serious contender for funniest shit ever
>>526172270>arrest cartel and gang members>arrest taco makerswhich one will ICE pick?
Spit tacos?
>>526172270KekPls be true
>>526172270The laws the law Pedro, you have to go back
I can't believe you gave the ICE agents the 'ol spicy cleavland steamer. My own son trying to rob me of my last $50. Poisoning a Federal Officer is a felony or some shit you gotta use the legal system to protect the people from that sort of thing.
>>526172391How come you dont try to go to Japan that in sure youre morbidly obsessed with, tell the emperor borders are fake and mean, and try to open a hot dog stand there? This is a serious question and I expect a serious answer. Why dont you go?
>>526172270>undercover white dudes turn out to be ICE......UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ALL WHITES ARE UNDERCOVER ICEI REPEAT ALL WHITES ARE ICE, ALL WHITES (ICE AGENTS) ARE TO BE ATTACKED ON SIGHT AND EXPELLED FROM ANY ESTABLISHMENT
>>526172270Based
>>526172559How about ICE arrests some actual violent gang members for once? Are they capable of doing that, or are they only capable of killing goofy lesbians?
>>526172270I voted for this.
>>526172270Kek this is all going to end so horrible for whites in this country. Comically evil shit like this never ends well for those being accused of doing it
share this dire message comrades, may science be with us all
>>526172270Very good
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>>526172525Panty chowder.
>>526172270kek based
>>526172568>>526172666share this comrades
But Hombre, you asked for the Cambandero and the menu clearly reads eight of eight on the spicy scale. It's not poison, you're just haven't acclimated to Jalapenos. You'll shit like a firehose for the next week and then you'll be fine. Diversity is your strength Hombre, don't be an Anti-Semite against multicultural food, that's a hate crime against Jews. Diversity is always right. It's not like I forced the dish onto you at gunpoint.
>>526172670That's a repurposed sexbot
>>526172739anon go back to bed
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Are we supposed to believe Minnesota Mexican food is good? I live in Texas, fuck that shit. I've had Mexican food up north one time and the faggots used cabbage in Pico de Gallo.
ICE are the coolest motherfuckersSupport your local ICE agents!
>>526172391They are the same thing. Do you really think every shit town in the US can actually support 1,379 taco shops and 4,325 breakfast burrito vans? It's money laundering.
That's fucking hilarious. Illegals raus. Deport yourselves now rather than getting dragged out of the house you're squatting in for your neighbors to gawk at.>>526172622They have been, but illegal aliens are criminals too. They lower wages, they cause house and food and utilities to be more expensive. They also make pretty much everything else more expensive too because of the artificial demand they place on our economy just by being here. If YOU care about them so much why don't YOU sponsor them on your own dime, in your own house? Are you a hypocrite or something? Why saddle all of us with the consequences of your performative faggy wants and desires to allow diseased criminals to squat in my country?
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>>526172270that's pretty funny>>526172391the day has 8 work hours, why not just arrest both?
>>526172976>a guy that makes tacos is the same as a gang member that kills people and traffics cocaine nice retard logic, I think I'm immune though
>>526172664>it's okay when shitskins are comically evil toward Whites :^)What are you? Right now you look like an impotent little bitch to me.
>>526173111>he doesn't see how they're all tied together because of a lifetime of being misinformed by propagandists to get him to vote against his nation's best interestsYou really are dumb. I hope we can figure out a way to make it harder for retards like you to vote.
>>526172976it's the same here with kebab shops.open 16 hours a day, staffed by 2-3 people at all times, maybe 10 costumers per hour. and there are two more on the same streetno way that shit is profitable at all, they are just laundering money.
>>526172391Who do you think smuggle illegals in the US in the first place?The more people who get sent back to Mexico, the less Mexicans willing to pay money for a coyote to get them into the US illegally, the less money criminal cartels make
>>526173212>the taco makers are a part of the secret cartel hivemind!now we're getting into schizo logic, which is honestly more interesting at least
Most of these stories are fake as shit.
Don't worry Hombre, the AI Doctor says you'll be fine. You've just eaten the most spicy dish without acclimating by working up to it. Are you questioning the results of the Artificial Intelligence? The State and Federal required everyone believe that it's superhuman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXA0Sgqz304
>>526172270HAHAHAHAHA Thats funny as hell and a damn good way to dine and dash.
>>526173133What are you even babbling about? The point im making is if this is even real or not this is all effective propaganda to further demonize whites and its working. ICE is seen as white coded and all of this will only be remembered as white people bad
>>526172391How dare you
>>526173241Nearly every one of the somali businesses that were investigated lately showed they weren't actually doing what they get paid by the taxpayer to do. They also found suitcases at the Minneapolis airport, bound for somalia, filled with millions of dollars in cash lol.This is such a comically low IQ scam and these retards are rioting to protect these parasites that would NEVER let libtards get away with anything like this in their home country. If libtards put their foodstamps where their asshole is and actually went to somalia they'd be killed or enslaved so fast.They've been mind-raped by half a lifetime of propaganda being drummed into their ears.
>>526172270Mexicans are so 1995Throw out the arabs, pakis, curries, and somalis
>>526172792Should put a sharp steel dildo on it with blades and let it loose in Minneapolis. Goes around and just shreds asshole
>>526173284>if i just dismiss the actual nuances and intricacies of reality then I don't have to address the issue and i don't have to change my worldviewContinue being a blind retard, I don't care. Maybe one day you'll realize what a naive faggot you were. You can't even fathom how money is laundered so you think it isn't happening.
