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People in Greenland have
>Free healthcare
>Free college (IDK I'm too lazy to google whether or not that's true but I'm sure they do. If not, they certainly don't have to go into a lifelong debt for it)
>State-mandated paid sick leave/child care leave
>The right to live and work in Denmark
>An EU passport which grants them the right to live and work anywhere in the Schengen Area
>Employee rights i.e. can't be fired because their boss doesn't like the color of their tie (perfectly legally in 49 out of 50 states btw, google at-will employment)
Seems like a raw deal to me considering the US has none of these things. There aren't that many people in Greenland. Why not just offer them 300k per citizen or something?
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If you are a Danish passport holder you have the right to live and work in all countries in blue and red here. No visa, no immigration, no nothing.
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>>526093094
It is an island inhabited by low IQ mutts. 50k per citizen is all it will take
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>>526093094
>Why not just offer them 300k per citizen?
Offer them 300k for doing what?
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>>526093094
>free

Paid for by us simpletons
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>>526093094
Why not just take it for free because nobody can do shit about it?
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>>526093094
They not only have free college and university; they get paid for it.
And you're completely delusional if you think they can be bought by a bribe.
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>>526093094
I wonder what Greenland will look like?
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>>526093094
>(IDK I'm too lazy to google whether or not that's true but I'm sure they do. If not, they certainly don't have to go into a lifelong debt for it)
>I have no comprehension of reality, but I've been programmed to prefer X over Y so they must be X to keep my narrative congruent with my programming
Kys faggot.
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>>526093094
The US never tried to kill the injuns off*.

* in Greenland.
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>>526094260
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Truth is EU is just comfier than USA. I am aware that Greenland doesn't even need to be in EU, but its overlord is so who cares. Denmark is the best country in EU if you ignore its boring landscape and shitty climate.
USA is only superior if you're already filthy rich. Europe has basically no social mobility, but that's not bad unless you're ambitious.
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>>526095302
>Denmark is the best country in EU
which places in Europe have you been to that you say this?
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>>526095660
Slovenia, Austria, Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary. Doesn't matter the statistics always place Denmark on top spots and it's the least clownish Scandinavian country.
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>>526094175
Just to clarify, I don't think the US should (or will) take Greenland by force but I don't think trying to iron out an offer is the worst idea in the world. It seems clear to me as an outside observer that independence has broad support in Greenland. If I were Greenlandic, I don't think a fat (direct) payment from Uncle Sam plus independence plus getting to keep my EU passport would be the worst idea ever if all that happened was entering into a Compact of Free Association with the United States which countries like Palau have.
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>>526095901
i liked slovenia much more than denmark. i've been to both
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>>526095901
and how do you live in croatia and never been to italy?
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One of benefefits for greenlanders which comes to mind is, that they might get cheaper food.

In EU, food quality requirements are quite strict. In USA, a lot of things (some food coloring, flavor enhancers, preservatives) are allowed, which are banned in EU. In result, food in USA being cheaper.
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>>526095944
Slovenia is nice. Great for ex-Yu standards.
>>526095981
I don't travel. All my travels other than quick border hops to Republic of Srpska for ćevapi and shopping were high school trips.
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>Free healthcare
Alaska might be the closest thing to them. We aren't connected and it's nice weather, not hot. We have free healthcare and because we also have Inuits they would get all kinds of shit. First thing to go would be the Honey Buckets.

>free healthcare in remote place in Alaska.
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>>526096166
>I don't travel
so you've never even been to denmark yet somehow you now it's the best country in the EU? lol
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>>526095981
doesn't matter, Italy is definitely not the best place to live in Europe and a shit hole so having visited us in this context would be completely irrelevant.
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>>526096003
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to not use food coloring?
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>>526096318
Well, like hundreds of thousands of anons here I strongly dislike leaving my room. Like I've said, go look at some stats and you'll see Denmark is a seriously good and balanced country. Sure it's not luxurious like some tax haven, but life for average Jensen is probably the best in Europe.
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>>526096407
veneto is great
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>>526096407
Lmao keep seething brownoid
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>>526095939
Greenland could become independent whenever it wants.
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>>526096496
the only good region is Sud Tyrol, and we all know why that is.
Even Veneto is drenched in the Italian mindset, obviously it's not as much as a shithole as southern Italy, which is north Africa tier, but it's still distinctly Italian.
>>526096574
smettila di copare, lo sai anche tu che siamo un buco di culo fumante
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>>526096774
name me one concrete way alto adige is better than trentino
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>>526096774
>smettila di copare, lo sai anche tu che siamo un buco di culo fumante

