Are professional careers dead?
>>526084771To be fair British KFC is superior to ours
>>526085039if so, thats terrible to hear
>picrelBrutal
>>526084771All those experiences are fake and amounts to literally nothing. "Analysts" literally just spam AI generated promotional emails and occasionally write a report about it.
>>526084771Oh nice he has worked 1 year in 5 years.
>>526085602IB analyst internships are extremely rigorous. You never sleep, you’re in excel and PowerPoint all day. It sucks. t. Former IB analyst
>>526085039Reading this makes me feel physically ill. British KFC is disgusting.
As a national socialist vegan I am not sure which is worse chicken killer or investment banker.
>>526085039In Britain KFC is a traditional Christmas dinner, especially with young lovers. It’s almost a KFC Valentines Day with Christmas decorations.
>>526085039>British KFC is superiorDo they investment banking?
>>526085895>formerWhat's your story? I very nearly became a quant/MBB guy, but decided to abort that shit before it started. I do different kinds of data analysis now for half the salary, but one twentieth the work hours. But I do wonder from time to time whether I missed out on anything.
>>526084771yes
>>526085895>give me money i work hard doing 1984 2 minutes of hate standup for my zoom calldie
>>526084771Yes. You are competing with bots all applying for nonexistent jobs that were generated by bots. The jeetification of the job market really did destroy everything
>>526084771If you interned at four different firms and none want to hire you after graduation, you were probably terrible at it.
>>526084771I’m glad finance faggots find out their real value. The market shows you what you are worth. You are a KFC server commodity.
>>526084771Must suck going into banking while not being Jewish or a mandatory DEI nigger.
>>526085895It's rigorous for you to sit on your ass making spreadsheets for HR trannies? Wait until I smack your brains out with a wrench at a construction site.
>>526084771Dude, 99% of the jobs listed on that fucking site are fake. After applying for 200+ positions I finally received one email today from a Pakistani firm (I didn't even know I applied for) who tried to scam me.
resumes are stupid anyways. just let me show you i can do the job. also this captcha sucks ass
>>526086282You missed out on having your anus stretched wide by kike thieves for pennies and promises
>>526087258Why would they hire anyone when retards are working for free?
>>526085039I already booked my flight
>Taught myself economics >Taught myself to trade professionally and not like some tik tok guru course seller>Literally do this full time for myself >Dropped out of high school>Never have to work a wagie job ever again>Cannot be fired >Escaped the fake and gay matrix Nothing is guaranteed in life, no idea why in 2026 people still believe a diploma is the golden ticket.
>>526086028Moshi-moshi? Basado bumon?
>>526084771>Most educated Italian in London.>Not washing dishes.That's a win.
>>526086028Fuckin Führer over here.
>>526087419>HR tranniesFor coked-up psychopaths, more likely.
>>526085895I hope you get drafted into a war and killed.
>>526087953Congrats, you are now a valuable contributor to society and advance the civilization forward.
>>526091917It really amazes me how little people contribute besides serving the elite like good goyim. They are so entitled too, they think being born entitled them to have a yacht and live on a beach yet are too fucking lazy and stupid to do anything beyond the literally lowest possible bare minimum.
