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>>526131893and they ask why no one wants kids
>>526131893Show me cherry tomatoes (3)
>>526131913How much more food do you need, fatty?
>>526131913a raisin cookie
>>526132022I want kids and can't afford them
>>526131913this actually looks pretty yummy. and i'd be pretty excited for a mystery item!
>>526132107go be jewish somewhere else
>>526132166Kids aren't that expensive. Just feed your sow plenty of beans and rice and she'll feed them just fine.
shitposting aside, that's probably about as much food as most people should be eating per meal to not be morbidly obese
>>526131893someone else also back then said we have to live with niggers
The last item is a Bacon double cheeseburger with pickled jalapenos and pepper jack cheeze.
She is right.This diet should be enforced onto everyone.The only way u get more, is if you work out.If you dont workout and your BMI is >18 tough shit for you fatty. Working out would require more indept analysis. Usually done by the gays.
>>526131893americans are fat and should stop eating for a few months
>>526131893>1 piece of chlorinated chicken>1 piece of glyphosate laced broccoli >1 piece of GMO corn tortilla
>>526132022
>>526131893just shop at Grocery Outlet. dont waste money on the retail supermarket jew.
Yall better not chump!
>>526131913Cravin' some mystery item rn ngl ong frfr no cap
>>526131893I done the math. It usually cost me between $4-8 dollars per meal.
>>526132188you gonna finish it all by yourself?
>>526131893I can feed a couple of people for around $2.>Powdered chicken stock>A chicken leg quarter>Two carrots>A stalk of celery>Two cups of all purpose flour and three eggs (for homemade egg noodles)Shit takes 40 minutes and makes about a large amount of soup.
>>526132360What if I raise and make it all myself?
>>526132318>rationing food is based!Fuck off commie tranny, should execute faggots like you for even suggesting Soviet era nonsense like that
>>526132506This is gross.You must shit death.
>>526131893Mommy, can I have an extra “one other thing”?
>>526132568What is shit supposed to smell like?
>>526131893Bureaucrats should be the first to go with the AI purge.
>>526131893Im just here to see the right wing copetrain trumpthought develop in real timeRighturds went from a chicken in every pot to a PIECE of chicken on every plate lmao Keep voting for israel you fucking morons
>>526131893Americans need a diet before the final civil war
Is this just an ad for mcdonalds
>>526131913mystery item looks like the average /x/ tier wallet
A grilled chicken breast is about 165 calories. A head of broccoli is about 50 calories. A corn tortilla is about 70 calories. I sure hope that "one other thing" is is a calorie bomb, cause eating eating this meal three times a day would put you at under 1000 calories.
That’s not a very complete nutrient profile.
>>526132642Probably rotten seed oil and greasy shit.That's what your eating and I imagine that's what your shitting.
>>526132758Onions green will be real and Republicans will cheer for it and call it based.
>>526132689For Israel right?
>>526132527they will probably raid you your cornhole and cull all the chicks due to chicken flu then fune or disappear you so that you will end up in a quarry either as a wagie or secret ingredient
>>526132527Soon to be illegal. How dare you cut out the middle men
>>526132758I eat nothing but Banquet Pot Pies. All is gravy.
>>526132952I'm already operating illegally. They already have rules about 50+ birds.>>526132933How will this affect tisrsel though?
>>526133023The ones with or without the bottom crust inside the little pje pan.When they put just the pie crust on top I feel so ripped off.
>>526131893In one day I typically eat one chicken breast, a bowl of oatmeal, an apple, and some spinach with olive oil.
>>526131893You can always go back to the old dietary guideline of goyslop
>>526131913Let me guess, you need more?
>>526132511possibly, it is a lot of food, probably would put some in the fridge for later though desu
>>526131913pretty goodi would trade my tortilla for someones broccoli I think
>>526133067The whole fucking pie. 4 minutes and then maybe another 5 to get it flaky. Local store has them for 98 cents.Beef is 420 so total of 1200 calories. Mostly gravy. I wash it down with a Citrina Apple Juice Drink.
>>526131893a can of beef stew or chicken tamales is $1.25 at Dollar Tree
>>526131893>Got what I voted for again!
>>526131913The mystery item could be a 36oz sirloin ribeye
>>526131893I could make a meal much larger for less. 1 corn tortilla, 1 piece of brocolli, 1 piece of chicken is less than a dollar worth of food. You could have 3 pieces of chicken, half of a head of brocolli, 5 tortillas and a baked potato with all the fixings for about $2.00, add a large bowl of chili and a glass of iced tea and you're approaching $3.
