Why is this frozen shithole so important?
>>526187398looks big on the map
>>526187398you are talking about a president that just took someone elses nobel prizewhy do you think he wants that?
>>526187398People say it is about natural resources, but in truth, for the golden dome to be effective, the US needs missiles placed all over our side of the Northern Hemisphere.
>>526187398Oil and metals. It's like a 2nd Alaska
>>526187398new place for pedo palaces
>>526187398Missile defense, space, shipping, minerals, and most importantly kicking retarded Euros out of our hemisphere.
>>526187582Greenland has been offering contracts for decades for this oil and minerals but barely anyone wants to touch it.Riddle me why niggermutt.
>>526187398no bugs, unlike your shithole.
>>526187398It's a distraction.
>>526187398AYO GIBSMEDAT!
>>526187717Why draw up contracts when you can just own the entire thing in a few years?
>>526187698you forgot alaska is neighboring russia via a frozen and drivable bering sea
>>526187717With suffocating EU style regulation.
>>526187398It's geopolitical proof the Earth isn't flat.
>>526187398Arctic circle access for shipping and strategic military purposes. Lots of resources under the ice too. It's not for right now, it's for 80 years from now.
>>526187398Baffin bay has a massive oil field. It's not tapped for "environmental" reasons.
>>526187811Alaska being strategic doesn't mean Greenland is less important.
>>526187717Too expensive and difficult to extract now. Same reason Canada has so many untapped resources.
>>526187698> muh hemisphereA pointless line on a map. Greenland is closer to Europe than it is to the US. Rightful euro clay.
>>526187398its ICETrump wants more ICEhe has a thing for ice in general, thats why he did the immigration thing, so he can play with ICE, now he wants greenland, he told you its psychological, he loves all things ICEbecause he is cool and thats why he should have it
>>526187516This + control of the Northwest Passage>>526187834To be fair, flat earthers usually project the globe as centered around the arctic, with distortions growing as you go further south until the Antarctic is an ice wall.
>>526187398Annexing Greenland directly is retarded, just give them "independence" under a government reliant on us. That way we can sell it as "decolonization" and the Eurocrats can't object without looking like massive hypocrites.
>>526187398To counter Russia/China in the Arctic.
>>526187978the shitty boomer meme you posted has a giant divide between greenland and europe so even if it's closer as the crow flies we're the playground bully that tells you what's yours
>>526187398It's not, Zion Don is trying to jew the EU.
>>526187398It's near the literal center of the earth
>>526187398new epstein island
>>526187398 Geopolitics
>>526187978Rightful clay is what you can defend with extreme violence to claim as yours, not some pathetic appeal to international law like a woman.
>>526187855yes goy we need to put as much carbon into the atmosphere so you have to buy our oxygen masks just to breathe
>>526187398Because the US doesn't have a state that starts with 'G' and Trump wants to finish the alphabet.
>>526187398the Golden Dome, obviously
>>526188442Zealand next?Or maybe we can un-bomb Serbia and annex Yugoslavia
>>526187398the vast amount of uranium near Nuuk, thaswhy
>>526188442Holy shit my whole family in Atlanta is gone
>>526188442Georgiabros... we don't exist...
>world still pretending climate change is just "weather doing weather things">suddenly Denmark "accidentally" lets slip that Greenland's ice is melting faster than their prime minister's poll numbers>Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo gets back in office>day 1: "Greenland. Beautiful island. Tremendous real estate opportunity. Nobody knows minerals like I do">Denmark: haha no :)>Trump: we will buy it. Very good deal. They will thank us>Denmark: we said no :)>Trump posts pic of himself in MAGA parka on Truth Social with caption "On my way to inspect the new 51st state">it's a photoshop of him in front of a glacier wearing aviators>gets 47 million likes in 3 hours>mfw entire /pol/ board becomes Greenland schizos overnight>half the anons now unironically LARPing as Danish special forces>"you will never take Nuuk alive burger">other half already designing the new state flag (it's just the current US flag but the stars are replaced with little ice cubes)>meanwhile Putin quietly moves three "research" submarines closer to Greenland>"just studying fish ecology, nothing to see here">China starts building "weather monitoring station" with 5G and suspiciously large concrete foundations>Greta Thunberg tries to protest but gets stuck in melting ice for 3 days, she's now technically a Greenland citizen by squatter's rights>gets offered governorship>declines because "capitalism">Trump counters with offer of McDonald's franchise on the ice sheet>she considers it for 3.14 seconds>Denmark panics, offers Greenland independence>Greenlanders: lol no thanks we saw what happened to Iceland's banks>they vote to become the 51st state but only if they can keep selling mineral rights to the highest bidder every 4 years>Trump agrees instantly>"smart people. Very good negotiators. I like them">new state motto officially becomes "If it melts, we sell it">mfw America finally gets a colony again but it's just a giant melting Slurpee with rare earths underneath>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>526188641why are glowies angry at trump buying greenland?
