If 4chan were forced to officially choose a branch of Christianity, which one do you think would win?Catholics? Protestants? Orthodox? Copts? Baptists? Pentecostals? Mormons?
>>526182239Schizo antisemitic sect hated by all other mainline christians
All branches of christianity are incredibly fucking gay and push race mixing, christianity is cancer
>>526182239syncretism of jesus with ares claiming the prince of peace has returneed with the sword and is the inheritor of olympus
>>526182239mormons aren't christians
Catholicism seems legit since they have such a centralized interpretation.In America there are 1000s of christian gods.
>>526182427So positive christianity?
>>526182239Orthodoxy
>>526182696My only problem with Christian identity is Israelism. Don't get me wrong I believe in replacement doctrine but it's the covenant based on faith. Israelism returns us to the bloodline covenant which puts us back in Jewish customs which is something the Apostles rebuked continuously.However, Christian Identity has worked meticulously on the identity of the contemporary Jew as well and that's some solid information and explanation. If that material were available during the reformation Martin Luther wouldn't have had to find out the hard way about the Jews.
>>5261822391. the bible is bigger than Temple OS2. the bible is bigger than ChromeWebBrowser3. the bible has 22 version of it times * the lines of code of the ChromeWebBrower 4. the bible has 22 versions of it times the lines of code of the ChromeWebBrowser times all these weird things that you mentioned that are ->Catholics? Protestants? Orthodox? Copts? Baptists? Pentecostals? Mormons?So ................ i have question for you ......Now that we are in the age of AI, and that all books are written by ChatGPT, at least all that are sold You, (you), yes (you), the one reading this (if not a bot)my question to you is ........Why??????????????Literally why???Was there really not anything more interesting to do with your life than to spend it reading ->4. the bible has 22 versions of it times the lines of code of the ChromeWebBrowser times all these weird things that you mentioned that are ->Catholics? Protestants? Orthodox? Copts? Baptists? Pentecostals? Mormons?CIA creates marijuanna to save you from doing this, yet (you) keep on ...... banging your head against the wall
>>526183178if men lived in a hierarchical dominance relationships where the reader reads what the writer writes, then (you) my friend, you'd be the best slave on the market
>>526182239Arianism since it minimizes the dead jew on a stick part and focuses on God.
>>526182239>Mormons>christianityIs islam christian too because it has their version of Jesus? There's budhist sects that claim Jesus as a budhavista are they Christian?
>>526182239The question is who would force them?
>>526182239CathoDox./pol/ is smart enough to recognize the authority of the Patriarchs given to them through the Apostles who had it given to them by Jesus.At that point it's just determining if they agree with Papal claims to authority or if the want to Begome Ordodox.There isn't really a massive difference between the two. Pay no mind to the Ordodox who will insist there are massive differences. There really aren't and the Pope and Patriarchs have agreed this is the case.
>>526183178>Catholics? Protestants? Orthodox? Copts? Baptists? Pentecostals?Have Doctrinal differences but are all in agreement for the most part they are all Christian. The Catholic Church recognizes their Baptisms as valid. They believe there are errors in teachings but the core tenants are mostly sound.Mormons and Jehova Witness are not Christians. They openly deny the Trinity and perform improper Baptisms. You might as well call Jews and Muslims Christian because they use parts of the Bible.
>>526184234>CathoDox.>>/pol/ is smart enough to recognize the authority of the Patriarchs given to them through the Apostles who had it given to them by Jesus.>At that point it's just determining if they agree with Papal claims to authority or if the want to Begome Ordodox.>>There isn't really a massive difference between the two. Pay no mind to the Ordodox who will insist there are massive differences. There really aren't and the Pope and Patriarchs have agreed this is the case.More or lessThese are the two core sects who can trace their origins to the beginningEverything else is simply about tax avoidance
>>526182239Gnostic Christianity obviously. The entire religion revolves around the idea that the Jews are evil and rule the world.
