How to bypass this filter as a chud?
>>526163000Become the HR stacy
>>526163000Why is Anne Hathaway the HR meme? Sorry I'm old. Wtf did I miss?
>>526163197thats what competent HR women look like, subtly jewish, fake smile. as an outsider youre most likely to see this face in an HR department because they do all the work (of filtering out white men)
>>526163000Get comfortable lying. But make them believable lies. They also hate 1PBTID posters so yeah work on that first.
>>526163000apply to a company where the hiring manager isn't a lazy nigger. i just hired someone for $120k/yr. HR woman was just a wagie who scheduled candidates for interview that i liked. i work at a fortune 50 company so its not like this is some mom & pop place.
Types of relationships ranked:Tier S (mythical)>LTR with virginTier A>harem of tinder whoresTier B>hagmaxxing/sugar mommyTier C>affairs>hook upsTier D>escortsTier E>sex dolls>sex botsTier F (just...why?)>LTR with non virgin (average westoid foid)
>>526163353I just realized how shit she looks here. Damn, webcams really make you look like shit.
>>526163197She made this video during COVID when all the celebrities threw that pity party about how life sucks because they can't leave their $10 million dollar mansions.Around this same time is when Zoom meetings started taking over all jobs. There was some meme about how she looks like an HR lady about to lay off an entire team of employees and it stuck.
>Upon careful review, we regret to inform you>tee hee
>>526163530S tier Chad here. Been with my wife since we were 15&13. Just found out we are expecting. Life is good.
>>526164800that is excellent newsmy wife and I have been together for 12 years now, married for 6. We have a 1 year old and I have zoomer 17 year old from a previous engagement. He's just as terrible as you would imagine this generation is and just can't understand why he can't get anything over on me.
>>526163197she fits the bill 100%. I've never met her or seen her movies even and I'm certain that she's a cunt
>>526163000Have decent grades in uni and apply to a phd position and then postdoctoral. That's the only way to bypass these subhumans.
>>526163000wtf is a CV? what filter? what the fuck are you talking about?
>>526165824>go to uniyou already lost the game.
I got my job with a five minute interview with two men and I just got promoted last month via a 15 minute interview with three men. I'm well aware this is nearly impossible in the 2020s and not going to ever happen for most people. But that's still what happened for me.
>>526163000>How to bypass this filter as a chud?unfortunately the era of do nothing office jobs for white males is completely over unless you are a 6'5" chad. Fortunately its the golden age for people who actually know how to do things you can't fake. If you actually provide a good or service you can basically name your price.Essentially we have re-instituted feudalism with a ruling class that does literally nothing other than be evil, and a robust guild system filled with the only people capable of doing the things essential for society to function.
>>526163000Don't put your photo in the cv. Throw some wemen-friendly hobbies, like reading. Make it all look normal, but unique.
>>526163000Figure out a libshit approved TikTok personality (non political) and play that character. These people are trash and you should feel no shame to lie to their faces as they lie to yours. Once hired and 3 months in, take off the mask and reveal you were a Chud. These worthless cints know their days are numbered.
>>526165824>instead of spending your prime years earning, stay in adult daycare and end up as a 25 year old NEET with 100k debt and zero skills!Lol no, academia is a joke.
>>526163000>How to bypass this filter as a chud?Be a nonwhite woman
>>526166177>Don't put your photo in the cv. Throw some wemen-friendly hobbies, like reading. Make it all look normal, but unique.no"we are looking for a project manager for our new product"0% chance of getting the job"it's Texas, its 105 degree out and if we don't get the air conditioner fixed we will all literally die of heat stroke"they have to hire you if they want to live
>>526163000The demon face meme is real
>>526166223>Figure out a libshit approved TikTok personalitynope, this is the boomer firm handshake adviceMost jobs are bullshit but there are many that actually need people to do them. You basically can't get fired from those unless you commit a felony.
>>526166259Bro you get paid to do a PhDt. knower
I only got a job because HR didn't look at my resume, the boss did.It was for a developer position and we just talked about guns the whole time.My interview success rate is over 90% if I can interview with a c-title. The only time that failed was when it was a pajeet.
