The Cheese Wars have just begun
>>526153057I thought Americans are self sufficient on jewish dick cheese?
>>526153057Can't beat italian cheese man, nope, can't beat it
>>526153057GoodI hate the EU
>>526153057im old enough to camembert a time when one could walk the streets alone at night feeling perfectly safe. look how far we've fallen
Dont they have like Zillion cattle in South America? Shouldnt they be making their own cheese with all that milk?
>>526153057>EU: I consent.>South America: I consent.>Mutts: I DON'T.
>>526153141>>526153162>>526153203>no cheese punspol is dead and unfun
we are literally saving the south americans from having to eat american "cheese"
>>526153057The US produces the most cheese in the world
i dont care about greenland but i murder murricans over cheese
>>526153162roqueforte is FrenchDrautaler is Austriansry italianbros you're only #3
>>526153328Because you're fat fucks that put it on everything
>>526153234it's mostly meat races like brahma or angus or the mix of them:brangus
>>526153057Fuck they’re on to us
>>526153328corn syrup and yellow paint doesnt make cheesein the US you are full of lactose intolerant nigggers, your cheese is fake as fuck
>>526153057US saw 'cheese', thought it was about CP, and got uppity.
>>526153057Pro tip for all pasta lovers; You don't have to use pecorino romano for a pasta sauce. Using the correct technique you can use whichever cheese for a good, creamy pasta sauce.Combine eggs, whichever cheese and a shitload of black pepper and finish the pasta in it, adding pasta water until it is thick/smooth enough.
>>526153234Beef herds don't make good dairy herds
>>526153382I never got the mutt obsession with cheese. Cheese is disgusting.
>>526153328Mutt-san american cheeses are some of the most goyslop cheeses I have ever seen, some of our rural cheeses melt like molassus, others are almost like butter or hard like cryslatized honey, yours look like chinese plastic
>>526153057hold on just a wee bit, do the states not hold one of the biggest cheese reserve in the world in case of emergency ?
>>526153376Italians make the best hard cheeses, French make the best soft cheeses. Alpine cheeses are the best melting cheeses and strongest flavors. But every cheese has its place. Rather than squabble, let us appreciate them.
>>526153689Milk products were some of the best calorie sources in pre industrial times, have you tried southern european cheeses?
>>526153583mornay sauce mogs your recipe thoughbeit
>>526153689I never got the Jew/Muslim obsession with Kosher/Halal. Both are business models for certification having no proof of dietary benefits.
>>526153057>Cheese WarsI hurt myself todayTo see if I still feelI focus on the cheeseThe only thing that's realThe knife cuts a sliceThe old familiar smellTry to munch it all awayBut I remember everythingWhat have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I knowGoes away in the endYou could have it allMy empire of cheeseI will let you downI will make you hurt
>>526153328You really got the euromuslims riled up kek
>>526153542American cheese is actually a Swiss invention. They were trying to find a use for spoiled emmentaller and came up with processed cheese.
>>526153897Disgusting. Only Iberians and Arabs who fancy themselves European like southern Italians would eat this trashKys João
>>526153897Never liked cheese. More of a butter person. >>526153940>Both are business modelsexactly.
>>526153897That’s lovely
>>526153057>Americans>worried about cheeseThey don't actually fucking think we want a vegetable oil monopoly do they?
>>526153246Which is something you better worry about since we are now in the business of black bagging any world leader that directly opposed us.
>>526153431i read that in this guys voice
>>526153382Why do europeans always seethe so much about our food abundance? Is it because you're jealous and starving?
>>5261537731.4 billion pounds my friend
>>526153328it’s not classified as cheese here
>>526153542you people always think you're making some sort of witty insult and always just end up making yourself look like retards. why is that? who do you think you're insulting by making shit up? low IQ shitskin
>>526153689You wouldn't get it. Most Semites are lactose intolerant, along with South Asians and BlacksCheese is amazing and diverse stuff but it doesn't need to be on everything, and certainly not reduced to molten slag in every meal.Just, like with streaky bacon I don't understand the American love affair with everything having melted cheese or cheese flavouring, that has led to them ruining the good name of cheddar, parmesan and mozzarella, with industrial slop
>>526153955I wear this bib of clothsat on my big boy chairfull of cheesy brothI cannot despairupon this plate of minethe cheeses disappeargouda's somewhere elsebrie is still right here
>>526154474>our food abundanceUS food's quality is absolute shite. I though the food in Israel sucked but then I tried yours. Awful.