>>526187398hidden nazi hyperborea bases that the US discovered recently so we want them
>>526187516Trump just wants to be the President that 'enlarged' the USA for its 250th birthday. He hopes this will be a big enough win for him to survive the mid-terms.
>>526187398Because Trump wants it.
>>526187398As global warming is melting Greenland's ice sheets it become more and more valuable.
>>526187398Strategic positionResourcesEurope won't do shit with itThe US should have itEuropeans just want to spite Trump cause they are faggotsGreenland has at most a couple thousand Danes on the entire island. Easily shipped back to Denmark.
money can be printedgold can be minedenergy has both non renewable and renewable sourceseven human lives, though individually unique, are ultimately replaceable from an economic worker/consumer point of viewuntil space colonization becomes a thing, land is the only thing that has real valueeverything else (defence, resources, industry, agriculture, population etc) ultimately relies on land to be achievableas the climate gets warmer, more and more of the ice sheet melts, making new trade routes and minerals available
>>526187978Lol, the dude in the middle thinks he's part of the big guy club
>>526188657>>526188659Roasties are all laten coprophiliacs, and it's why they voted to fill the First World with poojeets.
>1. the next step to the one world government is 3 big ones first, South America and Canada will be part of the US too>2. safe place after a reset>3. bothEverything was planned a long time ago, all the "politics" bullshit around it is fake
>>526187398The insatiable desire to Manifest Destiny
>>526187398jews need it for shekels yo You didn’t think it was for the welfare of us goyim or the people in Greenland did you?
>>526189339>Manifest DestinyGTFO with that shit nigger. The last 100 years of manifest destiny policies have been replacing White Americans with hordes of endless shitskins and excluding us from participation in society. You can take your various forms of jew imperialism and fuck off
the defense argument has no weight because no one on the entire planet would have stopped you from building bases there. its obviously about securing claims for some rich juden
>>526187398because there's a stash of young Eskimo pussy that Epstein left behind and Donnie is gonna find it.
>>526188834>Implying he is not trying to do both.
>>526188905
>>526187978Is that what the earth actually looks like from outer space?
>>526189542Colonization and empire building is literally the whitest activity you can do.
>>526189586The EU has been drifting away from the US even before this, for example when they refused to limit Russian oil imports during Trump's first term.You're still cucked right now of course, but there's no reason to wait a couple decades and face an actual EU army.
>>526187398distraction from epstein files etc
>>526189586We're not going to be defending any more Euro land for free when we could just take it for ourselves.
>>526189777Isnt your country overrun by brown illegal migrants? Ive seen tons of evidence of this over the last 15 years…
>>526187516europe gonna try nuke usa?
It's genuinely not important at all. "Ores" are extremely uneconomical to mine. The northwest passage doesn't depend on Greenland at all, but on sea ice, and is runs by Canada and Russia. All the missiles and radars are already in Siberia and Alaska.The only importance Greenland has, aside from the majority mental damage Trump and the ghouls behind him have, is finally killing the post cold war status quo and dissolving NATO.
>>526187698why wouldnt putin just use a underwater nuke in a sub to flood wdc?
>>526189861You're colonizing so that BBC can colonize.
>>526187770>*smacks lips*Ayo! Das my president!
>>526190072SOSUS
>>526187398It wasn't important until the Greenlanders tricked Trump into wanting it, so they could drive up the value of their worthless real estate.
>>526188474why not just say, hey eskimos, want to have a couple of rockets do defend yourselves and usa then?
