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>6 years buying operation

Lmao. 2 more weeks. We'll send Lars over to have a chat with you and next week you'll forgotten everything about it when your next scandal/riot inevitably happens.
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cucked by a midget
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>>526100180
How’s this retard planning on paying for it
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>>526100180
Basically, Greenland can't be bought, good to know.
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Now compare the date of that article with the date of when this bill was introduced (not passed - introduced) and you will finally understand why he is going after you
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>>526100459
Trump knows his place
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>>526100553
Printing more money.
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>>526100553
in confetti.
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>>526100180
If they offer every Greenlander $2million, and an acre of land and McMansion in Maine or Washington, someone in Trumps cabinet is 100% shitposting with us right now. I bet it's either Vance or Don Jr.

Hey cabinet member anon, get Trump to say he's going to buy Greenlanders a "life of luxury" so we know you're here
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Operation Pickle Jar initiated.
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>>526101053
Haha cucked. My post beat your post
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>>526101052
pay them to do what? vote for a specific party in 2029?
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>>526101115
You can't offer anything better than they already have. But you wouldn't know because you don't know anything about Greenland and Denmark.
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Seeing Danes tout their own horn online (especially Reddit) of how united everyone is and ready to help... and Oh no the rules say you can't buy Greenland because those are the rules.

Sometimes you wonder what kind of historical bubble they are living in, not knowing how the real world operates. It's a bit interesting.

All this boastfulness and bark, but no bite. Same with the EU, empty words and promises.
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>>526100180
why is he still going on about this? literally what the fuck is his problem? I didn't vote for this.
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>>526101299
it's true, we don't think about you at all
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>>526100459
>>526100717
>>526101053
America has fallen to such a low that Lars Løkke can go and outclass them
It's pathetic
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When the USA bought us we got free healthcare in the most remote places, Great roads and infrastructure, my city is on hydro and my electric heated place is about $150 a month, goes to 60 in summer. Because we don't have old twisted pair phone lines we get great internet, ping times do suck. And we have rights because we aren't under rule by some leftist king. And we have Inuits here so they will get all kinds of shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_VKrD4QiSk
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>>526100553
Tarriffs.
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>>526102247
You can't win this using "class", autistic retard.
Denmark or even Greenland is not out of the woods just yet. Teflon Don and his insane mind will take it one way or the other, unfortunately.
We do not live in a world like that. This is not the middle ages.
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>>526101197
Your king already agreed to the deal. Enjoy being the richest country in Europe. I suggest you buy Sweden.
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>>526102457
>We do not live in a world like that
Yes you do you massive pantywaist. All of the supposedly sacred international law you cleave to was a set of privileges we gave the world as when we ruled hyperpower after the USSR went dormant.
We're not hyperpower anymore, everything you thought was a stable truth was entirely contingent on Russia and China being content to be second class powers and not use an obvious hand they were dealt to step up to regional hegemon status.
World of tooth and claw is back.
That being said, your king will accept the deal because it will make you the richest country in Europe and allow you to completely reorient yourself towards the world as it is, not the world as it was.
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>>526100180
Didn't Trump run on curtailing government spending? Was that another lie like his pledge to release the Epstien files.
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>>526102917
Buying Greenland is the best thing the government has spent money on this century.
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>>526102618
With taxes as high as here? You're kidding.

>>526102907
I realized my mistake after I posted, here let me help you, little muttboy.

You can't win this using "class", autistic retard. We do not live in a world like that. This is not the middle ages.

Denmark or even Greenland is not out of the woods just yet.

Teflon Don and his insane mind will take it one way or the other, unfortunately.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h70jAZhhi1Q
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>>526102992
If you are a jewish pedo billionaire who wants to build data centers there and access to their minerals this benefits you. Real Americans get to pay the bill.
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>>526105115
This is exactly what's happening.
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*calmly rides into the horizon after pickling another disaster for Denmark.
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For the Danes here, why ARE you so attached to Greenland? I'm not saying the US should control it or not, there's just a lot of weird patriotism over this fuckass island. If any country wanted to take garbage like Pureto Rico off us I'd jump at it in a heartbeat.
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>>526107171
10% of the population on Greenland is Danish.
33% of the Greenlanders live in Denmark.
The average Greenlander is 40% Danish genetic makeup.
The Danes history with Greenland goes back for over 800 years.
Greenland has been an integrated part of our Kingdom since before the U.S. even existed.

We have much more history with Greenland than the U.S. has with Alaska for example.
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>>526100180
he got $700 billion in tariff cash that's burning a hole in his pocket and SCOTUS is threatening to order him to refund it all.
He needs to spend that tariff money before the Supreme court orders him to refund it, but what happens if he succeeds? does SCOTUS tell POTUS to give Greenland back or find $700 billion from somewhere else?
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>>526107691
Just find proof this guy -
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Erikson
- got further south than Canada and claim America -



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