magari calabria, pero questo non e' il caso per il veneto
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>>526093094
>>Free
my fucking ass
the Danes are working their asses of to pay for these useless Eskimos
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>>526097001
>>name me one concrete way alto adige is better than trentino
for one they don't behave like niggers when driving and stop at crosswalks
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I don't care what they want, it's not up to them. It makes me glad that they'll lose all the things their spoiled asses enjoy for free indirectly on our dime. Turn it into a slave colony and work those arctic niggers to death fuck them.
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You can get free college education in Denmark if you are a citizen of any EU country and after you are done with your degree you can not only learn danish for free to help you get a job there, they will even pay you to do it.
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>>526097277
again, terrone, i'm comparing alto adige with other parts of the triveneto, not with your undeveloped mob-controlled shithole
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>>526093094
I'm very thankful that people like you exist. I know that most of you 'Muricans are bros. But it's important that your voices are heard. Keep making noise (and sense), so we can keep the current world order, cause the Trumptards don't know what they're doing. They're harming an age old brotherhood. Not just between Denmark and the US, but Denmark and Europe as a whole. Denmark is literally your best ally (not Israel). We are literally your oldest, most loyal ally. This whole thing is completely fucked, and I know I'm speaking for at least 99% of the people in the kingdom of Denmark, and probably 85-90% of Americans. The world will look at this and ask themselves; if Denmark can't trust America, then who can?
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>>526096270
>Alaska might be the closest thing to them.
no it's not
really look up a Greenland vid,
that shithole is so utterly useless and unlivable, Alaska is a literal paradise compared to it

also
>muh rare earths
ALL OF THE SHIT is under a MILE HIGH fucking ice-sheet
you literally need to fucking bore tunnels under the damn ice to somehow get to it
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>>526097516
You know Greenland is going to go independent anyways. so you're pouring billions into them for nothing
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>>526097463
no, they drive like Italians even in Veneto/Trentino/Friuli, ask any germ Sud Tyrolean
Of course a Neapolitan will drive like an Indian, which is several levels below the rest of us.
And my region has no mafia and is wealthy, we're terroni though, that's true.
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>>526097516
Very true
*hugging wojak*
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>>526093369
thats normal in the eu
i could pack my stuff and move to denmark if i want, just like that
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>>526097738
which regione?
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>>526097995
T*scany
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>>526093094
Interesting argument but have you considered we will kill them otherwise. Sounds like a good deal now
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>>526097738
>they drive like Italians even in Veneto/Trentino/Friuli
so you admit at least in venezia giulia they don't drive poorly right? since you left them out
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>>526097284
BASED
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>>526098051
oh so you're a fucking chink?
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>>526097709
They aren't. They'll never become independent. The most independent they'll ever become is becoming part of the EU. They're 56k people on a giant fucking rock. As they see it right now, it's whether they should become American or remain Danish, with all the OP listed, entails. They have absolutely no interest in becoming American. We might not have treated them the best back in the days, but today, we're treating them as equal citizens of the Kingdom. Much better than you even treat your own White citizens. They have no reason to break away. They know they if they secede tomorrow, or in 10-20 years, some hungry superpower will lurk right around the xornor. Naleraq (the independence party) had a good election the last time, but next time, they'll be back down under 10%. Their leaders are retarded.

