Millennialbros? Still living alone? Start wearing a hat indoors and grow a big ass beard, zoomerettes think you're a Desert Storm vet. Worked for me every time.
>>526115440I pretend that I am an artist and have galeries in the local museum and shit. It worked once.
>>526115440women don't give a shit about desert storm. They won't be impressed even if you spent your teenage years punctuating insurgents in Fallujah. They have no idea what operation enduring freedom is. Hearing about the last three decades of special military operations in the middle east dries their pussy up faster than summer in the arab peninsula
i just start making retard noises and throw haymakers into the airi have yet to meet a person who is prepared to deal with that situation
>>526115440>Start wearing a hat indoorsLike putting a hat on top of a hat.
>>526115440The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>526115440I am a manlet and I can't grow a beard.Its 2026 and I am still a virgin with no gf.Unless they can change my trash genes, its pretty much over for me.
>>526115440Why the hell would I want to live with other people?
>>526118410It's time to transition.
