For just $3, Department of Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins said on Fox Business that a person can buy "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing." She said the USDA came up with the meal plan after running "more than 1,000 simulations."
>>526111047>Cruelty is the point No shit. The devil always makes you think you're doing good.
>>526111047I've never seen tortillas sold individually. Or pieces of chicken or broccoli now that I think about it. I guess if the broccoli is by weight you can snap a bit off at the store.
>>526111595It was 1000 basedmulations, tranny. There is no cruelty, just basedence. Enjoy your $3 deflation meal
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>>526111608Right, but meals aren't bought individually either. You buy ingredients to make multiple meals. That's how grocery shopping works.
>>526111047Chicken is ~$2/lb.Potoatoes and rice are basically free.Vegetables fresh or frozen are also relatively cheap.8oz chicken, 8oz starch and 8oz vegetables can cost less than $3.
>>526111047it was a tough decision
>not living on cucumbers tuna and egg
Aaaaand Im set
>>526112596>live worse than a medieval peasant because your orange godking is fucking things up tremendously Seriously, and I’m not joking at all, today, find the time to either blow your brains out, or hang yourself you sack of shit.
>>526111047i'm picking an m&m for my one other thing :)
>>526111047Shit I fucking WISH I could get a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing for $3.Cruelty?Fuck that's a hell of a deal in a world where a damn Big Mac costs $7. Good clean eating for THREE DOLLARS? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP for the Department of Agriculture slop!
>one other thing>completely ruins the purpose of the imageCOOL
>>526111047OP is a faggot that only eats fast food and has never bought food from a grocery store.
>>526113976>faggotLel, careful fag, don’t want your armed niggers coming after you for hate speech
>>526111805Welcome to /pol/ newnigger
>>526111047That's already more than I eat. It's a miracle how I'm still alive.
>>526113057>>live worse than a medieval peasant because your orange godking is fucking things up tremendously >Seriously, and I’m not joking at all, today, find the time to either blow your brains out, or hang yourself you sack of shit.Sausage sized fingers slapped the keyboard to type this
>>526114134Cope
>>526111047That's basically what I eat and bought a months worth of tonight, but I'm not a huge lardass that eats 1200 calories/meal. People in North America are screwed in the head when it comes to portion sizes.Really, about 70% of you need to lose some weight.
>>526111047I dont get this? Do Americans students get free lunch at school? In canada we either had to bring our own lunch or go home eat and come back.
>>526114388This is what our government recommends us to buy and eat for a meal since they claim we can eat for under $10 a day.
>>526112103kekmy man.
>>526111047brocolli is a shit tier veggie according to instagramm. Just use some carrots and onions,buy some pizza fake cheese, mayonaise and some other sauce. 4 portions will cost less than 10 bucks or just cook rice and chicken for the rest of your life for even less cost. I went from 300 euros per month for food to 100 by doing just that. At this point my tobacco costs more than my weekly food budget
>>526114925Anon, it was over ONE THOUSAND simulations. Broccoli would not be on the plate if goyence didn’t say it should be you fucking idiot.
>>526111047i'm not poor so im gonna have some more scallops and prime roast i made and stored for meal packs recently. or I might just go buy a burger.enjoy though, i guess
>>526111047also, free food?yeah, ocean's full of it.My friends go into the mountains and hunt pig. get plenty luau leaves to pick too.point being: people like me dont starve, we hunt, farm, gather, etc.
>>526111047Somebody shoot Greenland onto the plate.
>>526111047Just eat the Soviet breadline portions, slave. It's good for you!
>>526112267Oh, so now we’re supposed to spend money on a cooker, cutlery and plates too? Fuck you!
>live worse than a medieval peasant because the ultrarich are desperate to squeeze every single cent out of the economy (thus devaluing money and making them demand MORE profits)>ultrarich representative acts like a colossal ass because he knows he's never going to face consequences and even if he does he'll be replaced with someone just as greedyEconomic disparity is enforced to create a quality of life gradient. The less the people that make things cost to employ relative to the people that buy things pay for them, the more fake money they can scalp out as the middlemen.Note that this does not actually change how much stuff there is or how useful that stuff is, just how much people pay for that stuff versus how much they're paid to make it.>people are valuable to the degree that they are able to buy (not even how much they produce)>people should feel grateful to spend their entire lives working for strangers who have no obligation to them>the law exists to protect the powerful from the weak>the least important part of life is family and friends, while the most important part is showing off to strangers>being conservative means selling off your society piecewise and leaving nothing for your descendants>being liberal means silencing people who don't agree with your increasingly narrow and dogmatic ideology>education doesn't prepare you for fiction, much less reality>the more you talk about morality the less likely you are to be moralThis whole society is ass backwards as a direct result of discoupling morality from society. It happens simply because morality has no contemporary basis other than fee-fees.All those dumbasses who said that people will just magically be moral when they are told to their face that life is meaningless, they will die, and there's nothing they can do about it should be rolling in their graves. Except there is no consciousness after death so they can't even be ashamed.This is exactly how we should expect people to behave.