The Kingdom is in unity. Please do no mess with us, friends.
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>>526097522
>that shithole is so utterly useless and unlivable
You're soft. I don't call many people soft by the way.
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>>526098167
We’re gonna fucking rape and kill you
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>>526095302
That's because daddy USA protects Europe. If not for the US, Europe would be split between China & Russia. You'd all be working in the oil fields/mines under tsar putin and emperor Xi.
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>>526097792
Hugs back, man. Luv ya. We need to defeat the insanity with truth and reason.
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>>526093094
we just need to own your country
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>>526098167
>we're treating them as equal citizens of the Kingdom
We are citizens, you are subjects.
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>>526098167
>The Kingdom is in unity
what about iceland?
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>Denmark when Trump eventually offers them 3 trillion USD in gold and they sellout the inuits and that dead Fish island
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>>526098300
Not very friendly.
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>>526097983
Yeah, I know. That's literally what I said you fucking GERM.
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>>526098084
I was lazy and only wrote Friuli
>>526098116
no
I don't think it's controversial to say that Italy is nowhere near the best places to live in Europe.
Obviously shithole is hyperbolic as a term but that's the nature of the board, there are worse places than here around the world, but in the EU at this point we're not that far from the bottom.
Being a law abiding tax payer is a perpetual humiliation ritual here.
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>>526093094
300k?
As you grow older you need more medical interventions...like 3, 4 if you count teeth
Isn't that like 200k In the US?
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>>526098360
Iceland isn't a part of the Kingdom of Denmark. They broke loose in 1944. They're also 7 times as many people on a slightly smaller rock, plus they're white, so there's that. Also, Greenland has always had a bigger place in the hearts of Danes than Iceland ever had. It's hard to explain. Come on over, talk with people, enjoy Danish culture. Meet some people from Greenland (plenty of them here, too), and you'll understand. We're two different people, but we share hundreds of years of common culture, and that's just how it is.
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>>526093094
>tax payer funded Healthcare
>tax payer funded college
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>>526093094
It's 50k people and 90% of them are eskimos. They also run and manage their own government programs, so getting money from the US wouldn't change anything unless they're receiving less then what Denmark gave them (they're not). All Denmark does is control their fiscal policy, international politics, and courts, everything else is under their government's discretion.
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>>526093961
So they can pay for their own Healthcare and college. Or if you are healthy and smart and choose neither, you can start a business.
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>>526096003
american cancer food kek
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>>526098319
You made us a softball with all your promises, that are now being shat on. If you hadn't been flattering us for the better part of a century, we would have armed up ourselves. It's almost as if you prepared for this moment.
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>>526093094
dont care, didnt ask. europe owes us greenland.
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>>526093094
>raw deal
Agreed we're getting screwed when we can just take it for free.
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>>526098713
>tax payer funded jewish forever wars
>tax payer funded corporate welfare
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>>526098542
>no
i was joking since y'all have prato in toscana

perhaps it's because i go to italy with us money that i don't see what you're saying. but veneto has good education, good infrastructure, safety, good cuisine, diverse landscapes (laguna, beaches, flat agricultural plains, colline with beautiful vineyards, prealpi, laghi, alpi) all in close proximity, good architecture, new developments (new stadio and train to airport), good economy and industrial base with many opportunities, strong church for modern western europe, family values, good weather, etc,
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>>526096407
Continua a rosicare invece di farti una vita, sfigato. Perlomeno su si sta decentemente
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>>526098739
You can't put it like that. 80% of them are Dano-mutts. The whole infrastructure there is Danish. Danish police, Danish currency, Danish infrastructure when it comes to electricity, internet and you name it. They all speak Danish besides Greenland is. It's literally just like a Danish province, and then 15-20% of them are rebellious and want to break free and become muh independents, lmao. Research Denmark/Greenland relations for literally just two hours, and you'll see what I mean. We are deeply intertwined.
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>>526096774
Italians really don’t know where they’re living and they are their first haters. Why does this happen?
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>>526098704
i've been to denmark. i don't dislike denmark. they're living happy in their european delusions. I'm talking about real nigga shit though. And we need Greenland to pursue real nigga activities (rare earth minerals, oil, etc)
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>>526099119
almeno posto con la mia bandierina e mi prendo gli insulti direttamente.
comunque si fa per merda postare, però non mento quando dico che sia un perpetuo rituale dell'umiliazione l'essere un onesto lavoratore tasse pagante in Italia.
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>>526099138
So if they're so assimilated they can go to Denmark if they don't want to stay under the exact same administration? 50k people isn't even a city and they literally run everything autonomously so you can give them money and they'll manage the same programs themselves. I did look into it and the only thing Denmark does directly for them are those three things. The US military was there even before this controversy, so they can't just act like the bases are a new installment, nor does the US have any interest in managing the public almost all of the interest is geopolitical. Also Denmark was asked to mine resources there and they just claimed that they had no interest in oil because of some green initiative. So you can't even build fuel reserves there, it's just retarded.
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>>526098956
This is now a Veneto appreciation thread
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>>526099502
>però non mento quando dico che sia un perpetuo rituale dell'umiliazione l'essere un onesto lavoratore tasse pagante in Italia

