I was over at my dads house today helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the work we went to one of the nearby country bars. It’s the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.President Trump was on the TV praising the ICE officers kidnapping & murdering citizens. The local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),“You know what? I'm sick of these fascists fuckS. The economy is in shambles, people are rioting for their basic human rights to be here in this country, and we’re turning into an imperialist regime. Can’t believe I’m saying this but the Democrats have my vote next election."I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of “Yes sir” and “Damn Straight” from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.
*claps impotently
this happened in hitlerville btw i saw it
>>526100176wow your dad too? there's like 50 people on this site alone who's dad said the same thing.
I went to that same bar and we were all having a big orgy together, all right wing Christian Trump voter republicans. We all had gay sex all night long. Jesus will forgive us. I am a preacher.
>>526100176>Shit that never happened>And even if it did..>>>>Boomer opinionsLOL I'm sure everyone clapped
>>526101283fake and gay, literally
>>526100176>...people are rioting for their basic human rights to be here in this country.foreign shitskins being in the united states is not a basic human right.
>>526101473I’m a Christian pastor, I wouldn’t lie. We had 25 guys in the back of that bar having a right wing orgy. I always feel guilty but thankfully Jesus forgives me I just have to ask every weekend after the MAGA orgy.
>>526100176Cool story, you should start a podcast with it.
>>526100176>we’re turning into an imperialist regimekek
>>526100176
>>526100176This totally happened
>>526100176>and everyone clappedThis must be bait because I cringed so fucking hard to this BS story and fuck up my lurking streak.
>>526100402Fucking kek
>>526101469Newfag
>>526102334Copy pasta that changes from issue to issue. Initially from some incompetent USAID shill trying to relate to rural people, but was so spectacular in baiting responses, it lives on.
>>526100176I love this pastaLaugh everytime.
>>526100176More fag fiction from the party of faggots, niggers and kikes.
>>526100176>The local gun store owner said to his auto mechanicLiberal fanfic lol this has got to be classist...
>>526100176This is unironically happening everywhere
USA USA USA ULTIMATE MIGA AND INFINITE JEETS FOR ALL!!!!
The OP is so bad I feel like it was posted ironically.
>>526100176Instead of making up stories on 4chan how about you get a hobby and/or a job?..........weenie zoom zoom
>>526100176Tru I'm the loner in the corner
>>526100176New twist on an old JIDF meme.
>REPUBLICANS FUCKED UP BADlol. We voted for this, and by we I mean a majority of Americans. White liberal woman cry and scream but don't like not being able to go outside because of leftwing violence.
>>526100176Damn I haven't seen that copypasta since 2018- t.leftist
>>526100176>“You know what? I'm sick of these fascists fuckS. The economy is in shambles, people are rioting for their basic human rights to be here in this country, and we’re turning into an imperialist regime. Can’t believe I’m saying this but the Democrats have my vote next election."I find it hard to believe a hillbilly would be not only this well spoken but also that locked in on whats going on currently
>>526100176>And then a Transgender American Eagle flew in with a Charlie Kirk Deserved It banner and everyone cheered
>>526100176>We can't let this guy get the nuclear codes!
>>526100176This must be a libtards wet fantasy... what happend next? Let me guess you got fucked in the ass by all those real man?
>>526100176>>526100402I was there.A few minutes afterwards the owner of the bar took down the Israeli flag from the wall in disgust and started complaining about 'MIGA'. What he doesn't realize is I secretly recorded the entire tirade and reported him to Patel for extremism.
I voted for ICE to mass deport people and grab them off the street - the numbers are still rookie level tho. I want 100 million deportations minimum.
>>526101469It’s copypasta you newfag
