How do you tell a Canadian from an American?
>>526073534Canadians used to have blue eyes and white skin, while Americans were always nigger mutts. All of them though are the losers of Europe that couldn't handle European life. Basically our trash. This is why Americans are all so fucking retarded.
>>526073534we have names like rajesh and pooja
>>526073534ask them to say house
>>526073534Bring in your dog and leave the room for a minute.If they pet your dog, they are American.If they fuck your dog, they are Canadian.
>>526073534Canada is located in North America making them North Americans.. South Americans are in South America.All are Americans.
sticky hands
>>526073534No idea, only ever met cunts from Alberta and Montana.
>>526073534COALBURNER WHORE
>>526073534Yo fr we are more intelligent than americans lmao did u know americans are in the einstien files? just think about it.
>>526073720Spbp. We also have a SHITLOAD more of Mohammeds, Ahmed, Hamza, and so forth. Our jeetnigger population (Which is all of us) are very arabic in nature
>>526073534The Canadian is a jeet and the American is a spic
>>526073534One speaks spannish, the other speaks hindi
>>526073534Canadians haven’t celebrated a Stanley Cup win in 33 years.
>>526073534Canadians don't fuck blacks
>>526073815>Hoos
>>526073534Canadians are extremely proud and smug about their libtard beliefs, and they're very keen to insult and demean Americans.
>>526073534she fucks niggers
>>526073534Leafs always find a way to make something cringe no matter the situation. It's like a superpower. Also the hair is usually longer in the back than the front. And they say soory a lot.
>>526073534The Canadians are even bigger whores if you can't believe that.
>>526073694It makes sense why across their history they've been a bunch of hysterical religious nutjobs or debauch vulgar retardates.
>>526073534the way they say sorry and tomorrow
yyYYooooOOEveryone posting in this thread is a GOOF.
You lost tranny.
>>526073534
>>526074481Fecaloids will never be human sukdeep hamed
>>526074564Kill yourself JustPassingThrough.KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF.https://derpibooru.org/2065473
>>526073534>healthy>not fat>good teeth>not brown
>>526073534American is the one blocking your view.
Ask them to say about. If you heear abooot followed by "buddy" then you have a canadian. Then again nowadays you will hear something in sanskrit.
>>52607448122s to my word crodie you a straight gerbert
>>526074767gerbet fucking died, you moron.
>>526073534Their accent.
>>526073534Talk to them. Canadians are extremely passive people. Americans are rip-roarin'. Totally different mindset.
>>526074380>hysterical religious nutjobs.The history of canadians using religion as an excuse to be religious wing nuts is yet another reason we need to get rid of the boomers.I cant imagine what its like beating a child over what hand it uses, then proclaiming thats "sin" and okay for them to physically hurt you over.Happened to my homies friend too in a residential school too, and to me.Its this sick Stanford prison experiment on Crack that canadians believe in, like if someone in a position of authority tells you to do something, it absolves you of all guilt, but this is taken to a loony tooks level where they do cartoon levels of violence, once you have someone that tells you to do something, it absolves you of all guilt.Then you look at the child mortality rate In the boomer generation and talk to some of the women about how heavily they were preyed on by boomers, and suddenly you realize they are demons, and that remove the boomers, Doom II now is the only way to deal with the demons.I still kek and seethe and cant get over how I called out and told others about the abuse I've suffered, and they called the cops on me and said I was a threat and used language that would make them show up guns drawn.If you speak out about the abuse you endured at the hands of the boomer, you need to be killed, go to jail, or "made to go away"
>>526074481Fucking rat mutt goof pc bitch my word.Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.
>>526073861I'm crying right now.
>>526073694I'm glad Trump is destroying NATO
>>526073694>Canadians used to have blue eyes and white skin, while Americans were always nigger mutts. All of them though are the losers of Europe that couldn't handle European life. Basically our trash. This is why Americans are all so fucking retarded.Holy shit you're a retard.
>>526074902I'll fuck you so hard you'll die and meet gerbert face to face you fuckin goof ass. I bet you're not even from ontario.
>>526073534The way they speak. As soon as they say "Surry" "aboot" or "hoose" I know I'm talking to a Canadian.
>>526073861>>526074703>lee is herePure poetry.
>>526074874They only stopped using corporal punishment in the 90's here. I still have one of the heavy duty leather straps they whipped you with. It's funny how that's been nearly erased from history.
>>526073534Penis inspection day.
>>526075193We used to get whacked with yard sticks at school.And my parents used the belt.Whatever.
>>526075293What the fuck is going on in Southeast Asia??
Americans have the walmart look and are loud.Canadians have more humanity and are too polite.
>>526073694Based and true, but you're going the way of Canada too demographically so you'll argue in 50 years Canada is only 5% white but based Norway is 7% so you're still better off.
>>526073534Kings Daughters
See picrel.It's the eyes.Something about Canadian womens eyes makes me instantly recognize they are from Canada.
>>526075036Fucking bitch goof I have shootas all over the GTA, who the fuck you think put drake in a wheelchair on degrassi.Back in my hood we used to take punk bitches like you out to blood Gulch, jump 200 feet in they ayer and shoot yall bitches in the head wif da sniper rifle.Fuck outta this halo 2 enthusiast forum and back to your bitch ass runescape shit fo I start selling ya ass for bags of doritos.t. We da actual norf
>>526075590>It's the eyes.
>>526075367Islam. Didn't you know?
>>526075824I did not.I thought that shit was Judeo-Christian nonsense.
>>526073534>How do you tell a Canadian from an American?BMIMURRITURDS ARE KINGS
>>526075734Okay okay. PLEASE don't hurt me. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I will do anything you ask. ANYTHING.
