I can't even get these much kills in a GTA game without cheats. Why are krauts so efficient at everything?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_War_II_aces_from_Germany
>in a gta gameWhat the fuck are you even talking about?
>>526115234Do you even know what efficient means?
>>526115281"Congress didn't make us wait this long for funding"
>>526115610Do you?
>>526115766Yes.
>>526115766Kek
>>526115234You must love your work
>>526115234>Erich Hartmann
>>526115234>352 aerial victories>7 US>345 SovietThere's your answer.
>>526116414Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>526115234Dogfights were wonky in WW2 because of the differences in aircraft capability; he could have been engaging forces at an altitude which they couldn't fight at or knew how to angle out an bomber so it can't respond and just kept doing the same thing over and overThe pilots he was facing might have all had the same training from the same pilot school, so once he figures out what they are doing in the air, he can re-apply this methoed over and over for sucess because you don't usually fight the same pilots twiceThunderbolt aircraft were considered a running joke throughout the theater until Allied pilots figured out the bird could still breathe at like 55k feet, so they would climb up to outrageous altitude and come screaming down on top of Germans like an asteroid with this massive overspeed slamming the living piss out of the guns, all 4? .50 cal shredding it like a weed whacker, and the guns killzone was close as fuck, so the Thunderbolts would literally, without exaggeration, dissolve entire enemy aircraft with seconds>Oh, so that's how to use this thing, ok got itAfter that the Thunderbolt went from a bad joke to an absolutely terrifying menace that could not be brought down even under extreme fire and damage. There are numerous reports of Thunderbirds continuing to operate well outside any reasonable expectation, some of them sustained HUNDREDS of direct hits to critical areas and continued to operate
>>526115234> Erich "Bubi" HartmannHis nickname was 'Bubi' because he looked like a Bub, a young boy.
>>526118112kek, shooting down alcoholic retards is probably not too hard
>>526115234Bubi the Kid’s record will stand until the end of time.Screenshot this post, future niggers.
>>526120088THE KING IS BACK!
>>526120947He was 18 at the start of a war. He was young
>>526115234Apparently he scored a lot on Soviets who didn't always have radios in their airplanes.
>>526115234Something like the top 100 highest-scoring aces in history were all German pilots. The numbers are fucking crazy, but it's mainly because they were shooting down hordes of retarded Soviet untermenschen.
>>526120947He looked handsome to me
>>526118112This. Soviet aircraft were low tech trash tier.
>>526121935He still looked like a Bubi in the 60s said my boomer dad who met him several times in his air base.
>>526120088When did bong sneeder move to :05 instead of :04?
>>526115234Do you know about the SS officer who efficiently conquered an entire country with 6 men?>In April 1941, Klingenberg was with SS troops taking part in the invasion of Yugoslavia. Klingenberg disobeyed orders, and decided to reconnoiter Belgrade, with his units far ahead of the main German army. Finding a boat, he crossed the river, with the intention of ferrying a sizable force across; however, the boat sank, and he was left with just six men. Klingenberg then encountered some Yugoslav troops who had captured a drunken German tourist, and captured them.>On the 11th April, after a number of firefights the six Germans, having sustained no casualties but capturing a number of Yugoslav soldiers, made it to the centre of Belgrade with the tourist and their prisoners. There they raised a German flag. Jevrem Tomić, the Mayor of Belgrade, came out to meet them, after Klingenberg bluffed, telling him there was an incoming artillery barrage and an impending Luftwaffe attack. Tomić and some garrison troops surrendered the city to them on 12 April.>At this point a few more of Klingenberg's men arrived the same way he had, and made a show of their presence, pretending that there was more of them than there were. The German army eventually arrived, dumbfounded at the situation, having made a complex plan to take the city that was no longer needed, and was expected to cost thousands of lives. A few days later Yugoslavia surrendered. Klingenberg was awarded the Knight’s Cross for capturing the city, in effect capturing Belgrade with just himself, his six soldiers and the tourist.
>>526122143Was your dad a nazi? Are you one?
>>526115234>1400 missions in less than 3 yearsHow?
>>526122260> Klingenberg was awarded the Knight’s Cross for capturing the city, in effect capturing Belgrade with just himself, his six soldiers and the tourist.The Fellowship of the Kling
>>526122365Wunderwaffe magick, son.https://youtu.be/VZWIkHvwD7gHis spirit has risen.
>>526122365On the defense, literally taking off and engaging the enemies right outside your airfiel
>>526122365He had pharmaceutical grade meth and the extinction of his people to motivate him.
>>526123354Sleep for 48 hours then 5 days of turbospeed nonstop aerial combat in defense of your people? Sign me up.
>>526115234Only 322? I can't believe xhe shot down 257 pilots! It's very impressive for someone to have a 644 kill ratio.
>>526120646>After that the Thunderbolt went from a bad joke to an absolutely terrifying menace that could not be brought down even under extreme fire and damage. There are numerous reports of Thunderbirds continuing to operate well outside any reasonable expectation, some of them sustained HUNDREDS of direct hits to critical areas and continued to operateDamn
>>526122260Yougoslsvia is a joke
>>526122040Gay fag, but i must agree, 10/10 would fuck his bussy
>>526125300Germans look so orderly and cute
>>526115234Nazis lost
Erich was good for sure but inflated kill count shooting down retard Russians in biplanes. Hans-Joachim Marseille Was the real fucking deal, the greatest fighter pilot to ever live, single handedly held the African air war against quality British pilots and absolutely massacred them. If you watch some documentaries he is the stuff of legends, he had some kind of inbuilt savant deflection shooting ability that made him an absolute monster. Undefeated, only died because the engine manufacturer switched to cheap roller bearings instead of proper ball bearings, set his engine on fire and killed him, sucks.
>>526115234he cute
>>526115234TOTES adorbs!!
>>526115234he could do a perfect doorman from deadlock cosplay
>>526115234The Soviets kept sending up poorly trained pilots in out-moded aircraft until they got their shit together at the end of the war. Lend lease and loaning the Soviets our manufacturing capacity was a bullet sink for the allies.
>>526125540>Undefeated, only died because the engine manufacturer switched to cheap roller bearings instead of proper ball bearings, set his engine on fire and killed him, sucksThat's fuckin BS he should have rolled with the mechanics and low-key made them swap the old engine, had a little pallet stash of a couple gooduns in the back for him. These cats ought to be like F1 drivers and have their own custom mechanic crew, then they could do all kinda of shit that only works if you know what you're doingCan't really do that no more, Jets is all computers now