>>526163000Get a trade job in a high demand industry
>>526163000Each roastie whore that is violently beaten to death is one less race traitor that fucks literal obsolete crop harvesting implements.
>>526166470they hire pure white anglo saxons if you have any eastern or southern european admixture they wont hire you, irish is a bit iffy
>>526164800at least some people can win
>>526163197its an actual phenotype. stick around enough human resource threads and youll see anne hathaway doppelgangers everywhere in corporate photos
>>526163000>How to bypass this filter as a chud?Find a manger on LinkedIn and talk to him directly. Arrange a call on the phone or to meet up in person. Only do this if you're not socially inept.
>>526166597you have to be pure white if you last name ends with -ski or you have a mc- in your name you are unhirable to those people
>>526163000>shift deletes itkek, nice touch
>>526166429If you're about to suggest the trades then fuck off. Otherwise the only option is "muh networking" which requires a different pre-made personality.
>>526164800Same. 20 years last year (21 on this shitty anime website lmao). Three kids.
>>526166713>If you're about to suggest the trades then fuck off.brain surgeryactual difficult codingactual engineeringactual medical researchthe list goes on, most people have a title that says they are an engineer but don't actually do any engineering work etc.believe it or not they still need people to do very complicated things in society. The only reason I would suggest the trades to people here is because you are all too stupid to do high levels of anything other than racism.
>>526165869It's what pretentious fags call a resume. It's Latin for something gay. There's slight differences between the two like length but it's essentially a resume and only pretentious faggots and euros (same thing) say CV.
>>526163000https://youtu.be/ZRE9jRtiO3I
>>526163000I want to rape an HR roastie strangle her and hang her lifeless body upside down from the eiffel tower as a warning to the Jews and all who serve them
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>>526166936>gets HR Stacey's panties wetYou're hired!
>>526166336Is this supposed to make sense you brown retard?
Just work at the shittiest place possible then leaveThe system spends more training people that aren’t working than it does on employees, it will collapse soon. HR roastie is paid as much as a veteran employee.
>>526163000HR ladies love me at every job i've had. HR loves me, the safety lady loves me. it's not that hard. are you so autistic you cannot even come off as normal? >bring old payroll lady herbal tea one tim>they talk about how nice and well mannered you are for an entire year and treating you poorly would now be unpopular with other women
>>526167066This anon knows how to play the game
>>526167023oh your one of those mexican zoomers that can't readlet me speak your languagestacy no make machine go go you make machine go go
>>526167180every single person in that picture is a white male, you will find that even for braindead careers like electrician work or plumbing
>>526163197I don't get it either.
>>526167308I hope she didn't scrape those objectively perfect feet
>>526166889Fair enough and respectable take. Currently attempting Python and hope to make something out of it regarding data.
>>526163000Own your own business or consultancy. It's the only way unless you can retire or NEET.>>526163103fuuuuck that. Hiring should be organic to departmental management not a separate entity.
>>526163000send dick pics in CV!
>>526167418>Currently attempting Python and hope to make something out of it regarding data.there are no jobs for people "currently attempting python" you could barely a job doing that in the 90syou need to code on a level that would cause an aneurysm for a female HR manager...anyway..."nuclear fission reactor workers"hmmmm all white males for some reason
>>526167180Well shit.>An EUV system (Extreme Ultraviolet System) refers to the highly complex, billion-dollar machines used in semiconductor manufacturing to print incredibly tiny circuit patterns onto silicon wafers, enabling the creation of the most advanced microchips for modern electronics using 13.5nm EUV light and precise mirrors. These massive machines, made exclusively by ASML, are crucial for producing features below 7nm, allowing for faster, smaller, and more powerful processors in smartphones, AI, and other devices, with High-NA being the next generation.
>>526163000MOMTHE DISGUSTING RAT FACED KIKE TRANNY POSTED IT AGAIN IT'S HILARIOUS, IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUSYOU SLOPED FOREHEAD NAPPY HAIRED NIGGER
>>526167359Nope.
