15 FRENCH SOLIDERS HAVE LANDED IN NUUKTHE DOLLAR IS FINISHED
>>526056654Germany also sent 13 soldiers.Like what the fuck is this saber rattling? This is more than pathetic.
>>526056654there are 200 burgers on greenland
>>526056654It's a tripwire you retard.
>>526056654Let's roll the dice now and see how many troops they'll send to New Caledonia. Mufufufufu
The amount of useable land on Greenland is about the size of Liechtenstein, which is why the entire population of Greenland is similar to the entire population of Liechtenstein. The battles will be fought by a few hundred soldiers, max.
>>526056713expeditionary forve to stake out the new nato bade that will host the golden dome greenland installations
>>526056654oh man...15 soldierswhats the most powerful military in the world gonna do?
>>526056747so if a US invasion force lands in Greenland, what do you think those guys would do? open fire on the American and get blown up by a JDAM?
>>526056728We've had a secret base or two in that snowy shit hole for decades
>>526056654The French are bitch ass Nuukas
>>526056932If they die then it's war. You don't need 200 or 2000 troops to accomplish that condition.
>>526056654??? They know that no one will see their flag with all that snow now.
>>526056654how are we going to be able to see their white flag?
>>526057023lmao your army could barely conquer an island, lets not cope here man
>>526057023>euros at warholy kek
>>526057023Europe doesn't even have the military capacity to keep Ukraine stocked up, they won't be able to fight the US without literally the entire rest of the world
>>526057023lmao. No, they won't do anything. They'll surrender to the American invasion force
>>526056654>15 soldiersIts over for the US!
>>526057059Even worse, they could barely conquer an island several decades ago when they still had a military of note
If it's war and all the European armies are dogshit then it's going to be all leftists on the sign ups
>>526057059France and the UK both have nukes. That's checkmate for military confrontation.
gib us grenland now yuropoors
>>526057255you wont use them, no one willif theres a nuclear war, humanity will go extinct due to the lack of sunlight killing most cropstheres no actual scenario where you win by using nukesMAD actually means that nukes are cancelled out, because the threat of human extinction makes their use unjustifiable
>>526056654have they surrendered yet?
>>526057331Doesn't matter, we just need a credible capability to retaliate with nukes in order to make the US threat useless.There's a reason the US invaded Iraq and Venezuela but not North Korea.
>>526057427>weThe Yookay doesn't even control its own cities.
>>526057470kek, have you seen american cities?now that's what i call real no-go zones
>>526057427Can you give me a reason why they would invade north korea?They invaded Iraq because the Israelis identified them as being a major threat to their geopolitical goals, read the clean break memo for more infoAmerica invaded Venezuela because it has the largest proven reserves of oil on the planetAlso, the North Koreans are absolutely fucking insane, and probably would use nukes, but Europeans are much more reasonable
>>526056967the emphasis is on "had"
>>526056654They're preparing the formal surrender ceremony I see
>>526057255You need to temper your expectations. France and the UK won't risk a nuclear war with the US over fucking Greenland.
>>526057500>Can you give me a reason why they would invade north korea?north korea is still at war with the USA>They invaded Iraq because the Israelis identified them as being a major threat to their geopolitical goals, read the clean break memo for more infoi know thatand had Iraq actually had WMD let alone nukes they wouldn't have invaded>Europeans are much more reasonablewe've had a long period of peace and prosperityare you betting we can't do unreasonable again?
>>526056654does the french military even have arctic gear?
>>526057575>north korea is still at war with the USATheres nothing they'd actually gain from invading them in the present, except for a possible nuclear war or global war involving a Chinese-Russian-NK-Iranian axis
>>526056654>15 French men Sounds like the start of a gay joke
You know what Greenland needs ? More Somalians.
>>526057550>France and the UK won't risk a nuclear war with the US over fucking Greenland.any war between nuclear powers can go nuclear, so we are already there, since we've informed the USA that the invasion of greenland would be an act of wareven trump would think twice about starting a war that would leave that orange pirate without a country to rule over
>>526057500>The US would have invaded Iraq and Venezuela even if they had nukesDo you realize how dumb you sdound?>flagNo, you don't. Well, you sound fucking retarded aussiecuck
>>526057791give me one scenario where the extinction of humanity is preferable to the alternative
>>526057331>you wont use them, no one willNuke are the first reaction in case of attack in the French doctrine.Macron is desperate to be remembered, this would accomplish that.