Burger produce cheese? I thought they only produced glowing yellow plastic "cheese"
>>526154222And lactose intolerant
>>526153224
>>526153057didn't they ban more than half of the continent yesterday? Wtf they are on about? South America should just stop doing deal with the Forsaken Foreskin people.
>>526153744ignorant shitskin post. are you proud of your low IQ?
>>526153896based and wise cheese connoisseur
>>526154558I love dairy, cream, butter, labneh, ice cream. But cheese is just meh. American food is so full of sugar that they need to cover the awful taste with cheese.
>Wasting time on oil and minerals and leaving the cheese market undefended
>>526154518it's almost like you're just making shit up. why is that? are you stupid or something?
>>526153234They do but for whatever reason south america doesn't produce many unique cheeses. They do produce and consume a crap ton of other dairy based products though.
Europeans will never know a Vermont White Sharp Cheddar. Stay mad.
>>526153057Did think US made cheese, just plastic+chemicals
>>526153896>let us aporeciate themIt's over with mercosur, no good cheese for you and me.
>>526153057>Begun, the Cheese Wars have
>>526154615I’m not lactose intolerant tho. A bunch of my family still lives in the same rural areas they settled in after coming from central Europe and they produce milk. We usually just boil it and drink it fresh, basically raw
>>526154590>shitestfu you larping shit. MI6 should cut your fucking balls off for being so incompetent. or are you just visiting the anglo homeland?
>>526153141Hahaha
>>526154518this is the stupidest shit i keep seeing europeans repeatit's like you think kraft is the only company making cheese and the only cheese they make are kraft singles willfully ignorant or actual stupidity, i must know what it is
>>526154933showe flage faggote
>>526154590Seethe more, starving foreigner.
>>526154592>shitskin is an ignorant retard with a low IQimagine my shock
>>526153583Pecorino is too expensive. Just use parmesan instead.
>>526154802it's your mutt in chief who is mad about the rest of the world never knowing a vermont white sharp cheddar, not us.
>>526154802>CheddarIf Britain wanted to we could protect that word, just like "Champagne" and "Parmigiano Reggiano".Your New World cheese-making attempts exist solely by British grace and goodwill.
>point out american "cheese" isn't real cheese>amerimutts start seething lol
What's everyone's favorite basic cheese to eat?
>>526153141Smegma isn’t really an issue when circumcised.
>>526155091Not all Parmesean is the same. Reggiano is the only one worth purchasing.
>>526153057issue is with names. Americans want to sell products that are tied to specific region.
>>526155153Why do eurofags, bongs on particular, still larp like they are relevant and powerful?
>>526155166normally buy this one mate
>>526153057What?-We don't want American cheese, a few people consume the Philadelphia brand-most of us can't afford european cheese >>526153234We have common cheese and LESS common cheese
>>526155099Hans shut the fuck up. Even if it was available you faggot foreigners would still say its shit just because you dispise us. You all have something up your ass over Americans 24/7
>>526155374>4pbtid>all of them are seething
>>526155308>Reggiano is the only one worth purchasingbecause that it's only parmesan. Grana padano and peccorino are different cheeses from different regions
>>526154683>American food is so full of sugar that they need to cover the awful taste with cheese.Could be it. Starved of umami flavour in meats that satisfies hunger.Overwhelming any natural umami produced, with quick-reared livestock, beef full of growth hormones, chickens full of chlorine, and pork products full of sodium nitrite. Then dressings, marinades, spice blends, sauces, and condiments full of sugar and more salt.Maybe there's no umami to taste unless they smother it in cheese.
>>526155153>new world cheese attemptsthe English brought it here and then built the first cheese factory to ever exist, retard. At one point they were exporting cheddar back to England itself. You are stupid and probably brown. If not, you have a similar IQ.
>>526153057We have invented this DOP protection for our products, which is just half-ass form of trademark and half-ass form of tariffs without the need to call it a tariffs.while with it you can defend your products in a globalized market it cannot in a multipolar market.furthermore, the other weakness is that in order to maintain the DOP label, the production scale is capped, therefore the opportunity for competitors to arise will never leave.
>>526155570What they did to Cadbury alone should justify the murder of every mutt on the planet.
>>526153955based cheesebro
>>526153057I'm pretty sure whatever you produce over there isn't even legally allowed to call itself cheese anywhere else.
>>526155530They’re the same cheese. Nobody bothers calling parmigiano-reggiano because laziness, but they’re the same type of cheese made with different components.