>>526132416not my proudest wank
>>526131893>eating less than a chinese peasant during the Mao famines to own the libsWhy are miggers like this?
>>526131893> a piece She really ought to be more specific. This could paint the wrong picture either way.> a piece of broccoli Who the hell orders a piece of broccoli?!? Geez when you get a meal you get 9/10 pieces of broccoli. What the fuck kind of country they turning us into?
>>526133222Rip off. If I don't get a calorie per cent its not worth it.Also you can get Idahoan instant mashed potatoes. Tons of calories. if you really want to go cheap get potatoes. Or off brand shells and velvetta basically the same shit as the Kraft brand. Probably better for 1.25.Supplement with Citrina Apple Juice Drink and you can get all your vitamins. Pumpkin seeds rule for zinc content.
>>526133394>t. 320 pound cholo
>>526133168You can't have two broccoli now eat your tortilla and be quiet North Montana.
>>526131893red or blue, we're run by some of the most retarded people on the planet.Beans are protein. And a damn terrific source of fiber. I'm a complete fatass and I eat relatively well given my dietary budget ($300 neetbux)How you people struggle to stay fed is a skill issue. Simple as.
I voted for this
>>526133525I'm homeless and you get 300? Lucky I only got 285. I guess America needs to keep its noble idiginous fat asses chunky
>>526131893I’m fine with that if it’s all I can get. Just realize I am still going to kill deer and ducks to eat
>>526131893>>526131913>ameripoors
>>526133490steady on eh
>>526133438>made me look fuck you stew is 600 calories tamales are 260
>>526132758Oreo McFlurry, duh.
The subtle joke is that's roughly the contents of the diet meals which Weight Watchers sells a subscription plan for.
>>526133718Ok that's good. You know what you are doing usually that stuff never goes for cheapSorry I doubted you, fren
>>526132022why does a meal need to be $3? why do you need to eat according to their simulations?a bag of beans and rice still cost $1/lb each. food is cheap. deez niggas be eating Crab Legwe solved food awhile ago.
itt; Americans give their poverty recipes in support of the poverty meal promoted by the regime in a time of supposed peace and prosperity. If you need soup, ladle some in from the laughing stock you're currently providing the world.
>>526132208no u. canadian prices are actually insane. america just doubled everything for covid and dummies can't figure it out.their 600 check cost them 6000.oh well. $10 a day is 4 grand a year. or like 45min of the shittiest labor availableyou can't work for an hour to feed yourself? THESE STORIES ARE CRAZYif you can't I'll be right over with my rice bag>buuutttt moooom I don wan rice I wan my cheezy poofs
>>526132272No, it isn't, faggot. Especially if you're a full grown man who is physically active.
>>526132360the real issue.all the food is poison. I don't give a shit about $3
>>526131913what's a matter...you need more?
>>526131893>deporting all the abuelas>no more tortillassomeone clearly didn't think their cunning food pyramid plan all the way through
>>526131913Same ingredients
>>526131913Almost every American would trade their chicken, tortilla, and broccoli for your mystery item. So you can eat well.
>>526134220THE MYSTERY ITEM IT IS REVEALED
>>526134073DO YOU THINK THIS NEWS SEGMENT WAS TARGETED AT YOU?DO YOU?dumb fucking nigger. why would a grown man with an appetite struggle to find several dollars? 10,20 who gives a fuck. it's obviously for little old female leftist pensioners who keep bitching about everything. divying up their welfare check.you should go get a job Hungry Man.>>526131913she was obviously describing a burrito. why do they do this? the least forgiving interpretation possible. you cut the chicken up and you put it in the tortilla with the broccoli and whatever other ingredient that this stupid bitch didn't bother memorizing and was told about the study right before air.>a decent homemade burrito costs about $3 according to the numbers we ran.then you can compare it to others. taco bell, chipotle for price and quality.but noooo everyone is flat out retarded. and they make pics like this
>>526134220Two pieces of broccoli and cheese? Fucking bullshit you ai slop cunt.
>>526132251I saw a bossbitch girlboss ahead of me in line at Chipotle in her pencil skirt and 1 inch heels order food for her finicky kids. she asked for only beans and rice for each of them. she had another rule that made it more picky, I don't remember, each grain had to be facing the same way?anyway, those three plates of a tiny scoop of beans and rice cost her like 30 bucks. there was a grocery store across the street where she could get 15 pounds of each.I'm sure she was pleased with herself for saving time or whatever she thought. it held up the line
>>526132506do you eat 1 a day? like a man?that's 1,500-3,000 a year!!OH THE HUMANITY
>>526134365Who tf puts broccoli in burritos?