>>526057858Remembered for destroying humanity?How could he be remembered if everyone is fucking dead?This shit makes no sense to meI'd rather lose than destroy the human race
>>526057817I would rather see humanity go extinct than my own people die (Dutch, Germanics, Europeans in that order) But your scenarios are irrelevant. No nuclear power has ever been at war with another. Nukes can and will deter the US
>>526056654Well, at least we know they're serious.All 15 of their soldiers!?!?!?! Truly the US is done now.
>>526056654You know there is two tiny French Islands just slightly to the North and East of the US that could be vital to it's national security You know that and Off shore oil ( which is in the area )
>>526057982I guess if your thinking is more common, its possibleI'd think that its more common among insane cultists like in north korea than Europe, but maybe im wrong
>>526057901It would take a lot more than a nuclear war to wipe the human race out.
>>526058099You're wrong about that, if a nuclear war was really engaged in on a global scale, the debris would actually be so great that it'd block out the sun to the degree that much of the plant life would simply dieAll of humanity relies on plants to survive, so it pretty much would kill humanity if it really happenedLook up nuclear winter theory
>>526058047Russia has the same doctrine. It only makes sense. I don't want to live in a world without Dutch people, or Whites for that matter
>>526057023Some people would like things to be that simple. Reality is there are no red lines, no green lines, lines are a figment of political imagination
>>526058181I mean you wont regardless, so you dont win anyway
>>526057982>No nuclear power has ever been at war with another.India and Pakistan -- TwiceFuck you Italians are stupid.
>>526057023Yeah? You're going to war with the US and Russia at the same time? Shut the fuck up.This is what will happen, we will take Greenland, EU fags will cry but then accept it. The entire neoliberal world order will look like fools.
>>526057901>Remembered for destroying humanity?Based as hell
>>526056877Israel is the most powerful militar
>>526058263yeah i guess it'll just have to be remembered by the insects or somethingi suppose the scars left behind will tell the story for him
>>526058151Humanity has been around between 500k years and 1 million years we have survived calderas, asteroids, great floods and likely a few pole shifts at this point. I am certain nukes are less deadly by comparison.
>>526057505Your country cannot fight a war because oyu lack the manpower, nuclear reactors, natural gas and your industrial sector has been dismantled for environment concerns. Please stop your faggotry.
>>526057761lol. dude, there will be no nuclear war. you need to calm down.
>>526058228Pakis didn't have nukes back than you mongoloid
>>526058338"Studies suggest that a full-scale nuclear war, expending thousands of weapons in the largest arsenals in Russia and the United States, could cool global temperatures by more than 5 °C, exceeding the last ice age. According to these models, five billion people would die from famine within two years, and 40–50% of animal species would go extinct."I guess some small enclaves might survive, but really most of human civilization would be obliterated
>>526058406Thats right we need to direct the nukes to the global south so the civilization built on nuclear winter actual survives. Aliens won't like that however.
>>526056654>NuukThis sounds eerily close to nuke
>>526058406>Studies suggest
>>526057331>>526058406That was all cold war fearmongering. Volcanos routinely output more shit high into the atmosphere than nukes or burning cities would.There would be a volcanic summer and of course famine from other means, but the world isn't going to transform into Terminator 2 or Matrix planet even if you nuked every single urban center on Earth (aka 2% of the surface)
>>526058456actually no, the colder countries would get so cold that basically nothing could survive, it'd be places like africa which have the best chance, their conditions might become a bit more like Europenot to mention, who is going to nuke africa?if anyone would survive global nuclear war, its probably niggers>>526058515even if its wrong, its not really worth risking it
>>526058557can you fuck off? no one cares about you libtard concerns here
>>526058508
>>526058557NO lol whites would nuke africa and south america, the middle east and south east asia then move in when it gets to cold. Besides we have almost an endless supply of coal it won't matter. With nuclear added to that we can greenhouse it as good as the netherlands.
>>526058609im not a libtard kek>>526058633>Besides we have almost an endless supply of coal it won't matter.that isnt really the problem, its more that crops will die lmao
>>526058633I meant to say india not south east asia.
