>first Muslim mayor of NYC will have a cleaner asshole than any mayor who ever came before him.Our response, white bros?
>>526167616>OMG HE'S BUYING A BIDETwho cares? this is really just Obama 2.0
zutt will be happy or maybe sad?
>>526167616>Not sure about shaking your hand but I will concede to the fact that you probably have a very clean asshole mr mayor
>>526167616Bidets are actually based and would save us a lot of money.I find it hilarious because you know homeboy was carrying around a shitty water bottle before this, but had to ditch it for optics.
>>526167616Ever since I tried wet napkins I can't go back. It's like someone is licking your asshole clean.
He's got the cutest smile of all the current politicians in Murica. Male or female.
>>526167616The dark evil force of toilet paper deep state will take vengeance on this.
>wipe anus with handsthis is cleaner how?
You’re a filthy fucking animal if you’re not using a bidet.
>>526168116>wet napkinsThat's not good for the environment, just buy a bidet.And you need to squat to shit too.
>>526168651normal humans have solid shits, abdulrajeet
>>526167616at least he's not installing a sandbox in there. if you know you know.
>>526167616The fag wants to clean his asshole before getting assfucked, the biggest step for islam in a 1000 years
>>526168651You still need wet wipes because cold water isn't for washing except coloured clothes cycle. Bidet should use warm water then you wet wipe your butthole for the best result.
>>526167616Bidets are pretty great ngl. I installed one at home and now if i shit at work i have to wipe like 6 times.
>>526167616Why are you on /pol/ talking about man asses? Fucking faggot
>>526167616The coloured fecaloid mindset
>>526167616when i look at semites i feel nauseous immediately
>>526168807>>526168721Retards. The goal is not to completely sanitize your asshole. It’s to remove poo particles which bidets using hot or cold water do exceptionally well. I only need a small amount of tp to dry off and that small amount of tp always shows that my butthole is poop free. Wiping simply cannot achieve this whether you have wet shits or not.
>>526167616Bidets are useless when you can attach a small water hose to the toilet.
>>526169204Poop get washed off skin easily but everyone got hair on their taint so that's why tp never does the full job by default. Bidets could be normalized over time in new constructed homes anyway.
>>526167616A man who cleans house expect visitors.
>>526169745She wears the pants in the relationship and the strap on in the bedroom.Just wait to see "his" politics take a turn because she's pulling his strings behind the curtain.Islam or not, he will c u c k out.
>>526167616Aww shit nigga its Obama with a Blackberry all over again.
A hole has an aspect ratio. Wiping the surface doesn't clean the tube. It will ooze. Now, you either from a bum washing culture or a hand shaking culture. This multiculture doesn't wash. I live in the bush. Laundry is hard. Choose wisely
>>526169745>it’s gay to not have a poopy buttholeKill yourself you filthy unwashed retard
>>526167616You are supposed to use a bidet AND soap you fucking subhumansWash your fucking asshole
is this seriously the best they've got on him? KEKThis is shaping up to be a humiliating loss for the american right.
Tp leaves morgellons this leads to piles
>>526167616Dont muslims use their bare fingers to scrape the poop out?
>>526170403That sounds like the best way to do it. What freaks me out is sharty westerners with dirty undies sharing padded porous furniture; at least one never has to shake a muzzies hand
>>526169047>semiteAbbojeet cope.
>>526171634found the rat faced semite
>Man changes toilet in his house.!Wow that’s so interesting. Truly a historic moment. In other historic news, I’m getting my screens replaced in my windows.
