Why is this frozen shithole so important?
>>526187398looks big on the map
>>526187398you are talking about a president that just took someone elses nobel prizewhy do you think he wants that?
>>526187398People say it is about natural resources, but in truth, for the golden dome to be effective, the US needs missiles placed all over our side of the Northern Hemisphere.
>>526187398Oil and metals. It's like a 2nd Alaska
>>526187398new place for pedo palaces
>>526187398Missile defense, space, shipping, minerals, and most importantly kicking retarded Euros out of our hemisphere.
>>526187582Greenland has been offering contracts for decades for this oil and minerals but barely anyone wants to touch it.Riddle me why niggermutt.
>>526187398no bugs, unlike your shithole.
>>526187398It's a distraction.
>>526187398AYO GIBSMEDAT!
>>526187717Why draw up contracts when you can just own the entire thing in a few years?
>>526187698you forgot alaska is neighboring russia via a frozen and drivable bering sea
>>526187717With suffocating EU style regulation.
>>526187398It's geopolitical proof the Earth isn't flat.
>>526187398Arctic circle access for shipping and strategic military purposes. Lots of resources under the ice too. It's not for right now, it's for 80 years from now.
>>526187398Baffin bay has a massive oil field. It's not tapped for "environmental" reasons.
>>526187811Alaska being strategic doesn't mean Greenland is less important.
>>526187717Too expensive and difficult to extract now. Same reason Canada has so many untapped resources.
>>526187698> muh hemisphereA pointless line on a map. Greenland is closer to Europe than it is to the US. Rightful euro clay.
>>526187398its ICETrump wants more ICEhe has a thing for ice in general, thats why he did the immigration thing, so he can play with ICE, now he wants greenland, he told you its psychological, he loves all things ICEbecause he is cool and thats why he should have it
>>526187516This + control of the Northwest Passage>>526187834To be fair, flat earthers usually project the globe as centered around the arctic, with distortions growing as you go further south until the Antarctic is an ice wall.
>>526187398Annexing Greenland directly is retarded, just give them "independence" under a government reliant on us. That way we can sell it as "decolonization" and the Eurocrats can't object without looking like massive hypocrites.
>>526187398To counter Russia/China in the Arctic.
>>526187978the shitty boomer meme you posted has a giant divide between greenland and europe so even if it's closer as the crow flies we're the playground bully that tells you what's yours
>>526187398It's not, Zion Don is trying to jew the EU.
>>526187398It's near the literal center of the earth
>>526187398new epstein island
>>526187398 Geopolitics
>>526187978Rightful clay is what you can defend with extreme violence to claim as yours, not some pathetic appeal to international law like a woman.
>>526187855yes goy we need to put as much carbon into the atmosphere so you have to buy our oxygen masks just to breathe
>>526187398Because the US doesn't have a state that starts with 'G' and Trump wants to finish the alphabet.
>>526187398the Golden Dome, obviously
>>526188442Zealand next?Or maybe we can un-bomb Serbia and annex Yugoslavia
>>526187398the vast amount of uranium near Nuuk, thaswhy
>>526188442Holy shit my whole family in Atlanta is gone
>>526188442Georgiabros... we don't exist...
>world still pretending climate change is just "weather doing weather things">suddenly Denmark "accidentally" lets slip that Greenland's ice is melting faster than their prime minister's poll numbers>Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo gets back in office>day 1: "Greenland. Beautiful island. Tremendous real estate opportunity. Nobody knows minerals like I do">Denmark: haha no :)>Trump: we will buy it. Very good deal. They will thank us>Denmark: we said no :)>Trump posts pic of himself in MAGA parka on Truth Social with caption "On my way to inspect the new 51st state">it's a photoshop of him in front of a glacier wearing aviators>gets 47 million likes in 3 hours>mfw entire /pol/ board becomes Greenland schizos overnight>half the anons now unironically LARPing as Danish special forces>"you will never take Nuuk alive burger">other half already designing the new state flag (it's just the current US flag but the stars are replaced with little ice cubes)>meanwhile Putin quietly moves three "research" submarines closer to Greenland>"just studying fish ecology, nothing to see here">China starts building "weather monitoring station" with 5G and suspiciously large concrete foundations>Greta Thunberg tries to protest but gets stuck in melting ice for 3 days, she's now technically a Greenland citizen by squatter's rights>gets offered governorship>declines because "capitalism">Trump counters with offer of McDonald's franchise on the ice sheet>she considers it for 3.14 seconds>Denmark panics, offers Greenland independence>Greenlanders: lol no thanks we saw what happened to Iceland's banks>they vote to become the 51st state but only if they can keep selling mineral rights to the highest bidder every 4 years>Trump agrees instantly>"smart people. Very good negotiators. I like them">new state motto officially becomes "If it melts, we sell it">mfw America finally gets a colony again but it's just a giant melting Slurpee with rare earths underneath>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>526188641why are glowies angry at trump buying greenland?
