Let's hope I pass the IQ test todayhttps://www.noticer.news/adelaide-indians-hindus-sacred-site/https://www.noticer.news/victoria-student-details-hack-predator-fears/https://www.noticer.news/sydney-mandy-sacher-anti-semitic-pocket-dial/https://www.noticer.news/victoria-taxpayer-funded-queer-kids-club/https://www.noticer.news/pauline-hanson-oppose-hate-speech-bill/I didn't post archive links because it takes like 2 minutes to generate one. Call me an NSN shill, do what you want. I'm going to bed. Good night, faggots.
>>526101014It's too early Bruce
>>526101014How fucking expensive is pine in SA that these stairs cost SEVENTY FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS?Is literally everything in this country now just a rort/scam/corrupt as fuck?
>>526101371I just knocked off the night shift. This way, we don't have a faggot, nigger fed baking today and discourse can be completely organic.
>>526101551I start a night shift factory job after the long weekend, and thus begins the rest of my life
>>526101752Just save until you're comfortable and jump on an apprenticeship whilst living off savings.
>>526101551Based as fuck honestly, usual cunts with scripts will no doubt seethe endlessly.>75klollmfaoPretty sure it'd cost the government more to build my kids cubby house than an actual house.
just chased a car around the block for five minutes and smashed in one of their windows
>>526101551fed salt
>>526102812You're a nigger.
>>526103839they tried to hit me
It is said that once two sheiks were crossing the desert on two camels.
>>526101014>EU offering easier access for Australian workers in trade playhttps://www.news.com.au/finance/economy/australian-economy/labor-could-sell-out-farmers-for-eu-trade-deal-opposition-claims/news-story/d773830e1e2d439117ef4179e70f605bHonestly what's the point of paying taxes to maintain a country and a border when every working and middle class Australian now has to compete against billions of Indians and millions of Europeans for work and housing in the country they were born in?
>>526101014Morning cuntshttps://youtu.be/Blly9IVl0w8
my bloods still pumping
>>526105196>The scheme would make it easier for Australians to move to EU countries for work without needing a job secured in advance.>The same options would be open to EU citizens looking to move to Australia.>"EU citizens">"without needing a job secured in advance"Are they completely fucking insane? That'll be a non-stop torrent of third worlders straight out of the EU. I'm genuinely impressed, they've actually managed to find a way to make our immigrantation situation even worse.
>instantly become beloved australian hero>become millionaire>meet movie directorsHow do i become this based?
whats 4 brekky brosthink ill grab a burger and milkshake to calm me down
SPP desperate for attention this morning.
cigarette+milkshake is peak
>>526106799needs a bigger bulge
>>526106294>I'm genuinely impressed, they've actually managed to find a way to make our immigrantation situation even worse.Mass migration and reducing the birth rate of whites was always the plan to destroy the mostly united white working and middle class of western countries.They unironcally want muslims, africans, etc because they create more division and distraction from what's really going on.This new plan with the EU is all about that, hardly any actual Europeans and Australians will use it, the majority will be Indians, Africans and Muslims migrating from the EU to Australia.
>>526101422>turning our oceans into the Gangeswe need more Indians!>>526103839dont talk to the skatepark pedo.
>>526101014Based.
>>526108587>turning our oceans into the GangesHow long before they start throwing these fucking things into our waterways?
>>526108553And thats a good thing! We might be lucky and get some premium syrian refugees!
Buy an ad OP.Dogshit bake but may as well shit it up till something better comes along.
Druggies, jeets, poos and jews, what will again be on the news. People are scared, people dont feel safe. Life in the Australian police state. All we do is shitpost on /pol/ while this cuntry slowly loses its soul. This is no haiku, you may say, but then again, this is the Australian way.
>>526101014Good morning troons and gooners of aus/pol/WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS FOR BREAKY???
>>526101422>Is literally everything in this country now just a rort/scam/corrupt as fuck?Yes, and this is why you shouldnt pay your taxes
>>526110371Hes alright. Better than that edishy wishy fag.Maybe I'll make a real thread tomorrow
>>526110654Give me a guide on tax evasion.
>>526110539Hi Cameron.Going to Woolies again for another Cam day?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrW_aFXFDfIyou doing Coles now too?
>>526105218DEZI STATUS???
>>526101422>75,000This is ridiculous.
>>526101422Checked. Cmon mate of course it costs 75 thousand buckaroos. Material 5k Labour 5k Certificates 10k Are you fucking stupid mate!
>>526110789Goose is still on the loose, Vicpol gave up. >>526110817If thats what it takes to please the new Australians in Adelaide, so be it. Pajeets will be throwing dead bodies in there and shitting in there in no time. The stairs give an excellant platform for a pajeet taking a shit.
>>526101422someone go shit on it
So now that Albos draconian hate speech laws are dead in the water. How does Aus/pol/ feel? Even the greens didn't back it. TOP FUCKING KEK. Labor is seething but might open up the floodgates and import more voooters. What do you think?
>>526110675>>526110539>>526110371
>>526101014>f.t. Noticer newsyou mean the liars with no journalistic integrityi will never forget the NSN to "Nationalist" rebrand>what? who is NSN? we have no idea>This is just some random Nationalist called Tommy!disgusting
>>526111229White Rose operative detected
>>526101422Whenever a government project goes to procurement, all contractors jack up the price. Then the government department says they ran out of money and need more free money, which is always granted
>>526101935Then that gabion wall must've cost 200k
>>526111229Why yes, I am a zoomer and this is my first day, how did you know?