>>5261822394chan? probably something edgy obscure offensive and based all at same time, like thisPositives Christentumhttps://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positives_Christentum
>>526182239Protestant obviously since that was what this country was founded on. Telling the church of england and the catholic church to fuck off.
>>526182239My version which is basically just Old Testament/Judaism and we enact brutal righteousness in Gods name until we've rightfully secured the entire world for ourselves as God's chosen people.
>>526182239i would probably god Episcopalian. Currently Baptist but my issue with them is way to many of them believe in dispensationalism.
>>526184767It isn't like protestants don't follow almost the exact same customs as Catholics, especially the mainline. The JW's and seventh day adventists can really point this out because they're the ones who more or less started from scratch, ignoring Catholic tradition is how they turned out so different.
>>526185562Yup
>>526182239Mormon
>>526185837What are you even protesting? My 7th day adventist friend would always say.
Catholics by far are the best. Second orthodox Catholics and in a distant third protestants pentecostal then all the other crazy cults that call themselves christians like Mormons and yehobath witnesses
>>526182681Agreed but fp was indeed bp like Binland snatched that w like Chris Chan with a pass at some barbussy
>>526182239Protestant, because when the Bible was translated into English, truths became apparent to the entire world and easy for the world to understand. It became obvious who did things certain ways and why they did them. I don't need any of the other faiths or translations, just the English one, to help navigate the world and identify evil and good in the absence of good examples and good leadership. It's called the good book for a reason.
>>526182239Sedevacantist
the only branch that isn't COMPLETELY cucked to shit by cowards, jews, and women is orthodoxdon't take this the wrong way, orthodox is still pretty fucked, but it's easily the standout compared to infested nests of sin that protestants and catholics have become (and all their respective branches)you can go into an orthodox church and say jews are gay faggots and everyone will clap, you do that in a protestant or catholic denomination or whatever batshit insane stuff branched off them and they'll haul your ass to prison for "antisemitism" (which doesn't exist btw it's actually countersemitism)
>>526186467Counter semitism is counterterrorism
>>526182427This. It will purity spiral into some autistic unfunctional warhammer40k tier overtly autistic, roll around in glass while saying gtkrwn while burning effigies of Ramaswamy and making us venerate Hitler. So yeah finland is right. Lets just go with Catholicism. Like Fulton Sheen Chuds. Go watch "It's a wonderful life". Also the pope gave us a plenary indulgence so we can chud harder. This is a dude I can safely say we get behind on religious issues and not go to hell.
>>526186467>antisemitism" (which doesn't exist btw it's actually countersemitism)are you against palestinians, or lebanese or syrians, or even some egyptians? they are all semites
>>526182239>churches made by human hands>Church of Goddont be ridiculous.the pharisees had their own traditions too, yet crucified our Lord.the churches would do the same today.
>>526186673Yes, they all need to stay in their respective shitholesLuckily they don't cause nearly so many problems as jews do
>>526182239Orthodox because you're allowed to be a wizard and do magic.
>>526186875They let the religion feel mystical and religiouscatholicism still has nuggets of that too, but protestantism has completely fucking lost the plot
The reason why /pol/ pushes Catholic and Orthodox is because of their ancient architecture. It's attractive and can be used to push "white accomplishment." This includes now even Mormons because they have impressive architecture as well. It reminds people of the great architecture of the Greeks and Romans who white people idealize. Another reason is because those sects have historically been involved in military campaigns from the Crusades to all World Wars. They want a militant church. Pol has become a bunch of Pharisees that are in love with looking pretty and impressive to the public. The Jews also rejected Jesus because they wanted a militant Messiah that would liberate Israel from the Roman Empire. Not some peace loving simple looking hippie that came to fight sin and death.
>>526186971Thats just tinsel. But I am biased. Catholicism seems to be able to change and not be "of the world" also Eucharistic Covenant and Apastolic Succession are clear definitive chudding concepts. Same with Nicene CreedHoly Roman Catholic and Apastolic ChurchChurch of RomeChudGet it?
