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Anonymous (ID: 77e4CSYU)
01/15/26(Thu)10:33:57 No.526078173

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Anonymous (ID: 77e4CSYU) 01/15/26(Thu)10:33:57 No.526078173

I just trusted a fart and shit myself in brand new underwear

Anonymous (ID: aO7w73pw)
01/15/26(Thu)10:36:13 No.526078315

Anonymous (ID: aO7w73pw) 01/15/26(Thu)10:36:13 No.526078315

>>526078173
farts are like jews, never trust a fart

Anonymous (ID: 8cGiu/yN)
01/15/26(Thu)10:36:38 No.526078341

Anonymous (ID: 8cGiu/yN) 01/15/26(Thu)10:36:38 No.526078341

>>526078173
come on now, ranjeet, it was intentional and you know it.

Anonymous (ID: EzIWye+/)
01/15/26(Thu)10:37:32 No.526078466

Anonymous (ID: EzIWye+/) 01/15/26(Thu)10:37:32 No.526078466

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Anonymous (ID: nJRwyeh3)
01/15/26(Thu)10:38:06 No.526078506

Anonymous (ID: nJRwyeh3) 01/15/26(Thu)10:38:06 No.526078506

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>>526078173
shart

It was Yli tier and it was on The 4Chan

Anonymous (ID: rP1I7T4v)
01/15/26(Thu)10:39:30 No.526078597

Anonymous (ID: rP1I7T4v) 01/15/26(Thu)10:39:30 No.526078597

>>526078173
Never trust anything closly related to the color brown

Anonymous (ID: qGq9VROO)
01/15/26(Thu)10:39:46 No.526078618

Anonymous (ID: qGq9VROO) 01/15/26(Thu)10:39:46 No.526078618

You will never be ishowpseed.

Anonymous (ID: vw5AKnoJ)
01/15/26(Thu)10:41:11 No.526078710

Anonymous (ID: vw5AKnoJ) 01/15/26(Thu)10:41:11 No.526078710

Jees did this

Anonymous (ID: hQK3cciz)
01/15/26(Thu)10:41:38 No.526078733

Anonymous (ID: hQK3cciz) 01/15/26(Thu)10:41:38 No.526078733

>>526078173
>in brand new underwear
You can tell a liar, by their unnecessary embellishments...

Anonymous (ID: ofMbYGbT)
01/15/26(Thu)10:43:22 No.526078842

Anonymous (ID: ofMbYGbT) 01/15/26(Thu)10:43:22 No.526078842

>>526078173
>tf
>sharted
one job

Anonymous (ID: 339y61MO)
01/15/26(Thu)10:47:26 No.526079093

Anonymous (ID: 339y61MO) 01/15/26(Thu)10:47:26 No.526079093

>>526078733
I literally just opened the Saxx box

Anonymous (ID: wFi6HKzG)
01/15/26(Thu)10:49:15 No.526079183

Anonymous (ID: wFi6HKzG) 01/15/26(Thu)10:49:15 No.526079183

Serves him right, he trusted a (((fart)))

Anonymous (ID: ktaQHnwb)
01/15/26(Thu)10:57:06 No.526079680

Anonymous (ID: ktaQHnwb) 01/15/26(Thu)10:57:06 No.526079680

>>526078710
Who controls the slop, controls the sharts

Anonymous (ID: QE+b8OsZ)
01/15/26(Thu)10:57:44 No.526079721

Anonymous (ID: QE+b8OsZ) 01/15/26(Thu)10:57:44 No.526079721

>>526078173
>canadian culturally appropriating indians
Heinous and grim

Anonymous (ID: odxz/NiN)
01/15/26(Thu)10:58:10 No.526079743

Anonymous (ID: odxz/NiN) 01/15/26(Thu)10:58:10 No.526079743

dont bottom then

Anonymous (ID: BJcOxVoi)
01/15/26(Thu)11:04:03 No.526080166

Anonymous (ID: BJcOxVoi) 01/15/26(Thu)11:04:03 No.526080166

>>526078173
>trust your own asshole to stay closed
>it doesn't
The faggots gambit.