>>526133321The mystery item is the remaining 2.5 dollars that's why it's included.
>>526132506and that looks fire. what is it? carbonara and then... schnitzel? breaded pork?
>>526131893>Trump Official Says Americans Need to Only Eat 1 Piece of Broccoli, Chicken & a TortillaTo be fair, you have a fair amount of people who should only eat that for a while.
>>526131913Sad part is this is actually better than what most of this country eats.
>>526131893I suppose if you buy a large quantity of rice, maybe grow the broccoli you'll hit three bucks buying the chicken and the prostitute
Sweet potatoes, legumes, leafy greens, chicken, pork, sometimes beef on sale, organ meats, milk, eggs, cheese, yogurt, in-season fruits and veggies. I feed my family of 4 this way for about $300/mo. Buy dried beans in bulk, plant your own vegetable/herb garden, raise chickens. Buy bone-in cuts of meat to make high quality stock with later. Can your own veggies, sauces, etc. Get a chest freezer and freeze stuff from your garden, or just what's in season when it's cheap. I also supplement carbs with sacs of rice, flour, and cornmeal, but you're really better just sticking with sweet potato as your starch, they're also very easy to grow in most climates, more nutritious, but more intense than potatoes.
>>526132667what's the other half if not labor?
>>526133193Your arsehole probably looks like the surface of Mercury. >it took 9 minutes to cook the pie and 9 years to cook my hole
>>526131893People held biden accountable for eggs and covid inflation.So MIGA niggers should answer for this too.
>>526133193Yea. Your shits are gross too. But your not pretending and your making the best out of your slavery to capitalism.You know what.Based.Based anon. You may be part of the system but brother, your good people. Keep on keeping on.
I mean y'all are pretty fat...
>>526132758she's talking to viewers of the view. she's competing for their approval.they're the ones on a pension and who eat like birds anywaywhy would anyone here care about $3?
>>526134220That's ai. There is literally no ingredients. You can't eat that.
>>526135038Every socialist I know in America is swole. I am a socialist and I'm 40+. I don't understand how Republicans get so....domesticated
>>526131893OP forgot to mention that it's a FREE meal courtesy of you and me
>>>/ck/21835615
>>526132527Reported. I just earned 0.05 shekels for reporting you. But I would do it for free because you're antisemitic.
>>526131893>>526132107you'll own nothing and be happy
>>526131893this is what you voted for MIGA morons
>>526132022People can't afford kids. Maybe if they stop eating entire fridge for dinner, they'll have more money left for potential kids
>>526132107The brocolli is too much along with the mystery item
>>526132667Israel is our greatest ally. Reported.
>>526132022We've had a steady stream of propaganda telling us we shouldn't have kids>global warming>ice age>climate change>the ozone>plastic trash island>nuclear warThats just the ones I can think of off the top of my head. Then we have the media that promotes >being single>being a whole>being a player>independent>girl boss>hustlersEvery step of the way ONLY the western world has been told nonstop about the multitude of different apocalypse scenarios while at the same time poisoning the youth
>>526135366Anon climate change is real.But we have alaska and possibly greenland to house our entire population. We just need to invade greenland and we can use as much gas as we want.
>>526135116Most american leftists we get to see in the media are either lanky faggots or pudgy whales. Most republicans are either dad bod, cleetus looking rednecks or wobbling hambeasts. Occasional fit specimens seem to be leaning more republican than liberal
>>526132667Dang, I didnt realize the Right won every election since 1950! How about you you pull your head out of your ass and stop with your childish "red vs blue" crap
>>526132527nice cock
>>526133614You and 30 million starving people hunting wildlife.
>>526131893This is something Republicans would make skits about to demonize the USSR
>>526134220Are you too stupid to Google things? We are fucked
>>526132506I've made this exact meal from leftovers before, minus the sauce on the bottom. Is it salsa?
>>526135450Perfect, and then the rest of the world follows? They've already marked all the brown countries as the ones who will be affected by climate change the most. We all know that the White countries must welcome these people in
>>526135559That's what you get when you ally to russia.
>>526135718Immigration isn't bad anon. But allowing unvetted illegals is bad.The illegals should go and the skilled workers in healthcare, tech, and trades should come. It's really that simple.
>>526133863Miss me with that gay shit! Eat one of these and you'll get all your weekly calories but also won't shit for that week.
>>526135116>I don't understand how Republicans get so....domesticatedIt's part of their ethics. Modern right wing ethics are based on middle class ideology, the guys that gave us the French Revolution, the nobility vs bourgeoisie conflicts in the late middle ages and the Green ideology:>Stoicism>Thriftiness>Puritanism>Self denial>Nationalism>Democracy>Human rightsand so on.Of course those ethics don't exactly make you a barbarian war chief.