>>526155156All non-Americans have an inferiority complex. You have a psychological need to be butthurt over America as a defense mechanism against your insecurities. Every moment of your lives revolve around America and every single one of you is desperately in love with America, despite all the shit you talk. Consider how you willingly spend all of your time hanging around Americans on American websites like this one. What you really want is for Americans to recognize your existence and validate you, and when we don't appeal to your insecure needy satisfaction you get asspained and lash out. You are getting angry reading this and the overt declaration of the truths in this post, but you won't leave 4chan despite the painfully illogical act of spending all your time hanging around Americans if you actually hate them. Your actions speak for themselves. Non-Americans are like insecure girls desperately looking to be noticed from the alpha male and trash talking as a means to make themselves feel better when they don't get the attention they crave.
>>526153057If I understand correctly, it is related to recent EU free trade deal with South Americas (Mercosur). Which might make EU cheese cheaper than american, if there is no free trade deal between USA and South Americas.
>>526153689>Why do they despise me so?
>>526153955>I will melt you down >I will make you slurp
Only Uruguay and Argentina make real cheese in south america because we brought swiss farmers back in the day. Brazil tries but comes up with weak cottage slop.
>>526155729Are you retarded? They have very different flavour profiles and different ingredients. Grana Padano is vegetarian, Parmigiano is not
>>526155866>he doesn’t eat spoonfuls of cottage cheese every morning and after every workout ngmi
>>526155166I put stilton on everything
>>526153141FPBP, we make nothing kraut bro, like nothing. China should cut off the nation and let the riots ensue.
>>526155871Might want to at least do a cursory search on the matter before responding again.
>>526155689AI>DOP (Denominazione di Origine Protetta) is a certification system designed to protect and promote regional food products tied to specific geographical origins and traditional production methods—it's about authenticity and quality control, While the strict standards *can* make it harder for foreign producers to compete (since they can't replicate the origin claims), the primary intent isn't to impose tariffs (direct or indirect) but to prevent fraud (e.g., counterfeit "Parmigiano Reggiano" made outside Italy). >That said, some argue DOP *functions* like a non-tariff barrier by creating market exclusivity—similar to how tariffs protect domestic industries. The key difference is intent: tariffs are explicitly fiscal/trade tools, while DOP is a cultural/legal safeguard. The EU even fights for DOP protections in trade agreements (e.g., "Champagne" only from France). >So, indirect effect? Maybe. Indirect tariff? Legally, no—but economically, it can have comparable market impacts.
>>526155805No, it's just about the EU name protections included in that deal. Like how parmesan has to come from certain regions of Italy, or how champagne has to come from Champagne, France. Americans are seething because they'll no longer be allowed to market their knockoff products under those names.That's it. That's the whole controversy.
>>526155743>seething this hardAnd why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
YOU VILL BUY ZE AMERICAN CHEESE
>>526155453Yeah you have been seething a lot. Thanks for admitting it.
>>526156021Pecorino isn't even made with cow's milk, it's made of sheep's milk
>>526156174But they’re all “Parmesan” cheese. People call parmigiano-reggiano “Parmesan” because A) it’s the best of the bunch and B) it’s a pain in the ass to type out parmigiano-reggiano and people who say it come across as pretentious fuckwads.
>>526156063Then it would have surfaced earier.Like week or so that new free trade agreement was signed. If USA side is whining, may be they seen that there are drop of import requests from South America. If not mistaken, then on goods from Brazil, there was 40% import tariffs in USA. Doubt that there was 0% tariffs from USA goods which gets imported in Brazil.If because of tariff differences, goods from EU become like 10% cheaper (while in home countries are still more expensive than USA goods), it can be enough for markets to switch.Why purchase Gouda from USA, if can get Gouda from Netherlands 10% cheaper?And that price difference can be enough to change market structure, and generate complains about "EU cheese monopoly in South Americas".
>>526156072Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>mutts think their uneducated takes on cheese matterlol I bet they never tasted real cheese
>>526156363Try putting your posts into AI to see how retarded you are
>>526154657It’s really a profound craft. How can things which are so texturally different like a red Leicester and a Camembert be the same thing? How can the flavor of a raclette come from the same process that makes mozzeralla? And forget about blue cheeses. I wish I had more opportunity to try Spanish and Portuguese cheeses. I also wish Americans cultivated sheep and goats more widely because their cheeses are so good. My sister raises goats and makes her own cheese and it’s incredible.
>>526156513Why do they continuously win first place in European cheese contests then? Can you explain it? I can if it's too hard for you.
>>526156363Argentine reggianito is good too
>>526156600>food competitions are real
>>526156600Rogue creamery is dropping off in quality though. Their blue this year was underwhelming.