You're all pathetically wrong.About 80% of canadians are americans in denial or immigrants that couldn't make it in America. The rest are the actual canadians who had their country stolen from them.
>>526075941More Judeo-Muslim, really. Christians have never routinely practiced circumcision. New covenant and all that.
they say ”eh" alot
>>526073534The canadian says saar bobs vageneThe american says no hablo ingles
>>526073534>LavigneCanadian surnames have that charming je ne sais quoi about them
>>526073534one is a respectable human being, the other is anerican
>>526076176I was cut. t. Catholic.I was unaware is all. Northern Africa also confused me. Makes sense.Live and learn.
>>526076334>A certain THISnessIt's just fucking French.
>>526074083basado desu ne
>>526076551uncultured swine
ask them to say "about"if they say something like "EHBOOT", they are canadian
>>526073534One is human, the other is made of syrup, curry, and moose dung.
>>526076607>Pretentious bullshitDon't care.
lots of brown eyes in Canada
>>526073694canada has shitloads of balkan yugos, ukrainians, italians, greeks. u have no clue what ur talking about. we have metis etcu cant tell the diff by accent alone but only in extreme cases. for example: the guy here at 0:35 is DEFINITIVELY canadian. You will NOT hear an american sound like that. this is real canadian shit that is never shown on tv (how myself and my senpai speaks)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSN8VCauqaYsame as how u will never hear a cnadian with a southern twang. but take an average urbanite from vancouber and compare him to one from seattle u cant tell the diff. just general nroth american accent. personality wise, canadians are more cunty, scared/smug. americans more fun.
>>526076726>t.
>>526073534Nice try britbong
>>526073534It's easy, Canadians look and act like this.
>>526073534One is going to like cheese curds and gravy on chips, the other one is going to like chemicals in everything
>>526073720you should learn the meaning of those names
>>526073534I have a hard time telling jeets and spics apart
>>526073534we say "thumbs up" they say "elbows up"
>>526073534Canadians are on average more mentally ill
>>526077408Americans put BBC in everything, just look at their porn. It's hard to find a white guy in it.
>>526075590>>526075789interesting I never thought any outsider would start to pick up on this I mostly notice this trait here in Ontario or in BC. everyone that's been here for 200-400 years has some kind of half French half English ancestry might be some added mix with Indians from back in the day
>>526077919Consuming jewish made porn is non-white behaviour
>>526074278>she fucks niggersshe died 20 years ago
How they say house or couch
>>526075789Yeah it's called being fucking depressed welcome to canada cunt.
>>526078484only u ontario faggits pronounce house as HEOOS and couch as CEOOOCH". I am in BC we dont talk like faggots. we speak normally
>Log on to /pol/>Avril threadDay status: made.
>>526073534Americans eat bacon canadians eat ham and call it le bacon
American mutts are retarded, but Canadians are gay and retarded. This is how Latin America says the difference
>>526078747Bump for justice.
>>526073534Most of them have a slightly different accent. Excluding the Indians & Chinamen
>>526078680>only u ontario faggits pronounce house as HEOOS and couch as CEOOOCHfuck you man older parts of north America have history and quirky accents. BC his a historyless joke of a place you are not even Canadian like Albertans
>>526079256Yes.
Canadians tend to shove french baguettes up their bum while looking you in the eyes and say ''How aboot that''Americans just mutters something about ''muh guns''
>>526079619We do have an accent its just not that. go to 35 seconds that is the classic real bcer accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSN8VCauqaY
>>526078680>>526078484based fellow BCbro. It's "garage", not "gArage". It's "project", not "prOject".
>>526080706100%. i can tell a transplant if they say "Pr-OH-ject". sounds so fucken goofy. it's "Prauject". I even say "Saurry" not "S-OH-rry". goofball accent with the OH's so prominent
>>526073534They will tell you
>>526073534Frenchie Canadians dress differently (fancy fashionable clothes), the British ones are ugly slags
>>526073694canadians speak french and have soft skin (I'm talking about real canadians)americans are fat and retarded and cuck to jews and niggers
>>526081449canadians have hard skin cause the cold whips our face and we develop calloustes often, and its good for fighting
>>526080552thats not an accent bud thats just a druggie with brain damage
>>526077447No thanks
>>526073534That’s neither Canadian nor American. That’s a mudshark slag.Kill it with rocks.
>>526073534HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>>526073534canadians respond to the names ranjeesh and wupingamericans respond to the names paco and tyrone
>>526077447LEAR my balls.
>>526077447They mean Fecal matter, Rajesh. inb4 Good Morning saars, eat shit again?
>>526073534Canadians can be attractive.
>>526073534Accent usually, but some of the border towns sound Canadian too.
>>526073534Ask them if they liked Wayne Gretzky.
>>526075486Lol true, but isn’t this all of us?
Realistically they will tell you without prompt.
Here in the vaguely tourist sides the difference is that canadians are pretty formal at first but always reserve their words in public, americans are laidback but never formal and can't stop yapping, uppity too while canadians usually explain why they are in distress.Canadians try to understand and explain while americans react on the spot.
>>526073534Aboot instead of About.
>>526077447Street shitter and street shitter who gets raped more often
>>526073534You give him a choice between a gun and ammo.The American will pick the ammo because he already has a gun.
>>526078747I forgo how cute she is
>>526073694>All of them though are the losers of Europe that couldn't handle European life.I know this is ragebait but you can say this about ANY country outside of Europe that has Europeans.
>>526085408...And you would literally not be wrong.
>>526073534try and watch My Happy Ending video and see how far you can make it without puking
>>526073694uh oh. amerimutts won't like this one
>>526085533Why would anyone do that.
