The jew fears the indoor beekeeper.
>>526187819they are loud
they should put a little faucet on that and use it as a free honey dispenser
>>526187819how is the honey taken out?
>>526187819>asleep>hear someone break in>wait until they come to my room>smash open glass and hide under the blanket>mfw my emergency attack bees rush to defend me with their lives
>>526188048you teach them the concept of taxation and just watch the honey flow
>>526187819The jew wants you confined and reduced to keeping bees and chickens and shrimp in your goypartment instead of having 100 acres and doing it outside and free
>>526188221>asleep>hear someone break in>wait until they come to my room>It's a grizzly bear
>>526188257This finn has learned the hard way.
>>526188007It needs a flow frame.
>>526188511Kek
>>526187819Its fancy but thats 2-4 frames at most, that alone wont keep a colony afloat, it would likely swarm and would hardly produce any amount of meaningful honey since its all being used by brood>>526188967these are fine but they encourage lazy beekeepers, in addition if there are only 2-4 frames in this octogon one and they are using flow frame, this will kill the brood since it mangles the cells to get the honey>beekeeper
>>526188967If you buy one of these, do NOT forget the honey tube
>>526188257lmao
>>526189306Anon, do you have any suggestions as to how to get started? I tried looking into local beekeeping groups but they're unironically all ran by lesbians and trannies>they call themselves 'queens'
>>526187819what's tat at the top OP?
>>526191134>what's tat at the top OP?It's a jar of sugar water.The bees drink it in the winter time when there's no flowers.
>>526191467Ah fair, i thought i was a jar of piss /sthanks for clarifying
>>526187819Just bee yourself.>>526187940Must be pretty peaceful going to sleep to ambient bee noises.
I wonder how many BTUs/hr this puts out
>>526192093>I wonder how many BTUs/hr this puts outyou mean BeeTUs
>>526187819No bee pepe posted itt. I am dissapointed
You WILL eat the bug barf!!!!Sorry, all natural sugar for me only. It comes from plants.
>>526192242CARLOS!!
>>526189860Will something other than honey come out if it doesn't go through the honey tube?
>>526192242>>526192498I feel like I just went back in time 2 decades
>>526192793we’re here forever
>>526187819Delete this thread right fucking now.
>>526190975Just start, otherwise you have to get the government involved
>>526188221>POV: you picked the wrong gypsy castle to rob
>>526187819Unless you live in the swiss alps or isolated rural area, this is dangerous in a suburb, the honey becomes poison troon chemicals.
>>526187819How do the bees get outside? Did they drill a hole trough the window like Mission Impossible?
>>526187819That's a clever design
>>526194109Too bad it's not built as a faraday cage. Now, the cell phone jews will install a 5G tower a block from his residence and the bees will cook from the inside out from the high frequency and shallow husk of their bodies.
>>526194704Fair point
>>526187819>not rigging his local woodlands with surgical tubing to collect canuck gold
>>526195236picrel
As far as I am aware it is illegal to take home live wild fish. The reason behind that is something about limiting release of invasive species. It's junk reasoning. The actual reason is because taking home live wild caught fish gives people better food efficiency and allows people to detox the fish before consumption. Ever hear of finishing cattle? Essentially you can do that with live fish in the bathtub feeding it table scraps and replacing the water once or twice a day allowing it to detox. After about 1-2 weeks they'll gain multiple pounds then you kill and gut the fish while feeding it scraps that would be wasted out anyways. That's multiple pounds of meat extra for very little input. That is multiple extra meals you didn't have to pay for. The jew fears the indoor fish farmer. Make sure you obtain your fish legally for when they start gangstalking you.
>>526192604Bee vomit
>>526188048sendrigrugal paua :DDDD
>>526195883loled
>>526195236I found out that you can even just go ahead and do this legally if you have the trees and the land. You need to apply to a lottery they don't even hold every year to potentially get the chance to be allowed to produce it. It's insane
>>526195315>dystopian leaf horrorsit's the masturbation machines all over again
>>526195743For a moment I was confused why you were talking about fish until I remembered this
>>526196227It seemed pertinent to the thread to share information on environmentally friendly practices that are frowned upon.