>>526182239Catholics or Orthodox. Probably leaning more towards Orthodox now because Catholics are starting to let the gays in. Protestants are complete fags at this point so no fucking way in hell. Baptist sir just hypocrites and they're firing brimstone shit where's thin real fast. Pentecostals are the same. Mormons are just space Christians.
>>526187346>people like tradition>they like aesthetics>they like mysticism>they like wearing prayer beads and plastering purity seals to ward off sin and evil>they like praying at shrines and reliquaries remembering the struggles of saints>they like flicking nice smelling holy water on everything to purify and protect itYou either cater to the spiritualism inherent in humanity, the spiritualism that brought them to God in the first place, or you try and crush it and secularize your religion into excel spreadsheets and beancounting, "how do you do fellow kids?"pic related is what you get when you've completely lost touch with God
Orthodx, you retardhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/525785328/
>>526187960there is no spiritualism inside humans outside of satanism.without the Holy Spirit inhabiting you you are basically a walking zombie.most of what happens in churches today is performative ritualism.
>>526186647Politicized Christianity that aspires for influence of a state that denounces Zionism. Of course it can only be memetianity because this board can't even agree on the Trinity. Would anyone disagree on a non-church with these political beliefs :>pro-life>anti-homosexuality>anti-pornography>traditional gender roles and marriageAnyways, /pol/ isn't going to baptize you. You'll never have your head down in prayer next to /pol/. /pol/ isn't going to ask you how you feel about the sermon. It's probably important to be careful that we aren't becoming a replacement for the actual religion. Not that I regret posting sermons, it just needs to be said, Christianity occurs in reality and worship should be in person.
>>526188237>listening to a German
>>526188237all of that is completely wrong my subversive jew enemy
>>526187960Yeah agreed. Thats why I am saying if there is gonna be a /pol/ faith that for 2000 years has been making kikes seethe its the Church of Rome. We all know the rapture is fake and gay. We also know that most of /pol/ is no where near an orthodox church. I mean if you are you do you but Catholicism is a lot easier to follow.
>>526188316John 35 Jesus answered, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. 6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.[c] 7 Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You[d] must be born again.’ 8 The wind[e] blows where it wishes, and you hear its sound, but you do not know where it comes from or where it goes. So it is with everyone who is born of the Spirit.”
>>526185492Episcopolians are some of the gayest most rainbowpilled Christians out there.
>>526182239Amish. It's schizoid, contrarian and distrusting. They won't judge you for sperging out and building a log cabin in the woods, in fact they'll even help you build one.
>>526182239Early Christian Cathars.
>>526188316John 660 When many of his disciples heard it, they said, “This is a hard saying; who can listen to it?” 61 But Jesus, knowing in himself that his disciples were grumbling about this, said to them, “Do you take offense at this? 62 Then what if you were to see the Son of Man ascending to where he was before? 63 It is the Spirit who gives life; the flesh is no help at all. The words that I have spoken to you are spirit and life. 64 But there are some of you who do not believe.” (For Jesus knew from the beginning who those were who did not believe, and who it was who would betray him.) 65 And he said, “This is why I told you that no one can come to me unless it is granted him by the Father.”
>>526188237Satanism isnt a thing. Its just different groups making up their own ad hoc definitions and larping to an eggregore
>>526188336I just call it like I see it, the branch closest to the spiritual essence people need to see and feel is orthodoxcatholicism has it too, but it's weak, heavily suppressed for hundreds of years and that suppression shows no signs of stopping - every pope for my entire life has been almost an outright heretic to his own faith.Personally, I don't think any of the branches are particularly good, orthodox is just the best of what's thereWe really need a christianity that's ethnocentric, white only. We may actually get that out of the anti-christian anti-speech anti-white law going into effect in australia soon as they directly criminalize christianity but give every other religion a pass, because the other religions are ethnocentric. It's forcing the issue. If you want to practice christianity in australia, it HAS to become ethnocentric under the newly proposed censorship + fuck aussies up the ass law.>>526188467>>526188591into my filter you go
>>526182239There should be just one unified church againThere was onceHow do we reunify all of christianity to a truly pure unified version?Everything went wrong with the Reformation but Martin Luther was right the Papacy has corruption issues
>>526188230>He doesn't know about Matt HeimbachBro orthodox got nuked and even the orthos are trying to get back with rome after that "islamic ussr 2.0" shit. The orths are the religious polish cycle. Catholicism has never not once caught such an L it broke
>>526188716everyone is a satanist until they are born again.satanism in its base for is thinking you are the God or maker of your life.
