God we’re fucking badass
>>526116566THEY TURNED THEM INTO PICKLES MORTYTHEY'RE PICKLE CUBANS
>>526116611XD
>>526116611>THEY'RE PICKLE CUBANS
>>526116566they are the elite 42nd midget brigade
>>526116566>Hurr what did we do to themWhy is everyone so irredeemably stupid now? Obviously they were cremated and given a ceremonial funeral, perhaps buried with their military honors or regalia. Fucking idiots. We will not make it as a species.
>>526116566wonder if they got hit with those bladed hellfire kinetic missilesno explosion, they just go chop suey
>>526116566Cuba couldn't afford to have their bodies shipped back, so they had them cremated first to save on cargo space.
>>526116917
>>526116566Their corpses were cremated in Caracas. Those are the urns with their ashes, safely transported in padded boxes.Pay respect! They died a noble death.
>>526117262getting totally fucking buck broken by mutts isn't honorable
>>526116566Plot twist: that's the remains of just one man in this picture.
>>526117262>Trying and failing to run Venezuela through shadow government is dying honorablyThey were imperialist pigs just like the men who killed them.
>>526116839>Why is everyone so irredeemably stupidalso>they were cremated>buried with their military honorskek.
>>526117262>Their corpses were cremated in Caracas.Probably because every single one of them got double-tapped between the eyes. With their bodies cremated, the rumors will stay rumors.
>>526116566I am scared of the US
>>526117262>They died a noble death.They died like paid bitches protecting a criminal.I'll save my respect for the fine soldiers that ended their careers.
>>526117652GOT WHAT YOU VOTED FOR
>>526117532You put the ashes somewhere, maybe in a mausoleum for soldiers fallen in battle/exhibited heroism/etc, obviously. I don't know exactly what they will do.
>>526116566I hope the Cuban American boy from the 90s was one of them.
they fit 32 cubans into 3 smallish boxes?
>>52611777122 a day must be higher
>>526117262They died a warrior's death, which is pretty honorable considering they were mercenaries who could of just left.
>>526117262How do they know it's the right ashes? Maybe they just dumped an ash tray into an urn and called it a day.
>>526116611fucking kek
>>526116611Grade A shitposting.
>>526117988kinda funny, this was the equivalent of the modern day ICE raids at the time. i remember they made such a big deal out of it.
>>526117262>cremated in Caracas.It's more like the got sent fake ash so they could harvest the organs.
>>526118637Man, old school SWAT was so fucking cool.
>>526116566They couldn’t handle a little banter
>>526116566we pulled up on them
>>526118637Actually a non-based case of deportation because it was done to appease the commies not for any other reason.
>>526116566How did they fit them inside such tiny coffins?
>>526116611hahahahahahahahahahaha top fucking zozzle, m8
>>526116566>invade and murder a bunch of humans>dehumanize said humansWarmongering Satanists
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>>526119285They were probably cremated, but still. What a bunch of losers. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>526119285Really good point anon. Is that AI or did we flash cremate people with microwave weapons?
>>526117558>double-tapped between the eyesThat's a funny way to say "cooked alive with advanced microwave weaponry".
>>526119285what phenotype is this?
>>526116566They were obviously cremated. Are miggers really that dumb?
>>526117300And going buck broken by Israel (by being an American) is?
>>526116566maybe they were the midget royal guard
>>526116566>spends billions to kill 32 security guards>fucking badass
>>526121328Communist.
>>526116566Shrink gun.
they over, easy.
>>526122687Dude they obviously got blown up by alien beam rifles.
>>526116566>what did we do to themsonic weapons to disorient and large dew weapons to turn them in to *checks notes*>>526116611pickle cubans
>>526116566Cubans are short people.
>>526116917>Bladed hellfire missileMy non-existent pussy could not be more wet, my bussy is sopping (in a good way) I'll blow the next american i c, god bless america
>>526122305Silence indian shitstain, a real canadian has entered this chatroom
526116611Imagine spinning up not just one, but SIX different VPNs to laugh at your own jokeGrim
>>526116611this is the post
>>526116611Funniest shit I've ever read
>>526116566>GodExactly. The egregore named yahwe moloch the devil must be behind such a thing.
>>526116566So there’s this semi-old movie starring Harrison Ford, called “Clear and Present Danger” that was released in 1994, and based on a Tom Clancy novel. The movie starts with the US Coast Guard stopping a boat, and finding the boat’s owners murdered by Cartel hitmen. The boat owners are friends of the US President. The President has the CIA send a squad of special forces hitmen to Columbia to kill off the Cartel that killed the family. The head of the Cartel’s security chief is an ex-Cuban special Forces Spook. Other than “Clear and Present Danger” being set in Columbia, a bunch of other pieces fit the current Venezuela thing, including chief security of an alleged “Cartel Leader” having Cuban security.
>>526116566The xenos loyal to Albert Pike gave Americans antimatter technology.
>>526125301>The xenos loyal to Albert Pike gave Americans antimatter technology.
>>526116611FPBPChecked and kek'd
>>526116566They were cremated, you dumb asses
>>526117262>noble death>k/d literally 0shameful. Valhalla would spit on their faces.
>>526125879Oh, so he's not as dumb as he tweetsGo figure
>>526120995AI face detection and smart bullets
>>526128613way to out yourself as a brain-dead retard
>>526119285maybe they were manlets
>>526125301Because they reportedly were puking blood and had bloody noses from the experimental weaponry, I'd even guess targeted bioweapon, given that they were all Cuban. More realistically, none of this happened and Maduro's "capture" is probably just ZOG calling back their agent for a show-trial before he fucks off to the luxury colony where "Osama Bin Laden" and "Saddam Hussein" live.
>>526116566>wtf did we do to themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T501LHx0R_Q
>>526116611To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this post.
>>526120095cremate with microwaves? there's no substance abundant enough in the body aside from water to be receptive to enough energy to combust the tissue, and water receiving that much energy will simply turn to steam and escapewe could've popped them or cooked them like sausages, but cremation via microwaves is off the table. plus, to do so would take millions of joules of energy, even carefully lensed
>>526117771yeah, but...>>526117777
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>>526116611
>>526116611>even in death they can be useful for the state
>>5261165663edgy5me
>>526117262>Their corpses were cremated in Caracas. Those are the urns with their ashes, safely transported in padded boxes.that was fast...
>>526116566SCOTTIES IN A BOX IN A BOX IN A BOX
>>526116566Nobody died. You niggers are so gullible it's insane
>>526117262>noble death>mercs pimped out by their government to protect a dictator because he can't trust his own people to guard him because they all want him dead
>>526116566Most ppl, particularly sheltered keyboard/college/Karen types, have no idea about the extent of the US military might. When applied emphatically, it is an unstoppable and very efficiently lethal force because America has learned from the past. If you're an enemy of the US, either foreign or internal, you should be much more afraid than you already are
>>526119368>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' DICTATORS' PERSONAL GUARD>THEY WERE PEOPLE TOOOOOO
>>526129436>mercs pimped out by their government to protect a dictator because he can't trust his own people to guard him because they all want him deadHow is this different from Rome's Praetorian Guard or Byzantium's Varangian Guard?
>>526116611>526116704>>526118345>>526118631>>526125229>>526127633>526128907>a literal reddit and morty joke>XD SO FOONY HIGH IQ AMIRITE2015 was the fucking worst thing to happen to this place
Manlets confirmed
>>526129659Well they are la creatura for one
>>526116566Every one of those boxes contains a dildo because we fucking blew up those Cubans and no remains were found.
>>526130172Damn, you got me.
/pol/ really dropped off.TKD