>>526196227>it’s realLMFAOThe appellate court’s decision focused on statutory definitions under California’s Fish and Game Code, and the legislative history of amendments to those laws over the past several decades. In particular, the court reviewed the definitions of endangered species (section 2062), threatened species (section 2067), and candidate species (section 2068).Each of these statutes provides that covered species include “native species or subspecies of a bird, mammal, fish, amphibian, reptile, or plant[.]” This portion of the code, however, does not elaborate on what qualifies as a bird, mammal, fish, and so forth. Based only on the qualified species listed above, bees and other land-dwelling invertebrates would not receive protection under the law. The court looked elsewhere in the Fish and Game Code for definitions to help clarify whether bees may qualify for protection under CESA. Importantly, the section 45 of the code defines “fish” as “a wild fish, mollusk, crustacean, invertebrate, amphibian, or part, spawn, or ovum of any of those animals.” (Emphasis added). According to the court, the term “invertebrate” under the definition of fish includes both aquatic and terrestrial invertebrates, such as bees. The court ultimately held as follows:[W]e agree with the Department and the Commission that the Commission may list any invertebrate as an endangered or threatened species under 2062 and 2067, if the invertebrate meets the requirements of those statutes, and thus may also designate any invertebrate as a candidate species under section 2068, if the species or subspecies may otherwise qualify as an endangered or threatened species
>>526196633But where do I clean myself for 2 weeks
>>526196846Do you not take a shower at your workplace gym?
What's this? A thread woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that.
>>526190975Okay, you are going to need a bit of open space. You can do this on the ground outside, where you have a yard, but you are going to need room for the bees to fly out and take off, and it needs plenty of space around it so bees don't get lost. I know people that built beehives atop their flat apartment roofs and had plenty of honey in springtime as bees would fly into the tall trees to collect honey from the flowers there, then drift down to collect honey from flowers close to the ground. Lots of open, sunlit space is perfect for bees, as they use the sun to find their way home and tell other bees where to find honey.You can find bees and beekeeping supplies nearby from your local breeder. Russian bees are very good for production and overwintering in northern climates, africanized bees are dangerous. Supposedly bees in Puerto Rico were once africanized but the hurricanes and monsoon season starved out the ones overproducing soldier bees and left the ones producing workers, making them hyperproductive and suited to tropical conditions.
Just pee yourself
>>526197009I do so I repeat the question. Where do I shower while the fish is in my tub.
redpill me on honey? why not just use sugar, or eat like an adult?
>>526190975Is this the reveal of the tranny honey mafia?
>>526188967>rugpulling your bees
>>526197237What the fuck does eat like an adult even mean to you? You haven't seen adults buying honey all the time?
>>526187819I had a setup like this once but for ants.Wouldn’t this be really bad for them though being exposed to light all the time?
>>526197348Did your ants make honey?
>>526197311i assume its for their children. do you walk around with bags of skittles in your pants too?
>>526197184You shower at your workplace gym shower. You can also use a washcloth with soap and a sink.
>>526197237>or eat like an adult?No child can make baklava
>>526197237It contains stem cells, and they pasteurize it for the same reason they do milk. These raw foods are extremely important for vitality.>the land overflowing with milk and honey
>>526197237I mean honey does have a high amount of sugar in it, but it has a different taste, and it also is anti-bacterial, anti-inflammatory, and promotes a healthy immune system.Also aids digestion and can even help heal wounds faster.
>>526197399No but they looked cool digging their little tunnels.
>>526197237>or eat like an adult?>>526197457>i assume its for their children.Feed your baby honey and find out. Dumb fucking muslim.