>>526111047I had to spend $3 on a bottle of water once.
>>526111047How many calories is this?
>>526111047This looks like 300-450 calories. The average adult male is like 2k calories a day. So $3 for 400 calories. Then you are paying $15 a day to meet your average.
>>526111047>>526112103>>526112766>>526113020Somebody add Columbo pointing his finger inquisitively
>>526111047>pack of ramen noodles>store brand tuna>cup of mixed veggiesAbout the same price tbqhfamalam
>>526115214>miggers 16/01/2025>I CAN’T AFFORD GROCERIES>migers 15/01/2025 when everything is more expensive >just don’t be poorlol, kill yourself.
Learning to make your own tortillas can really help you cut down your grocery bills. Making your own "daily bread" costs pennies and you don't need much more to survive. You can easily get enough calories for like $1 per day if you make your own bread. Join us in /ck/ and learn how to save a bunch of money while cooking your own homemade tasty food (from scratch) for pennies a day!Stop being a slave to Big Tortilla
>>526116445I wasn't poor then either.>migersOk then, poorfag
>>526116601I’m serious though, kill yourself
>>526116497did you know you can repurpose the flour bags into clothing as well?>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_sack_dress
>>526116497Fellow /ck/bro :)
>>526116673>wahhh, daddy govvy buy me eggy-weggyKWAB
>>526112103Jokes on you. You don't have any money leftover for ammo.
>>526116497i love to cook almost every meal. i make dry beans, lentils, and cheese from scratch and my husband has gotten really good at baking, especially his baguettes. he just made a loaf with the leftover whey from my cheese-making and it was delicious. i’ll ask him to try tortillas next. it’s shocking how much people spend on food compared to me, especially those who order food delivery. i also love cabbage and potatoes and those are cheap, plentiful, and have a great shelf life. ultimately we’d like to grow our own food wherever we can get land. my dream is to have a three sisters garden.
>>526116925No no, really, your larp in your mom’s basement is pathetic. Kill yourself. She’d be much happier knowing her failure son is dead because he’s dysgenic and will never produce grandbabies and the though of supporting a failed child until she dies weighs on her every single day.
>>526113057>post contents: I understand your complaint, but at least learn to feed yourself within your budget>response: screechingSir. Sir, that is not how you feed yourself.
>>526117135If the Biden admin put this out you would be pissing and shitting yourself silly like you did when eggs were $3/dozen. You should also blow your brains out.
>>526111047Don't forget something to wash it all down
>>526114194I don't have to cope with anything. I'm not the one shitting in rage out of my front wound. And three dollars a meal us reasonable if you aren't a fatass mainlining McDonalds
>>526117202>incontinence due to lack of eggsThat's a strange condition you have, sir. Have you seen a doctor yet?
>>526115839>Except there is no consciousness after deathWhy did you have to take a steaming shit right in the middle of your otherwise good post? You were genuinely on to something here and you blew off your own foot with 00 buckshot.
>>526114618I eat for under $10 a day pretty much every day. Probably around $6 if I'm being honest. Learn to cook.
>>526117718>learn to cook migger retard faggot>same gay retard that that feign crying when eggs were $3/dozen under BidenUnironically, right now, today, kill yourself.
>>526113057Yes, people who live frugally and can budget also send me into homicidal conniptions.
>>526117816>he doesn't knowSeriously, retarded larping faggot.Egg prices skyrocket? Roll your fucking eyes and don't buy them for a few weeks because you're not a brainlet faggot that thinks eggs appear magically in the store on a set cycle.They're from chickens. Literally. Adult chickens.You still think you were delivered by a stork, don't you?
>>526111047>running more than 1000 simulationsor you could just restrict your food budget for a month or two to what the average low income person has to spend on food and do your own shopping. but hey, what do i know, i'm not an expert, i'm just a broke retard.
>>526117816let me pop open GnuCash and check my grocery expenditures over the last 8 monthsi haven't gone out to eat once>May 2025: $194.44>June 2025: $319.65>July 2025: $215.04>August 2025: $331.32>September 2025: $157.95>October 2025: $227.77>November 2025: $86.64>December 2025: $209.17About $7.26 a day. To be fair, November I ran a small experiment (I was lazy as fuck) to see how many dinners of lentils and fettucine I could endure in a row. Turns out, the answer is>until i run out of lentils and fettucine
>>526117875>>526117960You faggots were crying nonstop when GLOBAL inflation was hitting after covid, in part thanks to trump literally printing 10 trillion dollars.Seriously, I cannot keep repeating myself, I genuinely want you guys to kill yourselves today.
