Hey 4chan, what's stopping you from using X-ray goggles to identify winning lottery scratch cards in the convenience store?
>>526102952>nooooo only WE are allowed to scam YOU, you cant scam us back!!1!
>>526102952>55 years in prisonDid he even technically break the law in any way?
>>526102952Fake article. Gay
>>526103110the image is a joke, but the concept can be real.
>>526102952how do goggles see through a roll of tickets behind the register
>>526102952WHY WOULD THIS RETARD NOT KEEP IT A SECRET AND FUCKING USE THEM IF THEY ACTUALLY WORKED???
>>526103540that's a secret
>>526102952HAHAHAHAHA
>>526102952Yeah I'm sure you could do that all you want but they don't give you the scratcher until you pay for it retard so it wouldn't matter
>>526103187>the concept can be real.sure if you want to end up like picrel
This nigger could have farmed fat stacks if he kept his mouth shut
>>526103540You can return unused tickets
Protip, we can actually do this with imaging, but you'd have to buy the tickets first.Don't think Rasheed would be happy if I brought the multi million dollar scanner into his gas station.
>>526106885Just go work as the guy selling the tickets.>b-but then you're banned from lotteryHave an accomplice buy the ticket for you.
>>526107825I have access to those tickets lol. What is imaging?
>>526102952I tried to think of a way to steal from the lottery when I worked in a store in HS. ou cannot.Then I worked in a drug store and stole 500 valium's and fully expected to get arrested but nothing ever happened.
>>526104825walk into 711 with those goggles from op ongood afternoon assdeep can i see your entire roll of scratch offs before paying for one?ok can i have this one in the middle of the roll?
>>526108162imaging, like scanning, different forms of x-rays, etc.In this case you would need an industrial CT scanner or the like, as it can literally scan through the entire ticket, but i'm not sure of how to get to the middle ground of scanning through a specific layer.you can adjust CT machines to have different power outputs when scanning. So there has to be a way to scan through just the one layer.
I have one here rn. What should i try?
>>526102952One time I tried to will myself to dream the powerball numbers. Then I dreamt the powerball would be 13. So I dropped $20 on a ticket where I took 13 as every powerball but easy picked the rest. It ended up actually being 13 but easy pick didn't match a single fucking other ball. I still doubled my money but I was kind of pissed.
>>526102952Why the fuck would you share this?
>>526103540I think a guy with a PhD in xray goggles can get a job at the gas station bro
>>526102952I can remote view the sites lottery tickets are produced i have made over 15 million in the last 10 years
>>526108120You have no idea how the lottery tickets work do you they're not attached to a roll for no reason fucktard
>>526108906So would that entail like, following them with your mind as they're delivered? I don't understand how you could use that to your advantage.
>>526108504imagine offering your country's entire gdp on a scratch card
>>526102952how did they find out that he had glasses capable of doing that? did this idiot announce on the internet that he had invented something like that instead of just scratching the tickets at home by himself and collecting the prizes without anyone knowing?
>>526108476buy a rollscan the rolltake the wins and return unusedthat easy but alas bitchmouth had to talk
>>526102952how the fuck is that illegal? is there a law that says no x-ray specs?
>>526109096How would he get them home without buying them? At that point you might as well just be buying them for real. Unless you want to deal with offloading them onto niggers to recoup your losses.
>>526107604Not at my store lmao
>>526109135This is absolutely the easiest way to be found
>>526107376considering the time period and the fact that he dosed himself with decades worth of radiation, making it all the way to 67 is impressive
>>526108504Shine a lazor through the card see if it works I bet no one thought to try that before
I won 25 quid on these over christmas, got them in a christmas card. Look at that, two consecutive cards, still attached, one after the other on the roll. Both winners. What are the odds? fucking mental
>>526109494luck of the irish
>>52610295290% of the shit referenced here is fake and gay.
>>526109358if you go to the same store and repeat it over and over?that would be incredibly retarded as well. But doing it roll per roll is fine.
>>526109494let me borrow 5 dollars
>>526107534The secret was bound to get out. If he kept cashing in winners, they would have noticed and investigated. That's probably what happened anyway.
>>526103540The tickets are made with a aluminum base
>>526102952Fake and gay. The scratchers come in rolls. You do not get to see those before buying. There were some store clerks that scanned the backs of the tickets to buy only the winners, however these people are also almost always caught. >>526107604stop lying nigger
>>526108789i laughed out loud at this
>>526103540>>526106885>>526107825Buy a convenience store, scan the scratch offs with your big bulky machine, keep the very best ones for yourself. Sell the rest.
>>526110545The scan area is also covered with 'aluminum paint'
>>526102952Pull Tabs in bars used to be the same,printed in batches,packaged like a deck of cards in order,you could count down until the winners,same every time.Then they started shuffling the tickets before shipping.
>>526110545How were they caught? Does it scan a QR code and a central server says if it's a winner? In that case they would know it was pre-scanned.
>>526107604how would that work since u can just scan the barcode on your phone to check if its a winner....?
>>526109364he would've died younger, but the radiation kept killing off any disease that would've taken him.
>>526110545>There were some store clerks that scanned the backs of the tickets to buy only the winners, however these people are also almost always caught.lies. the barcode to determine if a ticket is a winner is under the scratch material and different from the barcode on the back>>526107604>stop lying niggerstop trying to be the only liar nigger
>>526111071>>526111604No shit, retard. However, how many retards check that, when they buy a ticket?
>>526102952Florida man= kike
>>526102952>can I see the tickets before I buy them?>noo-ok
>>526102952i want ones that can see through clothes so i can see who's an ayy, lizard and who isn't
>>526109364making it all the way to HUH?