>>526190114>Canada>going five seconds without thinking about nigger dicks
>>526190220they’re only worried about putting more dog dick in greenland
>>526187398The tech billionaires that put Trump in office want to use it as their playground. Every other answer is either borne out of ignorance or is a distraction from this simple fact.https://www.insidehook.com/internet/peter-thiel-praxis-next-great-city-greenland
>>526190008I don't know. I know that its definitely meant for Russia. They've been getting a little too big for their breeches if you haven't noticed.
>>526191054"Praxis" is a known scam and has been for years. It's from the era of "crypto NFT free port city for entrepreneurs" bullshit, they were bumming around the Mediterranean promising a city any day now and still haven't even decided on a country.
>>526187398My hypothesis is that Trump just wants to put pressure on EU countries to make them fulfill their NATO obligations.It’s a message:“I want to annex this shit. Why? Because I can, and none of you can do shit about it. If I can do it, China can do it too. Wake the fuck up and build a real military force, you idiots.”It’s the only fucking thing that makes sense to me:Does it have strategic military value? Sure. But if Trump wanted more military bases there, all he’d have to do is ask Denmark. They wouldn’t deny it.Is it about resources? They’re too expensive to exploit at the moment. I don’t think that’s the reason.Is it about controlling Nordic trade routes to intercept Chinese and Russian ships? Chinese and Russian ships already avoid NATO waters for trade.
>>526188367Trump will not be able to take Greenland by force. It is backed by all of NATO and they have nukes as well. Do you want WW3? I thought miggers were so terrified of it with Russia.
>>526191917That's reasonable, but I think he also wants to buy it. And two things can be true at once. If he backs down the Euros might be fooled into thinking they're strong enough. Where if the U.S. wins the staring contest he gets to have his cake and eat it too. Plus it will be a big part of his legacy to have secured the biggest real-eatste deal in American history.
>>526192194It's backed by all of NATO sans the USA, so effectively 20% of NATO and the disjointed and underfunded 20% at that.Do you really think Britain and France will launch nukes over a semi-autonomous Nordic territory that the host country doesn't even want.
>>526192194Im fairly confident your “armies” would retreat immediately in any confrontation be it with US or russia or china
>>526192433Its not a risk im willing to take and neither should you. Just because I don't think Putin will ever use nukes, I won't chance it. Just let him have Ukraine and let Greenland remain with Denmark/autonomous if they want. Donnie is playing a dangerous game.
>>526192568cucknadians should sit in the corner and watch because thats all you can do lmao
usa takes greenland, China takes the worldthe art of the kneel
>>526187398You forgot about the Epstein files already, didn't you?
>>526192635Nah we will all be dead once the nukes start flying.
>>526187398It's not>>526187516Are you retarded? There's nothing stopping the US military or NATO from putting bases in Greenland>>526187698Buddy $500k per person can't even buy a fucking house in Greenland. You're a retarded good goy who doesn't have a clue about what's going on.
>>526192568Europe is going to get carved up throughout the next 50 years or some fascist is going to arise and start a giant war over there. Either way we'll have to take over Greenland like we did in WW2. Better to have it now to save us the trouble later. The Euros will fold like a lawn chair because ultimately this territory is so peripheral to their interests and even it wasn't they have no real options.
>>526187398because fuck you that's why
>>526187398Its just a useful tool to make his followers forget all about the Epstein Files and how only 1% have been released so far. Its working well.
>>526192968I just don't like playing with nukes on the board. Its a zero sum game. Its that same logic why the leftists were so eager to fund the Ukraine war and still don't know how that one will end.
>>526192937The whole basing issue works in favor of the U.S. taking it over, everyone--even Denmark recognizes the U.S. can do whatever it wants and is the only power that can protect the island. So the U.S. is the de facto sovereign. May as well make it official.
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>>526187398THE NORRRRRRRRRRRTHWEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSAGE
>>526187485I wonder if Trump understands this
>>526193106>THIS IS 'MURICA
>>526187398military special operations and natural resources, you will never know
>>526193254Listen, kikeslobber. Again: no one gives a fuck about Greenland. No one is going to buy or take or do anything to Greenland. The US will not fund the system for intuit sister fuckers to continue to exist there. You're just a dumbfuck who has no idea what's going on, like every other kike cocksucker. Most of you dumbfucks are actually niggers and browns on a USAF base.