>>526131913Add some rice and carrots and it would be a nice meal.Or cheese for a chicken quesadilla.
>>526132758when americans speak of chicken I automatically assume its battered/breaded and unless that tortilla is lunchables sized it'll have more than double that. that's still nowhere even close to enough for a man.
>>526135888Do you lack the ability to understand what that actually means? We didnt start here, we built up to this world day by day. So when the messaging starts to imply things, you should pay attentionThey are telling you that the brown countries will be the worst places due to climate change. They've already told us that its about 2 billion people. Where the fuck do you think those 2 billion people will go?
>>526135486The most famous ones are like fd signifier and Hasan? Bro both of them are bigger than me. What are you even talking about?
>>526133910not only is that not true why the fuck should we eat like commie peasants? the US is supposed to be better than that.
>>526136024Why are you such a bleeding heart liberal? It sounds like you're the one who cares so much you're willing to do anything for those brown countries. Fuck them. They use oil too, it's not like they're innocent.
>>526135512That's a hen. If you want to see my cock. Not even my biggest or blackest one
>>526135939You can just say they are the weak men who make hard times. It's fine.
>>526131913Out down the fork piggy.
>>526131893>You will eat nothing and be happy.
>>526131893actually basedeat less
>>526131913the mystery meat is a baby's foreskin
>>526135957>unless that tortilla is lunchables sized it'll have more than double thatCorn tortillas are generally the tinier ones. The ones used for soft tacos, not burritos. About, or smaller than, your average hand.
>>526131913Semen dip
>>526136174Dude are you fucking retarded?
>>526136150Talking about the masses, not the curated mouthpieces
>>526136674No. You are.Let me repeat what I said. Fuck.Brown.Countries.
>>526135212>>526131913Your future diet, migaDuring the holidays, there will also be dried cockroaches as a gift from your Jewish hosts. lol
>>526136401The size doesn't matter. The first Wallmart corn tortilla package costs 2.62 and has 1500 calories in the package of 30 tortillas.
>>526131893>egg noodles - $2>3lbs stew beef - $16>gravy --$2>3lbs frozen veggies -$4>$24>6 mouths to feed - $4 perdecent food isnt that expensive if you arent retarded
>>526137424Yeah, so at 1500 / 30, that's 50 calories. That's less than the 70 I said.
>>526137817One tortilla is only 9 cents less than 3 dollars in my book. Put the rest of the Tortillas you purchased into the meal and you have your calorie bomb and under 3 dollars.
>>526131913>>526131893>chicken breast - $2.57/lb 1/2 lb = $1.28>broccoli - $1.97/lb 1/2lb = $0.98>rice - $1.77 for 2lb 1 cup = $0.35$2.64 to eat a fat ass portion of chicken and broccoli with $0.36 left over for your favorite chink sauce.once again, retards gonna retard.
>>526131913That seems fine to me as long as there's a carton of milk on the side.I really don't understand how some people eat so much. I order kids meals or the smallest value meals possible and I'm still full after.
We'll put gardens in all that yard space we have and raise our own chickens and THEN watch them freak out because it means we won't be forced to eat their overpriced goyslop anymore.
>>526138189sure does aside from that being about 40 cents worth of food and everyone in this thread being a hell bound faggot
>>526131893>spend less>solve obesityI don't see the problem
>>526131893Had this come out 2 years ago it would have been the "eat za bugs!" narrative realized, now its a haha funny maymay. You faggots deserve everything that's coming to you.
>>526138513Bugs are way more expensive than real food. Like this thread demonstrates you can eat well with real ingredients for extremely cheap. Which is the exact opposite of the bugs narrative.
>>526133394MAHA
>>526136818If we are talking about the masses most Republicans are fat hogs pedophiles and most leftists are either normal, a malnourished, or unhinged to the point of even leftists going Bro chill.I rather be ruled by freaks asking for healthcare rather than the freaks asking to kill more white women.But honestly, your not American so idk why you care beyond maybe being Israeli and trying to see discontent.
>>526134073nah, you're an overeating faggot. that kind of meal three times a day would be more than enough for me. and if me and you fought, i would run you into the ground and break your worthless neck. "full grown man" lol! fuck you.
>>526132527That's anti-semetic anon.
