God we’re fucking badass
>>526116566THEY TURNED THEM INTO PICKLES MORTYTHEY'RE PICKLE CUBANS
>>526116611XD
>>526116611>THEY'RE PICKLE CUBANS
>>526116566they are the elite 42nd midget brigade
>>526116566>Hurr what did we do to themWhy is everyone so irredeemably stupid now? Obviously they were cremated and given a ceremonial funeral, perhaps buried with their military honors or regalia. Fucking idiots. We will not make it as a species.
>>526116566wonder if they got hit with those bladed hellfire kinetic missilesno explosion, they just go chop suey
>>526116566Cuba couldn't afford to have their bodies shipped back, so they had them cremated first to save on cargo space.
>>526116917
>>526116566Their corpses were cremated in Caracas. Those are the urns with their ashes, safely transported in padded boxes.Pay respect! They died a noble death.
>>526117262getting totally fucking buck broken by mutts isn't honorable
>>526116566Plot twist: that's the remains of just one man in this picture.
>>526117262>Trying and failing to run Venezuela through shadow government is dying honorablyThey were imperialist pigs just like the men who killed them.
>>526116839>Why is everyone so irredeemably stupidalso>they were cremated>buried with their military honorskek.
>>526117262>Their corpses were cremated in Caracas.Probably because every single one of them got double-tapped between the eyes. With their bodies cremated, the rumors will stay rumors.
>>526116566I am scared of the US
>>526117262>They died a noble death.They died like paid bitches protecting a criminal.I'll save my respect for the fine soldiers that ended their careers.
>>526117652GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR
>>526117532You put the ashes somewhere, maybe in a mausoleum for soldiers fallen in battle/exhibited heroism/etc, obviously. I don't know exactly what they will do.
>>526116566I hope the Cuban American boy from the 90s was one of them.
they fit 32 cubans into 3 smallish boxes?
>>52611777122 a day must be higher
>>526117262They died a warrior's death, which is pretty honorable considering they were mercenaries who could of just left.
>>526117262How do they know it's the right ashes? Maybe they just dumped an ash tray into an urn and called it a day.
>>526116611fucking kek
>>526116611Grade A shitposting.
>>526117988kinda funny, this was the equivalent of the modern day ICE raids at the time. i remember they made such a big deal out of it.
>>526117262>cremated in Caracas.It's more like the got sent fake ash so they could harvest the organs.
>>526118637Man, old school SWAT was so fucking cool.
>>526116566They couldn’t handle a little banter
>>526116566we pulled up on them
>>526118637Actually a non-based case of deportation because it was done to appease the commies not for any other reason.
>>526116566How did they fit them inside such tiny coffins?
>>526116611hahahahahahahahahahaha top fucking zozzle, m8
>>526116566>invade and murder a bunch of humans>dehumanize said humansWarmongering Satanists
>>526117821
>>526119285They were probably cremated, but still. What a bunch of losers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>526119285Really good point anon. Is that AI or did we flash cremate people with microwave weapons?
>>526117558>double-tapped between the eyesThat's a funny way to say "cooked alive with advanced microwave weaponry".
>>526119285what phenotype is this?
>>526116566They were obviously cremated. Are miggers really that dumb?
>>526117300And going buck broken by Israel (by being an American) is?
>>526116566maybe they were the midget royal guard
>>526116566>spends billions to kill 32 security guards>fucking badass
>>526121328Communist.
>>526116566Shrink gun.
they over, easy.
>>526122687Dude they obviously got blown up by alien beam rifles.
>>526116566>what did we do to themsonic weapons to disorient and large dew weapons to turn them in to *checks notes*>>526116611pickle cubans
>>526116566Cubans are short people.
>>526116917>Bladed hellfire missileMy non-existent pussy could not be more wet, my bussy is sopping (in a good way) I'll blow the next american i c, god bless america
>>526122305Silence indian shitstain, a real canadian has entered this chatroom
526116611Imagine spinning up not just one, but SIX different VPNs to laugh at your own jokeGrim
>>526116611this is the post
>>526116611Funniest shit I've ever read
>>526116566>GodExactly. The egregore named yahwe moloch the devil must be behind such a thing.
>>526116566So there’s this semi-old movie starring Harrison Ford, called “Clear and Present Danger” that was released in 1994, and based on a Tom Clancy novel. The movie starts with the US Coast Guard stopping a boat, and finding the boat’s owners murdered by Cartel hitmen. The boat owners are friends of the US President. The President has the CIA send a squad of special forces hitmen to Columbia to kill off the Cartel that killed the family. The head of the Cartel’s security chief is an ex-Cuban special Forces Spook. Other than “Clear and Present Danger” being set in Columbia, a bunch of other pieces fit the current Venezuela thing, including chief security of an alleged “Cartel Leader” having Cuban security.
>>526116566The xenos loyal to Albert Pike gave Americans antimatter technology.
>>526125301>The xenos loyal to Albert Pike gave Americans antimatter technology.