quello che hai scritto e' vero ma la situazione in italia non e' troppo male. almeno con rispetto ad altri paesi
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>>526099709
that guy's a faggot actively working to destroy veneto though
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>>526099311
You can do that already. Not an argument. Just get your mutt shit together and strike some good deals with the Greenlandish gov't, and I'm sure they'll give you a 70/30 deal or whatever.
>hurt durt we want it all
Well, then it's gonna cost you a LOT in terms of NATO. We'll send back your 100k soldiers you have in Europe, and either seize, or send back the missiles you have pointed towards Russia, from European. In time, to regain that lost strength will cost you al lot more than striking a peaceful deal with Greenland. It's literally not worth it for you. Greenland has been your playground for 75 years already. We all agree on that. Let's do it all together and be happy and prosperous instead of this Jewish bullshit. We're brothers.
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>>526096426
>Wouldn’t it be cheaper to not use food coloring?
Food manufacturers use those, as it makes easier to sell stuff.
Here as example, in cheese we sometime have carotene based food coloring. And it gives that specific yellowish taint to it. But as it is extracted from plants, then it is more expensive than synthetic ones. Which increases cost of final product. Still, because of looks, it makes it easier to sell than one whithout
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>>526099673
>let's suck the earth dry
How old are you?
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>>526097983
move to greenland for those $300k
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>>526099673
The US doesnt just want some bases and mining rights you dumb fuck if it was that simple there wouldn't be a diplomatic issue over it right now. We're acting like complete niggers and trying to bash it with a stick when we could have literally just asked nicely and gotten everything we want without actually having to annex it or pay anyone. Its retarded nigger tier thinking from MIGA because it makes the USA bigger on the map, that's literally all this shit is. And it has the double effect of completely destroying NATO/EU relations, us losing all of our European military bases, and demolishing trade which both of us rely on for a lot of critical hardware.

Now who would benefit from that? It sure as fuck isn't the US, or the EU, or Greenland.
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>>526100050
My man Europe still buys oil from Russia and not even Norway joins the EU because of these regulations. If Europe completely weaned off Russian oil/gas or Norwegian that's a different story, but it seems like Denmark was just looking for an excuse to get out of it because buying oil was cheaper at the time.
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>>526098321
>We need to defeat the insanity with truth and reason.
You will not find any truth and reason here any more, our political structures don't work anymore. And this is true under both Democratic and Republican administrations going forward. It's just going to be a pendulum swinging further and further each cycle as Americans culturally are increasing inhomogeneous.
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>>526100179
My personal theory is still that Trump is actually KGB and trying to implode NATO.

Note that he brought up this Greenland shit weeks after congress passed some bill in 2019 that wouldnt allow him to pull out of NATO without congressional support.
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>>526093094
DELET
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>>526100179
They don't use the island for ANYTHING there's hardly any people on it and the bases are already there.The only reason I can think of doing this is some complex political money laundering to jack up the price of Greenland with fake controversy. It's basically a tundra with some eskimos on it and not even many of them.
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>>526093094
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>>526098822
>american cancer food kek

No, not all of those are cancerogenic. They are just more lax on food safety.

