go outside. I used to go for a walk, shoot a few cans and targets and then walk back.

I was thinking about getting a camera instead, taking a good picture is sort of similar to being on target and a fairly good one is cheap nowadays.
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>>526064367
This is pretty well written you should do a novel
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>>526065529
Hindsight is 20/20
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>>526065605
Thats odd I was actually looking at cameras last night, problem being however I'd have nowhere to post them
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>>526064692
Jfc what a fucking shitshow. I wonder how many tory mps hell take with him.
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>>526065526
Ever hit your thumb? I have. Using stones instead of ball bearings.



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