>>526118075wanting someone to kill themselves just because they could be bothered to invest in their own health and cook their own meals is clownishyou are like those people who cry if you put them in a quiet nature setting and away from a big city setting
>>526117015Cabbage is great. Three sisters is a retarded meme for people who don't garden to wank over.>beans grow on corn, cause it to get moldy and die>also shades out the squash so it dies, tooIt's only a technique for when you're leaving the area for a long time and won't be back until later.Just say that you want to do companion crop planting. There's nothing wrong with that and it's not just a dumb meme but a valid strat.I wish that my husband could cook. It's been ten years and he still doesn't see the value in preheating the oven, and he thaws meat by running hot water over it immediately before baking or frying it. I fucking hate when I get tired or sick or sulky and he decides to do the cooking because it's almost always inedible slop and a waste of food.>>526118075Yes we already picked up on how angry you are. In Jesus Christ's name, may you be delivered from all unclean spirits that torment you, and from this irrational demonic rage that has overtaken your person. Amen.
>>526118075>man screeches out loud while preaching to the choir>thinks he's actually what he's larping asNo, seriously. What part of "larping retard" did you not understand? You are very obviously not what you claim to be. The character is wrong.Shit larp. Utterly retarded.Please note that "retarded" is not an insult in this use case. It is a statement about reality, as demonstrated by you.
>>526118075every single president since ww2 has been doubling the debt, not a real argument because of thatAlso the government and everything tied to it spends like a corrupt bunch of drunken sailors trying to desperately simp for random interests no matter whos in
>>526111047tbf bodybuilders eat that but in bigger portions.
>>526111047Kek. This is the same ministry that, as its first act, handed out billions in subsidies to slightly lower egg prices for propaganda purposes. America is such a clown show.
I like this, it's a good counterpoint to the daily poster who posts fast food delivery as "the price of food." It's probably that same retard who posts those, who is angry at this. Yes $3 per person per meal is actually not a terrible budget. I just got like five pounds of smoked ham hocks for $5. I have potatoes and vegetables, I can make bread or pasta or rice.Learn to cook you fucking pathetic retards.
>>526118688>we must cull all the laying hens because they might be sick and we can't have birds getting sick>oh no, stocks of eggs are running out while the new layers are growing upLook, man, I don't know how to tell you this any other way.Chicken eggs are laid by adult female chickens.
>>526118056>lentils and fettucineAre you a pajeet italian mutt? I've never seen a rich person eat legumes. But I'm sure science only just happens to label all cheap foods as healthy.
>>526113057Peasants ate cereal gruel, and odds and ends you retard. They rarely ate meat or had proper fats in their diet so they were malnourished. The average height of a human like 400 years ago in le based times was just over 5 foot and died before 40.
>>526118918I'm sorry to disappoint you, but they haven't changed the culling rules. They've only manipulated the market with subsidies. Just how things are working in communist countries.
>>526117509Cope all you want. Stripping away the mythos and wonder from the world makes people assholes. Humans cannot handle the truth and no amount of secular proselytizing will make it so.
>>526119091>peasants were malnourished>that's why everyone was so angry about English longbowmenYou should buy a longbow, faggot.Go on, see if you can draw it.>peasants administered by retarded jews were malnourishedOh, is that what you meant?
>>526118154>>526118233>>526118240>>526118325Miggers are actual retards, no surprise there. Keep sucking kike cock while your life gets worse and more expensive. It will totally own the libs, lololol
>>526119670You're the type to fall asleep on a tear-soaked pillow every night, aren't you? Poor thing. Repent soon, anon. While there's still time.
Wooo, he's still going.Muh fuggin miggers.Fuggin miggers.I hay miggas.Migga migga migga.Eat shit on your way back to india."Eat shit" means take a bite of dirt face first. It has nothing to do with excrement.
>>526119900I’m Lutheran you fag nigger. The only one crying is you since you elected a pedo that’s destroying your life and you have to still pretend like he’s zased and making everything better.Again. A gun is cheap, a rope and chair is cheaper, do whatever you need to do to kill yourself.
