They're all in shoeboxes. What the fuck did we hit them with???https://x.com/ConflictsW/status/2011828679857299548
They weren't his bodyguards. They were holding him hostage.
>>526092507Martian X-ray guns.
Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with that puppy.
>>526092507Ash nigga.
>that one muppet that almost falls down the stairswould have been perfect
>>526092507They were tiny,no wonder we gottem'
>>526092507No wonder they snatched him like it was nothing they were all fucking midgets!
No evidence, they where bodyguards. They where all asleep in a barrack building that got blown up.
>>526092507>What the fuck did we hit them with???Havana Syndrome.
>>526092507They turned them into shoes
>>526092507Damn, hungry Venezuelans must have eaten them and that's all what was left
>>526092507so much for that "the US is nothing but 70 year old rusty aircraft carriers!" bit, eh chang?
>>526092507What did the US do to those elite Cubans? There is now way
>>526092507>what the fuck did we hit them with???freedom, from this mortal coil.
>>526092507>>526092507
>>526093328A device was used that caused many of them nose bleeds. While distracted and in pain they were likely taken out.
>>526093328>George GallowayMan. Now that's a blast from the past. Is he still in office?
>>526092579I just heard this for the first time a few days ago. Makes total fucking sense. mind blown. Maduro genuinley seemed happy in all the pictures taken with him after landing in the USA. Trump referring to the operation as an "extraction" a term reserved for when you are getting your guy out not capturing an enemy leader. Supposedly the helicopters were not being shot at on the way in but they were being shot at on the way out. not sure if that was just because of the microwave tech wearing off or if they were actually trying to prevent maduro escaping.listening to a Venezuelan zoomer talker about the Chavez/Maduro regime relationship with Cuba, he said how when the Soviet Union collapsed all the gibs stopped to cuba, and they needed a new cash cow and Venezuela made the most sense with its huge oil reserve. I have not dug too deep into this, but sounds like Venezuela was a key component of Cubas national strategy in general so they had every interest to keep maduro under armed guard at all times to make sure he did what they wanted.
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>>526093328lmao
>>526095452Kek
>>526093820Not since 2024.
>>526093070Can be beaten with magnets.
>>526092507>C U B E D>U>B>E>D
>>526092507rest in piss commies
>>526092507The US bribed there way to Maduro and his wife. Only explanation. I won't listen to talk about 'sci-fi like weapons' after living through 2 wars already. Fuck you.
>>526093328Commie George has never head of air support.Retard cannot understand anything about reality, like all commies.
>>526093328alieuims
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>>526092507>micro drone swarmthere would only be chunks left if it was a saturated attack
>>526092507Just proof that I was right, delta force is a bunch of loser larper faggots who'd be beat up by any regular dude on the street They bombed the palace from above, murdering his security guards, then delta troons swooped in im the rubble and bombed out cleared path and kidnapped the president. Really helps when they knew he ordered his own military to stand down. US military are pussies.
We still have a ton of embedded glowies over there so they probably cremated them to not deal with war crimes for microwaving them.
>>526092507Ghaddafi had a bunch of female bodyguards and Maduro had his famous midget guard.
>>526094167He alo did the freemason distress hand signal to the judge.
>>526092507We're they all cremated? The width of those boxes would allow for the few bones that don't burn up to be placed in there as well. Easy way to inflate your casualty count for BRICS sympathy and white tanks tears.>>526094167That's pretty fucking interesting to think about.
They got diced up by something
>>526093655>he believed that obvious fake info
>>526093328why are communists so stupid?
>>526096986>US military are pussies.letting your guys die and suffering needless casualities is good now? do you have some sort of weird macho inferiority complex?
WATCH YOUR STEP STINKY
>>526093160and lampshades
>>526092507jewish space lasers
>>526097674Is it fake, though? Incapitating directed microwave weapons exists, both China and the US have them.
Hah. Haha! aha-AHAAHAHhh!!!
>>526092507Died like retards for nothing
>>526096654"im not gonna listen to any talk about atomic weapons after fighting in germany. war never advances anything."ok retard
>>526092507Theres nothing in those boxes
>>526099251Yup 100%>>526092507Height of summer in south america; bodies are cremated quickly
>>526093328>what are attack helicopters
They where hit by minimizing gun
>>526099251>>526099518
>>526093328>delta chads still making commies seetheKek they were completely mind broken by that raid.
They put them in the crystal, LOL
>>526099769yaaass live me alpha chad yummy hung manly delta zogdaddies!commies are the real faggots btw
>>526100080>ATTENTION!>ATTENTION!!DOING NOTHING.IS NO LONGER.THE META.
>>526093328does he think it was 1 v 1 fist fights kek
>>526096654>the US only got through by bribing them!>it has nothing to do with vastly superior tech and intelligence that outclasses anything the thirdies have, even discounting the sci-fi like weapons talk!lmao
>>526092507Why did he hire midgets? kekThose are very small coffins, hahahahhahaha
>>526092507they're cremated you dumb burgoid
>>526100812peak commie genetics
>>526099475Tell me one advancement that came out of any wars the US has fought since 2001. Don't worry, I'll wait, faggot.
Maduro had Oompaloompas guarding him hahahahahahaha
>>526101103If these were Americans you'd be laughing.
>>526101103
Oompa loompa do ba dee dooIve got a perfect puzzle for youOompa loompa do ba dee deeIf you are wise you'll listen to meWhat do you get when you guzzle down dicks? Eating as much cum as an elephant jizz? What are you at getting terribly fagged, what do you think will come. of. that?>aidsI dont like the look of it Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahah
>>526101103pretty big urns memeflaggot
>>526101103I am fucking LOVING this!HAHAHHHh!!!!
>>526093328>man who doesn't know how to use a rifle talking about Delta Forcelmao
>>526097674>fake infoI wouldn't be so sure about that dummy
>R->RE-ASSEMBLE THE CUBANS!>NAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>526096178I've held an industrial-strength magnet up to my head and still gotten hit.