>>526155576>At one point they were exporting cheddar back to England itself.No they weren't. It's not cheddarWe have many hard cheeses similar to cheddar here; gloucester, leicester etc. but they're not cheddar because they're made elsewhere with variations in the milk and ageing process.However yanks decided all English-style hard cheeses should be called cheddar, because you can't pronounce words like "Gloucester", "Leicester" etc. and coined a phrase "cheddaring" for the process of making cheese in the English style, which has gone on to mean all cheeses in that style can be called "cheddar" instead of it having a protected regional status like other European cheeses.Now there is shit from America like "red cheddar" that is exported to other countries but doesn't exist in England, because here it is and always was red leicester
>>526156600An American won the World Cheese Award once in 2019 with Rogue River Blue and it was so shocking it was headline news. Europeans are back to winning again every year since.
>>526155729how are they same? They are only same in a way that it's hard cow cheese. I guess then težački sir from dalmatia is also parmesan
>>526156781did you know regular cheddar in America is called "white cheddar" because they added orange dye to their cheddar for so long, the regular stuff looks white to them
>>526153057We achieved cheese independence with picrel (queijo minas) so don't even bother. We don't care about and we don't need whatever you euro and mutt faggots are making in the cheese department.
>>526156589if you like sheep cheese, try our national "bryndza". which American cheese should I try?
>>526156849They’ve already fucked it up. Nowhere near as good this year as previous years. I always grab a few for the holidays and it was just an inferior product this year.
>>526157077>queijo de macaco
American products are not even allowed to use the word cheese here in Brazil.Literally 60% palm oil.
>>526153057never get between White people and their cheese
>>526157145enshittificationI've noticed every good craft beer from 10 years ago is now dogshit too
>>526156756>it's not real cuz le amerimutts won!!!grow a brain moran
>>526156849>anglokike lying like usual
>>526157301no they aren't real. They give out cheese awards left and right. Often I hear that some croatian cheese won some "prestigious" award. It's all bullshit
>>526157009>tradition started for visual consistency and marketing in England that Americans adopteddisingenuous fucking anglokike. you are worse than jews.
>>526157374Falsify my post by showing the World Cheese Award winners. You can't, you could only post some AI slop presenting a vague, Trump-tier "yes we've been winning big!" statement, with your biased prompt cropped out, and consider it a victory because you don't have a rational or intelligent mind.
>>526153057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zty8dkkgpi8
>>526153246>Consenting adults want to trade cheese they mutually agree to call Feta>EU bans it because Feta can only be made in Greece and nowhere else on the planetsuddenly borders matter?
>>526157187You're a fuckin bong. You don't know what good food is in general, much less what a good cheese is. You eat beans for breakfast ffs.
>>526157604anglokike piece of shit. all you do is lie.
>>526157126Cabot clothbound is probably the flagship for American cheddars. They wrap it in cloth and cave age it. In terms of a truly American cheese that’s probably the closest we come to achieving it. Most of our cheeses are immigrations of European cheeses and while they can be very good they aren’t original. Rogue creamery in Oregon became famous for their blue which they wrap in local grape leaves and wash with brandy and some years it’s very good, the sweetness of the brandy balancing the strong blue flavor, but it’s declined in recent years. I’m in a bit of a cheese desert where I live, you’d be better off asking anons who live in Vermont or Wisconsin because those are the dairy capitals of the US.
>>526157604
>>526153057Mutts only want imitation cheeze and that shit in a can anyways? That being said I'm not eating south American double Gloucester.
>>526153057South America can make their own processed cheeses for cheaper and don't need to import cheese from the US. They can't make European or Canadian cheeses so they have to import them.
>>526157530your denial of reality isn't my problem
>>526157301it's not thoughas a competition it's highly subjectivesame foods can go in year after year and then suddenly winit's all bullshit I don't give a shit who wins it
>>526157895>Cabot clothbound is probably the flagship for American cheddarsIt is but that isn't what we are trying to export. We are trying to flood the south american market with Velveeta.
>>526157924>earns major praiseSo it didn't win then. And this is supposed to be an own? Lmao.
>>526153141>Germans can't be funn-ACK
>>526157604>>526157891>>526157924Holy BTFO. Anglomahmud seething coping and malding once again.
>>526158128it beat out your cheeses. that's all i care about.
>>526158114I was having a side conversation unrelated to OP
>>526157878t. Nordeste
I have anti-christ fatigue
>>526153057Eating American cheese is like eating dog shit right off of the street.
>>526158302You won’t do shit
>>526153224An unexpected and delightful kek, anon.Well done.
>>526158152>didn't read the screenshots, just went with the vibes>Holy BTFOThe absolute state of Ameribrains.My post STILL hasn't been falsified btw.