If in most of EU, if person becomes sick, then there is more government expenses. If in USA, then it is more insurers expenses.
For EU government buerocrats, it is easier to get some kickbacks from government spending, if population is more healthy. So when some syntetic colorant is proposed to use in food industry, in EU, government requires prove that it is safe. It slows down innovation and adaption of some new tech and materials. But as upside, general population have better health stats.
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>>526100323
It's obvious to anyone with two braincells to rub together that Trump is the best thing that could ever happen for Russia.

>>526100456
This all makes perfect sense if your goal is to destroy any sense of western unity and collapse the strongest military alliance in history. The EU would put up with a lot of shit to keep us and NATO together, but this shit is just massively retarded and 30 steps too far. It makes zero sense from any practical analysis, nobody on this side of the hemisphere benefits from a forceful invasion of Greenland against current allies.
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>>526098416
theyll blow all that money on migrants and shit
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>>526098822
is there actually any evidence the u.s has higher cancer rates than europe?
>inb4 n-no I didnt mean actual cancer causing foods
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>>526093094
300k? Excellent idea, it might just barely cover 50% of the American healthcare bill you get in the hospital.
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>>526093094
>Free
I guess it technically is for the gibsmedats Eskimoniggers.
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they're also poorer than the US, grocery costs are higher and don't have a national infrastructure like interstate highways. They have to import everything. Would be like picking up another three Puerto Ricos worth of poverty.
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>>526100609
Invasion? They're literally just jacking up the price for the world's smallest welfare state, they refused to do anything and the US already managed their logistics/security. It makes absolutely no sense to not sell it they already manage themselves almost entirely and the US is offering them a bigger budget. It's ridiculous from any angle.
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>>526100279
Maybe I'm being naive, but I still have hope. 11 senators will visit Denmark this week and have talks with our administration. I know it's not the end all be all, but it's a bit of the way. Trump is a big baby boy, and he needs to be cuddled in the right ways. He needs to feel like his winning, and he needs to be able to show that he's "winning". His ego overshadows everything these days, so honestly, we just gotta please it as much as we can, without giving him what he wants. It's a tough battle, but a battle that can be won. Fortunately, he's only in office for another three years, so there's hope. I'm even thinking that if, if, he manages to steal Greenland, the coming administration will make things good again. Just know, that from citizen to citizen(s), I still love America and Americans. You've done so many great things for us and not least the world, and I'm sure this isn't the end of it.
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>>526101112
WE LOVE YOU AND WE WILL LOVE GREENLAND SO GOOD FOR YOU
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>>526101351
He's implying that they'll just badger until they can inflate the price of Greenland, then hope the next admin gives it back so they can do it again like it's a shitcoin. It's like Britain charging the GDP of a 10 million pop scandi country for some random island in Micronesia, they don't care it's a welfare state filled with 50k Inuits that needs to import everything.
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>>526093094

Do they have any colleges in greenland?

Why doesnt the us just put some military bases there if the threat is russia/china encroaching on a thawing arctic?

Also the fact trump is pushing this is an indication he believes in climate change. The arctic is worthless if it remwins frozen
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>>526101064
Retard, Denmark and Greenland just met with us and hit a diplomatic wall. The PM of Greenland is literally sobbing on camera, what the fuck do you think is going to happen? We are absolutely going to invade it because we refused to negotiate. "Jacking up the price" is complete fucking nonsense, nobody wants to sell it. We could get all the actual benefits of owning the land without owning it FOR FREE if we really wanted to but WE ARENT DOING THAT.
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>>526101112
>Just know, that from citizen to citizen(s)
You aren't a citizen, you are a subject. We had a no kang protest here and you have a literal kang.
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>>526093094
Can I move to greenland for this 300k?
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>>526101601
Give me a singular reason why they don't want to sell it? It's a net loss to them and the people there aren't even Danes they're natives. Denmark didn't want to invest in the resources and now is putting on these theatrics to get more than it's worth out of it.
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>>526093094
>Greenland has historically had one of the highest suicide rates globally, peaking in the late 1980s around 120 per 100,000 people.
>Around 1986, the rate reached extreme levels, with some towns experiencing suicide as the leading cause of death.
Seems like a nice place
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>>526101112
>Trump is a big baby boy, and he needs to be cuddled in the right ways.