>>526192937>Are you retarded? There's nothing stopping the US military or NATO from putting bases in GreenlandNothing stopping the US from taking either
>>526193599You seem upset
>>526192277>If he backs down the Euros might be fooled into If he backs down, Europeans might be fooled into thinking they’re strong enough.Maybe normies (the general population) think this, but I highly doubt politicians are really going to make a big deal out of it. At the end of the day, the US and the EU are allies. I mean, the EU has more to lose if they piss off the US. The EU already has major problems with Putin threatening to nuke them once a month. Ukraine–Russia is the real issue for the EU, in my opinion.Idk, burger bro, EU politicians are retarded imo, but not that retarded. If they tried to capitalize on something like that, it would be to gain credit in their own country at most.
>>526187398Shipping and defense most likely
>>526187398Santa lives there, the jews want to arrest him and close his workshop
>>526187398mashional bequeuerity
>>526193854What's stopping the US from taking it is the fact that we derive trillions in benefits from European partnerships. In fact, our pittance that we spend keeping zogbots to keep the chairs warm in Europe (and playing babysitter on the seas and such, related but different) has produced obscene amounts of wealth. For basically nothing. EU actually pays us to do this.Theoretically, there's nothing stopping the US from "taking" it - it owns it already, militarily, except for the fact that it will destroy NATO, Europeans use money to build up their armed forces instead of paying NEETbux, pensions, and the USA to babysit them for once.The point is that it's not going to happen, and the retards fall for it again and again.
>>526194321Oh dat boi thicc
>>526187398This plus the panama canal is as good as owning the suez.
>>526194669Why would Europe blow up this incredibly valuable relationship over Greenland? Your logic cuts both ways.
>>526187398Russia projects power into the north Atlantic and is causing global warming with ice breakers to thaw Russia
>>526187516>ICBMs, NATO, and nuclear submarines don't existYeah, greenland is the lynchpin to our nuclear strategy...
>>526194803The GIUK gap is pretty fucking important for ssbns
>>526194783Why would it be valuable to them? They pay us in excess and buy our shit. The only value to them we provide is to keep the status quo and their welfare state. They're more than capable of babysitting themselves, without the welfare state. They're not niggers who need chinks to build them airports and planes. *We* lose the future wealth.
>>526187978
>>526194669see pic: US military spending vs rest of the worldEurope doesn't do shit for the US
>>526195363The only growth in European economies for two decades has been their exports to the U.S. consumer market. They're not going to blow up their economic lifeline over Greenland.
>>526195674>retarded nigger comparing *total* defense spendThe total worldwide defense figure of the USA here in the full context of your shitskinned graph is 41% of the entire world, in total. But that has nothing to do with what it spends on USEUCOM, which is a pittance. Nor what we pay for NATO. They pay us. Dumb nigger.
>>526195695No, dumb nigger, that's not correct. Over the last 15 years 56% of its GDP increase has been domestic spending. Only 5% is US exports.You're wrong, you continue to be wrong, and you continue to be a dumb nigger who has no fucking idea what is going on because your son's foreskin will be circumcised. Good goy.
Fuck the mexican filter guy. Europe will suffer at first but in medium term it will be stronger and independent from this degenerate U.S. shithole. Europe makes many mistakes, but nobody here would want to trade places with an U.S. American.
>>526196335You can only increase consumer spending with an increase in total factor productivity which does not grow in Europe (and is totally reliant on US tech innovation) or exports. Basically you have to invest or export. Europe does the latter. To the U.S.Stop acting like it's credible for Europe to annihilate trillions in trade over Greenland. It's fucking pathetic.
>>526187398Logistical support to get to Europe + they encircle canada
>>526187516Denmark would allow the US to do that so that isn't the reason
>>526188106Why would China be in the western hemisphere of the arctic?
>>526195674I remember when america spent more than the next 15 countries combined
>>5261969601.5 trilly next year
>>526188035Ok boomer
LEFTYPOL SUPORTS TRUMP ANNEXING GREENLAND
>>526197014The year that everyone is raising budgets commensurately with the US, so no
>>526196906Resource extraction.