>>526188448aahhhh sheeittt
>>526197156Thank you for your reply. Could you estimate what 'a bit of open space' means? For example 3 square feet around the hive or 10 square feet?Additionally, I already have lots of carpenter bees (or maybe they're bumblebees) in my neighborhood. Do you think they'd play nice with the honeybees or would they fight each other and fight over the hive? >africanized bees are dangerous and don't workKek, am I understanding that right?
>>526195743You can also farm catfish in barrels in the back yard. There is a good article about it in one of the early issues of "the survivor" by Kurt Saxon. You can find most of the issues on the internet archive. He put alot of books on how to make money and be self reliant during the 70s survivalist movement.
>>526197457Please tell me you're fucking with me and aren't actually this inept.
>>526187940yes
>>526189306This guy keeps bees. I was gonna post the same
>>526187819You need some protein in your diet
>>526197490But my work place gym shower will have a fish in the tub
>>526197859didnt say baby but ok fatso>>526197912whats inept about not wanting a constant supply of GALLONS OF HONEY lmfao
>>526197812Sweet
>>526188967>>526187819Never really thought about it but do you need to boil honey or anything to purify / pasteurize?
>>526198140You can sell itAlso my grandfather keeps bees, he and my uncle use the honey to make cosmetics and sell that as well as the honey itself.
>>526197457>do you walk around with bags of skittles in your pants too?you talk like an Afghan>t. 0311 who's probably shot a couple of your cousins in the Sangin
>>526198239>Also my grandfather keeps bees, he and my uncle use the honey to make cosmetics and sell that as well as the honey itself.What do they make?
>>526198312Lip balm, soap, face masks, shampoo, some different creams.
>>526188967Flow frames are a cool concept but the craftsmanship qualify on flow® frames™ is embarrassing.
>>526198140We're talking about just consuming honey you retard no one said anything about gallons. Holy fuck you're stupid.>Just have sugar broAnd you think you're the functional adult?
>>526198239thats a job. im aware of honey or wax byproducts.these fat chuds are talking of home honey supply as in OP.>>526198249>zogbot>sugar enjoyerpost gunt
>>526194109For you
>>526198762oh god hes gonna launch into a wall of text about honey being peak huwhite of the aryan vril..>functional adult"do u even put honey in your ginger-tea when u eat garlic cuz u have a tickle in ur throat??"adults just man up and stfu
>>526198909Don't really get people like you. Do you just hate nature or what? The concept of bees and honey is a wonderful thing. Considering your demeanor and meme flag I'm guessing you are a 90lb middle aged liberal dipshit.
>>526198807You can still sell honey and bee products from your home hive, most beekeepers are small scale
>>526198909Buddy it's just a product that people consume. Stop projecting. You have this retarded idea that honey is for children that doesn't even make sense>adults just man up and stfuWhat the fuck does this even have to do with consuming honey. Do you think you're being coherent right now?
>>526199131Nah libs love honey. Likely trailer trash of he has such simple thoughts like>Just use sugar>It must be for kidsThese are the words of someone with a very narrow world view.
>>526198230Honey is naturally anti-bacterial, pasteurizing it would destroy the bee puke enzymes and cause it to become more susceptible to mold and rot
>>526199131>>526199210>>526199213kek no i dont have a grudge against BEES everyone knows theyre needed to pollinate.this is literally a thread about producing big amounts of honey on your wall for your household consumption, and why the jew fears it. I'm not the crazy one here senpai, and yes sweets are for children idk why i even have to say that
>>526199454one of few foodstuffs that never goes bad if im not wrong. did any archaeologists get wasted on prime gayreek mead?
>>526199311I mean honey also just tastes different so it’s good for some foods, never gad honey-garlic wings?Sugar is for when you just want the food to be sweeter but don’t want much additional flavour, like for a sauce or something.
I guess you could say these guys were freebees. Bees moved into my patio so bought a bee hive and they took to it.I spend like under $200. Some stuff like the bee suit was used from craigslist for $15.
>>526199473Most people sell it.
>>526187819>>526192089
>>526199311They like the bullshit that comes in a bear bottle from the grocery store. The moment you talk about farming your own raw honey they will jump down your throat. Libshits hate nature. They have to continually assert to everyone that they love nature because its a damn lie.