Today or tomorrow that chick from Venezuela, who won Nobel Peace prize, will be visiting him. Probably to give him Peace Prize. Will be interesting to see outcome of it.
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>>526096270

There is no greenery in greenland. Its all rock and shale. No trees, no bushes, just lichens and patches of schrubs that probably dont get bigger than a foot tall.

T. Spent some time in iqaluit
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>>526102009
Reminder that FIFA invented a peace prize to placate him.
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>>526101848
The land is worth far more than whatever we are willing to give them, and also have you even thought about what the fuck this would do to our budget? We cannot afford to spend trillions of dollars on land its absurd. We never had any intention of buying it and I don't know why you think we ever really did. Again, we have ZERO reason to actually own the land, none. There is no good reason we need to do this to accomplish our alleged goals with security or mining.
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>>526102090
As much I understood, it worked pretty well for them.
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I can't wait to FPV-drone americans when then war starts.
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>>526102085
we need to get planting
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>>526102117
If they thought the land was worth anything they should have invested in it? It's a spit in the face to have them literally refuse to invest in resources there then charge the value of those raw unprocessed resources. Otherwise there's 0 value to the land, it's utterly unproductive, reliant on imports, and there's hardly anyone there.
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>>526101946
Put in search engine "Vitamin D deficiency and depression" to find out more.
Winter time suicides are quite common in northern parts. Especially among males ~50 year old (they get less sun exposure in summertime).
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DEAR DENMARK AND GREENLAND...you will bend the knee or else

signed The People of the USA
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>>526102232

