/pol/ humour thread
>>526086465>2020Do 2016.
Reminder that /pol/tards fell for this, hook line and sinker
It's comply with the government so a virus doesn't kill you and others vs comply with the government so goons can disappear people.
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WIN IF YOU DO THEN YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE LEFTFor too long the right has been subjected to the same larp that the left had of having to always fantasize about being oppressed and raped by the government and the left. Now that the right can do the oppressing and raping and the leftists are the fucking we say oh very bad we need to be the fucked remember?
>>526086465>blocking roads and being an annoying retard is a legal right
>>526086465I was pro-vaccine yet I still think you should obey the police wat nou?
>>526086793
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>526086465>so mad he had to start another thread about it
>>526086718This is the gayest shit I've ever read. EUROPOOR created this
>>526086677the red deer has always been correct it's just the time table is a little messed up from nobody knowing truly how fast the mrna would spread cancers etc... excess deaths are steadily still the same ever since the vaccines and doesn't show any hope of coming back down. every year you just gotta wonder if you'll become part of the 10% excess of people who have a heart attack. nobody is going to really notice a 1/10 extra person dying every year on a societal scale if it's spread out
>>526086617>Do 2016.Here you go. They were faking a bunch of false flags, then trying to scam / false flag people into giving up their guns. Then they closed everybody up for a flu.
>>526086465Im pretty sure attacking cops always caused that. Ask the black community. I don't think this is new. Go look at all arrests in the country. They didn't comply. So its been going on since the beginning
>>526086465comply aka don't travel 6 states to obstruct law enforcement and then hit a cop with your vehicle
>>526086713Looks like ICE missed one. Work on your english Paco.
>>526087225That Russian street looks pretty nice, actually. It has what we call bucolic beauity.
>>526087839There is literally trash in the road.
>>526086465Good one
>>526086677>>526086614>>526086465You're still getting deported.
>>526087104This one is over my head
>>526087896And the left has trash on the side of the road and houses that look worse than a rotting shed, why do you faggots have a problem with native grasses and weeds?
>>526086718>Ukraine is an example how people can thrive as a democracyBait or retarded?
>>526088327Now that's some serious vatnigger cope. Turn off the VPN, Igor
>>526088526Can you read?
>>526086691Lol. Lmao. Something's missing in your life and you don't know what, but I do!
>>526088584Oh, yeah. Definitely mindbroken. Hopefully you'll also get this dose of (((democracy))) with busification, you are shilling for here.
>>526086718>words words words
>>526087225Soulless vs PURE SOVL
>>526088061The joke is a subtle reference; "Sneed" is shown here as selling "feed and seed," whereas his predecessor, "Chuck," if we follow the previous rhyme scheme, would have sold "fuck and suck."
>>526086793I still didn't get that shit.
>>526088820Have fun getting droned in the next meat assault. How much time do you think you got left? A week? Maybe less?
>>526088820Your family won't be getting any death benefits by the way (not even a sack of potatoes), your mangled remains will never be found. The sustenance they provide to wildlife will be the sole benefit you provided to the world in your life
>>526089171>>526089584I don't know what the fuck you're on today, but you're a massive piece of shit.
>>526086465i will not fuck around icei will not get the vaccine that simple
>>526086465holy kek
>>526089584Right wingers are truly disgusting creatures
>>526087225>heh, look at our soulless paved over suburbiaYou sure showed us, fingoloid
>>526087749You're a Russian or Jew using a vpn
>>526089584Go fuck yourself subhuman Russian
Funniest thing ITT is seething fingoloid
>>526086677>only we know the secret truth!It's just a way for retards to kill time and feel special
>>526089935>>526090366>>526090479>>526090724Aww, did I hurt the little vatnigger's feelings? Too bad.>>526090687Are you too stupid to realize the guy I replied to is a zigger? Apparently so.
>>526086465never took the jab and illegals deserve the bullet. seethe harder.
>>526087266Waaaaahhhh I'm fat and I'm gonna use CAPS
>>526086718OH I'M THRIVING ALRIGHTI'M SO FREAKING THRIVING
>>526086465
>>526087507crazy how people react to things:>never took a covid shot>returned to work at a medium sized well run company during covid and nobody asked me about my vax status, just asked that we respect distancing rules to reduce spread, sure hr anon 'cause I fucking hate the people here anyway>lived life normally, things were more chill and there weren't so many fucktards everywherehow leftoids and rightoids turn every little thing into a full-on culture war really russles my jimmies, it's almost as if there are forces trying to distract us from making progress...