>>526058308America is Israel
>>526058668I mean i get it but we have some really advanced shit man you telling me we won't be surviving? Europe(to include Ukraine and Russia) and USA produces a large chunk of the worlds food. We would shift all of that food production/manufacturing into greenhouses and with the dramatically reduced food demands from our crops that are struggling it would work out.
draft miggers to go die in Greenlandturn it into a hunger gamestake their first born son of they puss out
>>526057858>Nuke are the first reaction in case of attack in the French doctrine.>Macron is desperate to be remembered, this would accomplish that.I was in france for the olympics mate, you've been attacked, the enemy is within the gates, you're overrun, point them at the eifel tower, punch in the launch codes and turn those fucking keys.
>>526058406Five billion shitjeets is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
>>526056654Sad, they will have their intestines and brains boiled by sonic weapons now
>>526056654what baguette gon do
>>526056654Of course they'll send their troopies to a country with no war in sight to show how mighty and freedomy they are.worthless cunts
>>526058829sadly, most of the damage would be done to cold climate nations, but india could take a portion of the nuking if say russia or china got involvednot sure though
>>526057901A single nuke would radicalize and solidify the euro block toward is desired one europe army.You and I do not matter to him. McKinsey placed him in power through fraud both time, his imposter syndrome is ostensible.
>>526056654well the frenchies can just send the legion to get wasted
>>526058998it wouldnt really end with one nuke though, which is kinda the problemi guess if you use a tactical nuke, and try to prevent your enemy from retaliating, but i doubt those odds
>>526058989I suggest we threaten eachother by nuking India
>>526059066so true
>>526056654The white flag brigade has shown up to welcome invaders to Europe, as per their custom. LMAO
>>526059061Elites, the kind who crown instable manipulable adult boys as presidents, are already in their NZ bunkers in the south hemisphere.I won't like it if it happens, but wouldn't be surprised.
>>526056654the idea is that the us wont attack when they could possibly kill nato soldiers, its the same as when we spend special envoys to places with like 20 soldiers max. they are just chess pieces to defend a position so the attacker can be captured when they are taken
>>526056654all of europe can just destroy the treasury/bond market with a coordinated selloff (with its enemies even) and it's game over for muttland
>>526056654At the economist they do blue butthole inspection predictionsThaz why macron is so anal about
Can't wait for webms
>>526058515Even if one volcanic eruption is equivalent to 10 nukes burning 10 cities, that's nothing to the thousands of nukes some countries have
>>526057761which country has ever used nukes at any point in history?
>>526056932>what do you think those guys would do?They will post on 4chan with meme flags
>>526056654Thats still more than the amerimutts will send. They are all talk and no action and Venezuela don't class as a war.
>>526057023Honestly knowing how infiltrated western govs are, you could kill them all to a man and they will do nothing.
>>526057761>we've informed the USA that the invasion of greenland would be an act of warWhat is Greenland agrees to be bought under when USA puts mild economic pressure on it?
>>526059304i've seen you say this in multiple threads, but it's retarded and would be suicide for the EU in more ways than 1
Lets be honest, you won't fire a shot, we'll probably launch some tear gas and like half of you Euro weenies will have a heart attack on the spot, if you don't just surrender the second troops hit the ground
>>526060206How would that be constitutional? Did you think the people that live there own it?
>>526056877those will be enough or its going to be war. trump wont do it :p
God it would be so funny if they launched nukes and we just shot them down, you won't do shit, but it would so funny to like disarm you completely
>>526057070ikr such cringe larpunfortunately for them there are no basedlet MREs
>>526060319there no way europe would expose itself like that, its the perfect opportunity for russia to stab you in the back while you fight the most powerful military in the world
>>526060370soylentget fucked jap
>>526060059there's already 200 soldiers there, dumbass
>>526056654ready to surrender as is french tradition
>>526056654France wants Greenland?
>>526060435Hopefully some of their, "Soldiers" are women, would be a fun trophy to take back to the states, then again french "men" are basically girls
>>526056877The same they did with rice farmers and goat herders : …lose!