>>526187398https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_resources_race>I know it's wikipedia but what the fuck, it tells you what you need to know
>>526187398It’s a distraction from Epstein, ICE, and falling popularity.
it isnt
>>526187398because the entire western hemisphere is american clay.
>>526197150There's no resources there + the US wouldn't allow it
>>526188521He wants to start a Nuukular war or what?
If the USA doesn't put bases in Greenland, Russia or China will. Denmark or Canada haven't done shit to develop the Arctic.
>>526187398War with China.
>>526187398You're welcome.
>>526187398Because it's the start for the northwest passage. Once this opens up, a massive trade route will be established and America wants to control its money generation.
>>526197336
>>526197414Greenland is only useful for getting to Europe, not China
>>526196878Yeah the point is to be in a position where Denmark doesn't have to "allow" anything. Why the fuck do we need their permission?
>>526188442Sir?? What about X? Or Y?? What about Georgia?
>>526187398War.
>>526197489Its for the resources. With every country currently going bankrupt, their leadership are grabbing everything that has tangible value. Like Arctic resources. If the USA doesn't take it, Russia or China will.
Chinks want to steal it
>>526197489Greenland is defense.
>>526197495That doesn't even make any sense>>526197604There aren't any resources there and the US doesn't even use its own resources. It buys things made in Asia made from Asian, Australian and African resources. There is nothing in the arctic.
>>526197650Chinks want to take New York.
>>526197658From what? Nothing can penetrate the US navy and air forces.
>>526197484This literally tells me nothing
>>526196122The total is what matters. The US is the only thing keeping Europe from existing. Europe spends barely anything on military compared to the US. Hence, America is the one who gets to make the decisions.
>>526197766Covering a flank with Greenland, and another with Venezuela, would make it that much easier.
>>526197736What are you talking about? Oil, Gas, Minerals, Diamonds. It just wasnt economically feasible to exploit them years ago. Now it is.
>>526187698>muh nukes travel in a straight lineRussia has nuclear missiles with unlimited range which can take a path that goes anywhere they want.
>>526196766>Europe does the latter. To the U.S.Goods and services to the US is 5% of EU GDP. Exports, goods, to everyone else, which does not include services, is 15%.It's really not my fault that your son will be circumcised and you're taking this bullshit about Greenland at face value. Nor is it my fault that you're brown. Try not being brown, living off my tax dollars and pretending that anything is going to happen.No, brown, it's not about resources. It's not about military bases. It's not about any of that. Now fuck off and enjoy the BAS+BAH on my taxpayer dime, nigger, instead of fucking up my board.
>>526197736How does it not make sense. It is better to own than to rent. This is a pretty basic factoid.
>>526187398The arctic is the centerpoint of most important countries in terms of travel distance. Anchorage in the middle of nowhere in alaska is the biggest freight airport in the world because of that. If the ice melts, the arctic will be a major hub of maritime trade.Also additional layer of missile defenses. Fuckton of naval and air bases to control the arctic region and power project across the northern heimisphereAlso, imagine how cool it would look on the map to make the country this much biggerA smaller reason is that eventually you can develop some natural resources there too..
>>526197802If you look at the map, only the coastline has been exploited. Imagine the resources further inland.
>>526197903Why are you obsessed with dicks and brown people.
>>526187398The US has left over nukes there.
>>526197397Develop ? Like letting minerals go to the jews and niggers, through technology
>>526187398Trump knows Europe is going to fall to Russia and China. This is just preparation for that.
>>526187398Because Baffin Bay is about to become a major Shipping Route plus whatever junk you can find on a land covered in ice the size of the NE USA when ahhh global warming hits.
>>526197970If it were judged profitable, wouldn't companies have already done it?
>>526198025Probably because both zogbots and shitskins are subhuman.
>>526198041You haven't done anything to develop Greenland just like my retarded countries leadership has sat on their ass doing fuck all with Nunavut, NWT and Yukon. The USA is going to take it before Russia and make the Arctic great again. I bet after the USA takes Greenland they offer a better deal to the Inuit here in Canada. After all, all of Canada is "unceded land". Great PSYOP that was CIA.
