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Our Greta has a new boyfriend.. It's literally over.
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>>526064832
Looksmatched.
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>>526064832
fuckkk imagine her tight pussy stretching from his BBC im goonna coom
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>>526064929
I rather not imagine that, thanks
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>>526064907
Kek fpbp child will be 10/10 though because world is weird
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>>526064832
looks like she burned the coal
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>>526066363
(also look at the hand, this is AI)
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Oh no not an eceleb shoved down my throat doing something made up.

How will I sleep tonight?
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>>526064907
IQ matched too
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>>526064832
Imagine her on the piss. She gets plastered on everything, taking a particular liking to stouts and brown ales. Also during the night she eats McDonalds for dinner, (fuck vegan when drunk asf ya know?) After her night of drinking she gets a kebab at 4am. She gets home and devours some broccoli.

She gets up in the morning touching cloth. A poo is already awake and rubbing itself on her panties. She hobbles to the toilet holding her guts struggling to contain the tidal wave of shit lapping against the shores of her inner poohole. A few risky farts are squeezed out, so thick they linger. The air has a brown hue to it as she breathes back in her poop, coating her lungs. Now, the moment has arrived. Her ass waters have broken, her pink anus dilated and the grog bog is ready.

Before sitting down on the shitter, the stew starts flying out prematurely on the tiled floor. After slipping on her liquid shit and getting faeces in between her toes she manages to crawl to the toilet. She paints the bowl brown. Her legs shake. It comes out of her like thick pumpkin soup. Chunks are flying, full of corn. There is so much that some splashes back up between her smooth white butt and the toilet seat and hits the ground. Her ass prolapses. She is sure there is blood in the bowl. The smell is nothing like you've ever imagined and gets thicker with each pulsating action of her anus. Tonnes of waste explodes from her little pink anus. The hole is red raw from the amount of waste projecting from her body.

Without wiping she returns to bed where I wait. She lowers her dirty bum on my face and the remnants of poop drip into my mouth and up my nostrils. I can see her butthole winking at me as it tries to regain strength. The Greta Thunburg farts and a nug flies into my mouth. I choke on the ecstacy of the moment, knowing how jealous /pol/ would be of me.

For good measure I shit myself and gently doze off with the sounds of Greta's guts gurgling next to me.
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>>526064832
Lmao
>wonder what's on /pol this morning
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>>526064929
Always a pajeet with his nigger cick fetish
:/
Poojeets ruin everything
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>>526066529
This is my favorite gretapasta
I read it slowly and carefully every single time
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>>526066529
Cheers.



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