>ICE is about to be swarmed with saboteur employees that will purposefully fuck things up>it is not even illegal, they can just fire you>still keep the 50k signup bonusYour response, /pol/?
>>526089190They only hire former law enforcement or military so good luck with this plan.
>>526089190Good luck in the country of "I'll sue you!" and "LOL labor laws".Trump's a business mogul, he knows how to deal with annoying employees.
>>526089190thats the fastest way to get sued tho
>>526089190They are doing it for free!
>>526089296KEK no they don't
>>526089190It's worth going just to get access to the Glynco dining hall.
>>526089296Lmao imagine being this much of a retard How does your brain tell your lungs to breathe lmao Ice obituaries are inevitable at this point My suggestion Get your wills in order and last rites They'll be hunting you till the end of days
>>526089320Sue me dip shit And when you come to serve me I'll wall bang you and then bury you in my yard
>>526089190There is already some woman or jew in the chain of command doing this, which is why sanctuary cities have not already been ethnically cleansed.
>>526089190If ICE was any good at their job, you wouldn't notice they were around. It's how they worked during past administrations when larger numbers of people were actually getting deported. Trump's stooges are just noisy performers to begin with. How can you ruin something that is being done in such an amateurish way? Accept the free money.
You have to go through a basic academy and do COLES testing. 99.9% of the faggots on that sub of even that site as a whole will never pass that.
>>52608937390% of the officers you see on the street are ex military and police or similar.
>>526089977Minnesota is however 85% white ...
>>526089296are you really this naive?
>>526090256Minnesota isn't a city and white isn't an ethnicity...
>>526090430Americans do not have an ethnicity anyways. Even during the white-only era it was a melting pot of several whites. I just assumed that you meant "racial state" because that is what Americans usually think when they say ethnostate
>>526089190No reddit leftist is going to pass the fitness test or background check. They are also worthless, lazy fuckups at life who will all fantasize about doing it, and say other people need to do it, but every single one of them will have some personal excuse for why they can't do it and can only engage in pointless mental masturbation about it online.
>>526089190cant wait to see them complain when they're on their way to jail>b-b-but it wasnt illegal!yes it is faggot
>>526089717If you're at the point of "wallbanging" feds why join and play fuck fuck games? Just start shooting, Jesus Christ you are some of the lames, baby shit soft protestors the world has ever seen, like the post is talking about emptying staplers around the office and here comes dumb fuckface you to crow about getting WACO'd fucking unreal
>>526090652>No reddit leftist is going to pass the fitness test*ahem*
>>526089296That’s not true. I was in the application process under Biden with an unrelated uni degree.>>526090652The ICE PFT is easy. The DEA has the hardest.
That's what Jonathon was, basically
>>526089669dont kid youself faggot, as soon as the pied piper cant blow his flute any longer you pantifa faggots wont have any direction at all whatsoever and will disappear like AQ when globohomo needed ISIS to take over
>>526089190>until you get firedthere are gonna be a lot of pikachu faces in line to the executions
>>526089190Check their background first? Just because you delete your social media does not mean the government suddenly loses their backup scrapes.
>>526090652The fitness test was made piss easy to let obese boomers and druggie degens apply.
>>526089190lol if you think this will happen
>>526090652>I'll teach breath workas if these faggots can put forth enough effort to make any progress with it or even know how to do it properly so that it actually results in real meditative happenings
>>526090926True a lot of libs have social media, but surely they can find someone who doesn't?
>>526089190>What is your gender?>"I decline to answer that question">Thank you, we'll let you know if you got the job
>>526089190>keep the bonus after you get firedlol you get it after you do the job for awhile and prove you're not a worthless shithead.
>>526089190Polygraph happens>have you been part of a demonstration against the governmentAI polygraph noticed you lied>disqualifiedSimple as
>>526089190>leftists lining up to be ZOGbots for the jew Lmao some things never change!
>>526091115> lol you get it after you do the job for awhile and prove you're not a worthless shithead.Kek I always knew there was a river of jew fine print to all the wild promises of bonuses. Definitely heavily taxed, too! ROFL
>>526090652this. they're all talk and no do.
>>526089190>it is not even illegalintentional sabotage of gov't operations is in fact illegal.
Federal Employees have already been rigorously conditioned to neutralize insider threats. Redditors don't know how ineffective they truly are.
>>526089190>Join ICE>Do the job well and don't get fired>Get paid to shoot redditors in the face with rubber bullets and deport shitskins
>>526090797>Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less>Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less>Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less>Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or lessIt's easy for a healthy fit person. Redditors are not healthy, fit people.
Good luck glow.niggers lol
>>526091487why do you post like you're straight from reddit?
>>526093196You would get banned for comment like that on Reddit
>>526093084You won't do shit. You're all last minute nogunsfags
>joining a federal law enforcement agency>with the intent of consciously disrupting operationslol holy shit. i thought they were peak unhinged when they started charging armed officers, but this is something else.
>>526089190They go through your social media and online footprint extensively. Including your family members. Getting into federal LE is much harder than you think.
>>526089373Yes they do you literal shit eating retard
>>526089296Hilarious take because the military is ran by some of the most inexperienced people possible who have never workes a basic retail job and went straight from a basket weqving degree into leadership because of a retarded class system that doesn't make sense anymore.
>>526090652>$3.89 OFwhat a fucking retarded degenerate
you only get that bonus after 5 years
>>526090788You sound scared
>>526090186>>526093711I genuinely thought they just took whoever came in off the street because they always look mildly confused in the clips, get their guns grabbed by niggers, awkwardly stand around while handcuffed dudes ran away etc
>>526089190Good luck passing the background check for federal employees. Also I'm sure the fascist government would love all your information you are willing to give them.
>>52608919050k signup bonus isn't something you get on being hired, it's something you get at the end of your first year or sometimes spaced out throughout the year. These dumb fags won't last more than a couple weeks, if they even get hired after a social media check.
>>526089190>commit crime so you can post about it on reddit and youtube for likesthis is the mental level of the modern leftoid
>>526090080It's how they worked before 10% of your population was illegals being protected by militant commie faggots.
>>526089190they all say this but won't do shit irl
>>526093939This is because they have very constrained rules of engagement. People acting like they're the next gazpacho when they're figuratively handcuffed by regulation and red tape.