China will invade Taiwan next year, so it's best to start thinking about this. For me, it's the navy. I hope to serve on a carrier. They seem comfy.
The 4F brigade.
>>526126604I’m joining the Mossad
>>526126604The drone swarm. Already practicing for it.I'll be on the right side of the deathcam footage.
>>526126604The fuck and you corps
>>526126604The KKK I think
>>526126604livgardehusarregimentet has low enough height standards that i could get in if i was a younger and wasnt already deemed medically unfit for service (autism asthma)hjemmeværnet and civilforsvaret also sound good but i am approaching 30 and i dont know if i can make the cut
I’m a felon so I can’t join
The salvation army
>>526126604airforcei want to be a c130/c5/c17 pilot with a guaranteed civ job flying commercial
>>526126604The military isn't a tree, idiot
>>526126788Checked.
>>526126870You'll get a waiver whether you like it or not.
>>526126604All the badass shit like carriers, marines, and special forces will be volunteers if there is a draft. Drafties will be grunts and war effort peasants
I'm the cook.Never cooked a day in my life but I'll join the battlefield cooks brigade.We'll be spatchcocking chicken under the drone swarms.
Frog man checking in
>>526126604You might be surprised to learn this, but the USA does not recognize Taiwan as an actual sovereign country, not for a very long time in fact. The USA recognizes only one Chinese country, the People's Republic of China, and China cannot invade itself. The USA would be under no obligation to interfere in a Chinese civil war.
>>526126604Taiwan will kick the shit out of China without our help.
>>526126604>Which branch of militaryJewish navy = US Coast Guard because they never go anywhere, its easy, and never have to fight and die like goym
>>526126788HH brother
>>526126604>Identify as a woman>Be ugly tranny>Be assigned to issue white feathersteehee
>>526127387based one ancestors was a cook during the civil war
>>526126604coast guard
>>526126604I just read about an X-reme band of badasses called the Oath Keepers who dedicate themselves to defending the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
>>526126604Space Force
>>526126604No one that has been on a carrier will tell you its comfy
>>526126604A war in the pacific with China will be air and sea, and surface ships will be graveyards. Carrier is probably the most dangerous place you could be.
>>526126604Trump said he wouldn't interfere. He has also been pulling back lots of ships from the area. Doubt America will get involved in it, it will be Japan that will go and help instead.
>>526126604The "fuck you" one.
If you have a brain in your head, the correct answer is Coast Guard.
>>526126604I'm too old and fat to be drafted.Enjoy fighting for me, dudes and dudettes.
>>526126604I’m too sick I won’t be joining or getting drafted have fun sinking when you get it by a drone wave. Remember to take your water safety survival course very seriously you are most definitely going to need it bro
>>526126604So you are sharks food....I am quite old so they put me either support or suicide team to do one trip missions.
>>526126604The Weed and Video Games and Sex With Busty 22 Year Old Women Division
/pol/ will pick this one
>>526126604The bone spurs branch
>>526126604The space force. So long as humanity shows it is serious about spreading to the stars, it shows it is serious about surviving.
>>526129892>serious about spreading to the starsMan does not have dominion over the stars. No matter how much you wish for it to happen, it will not. The only thing that you have is edomite jew lies.
>>526126604https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6WD7B_I_9c
>>526126604i'm going to be a drone operator. i wanna see the terrified faces of chinks in 4k as i zoom zoom my drone towards them to say hi up-close.
>>526126604The furry one.
>>526126725aka rekt thread contributor
>>526130311Quiet, commie
>>526126604Too old (over 50) with asthma so I won't be going. I will be here to comfort all the millenial roasties when they get the knock telling them about their husband.Have fun boys, I got your back.
>>526126604will stay local milita too old and broken to force back in. more valuable on the local level. I would love to kindle the old ability on the home front
>>526126604I am going to join the People's Liberation Army
>>526131393You don't have to be a commie to not trust a jew-ridden government
All governments are jew-ridden. If you believe any of them, you're a jew-believing tool.
>>526132592You sure sound like a commie, commie
>>526126604Civil war squad.
>>526126604>China will invade TaiwanRetard.
>>526133330Whatever, faggot.
>>526133608No one asked for your input
>>526130870The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>526126604I hope they do it this year. I want it yesterday. RAM-hoarding kikes must suffer when there are no more chips for their satanic datacenters, and all they can do is collapse so I can get those sweet, sweet secondhand GPUs with hundreds of VRAM to self-host my AI waifu. I really want this to happen as soon as possible
>>526133660You're a fucking jew, aren't you? Show us a pic of your nose.
>>526134179no one cares about your gay demoralization tactics, commie.
>>526126604Which branch shoots the military? That one. Fuck dem ZOGbots.
>>526126604McDonald’s
I'm not going kek, I'm ready to die in this single wide trailer one way or another
>>526134451>hey you're pretty handy with a computer huh?>no im not...
>>526134451>>526134574What's to stop them from flying the drone into the higher up's tent?