Anonymous (ID: 0H9cAROP)
01/15/26(Thu)11:07:39 No.526080410

Anonymous (ID: 0H9cAROP) 01/15/26(Thu)11:07:39 No.526080410

>>526078173
>I sharted
Congrats on your American citizenship

Anonymous (ID: s8Gj7eQL)
01/15/26(Thu)11:09:10 No.526080525

Anonymous (ID: s8Gj7eQL) 01/15/26(Thu)11:09:10 No.526080525

>>526078173
>here is sit, broken hearted, tried to shit
>but only farted

Anonymous (ID: LLuWxCul)
01/15/26(Thu)11:09:48 No.526080558

Anonymous (ID: LLuWxCul) 01/15/26(Thu)11:09:48 No.526080558

>>526078173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fC1KXH6MQ

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin)
01/15/26(Thu)11:20:44 No.526081320

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin) 01/15/26(Thu)11:20:44 No.526081320

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>>526078173
>HEY LIL DONNIE
>I just trusted a fart and shit myself in brand new underwear
>HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THEM APPLES?

Anonymous (ID: G6HjvNxF)
01/15/26(Thu)11:21:26 No.526081364

Anonymous (ID: G6HjvNxF) 01/15/26(Thu)11:21:26 No.526081364

>>526078173
I don't think I've ever farted and accidentally shit myself in my entire life. Is this just a joke or something that actually happens to people? Something is seriously wrong with you guy's diets if so

Anonymous (ID: it3200nS)
01/15/26(Thu)11:22:00 No.526081393

Anonymous (ID: it3200nS) 01/15/26(Thu)11:22:00 No.526081393

>>526078173
>new underwear
Fucking 1%

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin)
01/15/26(Thu)11:32:09 No.526082047

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin) 01/15/26(Thu)11:32:09 No.526082047

>>526081364
Happens sometimes, especially as you get older. Yesterday I took a pretty decent shit and cleaned myself up, but had massive gas problems all evening from whatever I ate. All that gas forced out a few little dribbles of liquid crap. Now my asshole is burning and itchy even though I showered this morning.

It can be a lot worse. For a while I had diarrhea from some medication I was on, and even just standing up would cause my abdominal muscles to tense up enough to force that 100% liquid shit out. Once it breaches your sphincter, it lubricates the path for all the rest to follow and it all just floods out.

Anonymous (ID: zmW/vukK)
01/15/26(Thu)11:33:40 No.526082141

Anonymous (ID: zmW/vukK) 01/15/26(Thu)11:33:40 No.526082141

>>526078173
Underwear?

Anonymous (ID: 35Ea8NhB)
01/15/26(Thu)11:33:50 No.526082157

Anonymous (ID: 35Ea8NhB) 01/15/26(Thu)11:33:50 No.526082157

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>>526078173
That's why I never trust myself.

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin)
01/15/26(Thu)11:34:04 No.526082170

Anonymous (ID: t3rKgSin) 01/15/26(Thu)11:34:04 No.526082170

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>>526081320
damn near verbatim

Anonymous (ID: lz9bvq2x)
01/15/26(Thu)11:56:46 No.526083721

Anonymous (ID: lz9bvq2x) 01/15/26(Thu)11:56:46 No.526083721

>>526078173
just stop letting niggers fuck your tight bussy
then you wouldn't have a prolapsed anus

Anonymous (ID: G6HjvNxF)
01/15/26(Thu)12:07:43 No.526084424

Anonymous (ID: G6HjvNxF) 01/15/26(Thu)12:07:43 No.526084424

>>526082047
Trying eating actual food with fibre and vegetables instead of slop

Anonymous (ID: kkyB0Uae)
01/15/26(Thu)12:14:08 No.526084838

Anonymous (ID: kkyB0Uae) 01/15/26(Thu)12:14:08 No.526084838

>>526078173
never trust a man that doesnt admit to shitting his pants

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