>>526163000Have your resume come with a recommendation by one of the guys that works at the place you're applying to.Networking! It's still an old boys club and you're a man!
stacey no make big hole machine make holeone stacey in office
>>526166597>that rear sightNeed a true /k/ommando to help me out, but, that adjustable leaf sight made me think it is was some sort of sporterized combloc surplus in a new stock at first. But then, I don't see any sort of bolt. So is it just an air rifle, then?Until The Light Takes Us is a good album tho.
>>526163000>hmm he is well qualified, BUT>his hobbies say video games>instant delete
>>526167536Oh you're some generic life advice meth head. NVM. KYS for being a retard. >inb4 NUH UH I MAKE A GORILLION DOLLARS Post any proof or I call LARP.
>>526163000start your own business or start your own franchise. pretty sure Grocery Outlet is trying to expand. those are usually run by a husband and wife, but im sure two smart guys or even one very enterprising guy could run one. you make bank and have access to endless free food. or do mobile oil change.
>>526167754you want my PIN number and a swab of my DNA too officer?
>>526167593This brightened my day, thanks anon :)
>>526167807Nah. Just stop lying on the Internet, faggot.
>>526167754you get paid in a capitalistic society based on how replaceable you areaaron judge gets paid 40 million dollars a year because there are like 3 people in the entire world that can hit a major league fastball consistently 400 feetif you got a job because the manager likes you, chances are you are pretty replaceablethere are many complex jobs in this world that pay very well because you can't just hire someone and give them a week of training to do.
>>526165824>postdoctoralEnjoy making bachelor level money as you beg on street corners for someone to actually hire you at PhD salary.
the whole concept of freemasonry is actually related to this:freemasonmasonry historically has been an extremely skill intensive job and in the past probably included more concepts of structural engineering than it does nowmasons were free men because you can't just hire a bum off the street to build an aqueduct, If you wanted water for your city you had to ask them nicely.
>>526167974Thanks for the basic economics, BoomerX. I know you're not any of these high irreplaceable jobs but feel the need to LARP like you are. Im tempted to say you have spic in your blood as well.
>>526168133>He took a hit off the meth pipe.
>>526167828Join us on /tv/ bro, /pol/ is the newfag board
>>526168140>Im tempted to say you have spic in your blood as well.spoken like a true member of the upper classwhat ivy did you go to?
>>526168206youd understand if your job skills were more than just "the manager likes me because im white"
>>526163000CV?
>>526163000>HR lady>shift deletingThat thot doesn't even know how to delete a file.
>>526168221Only if they stop pruning /trek/ after 30 posts
>>526168248So you are brownLast question: what do you do for work?>inb4 you don't answer Again, take another hit off the meth pipe and OD.We joke about 1PBTID but we need to start calling out retards who go off on tangents for 25+ posts and say nothing of value.
>>526168489For reals?Of all the possible complaints.
>>526166587In my experience this has been the HR lady phenotype
>>526163000you can't. better to just kick quotafoids out of the workforce
>>526163197Arsenal fan, unfortunately.
>>526163000Ketman obviously>iykyk
>>526168497Last question boy… where did you get your degree from
>>526168941>No u>Proceeds to meth out>"You talk like upper middle class though every job I've suggested would imply an income of upper middle class". Can't even get your own world view straight. Again, overdose on meth. I'll wait for your sparky reply and exit the thread. >At a state uni in Nebraska.
>>526163353>jewshe's not jewish therefore the solution would be to seduce and fornicate with her regularly
>>526168497I’m going to tell you why I know your a low class gutter brown.Your question is “what do you do for a living” on a forum for males 18-40. Asking someone what they do for a living is appropriate for two types of men: gutter trash factory workers, and doctors in their 50sThe more appropriate question is mine: where did you get your degree from
>>526169180Boy tell me where you got your degree from. I have connections at DHS I can get ICE sent to your taco stand if you keep evading my question.
>>526164800Imagine thinking that is something to be proud of. Bro was simping before puberty.
>>526163197The fake smile and dead eyes on a chick that was hot a decade ago absolutely nails your average corporate HR person.
>>526169400>BoomerX cant even read to see where my degree is fromIt's from one of the 2 largest cities in Nebraska. >BoyDefinitely poorfag talk. Kill yourself for shitting up the thread with your schizo shit. L8r, dork.
>>526169599You sound like a jeet. Kys.