>>526060400onions
dennark still buttblasted over the pharma tariffs , yeah they gonna sell weedland all shills
>>526060498wow, they even filter for russian alphabet characters toowhy are janneis so concerned with this?interesting
>>526060435Remember the time when France lost to a bunch of Haitians? That was awesome how they got beheaded and died from yellow fever
>>526060498onions
>>526056932burgers would just arrest them and send them home with pats on the back
>>526060529sѻylent
>>526060538>died from yellow feveruhhh that can happen?
onions
>>526060644even the armenian letter toowowjannies really didnt want us saying sѻy for some reason
>>526060538UMMM ANON
>>526060584nipple ring of free speech
>>526057133That's also war dummy, if usa attacks European forces that means zog can kiss whole continent goodbye. Even zog whores like meloni and orban won't save them.
>>526056654>greenland has surrendered
>>526056654has anyone made one of those i consent memes with america, greenland, and a eurosoy yet?
>>526057605yes they train in Norway, Finland, Sweden, mostly mountain troops that are accustomed to have fun in cold environment https://www.lemonde.fr/en/international/article/2024/03/10/french-alpine-hunters-train-in-norway-s-arctic-extreme-cold-is-the-russians-natural-playground-we-have-to-be-up-to-par_6605183_4.html
>>526060498>>526060529LMAO @ this absolute newfag
>>526056654>GROENLAND
>>526057901>destroying humanity nuking brownmerica would save humanity actually
>>526060806No, im just testing it, I know about the filter retardIm trying cryillic and armenian characters
the Euro nationalism militarism larp over this was about as pathetic as the ukrainian invasion. Rooster chest puffing just embarrassing
>>526058998>desired one europe army>one europe army>desired
>>526060612Yes. Yellow fever killed Napoleons brother in law and most of the French troops on the island. And then the Haitians took their uniforms and did the Robot in them.
If the Euros did anything we'd just come and save them from their stupidity like we did in the 10s and then in the 40s.
This is it /pol/ the land mass we have been searching for.There aint but sixty cops on that whole island..CAN YOU DIG IIIIT
>>526058339ok pidor
>>526060387nah.. russia are good guys
>>526056654>SolidersI'm waiting on the Liquiders, that's when I know they're being serious.
>>526060770KEK gemini understood the mission
>>526060953You know what Hans, reorganize your country and go back to the 'biggest economy in yurop' you were in 2006 and I'll take back my words. But since you're a random kraut in his mom's attic on the internet you don't have the power to unfuck all the dumb shit your government did to fuck up your economy.
>>526056654America has a fucking Space Force base already there.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituffik_Space_Base
>>526060890this, mean while non whites flood in and rape their women kek
>>526058508>Nuukit's Vestribyggð.
>>526061137>jewish space lazersits over for danemutts
>>526056713The point is not to deter the US militarily, no one can do that. Its to deter it politically.Killing a hundred third worlder is a thing, no one care, now if they kill a hundred europeans its going to be different.Obviously the whole US influence will collapse in Europe in an instant, but your average conservative didn't vote drumpf for him to kill white christian europeans he sees as his ancestors and allies. The american opposition will finally find a cause that will gather your average flip flopper against Trump.These few soldiers are enough to bet on the fact he will not have the polical power to do that.
>>526056822Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>526057023Are you going to challenge americas independence?
>>526061069
>>526056713We need IQ tests before you can post here. It's a tripwire force. - The United States invades Greenland and there are no troops there. No one dies. The European public is likely very hesitant to support massive escalation, and might let it slide. - The United States invades Greenland and the token tripwire force actually starts killing Americans, forcing the United States to respond, killing a bunch of Europeans. A bunch of Euro troops from different nations dying catalyzes the European public which allows their governments a more free hand to escalate in some way. It changes the calculus on the risk reward analysis of actually pulling the trigger on an invasion. You'll know shit is about to get serious if the United States pulls the overwhelming majority of its troops out of Europe and abandons its bases, because if they do invade Greenland and don't do that, there's a very real risk that the EU can sweep them all up for leverage.
>>526061507gem
>>526056932open fire on what? The situation would be over without anyone even knowing what happened.
>>526061507Now do one where england seizes america.
>>526059451>European leaders are dividedWhat else is new?
>>526061118>t.
>>526056932>what do you think those guys would do?Nothing, they will sit at their bases, isolated by mutt zogbots, chained to cuck chairs.
>>526056654These frog fuckers call it Groinland. Epic.
>>526061577>it was real in my mind
>>526057255>France and the UK both have nukesIs this a ploy to glass Paris & London to solve your immigration problem?
We should just take it by force and eliminate all threats
>>526056654What would america do? >picrel
>>526061679Prigo was true to his word though
