THE TWO SOLDIERS NORWAY SENT JUST ARRIVED IN GREENLANDStaff Sergeant #1 in Green in the front, Staff Sergeant #2 is one in Green behindUSA is shaking in their boots
>>526176753>fuck it's cold>why am I even here?>this is stupid>i wish i was home
The Arctic Command is on top alert!
>>526176753two? that's it? and one of them is an old fuck or is that someone else?
>>526176753Oh fug! Call off the invasion!
>>526176835>they won't even let us protect our own country but they expect ME to protect this place?Reckon he's getting any extra pay at all?
>>526176835this guy will singlehandedly kill 100,000 americans, just watch
>>526177142>Reckon he's getting any extra pay at all?I hope so, look how fucking skinny that cunt is. He's gonna freeze up there.
>>526176753Holy shit its on bros.
>>526176835>I could have been levelling in Duskwood right now>my feet are freezing
>>526176753Can't wait to see the mighty Europeans in Greenland flee Dunkirk-style when U.S. forces arrive for a takeover.
>>526176895That old fuck has +5000 stealth and +99999 armor. He eats nuclear torpedoes for breakfast while fasting. You guys stand no chance against that guy.
>>526176835This body type does not appear well suited to cold weather
>>526177393>points fancy LRAD at him>he melts
>>526177623They wont. US troops will show up, land unopposed, walk up and shake those guys hands saying "Thanks for keeping it warm for us"Then everyone will laugh and go have dinner together. A week later a US vehicle will give the Norgies a lift back home
>>526177393He already killed sixteen Czechoslovakians
>>526176753Come on guys please, we didn't mean it! Let's just be friends again. You can have your popsicle. Please, we are sorry!
THE TWO SOLDIERS ITALY SENT JUST ARRIVED IN GREENLANDStaff Sergeant Gualtieri in the backStaff Sergeant Moltisanti in the front
>>526176753>Greenland PM says we won't join USA 'for now'>EU pretends it has a plan to defend Greenland>Countries send token number of 'fighters'This is badly written theatre.We all know how it's gonna end.
>>526177830>US troops will show upUS is already in Greenland.
>>526178180he was an interior decorator?
>>526176868Kind of a basic two-color state flag design they have over there but at least Old Glory is flying tall and proud
>>526178180Get the fuck outta here!
>>526178405His place looked like shit
>>526178180>ayo let's get some fuggin spaghetti or sum! wassa matta wit yous??!
>>526178180>A word to the wise, remember pearl harbor.
>>526176753Canada's military will save them
so funny that the evil Americans gave you oil
>>526176753>USA is shaking in their bootsThey better be. These traitor fucks will soon be alone after Europe finally understands who these jewmutts really are. It's better to ally with Russia and China, and watch the Jewnited States slowly cook. Fuck the USA.
>>526176753>>526176868each of these could take at least 1k migroids>>526178180paulie's incredible close combat skills mean he could probably kill up to 2k miggers before they take him outchrissy is kind of a bitch so he'd probably surrender at around 500 or so miggers
>>526176753Why is Norway sending soldiers anyway?
>>526176753>staff sgt>looks like a jewish librarian
>>526181303>>526179203
>>526176868>military base>looks like a ski lodge
>>526176835dude probably has family there and volunteered. paid vacation.
>>526177743Fuck I hate that this is true
>>526176753>USA is shaking in their bootsUSA here can confirm this is a terrifying sight it might literally be over for us no recovery possible
>>526176753>A whole 4 boots on the groundOhnonono
Oh no it's ornstein and smough
I hope Denmark appreciates us sending half our army to Greenland.
>>5261767531 white is worth a 6,000,000 amerimutts
>>526176835>>526176868I like how different the body languages are