>>526169599Wow the top ranked school in Nebraska is ranked 117I don’t give personal info to white trash gutter half Mexicans like you I’d probably get robbed by one of your “homies”
>>526163197It's the forced smile.It matches a lot of the fake demeanor women tend to put on interacting with people, especially in office settings, and comes across as predatory.The screenshot is from a Zoom video during COVID. Since COVID, it's more common to have meetings over Zoom than in person at office jobs.So basically the image just captures the modern HR persona.
Imagine going to a school literally ranked outside the top 100This nigga probably took the SAT with a crayon while smoking a joint lol
wait until you find out these women are retiring early because of peromenopause and it's all jeets who only hire jeets of their own caste.
>>526170004Best bowling team in the nation though. Perennial bowling powerhouse.
>>526164800>my wifeGtfo normie. Not welcome here
>>526170108They think they’ve successfully gatekept men from employment. All they’ve done is kept out their retarded boyfriends while the nerds who actually know how to do things are doing business as usual.
>>526170281>>>/r9k/
>>526170281gtfo yourself faggot, we win when more of us dads go through chan college
>>526163103Better yet start your own HR company and profit. You only need one loyal HR cow to go through CVs with AI and you're already a cheaper service than most of them.
Let me spin you low class Zoomies a tale. What you guys are describing is the office culture in America from the 70s-2000. White guys getting hired because it was a boys club. Dudes hanging out just chillin. Women at the front desk and maybe the occasional psycho overachiever who was just a man with tits. I visited my dad at work a bunch of times in the 90s. It was a less weird less angry smarter 4chan irl. If you all had been upper middle class like me you’d know what was taken from you. You’d be so angry right now we’d elect Hitler.Trust me you don’t want to know what was stolen from you.
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>>526171306I think most people know this and its fairly evident you self-important faggot
>>526171593Fag
>>526163000I don't know anon, I don't fucking now, I'm sending cvs every day, I am learning a third language (a fourth technically but the regional one is useless) I do it both the boomer way (go to place, leave the physical copy) and the actual functional way (digital), I got a little bit of experience, it's impossible, I'm a few CVs away from starting to call on phone every one of these businesses and yell at them, I failed my family, my enviroment, myself, every one and it gets worse as I get older and money opportunities even less reachable, I know I'm the meme of the basedjak saying faggot stuff to randos but it's my last concern right now. I have 5 years left until I hit 30, if by then everything is the same I plan to solve this problem permanently since at that point I will be automatically removed from the job pool as in a somehow more clear way than I seem to be right now.
>>526171593No you understand it intellectually. You don’t truly understand it.
>>526172154Whatever you say you self-importang faggot
>>526172253You think you know but you have no idea
>>526171978>I failed my family, my enviroment, myself, every oneNah. Society failed you. It failed all of us. This isn't normal by any means.
>>526172334Solipsistic retard
I'm a southerner. I was gatekept from corporate offices since birth.
>>526163530Tier A just makes me feel guilty, I dont like it
>>526163000Say you're a transgender hispanic on your application with an undisclosed disability.
>>526163000Not my problem.
>>526167308>>526167359high heels should be banned
>>526163000>36more like 46 to 56
>>526163000Know someone to pull your app
>>526163000Attach massive BWC pic to your CV
>>526170914Calm down Mehmet. That's no way to speak to us humans.
>>526168605more like the bazoinga mommy milkers lady phentoype >BOOOIIINNNG
>>526172374My family are all in their sixties so I'm aware they're by default biased and have every advantage in the world, but in Christmas dinner they kept telling me when I said everything is worse than 10 years ago that that's not true, that they see more people outside spending, employment is better than like 2018, long etc, it genuinely make me hate my guts, they really believe I am a lazy ass. I may have not taken the best choices but I am trying, I am the first one who wants to move out and start living. I would not throw CVs or try to learn new things if I wasn't.
>>526163000>be me>highly experienced in her niche field>likely most experienced SME under 50>can't find job because roasties >go international>work for foreign company>use cheap cost of foreign labor to undercut US market>help cause destruction of like 30% of my specific US marketI'm not even meming or larping, I'm unironically the child burning the village for warmth in that stupid African idiom.