>>526188758>calls himself christian>refuses scripturesa classic
>>526182239do luciferians count
Mormons for guns
>>526188793Then why does ever Satanist I know sit around unemployed and blame the world for why their life didn't work out? It's theological cope for people with a spiritual victim complex.
>>526182239>If 4chan were forced to officially choose a branch of ChristianityThe wrong one, obviously. So all of the above.
>>526182239The only valid choice is Orthodox. Everything else is a departure from what God intended.
>>526188955your typical satanists are just edgy larpers to take your eyes off the actual well hidden satanists that know how shit works.
>>526188537Based Anabap-autists for the win.
>>526188793Satan is a created figure to take the blame for all the evil shit the Demiurge is doing.
>>526189193satan in you gnostic mindset is the "demiurge".
>>526182681Catholics are gay race communists, the clergy are literally gay, the Jesuits are what /pol thinks the jews are and the "black nobility" are what /pol thinks the elite jews are.
>>526182239If I had to choose it would be Orthodox, but I'd rather kill myself
>>526182239Orthodox appear to be the least comprised.
>>526189239The wannabe God of this realm, indeed the Demiurge.
>>526182239/pol/ is basically a gnostic board already. But if you insist on a modern sect, I't probablyb e Orthodox.
>>526182239Gnosticism
>>526187960In other words, it's appealing to the eye. However, Christianity was starting during the Pentecost in an upstairs room of a house when holy spirit was given to the first Christians. It was no longer necessary to worship at temples anymore because Christians WERE the temple now. It's why Jesus gave the sermon on the Mount outside. Real spirituality is not traditions, temples, and military campaigns. It's your relationship with Jehovah.
>>526189473>>526189495So Early Christian Cathars, they were Christian Gnostics and were genocided by the Catholic church, the Cathars lived in peace in their castles then the Catholics raided them multiple times and hunted every since Cathar (France) they even repeatedly burnt and destroyed Cathar castles and still remain today destroyed untouched as a reminder. Gnosticism scares the Demiurge not even the Jews or the masons, but their Boss.
>>526189524No, it's appealing to the soul. You're going in my filter too.
>>526182239Jewish because this place is overrun by Jewbots
>>526189834https://youtu.be/vCgjq-GbUd4
>>526182239none!>the emperor protects
>>526188237The Holy spirit is bestowed upon us upon birth, we are born full. But like a cup, during our years upon the world we are shaken, tempted, and finally affected by the things that are unGodly. It is so done for man to choose, to either fill himself up and become whole again with God. Man is man, when God is within. Absence of the Holy spirit leads to a being that is nor man nor demon. An empty husk filled with nothing, but the fleeting bittersweet tastes of carnal winds.