>>526132667>Trump was elected in 1950
>>526132166I've been getting this craving to bare children as well but can't afford itThey took my God given right away from me
Republicans who support this are fucked beyond belief.What happened to the 120 oz steak raw meat diet?The government is literally telling you what to eat. If Biden did this you all would eat full sticks of butter in protest. What happened to my contrarian friends?I miss Republicans when they were trying to kill Republican liberals as communists.....
>>526138720So I got some bad news.I am antisemitic.I think Iran should have nukes to stabilize the middle east.
>>526131893>we ran over 1000 simulationsstunning and brave
>>526138834The government is literally not telling you what to eat. You are totally free to purchase food as you want and you will have money left over because it's so cheap.
>>526132107At least 3 more broccoli
>>526135888Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>526131893People don't know how to shop. I've spent between 30 to maybe 50 dollars per week for a single person to eat for over 15 years. Sure I get less now because of inflation on the average but if you shop deals and avoid slop it is very easy to feed yourself relatively cheaply
>>526136183you call that a big white cock?vidja related shows a big white cock!
>>526131893How about we run 1000 simulations on the best way to kill you, you fucking queer?
>>526139330You don't deport the illegal migrants you take in. Start up a program like ICE then you can talk to me.
>>526131893Hear that fat asses of /pol/?One piece of chicken. One piece of broccoli. One corn tortilla and something else. They ran hundreds of simulations you know and can't name what the fuck something else is. Don't even think about asking for a second tortilla.
>>526132251ok paco best tips!
>>526132272boy has to eat more, this is retarded and so are you!
>>526139451fukken love that unit of a birb
Just bring back soup kitchens and end food stamps. There is no way to do food stamps without artificially inflating prices.
>>526131893>"You the American people need to cut back we don't">After interview goes off to lavish party and eats a full course mealHold on I thought we were in the golden age of America and everything is a lot more affordable but now they are telling people to massively cut back. What changed?>>526134220Hold it right there bucko she didn't say anything about seasonings, garnishs, 3 broccoli florets, and some sort of cream sauce. You have to do your part and cut out all of that stuff.
>>526132272That's not enough food for a 6 year old kid.
>>526141019>telling people to massively cut back.Getting cheap groceries means you have more money not less which is the opposite of cutting back. Hard concept to grasp I'm sure. Expensive food is not a good thing, getting a meal for 3 dollars is good.>>5261410216 year olds need 2100 calories a day?
>>526135602Uuuuhhh anon there is cheese on that but in the age of affordability that is unaffordable now. It would also take multiple broccoli florets to fill that wrap as much as the pic, no you get ONE broccoli floret. The simulations have proven that is all you need.
>>526141133>getting a meal for 3 dollars is goodI'm eating a kilogram of lasagna for $5.72 you fucking nigger monkey. A piece of chicken and a broccoli is not a meal. That's one bite you nigger serf.
>>526141212>I'm eating a kilogram of lasagna for $5.72 That is in fact more than 700 calories for less than 3 dollars, chalk that up as another win for the administration.>A piece of chicken and a broccoli is not a meal.A 3 dollars worth of that is more than 700 calories which is by definition meal.
>>526141133>getting a meal for 3 dollars is good.>1 thin piece of chicken, 1 broccoli floret, and 1 small corn tortilla = a meal to the Finland posterYou're not serious are you, please tell me you aren't serious? Rapists and murderers in prison are fed far better than that. So you think humans can live off of something that takes two bites to finish?
>>526134673breakfast burrito?eating chicken with broccoli is older than Soroscall it a "wrap" I don't care
>>526141348>1 thin piece of chicken, 1 broccoli floret, and 1 small corn tortilla = a meal to the Finland posterThat's not what 3 dollars get you. Get 3 dollars of those ingredients and you have yourself a meal for 3 dollars.
>>526141294>chalk that up as another win for the administration.I am not American you fucking retarded nigger slave. I paid 20 złoty for 1kg of lasagna which is 1710 calories.I would break the average amerimutt in half on a diet like this.
>>526132527You know a lot of anons are joking how growing your own food will be illegal, but with all the shit Monsanto is doing I wouldn't be surprised one but.
Americans are such slaves holy shit.
>>52613189340% of Americans could eat nothing at all for several months and it would significantly improve their health.
>>526133426You know it really funny how you faggots made fun of the Serbian guy that had a fish, bread for the feast of Saint Nicholas. And now you cunts have a piece of chicken, a broccoli, a corn tortilla and a mystery slop.
>>526141493That makes your lasagna more expensive than the american version adjusted for how poor poles are. Not as big of a win as you may think it is. But on the topic you can also make a lasagna meal for yourself for under 3 bucks if you prefer that instead of chicken tortillas.