>>526119670>>526120290>>526118940>are you a pajeet italian muttkek, wtfis there some complete secret list of ingredients i'm not supposed to be buying or else online faggots profess their want to murder and/or that i must be some sort of subspecies of human?i can get behind the hate of s-o-y and seed oils, but fucking lentils?it's just beans that can be prepared a bit faster. you can buy this shit from wal-martor are you thinking about this like that other faggot, in the perspective that you literally cannot comprehend cooking your own meals and you think of all ingredients in terms of when and where you've seen it on a restaurant menu?lmfao, that'd explain it, i've never seen lentils on a restaurant menu eitherlearn to cook you crying freak faggots
>>526118233Kek I can tell you actually garden.I tried that 3 sisters planting technique the first year I gardened and it was a frigging disaster. Everything just competed with each other.Just like the people that keep posting the box potatoes memes.
>>526120405>just lern 2 cook fags>don’t mind that I was shitting and pissing myself for 4 years under Biden when he dealt with global inflation after Trump printed $10 trillion dollarsI don’t know any other way to say this in this thread, but seriously consider killing yourself today. I mean it. You’re a failure and your parents wish you were dead.
>>526121330>blablabla inflationwhat's your point you raging little schizophrenic jew?inflation makes the cost of everything increaseincluding your goyslop fast food you can't stop eating because you have no self controlthat's why you're supposed to cook your own meals
>>526120405u caught dead to writes eatin lentils niggawhat kinda bitch out here eating beans man haha fucking legumes dese niggas be calling it. crying shame. least have da dignity to feel embarassed nigga. u must be a honkey aint no bruddah in the hood out here eating muhfuggin beans. i bet you aint even got spice
>>526121420>Muh.. Muh. Muh home cooked… Muh mealsUh huh. So why were you kvetching for 4 years under global inflation?I’ve always cooked my own meals since I moved out of my parents house. You fagretards seemingly couldn’t since you pissed and shitted yourself for half a decade under Biden. Really, hang yourself. You would make your parents proud.
>>526119091>>526119228Average lifespan calculations for those days are heavily brought down by deaths in infancy, if you made it to 2 years old or so you'd probably live to your mid-60s or longer.The commonly bandied information is as usual, wrong.
>>526121781>it’s okay to eat like a peasant because deaths were statistically wrongHey jeet, everyone on the planet wants you all to be dead. Have a good day.
>>526116928Me and the Homies are having a potluck, I just need six more Homies
>>526111047https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/1qdnm18/3_meal_created_from_1000s_of_simulations_by_the/
>>526119110No, it makes us human. Perhaps you are not yet.
>>526111047>three thousand pieces of copper dug from the earth is worth A few parts of renewable tree grown egg birthed snacks
>>526121546The person you responded to is correct and you are an imbecile.>>526121330You are mentally retarded and the person you responded to is correct. You are the one who should end your own existence.
>>526121900>>526121753i still can't even figure out what you're mad aboutis the cost of your poptarts and pizza bagels making you upset?you seem to be mad at people for eating chicken and rice?why?we're going through something magnitudes worse than the great depression if you've been so blind and deaf as to miss what's happening to the price of precious metalsjust be happy you're not in a breadline
>>526116497Making bread is hugely time consuming and is a net loss overall because time is the most valuable resource
>>526122389yeah i know he's correct. it was a shitpost stupid. you got autism or something?>>526122478dis nigga wish he be standin in the beans line for da free lentuls. i would be callin u an animal but aint no little furry nigga be eatin that shit. not even food man.
>>526122506are you retarded?it takes less than one minute to start activating yeast or sourdough or whatever you are using as a leavenerIt then takes less than 20 minutes to stir and knead the dough by handif you are fortunate enough to afford and have the space for a stand mixer, it takes a few minutesyou then just let it sit there and do whatever the fuck you want for some amount of hours. if you count this time you are retarded, you are free to do whatever you wantthen it takes less than 5 minutes to chuck it in the oventhat's easily less than 45 minutes of work in a worst case scenario including the time it takes to clean up and you can make as little or as much bread dough as you wantif you make double enough for a loaf, you can throw half in the fridge for a long proof and now you've got twice the bread for half the worki can spend half a day or so on a weekend and make several large loaves of bread, chuck all but one in the freezer. now i can eat bread for the rest of the month for half a single day's work>>526122716why do indians always pretend to be niggers
>>526122988bloody bich benchod i fuck ur mumeverybody love indians, especially ur momgonna cry timmy? cause i'm taking your job and women? india number one and i will take number two wherever i want
>>526122988>>526122506just get a bread machine. toss the ingredients in and walk away. only issue is the teflon, not thrilled about that. but the results are good. for me it's a simple french loaf.
>>526122988Checked. I like that cutting board you've got there. It looks like a nice set, where'd you get it?