>>526198131it's not viable right now because only the coast is not permanently frozen but in future if temperatures keep rising it will be
>>526197914Are you kidding me?
>>526198131There are some very retarded development laws. For example you can't mine Uranium, which they define as a certain concentration in the soil, which is present in like 95% of the viable mining areas.
>>526197946The ice isn't melting
>>526187398so you can put ICBMs there
>>526187398It's cute :3
>>526193170Why do you fear the nukes ? The liberal cities and non-Whites being killed in the in a nuclear war is a net positive. Don't be afraid and look forward
>>526197970Again, the US doesn't even use its own. It has more than enough accessible resources. It cannot be an incentive.
Recources. It's going to be a perfect base for our military when the ice melts. It great for radar bc it's at the very top of the globe.
>>526197847No, it wouldn't, especially since you can already dock and station weapons there
>>526198131If it isn't currently profitable, it will be profitable in the future. Every country on the planet is going broke. We are entering a resource war era between the USA, Russia and China. Orange Man sees a great future strategic investment in securing Greenland, both defense and resource wise.
>>526197856I mean what I said. The US imports products made with foreign resources. It doesn't need resources.
>>526198234Tl;dr
>>526190019He is tricking the Europeans into making bases in Greenland that are still under The US sphere of influence. Without spending a any American money whatsoever. It's really that simple
>>526191054They want to put massive data centers there. Way easier to cool them. Wouldn't be surprised if there's natural gas there to power the centers
>>526187398teen pussy lives there and no jeets
>>526187516We could have already done that. Both exploit their natural resources and place military installations on the island.
>>526198434Your military is already based there
>>526198490Why are Euros so snarky?I hated the few times I had to work with your kind on NATO operations, can't say the same for the US Mil.DESU its hilarious to see the US become the colonial power you all bitched and pissed yourselves over for years, while sucking off the US defence tit during the cold war.
>>526188442>Because the US doesn't have a state that starts with 'G' and Trump wants to finish the alphabet.this. xantinchtylvania is rightful american clay
>>526198603This, Trump can't lose. At worst he tricks Europe into spending to protect Greenland, at worst, we get it.
>>526198768Kek
>>526187398Pic related/thread
>>526193475White House staff reported that he literally said that "Greenland looks good on the map".
>>526197824The total defense spending if EU would give up their social welfare systems + their current defense spending would easily be 6.25 trillion.EU-27 is already "dwarfing" the graph in military spending, just not as much as the US, you're just comparing country to country in your dumb graph. Stupid fucking nigger ape.
>>526197440Polar projection makes France look small, I don't like it >:(
>>526199013US spends $1 trillion and EU $300 billion>but what if they spent all their welfare on military insteadbut they don't
>>526199013No, it doesn't. The EU GDP is smaller than the US. Why would they give up their welfare?
>>526199372>nigger adds another 500 billy just because he can, subtracts fifty billy from the EU number>but they don'tMaybe you should try reading my fucking posts in the thread, subhuman, for my overall pointEU dominates the graph outside of the US. Additionally, EU *pays us*. Obviously that would've been even more had you not decided to leave the EU and import infinity pakis, instead of polacks, to compensate.>>526199570Why would they continue to be protected by an adversary and pay that adversary to protect them? When they could just export to China and have the same sort of relationship.>>526199570That graph has nothing to do with GDP. Nor do my numbers. Stupider than the zogbot I was arguing with earlier.
>>526199703You're the dumb nigger who thinks Europe can simply reallocate from their welfare state to military super power.
>>526200220I know a painter who did it once. Stupidest dumb nigger alive.EU has a mutual defense pact, btw.
>>526187398Why doesn't trump just buy off the 99% of the island that is unpopulated and leave the 1% with people on it to Denmark? Who would have an issue with that?
>>526187398>Why is this frozen shithole so important?Because it gives massive territorial rights to whoever owns it.
>>526187398Denmark did nothing. us will search for oil/ rare earth
>>526200587>rare earthThere's no searching for "rare earth", because it's not rare. It's just polluting. The only reason to extract the shit in the cold is to just pollute that sister fucker shithole instead of our sister fucker shithole. Their oil isn't really worth it either, barely 30 billion barrels of reserves with no infrastructure at all. You're better off taking over Norway at that point.