>>526173284>schizo logicBusiness fronts to launder money are not schizo logic, they are reality.
comically evil shit. stuff like this is why democrats will win every election in the midterms
>>526173471Shitskins and leftoids already think this. They were already targeting White people for deletion until Trump was re-elected. Do you think we're going to suddenly decided we no longer want what we voted for if you spook us by telling us the shitskins and commies who already hate us are gonna hate us more? Dumb ass.
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>>526173566>>526173652Actually you guys are right, ICE is totally justified in raiding taco bells over actual gang member hideouts, it's also based that trump pardoned a Honduran drug trafficker, this is all very based and logical and totally makes sense
even though republicans have made themselves pariahs over this, it's going to be even funnier watching americans react when the policy is reversed>ladies and gentleman, evil drumpf is no longer president!!>yaaaaay!>we are reversing all his policies!>YAAAAY!>so tell all the south americans, all the illegal immigrants, all the cartel members that they're all wanted, tell them to get back up here!>uhh wait what
>>526173749ICE isnt going to dent their numbers, they arent even pulling half of Obamas numbers. All this has done is max radicalized the anti white hatred for the next election cycle, retard
>>526173795Updoots have to be more satisfying than (you)s, go back home.
Muttmerica is becoming more and more clown country.
>>526173891No no I'm serious, I hope ICE raids more taco trucks rather than arresting actual gang members that are selling drugs in the US right now, that's totally going to solve our crime issues
>>526173879>All this has done is max radicalizedIt also helps disrupt the economy, not as efficient as covid, but still bretty good.
>>526173990I'm sure that all sounds really clever and convincing to you. I've no doubt at all.
>>526172391is there a difference? is one of them legal?
>>526174149I mean that's literally what your arguing and pushing for
>>526173990Why not arrest them all? Spics are spics, whether they make tacos or sell coke.
>>526172270fiction
>>526174242I haven't argued or pushed for anything. You assume everything falls within the parameters of your programming.
This is like a skit from the fucking Sopranos
>>526172270I don't get how retarded their ops guys are, like this is a fancy headline if you're a retarded memer like op, but it's only gonna result in diminishing returns, shows just how low iq current regime is
>>526172270I guess the tacos didn't taste good enough.
>>526172270I want to believe
>>526173879Half of obama's numbers were fake anyway. You forget all the self deportations just through fear of being deported eventually. You think we're going to change our views because you fucking retards who already hate us will hate us more? >hurr durr just let us keep getting away with our shit because we keep repeating big lies about you and we keep radicalizing ourselves and each other to hate you more and more :^)You might as well just kill yourself, worthless shit stain.
>>526172391TACOS ARE NOW CALLED*FREEDOM ROLLS*EAT POOPOO MEXINIGGER
>>526173990You are a retarded propaganda swallower. Just all the propaganda straight down your throat, no chewing required.Those are the ones who were targeted first and they would often bring attention to other illegals in the area who try to shelter them, so they get deported too.
>>526172270I guess the tacos tasted too good
>>526175748I dont really give a shit what you feel I just think its funny that youre pushing for your own doom for small short term gains against those who you are racist against. People who were moderate or not even political are starting to get sucked into this and becoming more left leaning. You miggers are surrounded by people who absolutely hate you now
>>526172391Turns out you don't actually need the berry pickers when you already have the recipes for their street food.
>b-b-b-but the t-t-tacos!We can make our own Mexican food.
>>526176343Because there was nothing but love before.This is what it looks like when the opponent hits you back.
>>526176533We have legal mexicans. We don't need more.
>>526176343Don't care: all female political preference is toothless and therefore illegitimate.
>>526176449Kek
>>526172622the goofy lesbians need to quit antagonizing these people if they dont want to get rekt and simply let these immigration agents remove EVERY SINGLE ONE not just the gang members, they are ALL criminals, if you dont like this system youre free to buy a one way ticket to japan or whatever countrys people meet your asian fetish qualifications and stroll into their state and say you live here now, try it and see what happens.
>>526173073>my county Good one goy.
>>526173097I SAID NO CILANTRO
Fake, no one serves ice. If They did get served by some off chance they would have huge amounts of spit in their food or shit residue if they ate anywhere that wasn't a red state. Fucking nazi scumbags
>>526173766I bet she got moist when he manhandled her like a little bitch :3
>>526177290I'd say kill yourself but your kind generally does that at some point anyway.
>>526172525basedkill all libtards and commies
>>526172270>followed the workers out after they closed
>>526172270>Unfathomably Based>ICE Agents ate a meal at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant - then arrested the staff who worked thereI aint even gone lie.... That is pretty fookin good.What i would like to know though is how on earth was the "whole" staff illegal? I get it if one or two were illegals but the staff who worked there? All of them?Meh... Who cares. Clean house dudes. Beaners niggers spics light bulb heads ect shouldnt be here illegal.
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That's like kicking in the nuts, it's an unwritten rule. Food is sacred and si is the place where you eat.amerifats just crossed a line.
>>526178103Your telling me the Nazis are larping as Feds?
>>526172664>Sending people back to their home country is "comically evil"
>>526172270>Hmmm, this taco seems too authentic...
>>526172525why do they all wear those arab scarves?
>>526172270ALL HOLES WRECKED