Summer is like 1.5 months long and gets up to 34 degrees f.
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>world still pretending climate change is just "weather doing weather things"
>suddenly Denmark "accidentally" lets slip that Greenland's ice is melting faster than their prime minister's poll numbers
>Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo gets back in office
>day 1: "Greenland. Beautiful island. Tremendous real estate opportunity. Nobody knows minerals like I do"
>Denmark: haha no :)
>Trump: we will buy it. Very good deal. They will thank us
>Denmark: we said no :)
>Trump posts pic of himself in MAGA parka on Truth Social with caption "On my way to inspect the new 51st state"
>it's a photoshop of him in front of a glacier wearing aviators
>gets 47 million likes in 3 hours
>mfw entire /pol/ board becomes Greenland schizos overnight
>half the anons now unironically LARPing as Danish special forces
>"you will never take Nuuk alive burger"
>other half already designing the new state flag (it's just the current US flag but the stars are replaced with little ice cubes)
>meanwhile Putin quietly moves three "research" submarines closer to Greenland
>"just studying fish ecology, nothing to see here"
>China starts building "weather monitoring station" with 5G and suspiciously large concrete foundations
>Greta Thunberg tries to protest but gets stuck in melting ice for 3 days, she's now technically a Greenland citizen by squatter's rights
>gets offered governorship
>declines because "capitalism"
>Trump counters with offer of McDonald's franchise on the ice sheet
>she considers it for 3.14 seconds
>Denmark panics, offers Greenland independence
>Greenlanders: lol no thanks we saw what happened to Iceland's banks
>they vote to become the 51st state but only if they can keep selling mineral rights to the highest bidder every 4 years
>Trump agrees instantly
>"smart people. Very good negotiators. I like them"
>new state motto officially becomes "If it melts, we sell it"
>mfw America finally gets a colony again but it's just a giant melting Slurpee with rare earths underneath
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>526102085
I took this pic. A glacies is about 100 yards away. In the end it's all rocks.
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>>526102277
You're so retarded you keep ignoring how absolutely fucked everything will be if we go through with this. They aren't selling it, period. That is never happening, we can have more bases we can get mining rights or whatever nigger shit you care about all of it without OWNING THE LAND, which is what we are trying to do. Like what the fuck are you smoking? Do you even understand what we're doing here? All of this garbage about how its undeveloped is a complete waste of time because thats not what any of this is about.
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>>526093094
you know theres only like 50 people in greenland right?
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>>526093094
>An EU passport
Not true. Greenland voted not to be a part of the EU.
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>>526102656
Do you? You can't even give me a reason why Denmark would want it at all. They were ok with a military base being there, but suddenly now it's an issue when it comes to a territory that's literally a net loss to them? There's European countries that begged the US to take their islands when they started decolonizing and this one is less productive than the average tropical island by far.
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>>526093094
>Why not just offer them 300k per citizen?
>sell homeland for 2-3 years work
I'll have whatever you're smoking
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>>526103140
Because your dumb nigger brain cant comprehend culture or history, as a Danish anon has already explained in this thread. Greenland is also strategically important to the EU, in case the US ever goes rogue like we're doing right now. Trump is literally giving an example of why Denmark should never sell Greenland.
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>>526103084
they have an eu passport doofus
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>>526103532
or at least they're treated as if they're an eu citizen
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>>526103411
Strategically in what way? They don't have any bases or resources there, they have a small colony of welfare dependent natives and that's it. Stop talking in histrionic vague terms and give me particular details.
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>>526095302
>Europe has basically no social mobility
It's the other way around. Ensuring people can get higher education, regardless of parents' wealth, creates social mobility.
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>>526103658
You have to legitimately have extra chromosomes to not understand why Greenland would be important to the EU when a superpower across the Atlantic starts getting jingoistic. The only reason they don't have major bases right now is because for decades the EU and the USA have tried to be cooperative, since you know that actually benefits ALL of us. That will rapidly change if this retarded posture we've taken on foreign relations doesn't let up.
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>>526103764
Education won't make you richer than your parents. Maybe you'll get an office job, but you'll probably work in fast food or construction. Everyone has higher education, but nobody is hiring. The social mobility existed in the 70s when our parents became factory workers unlike our farmer grandparents who had no income at all. It's just survival status quo mode now.
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>>526103914
Give me a single reason when they already allowed bases there.
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>>526104815
The current base the US has is way up north away from any people and is exclusively used for missile defense and manned by people who have never held a rifle or fired a shot at anything metal or flesh. You are a fucking retard.
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>>526104146
Same for the US except massive student debt before even starting to work. If you even went to University, that is.
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>>526104946
Then why have they made no motions to put anything on Greenland or even remove the base at all if it's such a threat. They don't even seem to care about the base, the treaty that allowed the US to put it there is still active.
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>>526106124
For 85 years USA has been in Greenland to protect USA from USA's enemies, and Denmark has always allowed USA to do whatever they want, need and like to do up there.
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>>526106124
You have removed 16 out of 17 bases in Greenland the past 50 years.

https://youtu.be/hW2mCRnyl5E?si=pzY9z7LQI1nw4RKE
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>>526107574
We've literally been their biggest fucking ally for the past 200+ years. Denmark is what Isreal pretends to be; their greatest ally. Not only are we ally, we're also the people they resemble the most, probably of all Europeans. Denmark is the mother of Northern Europe. The oldest kingdom. If you fuck with Denmark, you fuck with the crown of Europe, and while you might win a such war, It's still not in your interest.
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>>526103914
>The island with zero Danish military presence which already has American military presence an ocean away from them is important strategically because they can attack America from it somehow if they get uppity
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>>526108118
So just sell the land you're not using bud it's a hemisphere away from you
We've bought tons of land from France and Spain and Russia, what's one purchase between friends?
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>>526108252
>The island with 150 US military personnel
>on the last base (you've closed 16/17 in the last 50 years..
Yeah, Gweenlun' berry imporann
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>>526108438
no
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>>526108760
Come ooooon
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>>526108852
I'm on my 1488th cup of coffee today, and I'm not even an ice nigger. Give me a break, Bruder.
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>>526108118
>we're also the people they resemble the most
Yes, the TRUTHFUL of them - lately I've seen anons with USA flag LYING like inbred islamists, it's an immense shock.



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