https://youtu.be/qRVoblm2Nxw
They all died in a studio accident. Aaaaaarrrrggghh
COMM CHECK
girl astronaut got the ick and had to be sent home to prevent lawsuits
OH LOOK, STARS!
WTF?
so, who impregnated her?
>>526057952Chick is probably pregnant
>>526058367damn I would only use like 2 parachutes in Kerbal I never thought of adding like 10
>>526057952OH GOD, IT'S THE SPACE ZOMB- ACK!
imagine costing nasa 240-350 millions of dollars because you were too retarded to not fuck up your birth control
Imagine believing this shit
>sniffing it
Do we know which astronaut it was and what was wrong with her?
>>526059431You know it's real because it looks so fake
>>526058622she's preggers it seems
I truly hope its gay space zombie alien nigger aids>one final joke before god kills the jews for their continued jewry and the rest of us for not doing it ourselves
>>526059768How did that happen in muh space? Was she being fucked with cameras rolling 24/7?
>>526057952they seem fine to me>167 days in spacethey'll recover in no time
>>526060073They had to cut the mission 3 months short for whoever's sick.
>>526060125They can use the studio for other productions. It's not a great loss.
>>526057952Houston, I have a sexual emergency!! Get me down to earth and give me chads dick right now, over!
>>526060125so which one do you think is the odd bitch out?>>526060221go fall off the edge of the flat earth, memeflaggot
>>526060280But I don't think the earth is flat? Why would you allege that, you disingenuous fucking retard?
>>526060327>waaaah! waaaaah! keep crying retard
Which ones the sick one? The chick was cheering
>>526060375Here's your recovery vehicle.>>526058333She had to stop herself from laughing, but couldn't do it. You genius.
>>526060478Stop being retarded on purpose, please.
all smiles ?
>>526060006click here to subscribe to her only fans
It had to be the first guy. He had the hardest time moving around.Chick was happy and moved, jap was also at ease, so too was the Russiabro The old man looked like he was in pain.
>>526060073I remember when these faggots launch.If Space X is so successful it should be forced to be the garbage-truck on near-orbit.There was even a manga about that a few years ago, Planetes.
What says /pol/?
This is fucked.I grew up in the 90s, I've seen how this shit plays out in the movies. We're all about to get SUOER KEKED by some alien parasite!
>>526057952he's been plurbed
>>526057952Bet ya the healthy astronauts are mandatory vaxxed up the wazoo
Not sure how someone with an illness got into space. We're just sending people with Multiple Sclerosis and kidney disease into space now?
>>526062856we sent Katy Perry and Beezos's fuck doll into space
>>526062856toxoplasmosis is a requirement
Remember when they pretended to send Katy Perry to space and just Bezos dumbass try to pretend like he needed some weird crowbar tool to open the door of the pod except the people on the inside didn't get the memo and started to open it themselves before the people on the outside shut it quickly so they could pretend that Jeff Bezos was opening it that shit was funny.
>>526058239>girl astronaut got the ickThe ick or the dick
>>526060006Now consider the fine droplets of cum and pussy juice that are floating around the ISS. The Soyuz crew is probably wanting to bail too.
>>526057952I hope they quarantine his filthy space snotty ass.
>>526057952Who cares?>>526058174Working at NASA while being religious should be illegal. She is kinda cute though.
I wonder does the ISS lady have a husband down on Terra firma??If so, she will be going straight to the Cops to lodge a rape complaint to cover up what happened. It happens all the time in the military.
>>526062856Sometimes, the exact reason to send them up, is to find out how these diseases behave in space.
>>526060006> Was she being fucked with cameras rolling 24/7?Well anon, to answer that question, I posit some other ones: Do they have cameras where the shitter is located? And is the shitter in full view of everyone else? Is there not an area of the station for some level of privacy, and for changing and personal care?And you think some giga-whore "nerdy space bad boss chick" raised in a multi-generationally-entrenched feminist culture and in all-women-can-do-no-wrong land; is going to resist being part of the 250 mile high club?The only true thing that has ever made any of them actually accountable for their personal actions, is that they can get pregnant and/or die.
They said sickness is from germsHow the fuck are there germs in space
>>526057952How does this affect me personally?
Keep the medical details private but surely the american public has the right to know who it was?
>>526061325So it was him, as I expected. The only one that can't stand by himself. He is Boeing astronaut. Boeing fucked again. He was captain of this ISS expedition so he would not comeback if another person had "problem".
>>526068853>surely the american public has the right to know"The American public has the right to support Israel and stfu." - Trump
>>526061325>sending an older man into a zero g environment for an extended period of timeAsking for it. Fucks up strong youthful people. It's also why anyone who goes anywhere further than the moon for a short trip isn't coming back. Until we can figure out artificial gravity, space travel is a giant meme. Any Mars (or Venus) manned mission is a one way trip at present.
>>526071370>Any Mars (or Venus) manned mission is a one way trip at presentOr worse, a half way trip.
>>526058174sex with she
>>526072224True. Any number of bullshit can happen between here and getting there. At it's closest distances to us a Mars trip is something like 4-6 months on our best ships (in theory). Probes don't have to worry about biology. We're rather fragile things and space is very harsh. Our body could actually tolerate (very slightly) stronger gravity than it can cope with zero g for extended periods.
>>526057952Very soon we'll start passing through whatever nanobots or spores that 3I/ATLAS ejected. Around Jan 22nd Earth will be smack between 3I/ATLAS and the Sun. We may get a nice CME too.
>>526057952Making a big hissy fit about an unreported cold.Do you know if you have any medical problems you can't go to the space?Lot's of retard "astronaut" hide it just to flex they was in the space But why I should make any effort to explain.IT IS A SPACE PLAGUE!!!NOW KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO EVADE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!DO IT NOW!!!!!DO IT FAST!!!!!