>>526187398hidden nazi hyperborea bases that the US discovered recently so we want them
>>526187516Trump just wants to be the President that 'enlarged' the USA for its 250th birthday. He hopes this will be a big enough win for him to survive the mid-terms.
>>526187398Because Trump wants it.
>>526187398As global warming is melting Greenland's ice sheets it become more and more valuable.
>>526187398Strategic positionResourcesEurope won't do shit with itThe US should have itEuropeans just want to spite Trump cause they are faggotsGreenland has at most a couple thousand Danes on the entire island. Easily shipped back to Denmark.
money can be printedgold can be minedenergy has both non renewable and renewable sourceseven human lives, though individually unique, are ultimately replaceable from an economic worker/consumer point of viewuntil space colonization becomes a thing, land is the only thing that has real valueeverything else (defence, resources, industry, agriculture, population etc) ultimately relies on land to be achievableas the climate gets warmer, more and more of the ice sheet melts, making new trade routes and minerals available
>>526187978Lol, the dude in the middle thinks he's part of the big guy club
>>526188657>>526188659Roasties are all laten coprophiliacs, and it's why they voted to fill the First World with poojeets.
>1. the next step to the one world government is 3 big ones first, South America and Canada will be part of the US too>2. safe place after a reset>3. bothEverything was planned a long time ago, all the "politics" bullshit around it is fake
>>526187398The insatiable desire to Manifest Destiny
>>526187398jews need it for shekels yo You didn’t think it was for the welfare of us goyim or the people in Greenland did you?
>>526189339>Manifest DestinyGTFO with that shit nigger. The last 100 years of manifest destiny policies have been replacing White Americans with hordes of endless shitskins and excluding us from participation in society. You can take your various forms of jew imperialism and fuck off
the defense argument has no weight because no one on the entire planet would have stopped you from building bases there. its obviously about securing claims for some rich juden
>>526187398because there's a stash of young Eskimo pussy that Epstein left behind and Donnie is gonna find it.
>>526188834>Implying he is not trying to do both.
>>526188905
>>526187978Is that what the earth actually looks like from outer space?
>>526189542Colonization and empire building is literally the whitest activity you can do.
>>526189586The EU has been drifting away from the US even before this, for example when they refused to limit Russian oil imports during Trump's first term.You're still cucked right now of course, but there's no reason to wait a couple decades and face an actual EU army.
>>526187398distraction from epstein files etc
>>526189586We're not going to be defending any more Euro land for free when we could just take it for ourselves.
>>526189777Isnt your country overrun by brown illegal migrants? Ive seen tons of evidence of this over the last 15 years…
>>526187516europe gonna try nuke usa?
It's genuinely not important at all. "Ores" are extremely uneconomical to mine. The northwest passage doesn't depend on Greenland at all, but on sea ice, and is runs by Canada and Russia. All the missiles and radars are already in Siberia and Alaska.The only importance Greenland has, aside from the majority mental damage Trump and the ghouls behind him have, is finally killing the post cold war status quo and dissolving NATO.
>>526187698why wouldnt putin just use a underwater nuke in a sub to flood wdc?
>>526189861You're colonizing so that BBC can colonize.
>>526187770>*smacks lips*Ayo! Das my president!
>>526190072SOSUS
>>526187398It wasn't important until the Greenlanders tricked Trump into wanting it, so they could drive up the value of their worthless real estate.
>>526188474why not just say, hey eskimos, want to have a couple of rockets do defend yourselves and usa then?
>>526190114>Canada>going five seconds without thinking about nigger dicks
>>526190220they’re only worried about putting more dog dick in greenland
>>526187398The tech billionaires that put Trump in office want to use it as their playground. Every other answer is either borne out of ignorance or is a distraction from this simple fact.https://www.insidehook.com/internet/peter-thiel-praxis-next-great-city-greenland
>>526190008I don't know. I know that its definitely meant for Russia. They've been getting a little too big for their breeches if you haven't noticed.
>>526191054"Praxis" is a known scam and has been for years. It's from the era of "crypto NFT free port city for entrepreneurs" bullshit, they were bumming around the Mediterranean promising a city any day now and still haven't even decided on a country.
>>526187398My hypothesis is that Trump just wants to put pressure on EU countries to make them fulfill their NATO obligations.It’s a message:“I want to annex this shit. Why? Because I can, and none of you can do shit about it. If I can do it, China can do it too. Wake the fuck up and build a real military force, you idiots.”It’s the only fucking thing that makes sense to me:Does it have strategic military value? Sure. But if Trump wanted more military bases there, all he’d have to do is ask Denmark. They wouldn’t deny it.Is it about resources? They’re too expensive to exploit at the moment. I don’t think that’s the reason.Is it about controlling Nordic trade routes to intercept Chinese and Russian ships? Chinese and Russian ships already avoid NATO waters for trade.