>>526087225As an American, can someone explain the difference between these two pictures?
>>526086691What type of "people" are these?
>>526086691Holy shit. I'd like to say this is a bot but that's an insult to bots.
>>526086677It always seemed like satanic cope
>>526086465Huh? That's a false comparison. Libtards want you to comply with the government on forced vaccinations and accepting a bunch of Martians. MAGA wants people to just let them throw out the Martians who shouldn't be here in the first place and is one of the reasons why Trump got elected. No one besides capitalists who see illegals as cheap labor wants them here goofy clown
>>526086848you're gonna get turbo cancer
>>526086465*ding* ten shekels have been deposited in your account. Shalom
>>526092883ASIAN DAWN>d-a-w-n
>>526086465>If your enemies die, you lose
>>526086677Enjoy your turbo cancer
>>526086465You don't actually have to do anything in 2026 if you are a citizen. Keep living your life and watch browns get deported.
>>526088061On the off-chance you're not baiting with an 'over my head' joke, here: topology maps look at elevation; from a bird's eye view, the coffee cups are similar to donuts.
>>526086465This would hold up if magafags had been running around bombing vaccine tents or threatening doctors.
>>526087225You should see what happens when Africans move onto the street that Europeans had built and maintained for decades.
>>526086465Immigrants dont have rights
>>526090872Yeah kid myocarditis exploding among the youth was a coincidence
>>526090072For some reason, the retards on this board cant understand this>>526090249Bot
>>526093981>complying with the state vs complying with the state is a false comparison!Kill yourself You retarded fucking goalpost moving fucking faggot retardYou are both as equally as enslaved as each other (and here's the kicker: it's the exact same state)
>>526086465Except taking a vaccine isn't mandatory. Err, wait, didn't you try to make it mandatory? Oh that's right. Legally you have to follow police orders. And you don't have to take a vaccine. Let that sink in.
>>526086677Hope the retards that believe this killed themselves lol. I personally couldnt be able to handle the shame if i was THAT wrong. Lole!
>>526086691Nuh uh sweetie only Republicans have ever used government coercion. Democrats are heckin based and would never do something like that
>>526095264
>>526086465Except....2020:> i did not complyResult:> i lived2026:> leftist do not complyresult:> they died
>>526092110kek
>>526086465I don't view the two as comparable because at least the people on the left were trying to save lives (and vaccines are proven to be effective, though not 100%). The people on the right are open in that they don't care if ICE kills people.
>>526086465lol seething vaxtards
>>526086465>but what if i continue to misrepresent everything about you but without state support what then huh?!you continue to cope seethe and dilate. we keep winning.
>>526091684There's no winning on this. /pol/tards live in a fantasy world where they escaped to the woods to live off the land as an outlaw after the government game knocking down their door to forcefully vaxx them.
>>526097497top kek….is that Dick Cheney in heaven?
>>526086465>another counter-/pol/ meme showcase threadsnore
>>526092835If you really think any politician is going to save you, you have a smoother nigger brain than I could've even imagined
>>526095264Charlie Floyd?
>>526088061In mathematical topology objects can be classified by the amount of holes they have. A pair of pants has two holes, a shirt has three and human has 7 if we only count those larger than pores, but a donut and a coffee mug only has one, thus the topologist sees only donuts. Vsauce made a video about it.
>>526097497>hell>Junko Furudai know i remembered this face. Kill yourself mutt.
>>526086465based image
>>526089142it's a coy hint to the finlandian crush on cute swede twinksdenying them their wish to be hetero, they have better chances to successfully hit on (involuntary) gay swedesyou have to know that homosex is totally normal in ancient asian cultures, so for them, it's normal
>>526088061
>>526087157>nobody is thaniking the leaf for it's servicesshame what this board has come toanyway, you have my gratitude
>>526087225not gonna liei would chose the russian sideevery two weeks i have to have a yelling match with the asshole that litters all the time thoughebinland looks like a (good) african version of american suburbs>>526087299i'm not even checking this>>526087518okay, this made me smile
>>526086465technically the government (trump) waited half a year to call it a pandemic while corpses were piling up outside the morgues, then tried to steal an election, now all those people crying about face diapers are out in the cold for 16+ hours a day with permanent tactical face diapers of fear.
