Can I trick ICE into thinking I’m an illegal alien from Switzerland so they can deport me there?
>>526188644Probably not since you're brown
>>526188644You'd have to learn Schweiiitzerdeutsch and believe you me, it is not an easy dialect. Of course the Swiss will cope and say that it is its own language but really it is just the nigger of german dialects.
>>526189186*Schwiiitzerduetsch / SchwiitzerdoitschEven I can not spell it correctly. It is basically impossible to learn for a muttanon who doesn't even speak high german.
>>526189186I’ll just claim to have come here as a child and don’t know the language anymore.
>>526189186that'd be Kiez-Deutsch
>>526188644What I'm interested in is that do they check ID's and citizenship for non-browns? Say if I snuck in the US illegally, would they check my blonde gray eyed ass? I look more white than 95% of US "whites".
>>526188754There's plenty of famous people from Switzerland.Don't tell me you're a newfag who doesn't know about our good ol cheese eating alp climbing friend pratty
>>526189432>Kiez-DeutschI have heard fo Kanakensprech, Kanakendeutsch but never of this. Anyhow, it is not a german dialect, in my opinion, but what do I know? I'm just a dumb gypsy migrant stealing tools from KGVs.
The destination needs to agree to take you. Trump threatened/bribed the browns into taking their own back, but Switzerland would make you prove you belong before letting you in.
>>526188644you can use the data from that swis pajeet that doxed himself, but you will have to be brown and ugly like he is