>>526188367Trump will not be able to take Greenland by force. It is backed by all of NATO and they have nukes as well. Do you want WW3? I thought miggers were so terrified of it with Russia.
>>526191917That's reasonable, but I think he also wants to buy it. And two things can be true at once. If he backs down the Euros might be fooled into thinking they're strong enough. Where if the U.S. wins the staring contest he gets to have his cake and eat it too. Plus it will be a big part of his legacy to have secured the biggest real-eatste deal in American history.
>>526192194It's backed by all of NATO sans the USA, so effectively 20% of NATO and the disjointed and underfunded 20% at that.Do you really think Britain and France will launch nukes over a semi-autonomous Nordic territory that the host country doesn't even want.
>>526192194Im fairly confident your “armies” would retreat immediately in any confrontation be it with US or russia or china
>>526192433Its not a risk im willing to take and neither should you. Just because I don't think Putin will ever use nukes, I won't chance it. Just let him have Ukraine and let Greenland remain with Denmark/autonomous if they want. Donnie is playing a dangerous game.
>>526192568cucknadians should sit in the corner and watch because thats all you can do lmao
usa takes greenland, China takes the worldthe art of the kneel
>>526187398You forgot about the Epstein files already, didn't you?
>>526192635Nah we will all be dead once the nukes start flying.
>>526187398It's not>>526187516Are you retarded? There's nothing stopping the US military or NATO from putting bases in Greenland>>526187698Buddy $500k per person can't even buy a fucking house in Greenland. You're a retarded good goy who doesn't have a clue about what's going on.
>>526192568Europe is going to get carved up throughout the next 50 years or some fascist is going to arise and start a giant war over there. Either way we'll have to take over Greenland like we did in WW2. Better to have it now to save us the trouble later. The Euros will fold like a lawn chair because ultimately this territory is so peripheral to their interests and even it wasn't they have no real options.
>>526187398because fuck you that's why
>>526187398Its just a useful tool to make his followers forget all about the Epstein Files and how only 1% have been released so far. Its working well.
>>526192968I just don't like playing with nukes on the board. Its a zero sum game. Its that same logic why the leftists were so eager to fund the Ukraine war and still don't know how that one will end.
>>526192937The whole basing issue works in favor of the U.S. taking it over, everyone--even Denmark recognizes the U.S. can do whatever it wants and is the only power that can protect the island. So the U.S. is the de facto sovereign. May as well make it official.
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>>526187398THE NORRRRRRRRRRRTHWEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSAGE
>>526187485I wonder if Trump understands this
>>526193106>THIS IS 'MURICA
>>526187398military special operations and natural resources, you will never know
>>526193254Listen, kikeslobber. Again: no one gives a fuck about Greenland. No one is going to buy or take or do anything to Greenland. The US will not fund the system for intuit sister fuckers to continue to exist there. You're just a dumbfuck who has no idea what's going on, like every other kike cocksucker. Most of you dumbfucks are actually niggers and browns on a USAF base.
>>526192937>Are you retarded? There's nothing stopping the US military or NATO from putting bases in GreenlandNothing stopping the US from taking either
>>526193599You seem upset
>>526192277>If he backs down the Euros might be fooled into If he backs down, Europeans might be fooled into thinking they’re strong enough.Maybe normies (the general population) think this, but I highly doubt politicians are really going to make a big deal out of it. At the end of the day, the US and the EU are allies. I mean, the EU has more to lose if they piss off the US. The EU already has major problems with Putin threatening to nuke them once a month. Ukraine–Russia is the real issue for the EU, in my opinion.Idk, burger bro, EU politicians are retarded imo, but not that retarded. If they tried to capitalize on something like that, it would be to gain credit in their own country at most.
>>526187398Shipping and defense most likely
>>526187398Santa lives there, the jews want to arrest him and close his workshop
>>526187398mashional bequeuerity
>>526193854What's stopping the US from taking it is the fact that we derive trillions in benefits from European partnerships. In fact, our pittance that we spend keeping zogbots to keep the chairs warm in Europe (and playing babysitter on the seas and such, related but different) has produced obscene amounts of wealth. For basically nothing. EU actually pays us to do this.Theoretically, there's nothing stopping the US from "taking" it - it owns it already, militarily, except for the fact that it will destroy NATO, Europeans use money to build up their armed forces instead of paying NEETbux, pensions, and the USA to babysit them for once.The point is that it's not going to happen, and the retards fall for it again and again.
>>526194321Oh dat boi thicc
>>526187398This plus the panama canal is as good as owning the suez.
>>526194669Why would Europe blow up this incredibly valuable relationship over Greenland? Your logic cuts both ways.
>>526187398Russia projects power into the north Atlantic and is causing global warming with ice breakers to thaw Russia
>>526187516>ICBMs, NATO, and nuclear submarines don't existYeah, greenland is the lynchpin to our nuclear strategy...
>>526194803The GIUK gap is pretty fucking important for ssbns