>>526182448>and push race mixing,Christianity does not push or encourage race mixing, nor does it prohibit it. The religion does not have a doctrine about blending races or preserving them. Instead, Christianity teaches that all humans are created by God and share equal moral worth, regardless of ethnicity or background.Biblically, race as a modern concept is not a central concern. The Bible speaks more about nations, tribes, and peoples, and its moral focus is on faith, obedience to God, and character. When Scripture addresses marriage, the issue is religious faith, not race. In the Old Testament, Israelites were warned against marrying those who would lead them into idol worship—not against marrying people of different ethnic groups. In the New Testament, believers are encouraged to marry other believers, again emphasizing shared faith rather than ancestry.Historically, Christians overwhelmingly married within their own ethnic and cultural groups, largely due to geography and social structure, not theological command. Christianity spread across Africa, the Middle East, Europe, and Asia early on, producing many distinct Christian cultures rather than a single blended one.Some people believe Christianity promotes race mixing because it rejects racial superiority and teaches love of neighbor, hospitality to foreigners, and unity among believers. However, opposing racism or ethnic hatred is not the same as promoting interracial marriage or demographic integration. Christianity does not treat race mixing as a goal, a virtue, or a duty.In short, Christianity teaches spiritual unity without erasing human differences. Interracial relationships are morally permissible within Christianity, but they are neither required nor encouraged as an ideological objective. The faith prioritizes belief, moral conduct, and love over racial identity, leaving marriage choices to individuals rather than doctrine.
>>526190089I denounce the Talmud if that’s what you were wondering. More on French Cathars though : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdG9dyr0_Oo
>>526182239Antisemetic Bogomilism.
>>526190172no, you have to repent first and turn back to the Lord to be born again in the Holy Spirit.you cant repent as a new born child.>to either fill himself up and become whole again with Godyou cant make yourself whole again with the God, got reaches out to you and you either repent and are made whole with God by the Holy Spirit or you refuse.>An empty husk filled with nothing, but the fleeting bittersweet tastes of carnal winds.thats the natural state of humanity. thats why repentance and new birth is so important.you are not born anew right away when you are born of flesh, thats unbiblical garbage teaching.
>>526190419so many typos, excuse me but its late.
>>526190327Based and bread-pilled.
>>526182239Catholicism naturally, but since we're contrarian faggots, probably Orthodoxy
>>526182239Baptists 100% of for no other reason than it promotes ones own personal understanding of scripture based on studying the material firsthand which is very in line with how Anons operate and also because you can't point to a Baptist church doing something heretical and say: "This is what you believe and why you're wrong" because the answer would just be that church leader is mistaken and the parish aren't doing their duty of studying the Scripture to realize it.
>>526190339Just sharing for educational purpose
>>526188716There are theological satanists and that's also basically what gnosticism and kabbalah are.
>>526190800Checked. >Just sharing for educational purposeLiterally preaching the choir anon.
>>526182239Whichever one's don't dress up like Jewish pagan faggots
The words, sounds and our every action are of great consequence to the body and soul. Even those who claim that the pleasures of mind override whatever spiritual need, its due to this excessive consumption of a certain numbing carnal pleasure that they speak so. And yet their pleasure fades quicker than the warmth they felt from their parents, faster than the happiness of having friends. Its a drug of the flesh. A weak imitation by the demons to make man bound to their will, when mans will is all his and with his free will can he follow God or chain himself with falsehood.>>526190419One question do you see the soul as similar or different to the Holy spirit? In Greek some things might mean different so just asking
>>526182681Catholics worship mary and a whole lot of pagan gods that they turned into "saints."
>>526191066the soul is definitely different to the Holy Spirit.
>>526191362My mistake, I meant soul. Children are born with a pure soul.
>>526182239Mormon, give me all them wives!
>>526191466yes ok, thats correct of course.
>>526182427Catholic church is the one and only true church, the rest are a bunch of coping heretics.
>>526182239You can't fight the jews if you worship a dead Jew. If you can't fight the jews, you can't fix any problems because jews are the problem. See the logic?
>>526190327Absolutely correct LLM output.
I will pray for all of you anons, goodnightΚύριε Ιησού Χριστέ ελέησον μάς
>>526191994KyrieleeeeeEEeeison
>>526190637Charles Taze Russell was a Freemason. He even went as far as to lie about it before he died. Why else would he own that graveyard (in whatever state it was, I forgot) other than to have Masonic meetings and perform Masonic rituals there?
>>526182239Orthodox
>>526182239Take your jewish hypothetical to X, faggot. No one here wants your jewish Abrahamic cultist bullshit.