>>526095264that fucking nigger did died because of fentanyl
>>526088061its missing the two other panelsthere 7 donuts but 6 coffees so by the time he gets to the front of the line thees only 1 donut becuase the mecican, the black, the jew, the woman, the asian, and the muslim in front of him in the line took it before he could. stonetoss is a racist POS
>>526102970the democrats abused the lax mail in voting procedures to steal that 2020 election and joe biden was an illegitimate president!
>>526086465Stop interfering with my government when it's actually doing what it's supposed to do. Kicking foreign invaders out.Fuck you and your pilpul you fucking jew.
>>526086465exactlythe fruit liquid controls both wings of the democracy bird
>>526102975how often has a nigger to shout "I CAN'T BREEF" till timmies take his words for it? baka yoimma rollin' though, rayciss ass crackers
>>526086465I can't poost
>>526086465As much as I hate the state and the fact that they're doing a poor job culling our enemies, they're still culling our enemies. Georgia Foid deserved every bullet.
>>526087896Lol, at least it is honest about what it is. That pic of Finland looks like it was trying to be a shitty American suburb, but the money ran out. Kek I can't believe THAT was the picture you went with.
>>526086819happooners probably 40 now
>>526097358No one is talking to you Australian chink. Don't make me come over there and give you a swirley in the toilet, make you feel like a kid in middle school again
>>526103171hol on, hol on, hol on...what did you said to me?
>>526103171This picture is lit as fuck
>>526103289>t. Globohomo jew No real MAGA voter is excited jews are in charge and behind all of this. They aren’t even deporting meaningful numbers, it’s this protest theater. Cut the shit jew
>>526088526That thumbnail looks smug.
>>526103289at least she isn't mad at the guywhat a compassionate woman>>526103430>Don't make me come over there and give you a swirley in the toiletwell, you can't do that IN GERMANY>>526103503jus' sayin' yo >*smacks lips*if ah ain't getta breef, i would talk up maignjus' watta ah gatta do yo, yufeel me?>>526103525fair enough
>>526089935>>526090366Russia lost. It’s time to accept it
>>526092883you can't take all their shittheir most important "shit" is knowing how to make a GPU
>>526092617What are the chances of having kids that all turn out as freaks?
>>526104084100% if you rape them
>>526104084one in kikezillion
>>526086465we're just saying that attacking armed feds may be a dumb idea. of course libshits take good advice as a personal attack
>>526104084>What are the chances of having kids that all turn out as freaks?all of them are adopted african niggersimagine>you are sitting in the shade of a hut >some (((hollywood))) faggot comes along>scouts for cute niglets for some now washed up ex-model and movie star>you and some other niggers are chosen>grow up, basically in a material wonderland, in contrast to your first four years>when you hit puverty, you and all your "comrates" have trooned out or went gayi wonder what happened to them
>>526104084stop spamming this ugly foid and buy an ad you inbred faggot. kill yourself too.
>>526086465concern trolling nigger, pls/pol/ has always been a law and order board.there's overly vocal minorities of extremist retards here for sure. but they don't matter much. their convictions are weak and womanly and they change on a whim.
or "jazz", a palestinian boy, adopted by "american" jews, groomed to be a televised troon out story
>>526086465It's not okay that you are this retarded op.Seek help.
>>526086465>>526086614>>526086718The left absolutely, unequivocally, cannot meme.
>>526086793Is this the original comic?If so, wtf? Hilarious though.
>>526086718The EU isn't democratic though.
>>526086718lol jewkraine is not a thriving democracy, its a hellscape with totalitarian leadership who cancelled elections and kidnap draft their young males to the slaughter.
>>526086465ICE hasn't mandated people do anything retarded like wear masks, all the people hurt so far are 100% of the time instigating conflict for no reason
>>526105721Funny how the government just accelerated my antisocial tendencies and autism with the lockdown bs and I got onto disability like I won a settlement for the evil that they did to my psyche
>>526086718holy fuck how off base and pseudo intellectual can a picture beit's not funny though
YOUR DAILY REMINDER fromAWAYLANDER TRAVEL SERVICESbefore you complain that the odds are stacked against you, double-check:>am i in the right country?most of your frustration and confusion stems from the wacky blooper moment of your arrival in someone else's country. woops! what a mix-up! luckily most airlines fly both ways
>>526101950cry about it Fritz
>>526101950Imagine getting offended and big mad on 4chan.
>>526087177you can very much drink tap water in hungary. and i'm quite sure that they are also considered to be russian feiendly.