You're bees.
>>526198230just don't feed it to toddlers. it can have something, I think botulism, that is fatal until the gut health of a human is at a certain level.
>>526199605i grew up in USA and we buy honey in little bear bottles like this guy says (tho he seems to think raw honey is better than store bought), and it lasts like 3 months lol>>526199688
>>526199688>Libshits hate nature. They have to continually assert to everyone that they love nature because its a damn lie.Libtards hate absolutely everything because they are mad at the world and reality in general for not being like their media fantasies.They only pretend to like nature as a vector for their hatred of humanity. They will say humans need to die for the good of nature but they really just want humans to die in general.I've never met one irl who did not hate everything, hate their entire family, hate people, hate their home, hate their country.
>>526199473Ok I'm down for a good laugh. Explain to my why sweets are for children.>>526199539I guess you wanted to reply to the anon who doesn't understand why people consume honey and not me.>>526199688What are you talking about? They're obsessed with raw foods and supporting local. >>526190975 you think those lesbians are trannies are conservatives? I'm sorry pal but that's just a wrong take. Everyone loves honey except for the one retard ITT.
I won't be missing most of you. You're piles of shit. Brainless idiots the majority. That's your problem. Look at the way you talk. Most of you have some deluded view of yourselves. Just like a transgender. Children clapping. Does your delusion meet reality. Are you really telling me you know how a beehive works. You don't even know your own gender and are obsessed with it all day.
>>526200011>we buy honey in little bear bottles like this guy says (tho he seems to think raw honey is better than store bought)Called it, you stupid fuck. You probably think wild caught and farmed salmon is the same thing as well. And they pasteurize milk for your health and well being right? You are so fucking dumb you couldn't even comprehend it. Total slave to the system. Best part is you are going to have to keep repeating phase until you learn or accept. Just delaying the inevitable.
I think a guy was trying to sell his daughter at the grocery store today?
>>526199131>Don't really get people like you. Do you just hate nature or what?He's jewish.
>>526200259I'll be the judge of "best parts" around hereNot you Doogie .
>>526200165im not the retard, look at this guy sperging >>526200259i just googled it and raw isnt any healthier so charade you are>how are sweets for childrenWHEW well, the taste, the marketing, the tooth decay, it's the among the most childish things that exist. Ball sports is another, cant believe yall watch milionaire niggers play a game literally invented to keep children occupied while men worked in the mines etc.im kind of a mastur debator so you might wanna back off champ
>>526187819this is retarded.t beekeeper
>>526195017I love magazine parodies
>>526200011What do you mean it lasts 3 months?
>>526200478How is the taste for children? I also don't watch any sports idk why you even brought that up I agree with you it's retarded and a waste of time.
>>526200576i mean what i meant from the beginning of this tedtalk, how much honey do ppl really eat? HOL UP i know: yall fell for the breakfast jew innit! Honey on your toast + oatmeal + pancakes, bruh how you gonna be hungry first thing in the morning, from all that hard sleep you just did?
>>526199473>Sweets are for children.Tell us your life sucks.You need some pixie stix to go with your zutt action.
>>526200720children like sweets and hate veggies, its kinda well known phenomenon. a good banana+peanut butter+honey sandwich is tits tho
>>526200817my life sucks. i just spent over 1 year in a studio apt using literally just 1 kitchen knife + 1 pan + 1 plate for every meal. i had nothing else at all, nor did i need
>>526200774I thought you ment it went bad and I was going to berate you but I wanted to clear that up first before assuming.>how you gonna be hungry first thing in the morning, from all that hard sleep you just did> How are you going to be hungry first thing in the morning after not eating for 8 hour while your body burns glycogen, releases glucose to keep your brain alive, shifts hormones like ghrelin upward, and keeps your metabolism running the entire time.Anyway I add honey to my non flavored green yogurt. I let it crystalize so it adds a nice texture to it.