>>526110654>payment system tied to tax system Hmm
>>526111504Das right, just like the machete bins.
>>526105218Spanian then>goes to Myanmar and cries when he sees a couple and their baby going through trash for food, gives them all his cash. Later tears up when he visits a school and sings songs with poor orphan kidsSpanian now>Hi gois I just bought me a g wagon and I'm in Dubai in the tallest tower in the world with my new gold digging hoe and this is my new betting website, like and subscribe
>>526110789Not larping. I am forever impressed
>>526106476The best, based, course of action for him now is to buy a farm, raise cattle and live in obscurity
Okay real talk guys, which one of you did this?>Horror as Geelong resident captures ‘penis pest’ on CCTV>“I said, ‘You alright, mate?’ and he said, ‘Yeah, just waiting for a mate,’” Mr Verfurth told news.com.au.>“I said, ‘Reckon you could wait somewhere else?’”>Mr Verfurth estimates the man spent around 45 minutes behind his home, and at the time, he had no idea why he was there.>“I thought it was just someone scoping around, being shady, which happens everywhere around Geelong,” he explained.>Mr Verfurth had no idea what the man was actually up to until a few days later when he decided to take a look at the footage from his CCTV.>The footage had captured the mystery man using a hole in the back fence to allegedly masturbate, turning a gap in his fence into a disturbing makeshift glory hole.https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/horror-as-geelong-resident-captures-penis-pest-on-cctv/news-story/89dad605b495f04f3301022d24e0c05c
>>526111970Damn Daniel that article was only posted at 10:14am lolTerminally online with Australians at top of mind, rent free lol I love it
>>526112253>Checks the time the article was posted instead of shitting in the street.
>>526101422Cops or taxis?
>>526112253the obvious conclusion is that he is the glory hole cunt>which one of you did this?its always the cunt posting the article. its gloating wrapped in plausible deniabilityalso>Just waiting for a mateits him, he didnt magically stumble on the article 15 minutes after it was posted. wouldnt have even have hit the CDN for indexing in that time.so. its the author or the subject
>>526106476The downside is you have to meet Kevin Rudd
This isn’t Texas, Daniel
>>526113179You couldn't be more incorrect. It was the only article worth poooosting so I posted it. Nothing else too it. I also got another gem article.>Chinese buyers dominate foreign-owned property, new data reveals>A whopping 67 per cent of the more than 40,000 Australian residential properties registered as foreign owned are linked to buyers from China.>It comes as experts have revealed how international investors are changing their approach to minimise government surcharges.>The Australian Taxation Office’s Register of Foreign Ownership of Australian Assets residential list tracks homes bought from 2016 to 2024, most under the supervision of the Foreign Investment Review Board, that are still owned by international interests.https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/melbourne-vic/chinese-buyers-dominate-foreignowned-property-new-data-reveals/news-story/f7b8dfe675f4bfda446115d25c40d2c5
Talk me out buying a bit of land in the bush and living in a donga. I am fucking done with city life
>>526110752I didn't know I needed supermarket reviews until I saw Cameron
The nooticer aren't "BAD" journalism - they do in fact have some moderately gud stories a lot of the time (there is a lot of DM tier rageb8 as well tho). But...- they hide who they are very carefully: sure we all have a right to privacy but if you're selling stories on a "news" site you need to show some credentials.- they are clearly linked to nsn and at best are a mouthpiece, ate worst directly involved with them and their dodgy financial shenanigans - they get advertising gibs from google (as well as who the fuck knows) but give no indication of what data or tracking they run and what they do with that data - again this is ostensibly a "news" site.- they have repeatedly allowed/encouraged an nsnshill to post their links here (I'm not talking about random anons posting noticer links they've found) while actively trying to hide and deny the factSo sure - they post rw and other stories that a lot of places don't (again - with a LOT of rageb8) but they also engage in some fairly dodgy journalistic practices.FTR I am well aware that the gaybc has a leftwing bias but they are also one of the most credentialed and credible news sources - no other news source in Aus (that isn't just reposting AP/reuters shit) has ongoing external citation and fact checking on them.
its sad how australia doesnt have this
>Police a seeking a one armed offender...https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01-16/act-four-more-pipe-bombs-found-belconnen/106236362
>>526114088In and out your asshole while firmly seated on a toilet seat. We have that.
I'm voting Steph Hunter
>>526114238SPP loves a bit of back door action.
>>526114217lmfao dude has a reddit account and posts this kind of shit unironically
>>526114180mehhe sounds mostly armlessbut what is it with the 'pipe bombs'?dont they need a fuse? or is it some kind grenade mechanism?i smell a false flag. a female journalist wouldn't know what a fuse is. think about that for a minute>>526113505hmmm. ok, but i will be watching you fence boy>>526113883he has the true aus/pol/ spirit. every frame is an analogy to posters hereif you had to sum up aus/poll/ without using any material from here, Cam's your guy.
>>526111235you reckon you'll ever do anything except bleat on a mongolian throat singing forum? cry moar faggot
>>526115081Hands down he will not escape the long arm of the law.But yeah seeing how they've all been found intact means the trigger mechanism hasn't engaged. Maybe they had something other than a fuse (muh instant armchair expertise here extends to not blowing my hands off with black powder from shotgun shells and matchstick "bombs")?Might be a warning - seems odd to just leave them lying around on parks and running paths tho.
>>526101935>>526101422>treated pin and some coach bolts$75,000 dollars does seem a little inflated.is this the new '$300,000 machete bin' grift?how would one win the tender for such a project?do you have to be jewish? or would just knowing a jew be enough?