>>526158339you do that quite a bit, akmed?
>>526158339If a g*rm isn’t eating shit he’s instead talking about eating shit on the internet
>>526153057Well the amerifats produce mostly some yellow cheese-like ersatz products, I don't think there's much competition.
>>526158424>wikipediashariahstan not sending their best it seems
>>526158424They really seem to like Gruyère
>>526158424classic example of anglokike moving the goal posts in an attempt to be correct. you got btfo, retard. just accept it and move on.
>>526158283
>>526157878>much less what a good cheese ism8, even the French concede that we make some nice cheeses in Britain. Particularly blue cheeses like Stilton and Shropshire
>>526153141Circumcised dicks dont get dick cheese you idiot, take some basic biology before you try to crack jokes
>>526158424>nooo i meant this one specific competition not the others!kek
>>526158570see >>526154940it's like you people are bots
>>526158983>>526158644post the winner history of some other international cheese awards then >>526158599>it disagrees with me therefore it's fake>no evidence to the contrarybrain damaged
Americucks grasping at straws as usual
>>526153057A bump on this highly important thread. I can live without computers, phones, cars, even clothes, but I CANNOT live against good EU cheese.Cheese is life."American" ((cheese)) is not even real cheese, it's plastic melted for goyim.
>>526159136Burek with bialo sirene
>>526154312European SOF trained the Delta Force you absolute retard.
>>526159103go back to my original post and read it very slowly.
>>526158828>Blue cheese>Good cheeseI don't eat rotten food.
>>526158570>american flavorJewish cum?
>>526159309good news, blue cheese isn't rotten
>>526159259>suddenly a memeflagouted yourself
>>526159215This, when you eat one in the morning with yoghurt you are set for the whole day of working, even at construction.
>>526159381>suddenly i had it in the beginning of the thread, dumbfuck. not an argument.
>>526158828Ooh, stilton is good and so are pretty much all blue cheese
>>526159309Blue cheese contains K vitamins. Vit K2 prevents calcium deposits on walls of arteries.
>>526159364There is something rotten in that cheese and I don't have to be the prince of Denmark to notice it.
>>526153234They almost exclusively produce meat(that makes utter shit milk for cheese) to export.The Cheese culture in most of SA is gone (they have no real seasons unless you go deep into the south) so the demand of cheese went to pretty much what ever stuff you put on a burger, pizza or subway sandwich they produce locally by 2-3 large producers. Anything else is a special market that is pretty much 100% covered by imports or super local products.
>>526159259>Why do they continuously win first place in European cheese contests then?Something you haven't proved, but I have proved wrong.Just have some decency and leave the thread now, I've done you.
>>526159721Apparently, in hot weather, cows are not as milk-productive as in more temperate climate.There was time when Fidel Castro wanted to develop icecream industry in Cuba. Got limited results. Video related:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF-yBAkLFfw
>>526153057Isn't American cheese grated plastic or something? Just sell it to Denmar and let them make Legos out of it.
>>526154518Stay mad
>>526153057>Literal Cheese WarsCow and Chicken predicted this.
>>526156401>The official said the US had repeatedly raised its concerns with countries including Brazil and the EU, which would secure protection for more than 340 named foods, as part of trade negotiations.>A trade negotiator for a Mercosur nation said that “geographical indication” for certain products was a long-running gripe for the Americans, but insisted they had not been contacted about the issue recently.It has surfaced earlier and americans have complained about it before. But EU and the Mercosur countries just decided to ignore them to finally close the deal. That's all the article says.
>>526158790Isso é bosta
>>526153057>cheese thread How convenient, was thinking about ordering some nice stuff. Anyone know of a good sharp YELLOW cheddar mixed with ale/beer/whiskey? Years ago Pumpkin Head Ale did some cross promotion where they made something called alehouse cheddar and it was delicious. Ever since I haven't been able to find anything as good because all beer/ale cheddars I look for are white cheddar (meh) or have some sort of other shoddy quality like one I ordered that had so much salt it was crusted.
>>526160664Ah, interesting. Good to know.
>>526153328>The US produces the most cheese in the world*Cheese flavoured product
>>526160290That's another factor but Patagonia/Torres del Paine would be prime cheese making areas yet the entire industry is not larger than a products that are regional known
>>526163331Probably related to profitability. For what is greater demand. For meat, for which you can get foreign currency, which have higher degree of stability than argentinan pesso. Or milk products.
>>526153057Begun the cheese wars have...
>>526153162>Can't beat italian cheese man, nope, can't beat itTruth. But some english cheese is good too, like Stilton.
