redditors are fucking pathetic
>>526189657that story never happened. granny got horny by how alpha the nazi was and cucked the grandson
This is just completely normal ideology for anyone raised in a western school system in the past 75 years
>>526189657Ive never met a redditor that lost a fight.
>>526189812fpbp
>>526189657The other day there was a large active thread about how to beat rightists in a war and they were complaining about the Democrats not being "ruthless enough". 2029 will be a Bolshevik shitscape.
>>526189657things that never happened
>>526189657my local city plebbit they always talk like this telling me they're going to kick my ass. I was the biggest person in my graduating class in our small city high school. But they're all gonna beat my ass
>>526189657and then everyone clapped
>>526189657>then everyone clappedToo bad he couldn't find the totally real picture. Maybe AI can help him, hmm?
>>526189812fpbp, granny's cunt was drenched from reactivation
>>526189657His little cock cage clitty must of been dripping pre cum as he wrote this faggotry>pic related is him
>>526189657and then everybody clapped
>60 year old stonerlmao
>>526189657>>526189812>that story never happenedRedditors will fall for anything.Florida is packed with these types. I went to a dive bar in Daytona and there was this redditor posted up at the counter. Shirtless, rocking a massive "Logic > Feelings" tattoo with a fedora silhouette right across his chest like it was peak 2015. Dude was barely 5'4" and built like a wet paper towel.My great aunt rolled up with us—she's this ancient 60s flower child, perpetually baked, zero filter. She plops down next to him, orders a rum runner, takes one look at the ink, and immediately goes full savage."I bet you think you're the smartest guy in the room standing there shorter than me flashing your Reddit atheism tattoo at a bunch of drunk tourists who just want to forget their lives for five minutes." The whole bar lost it. People were wheezing, pointing, one guy spit his beer.He turned tomato-red, started mumbling about "ad hominem attacks" and "fallacy of appeal to emotion," but nobody was hearing it. She just kept going: "Honey, the only logic here is that you're the only one wearing more ink than brain cells. Tip that fedora somewhere else before I make you eat it."He finally bailed, scurrying out like his karma just tanked. As he passed me I leaned over and muttered, "Don't let me catch you outside, pal, or your day’s about to get ratio'd in real life."Snapped a pic of him mid-meltdown—still hunting for it from 2019. If I find it I'll edit the post. Glad I held back though; got a family now, and orange jumpsuits suck, but damn I wanted to dropkick that keyboard warrior into next week.
>>526190110>>526190106dont let me see you outside buddy, or your day's gonna get worse
https://youtu.be/67CXV4o4dYM?si=hzPQQ8carIXjirz4You think this is pathetic?
>>526190106How is this video real, it has to be a shitpost
>>526189843i dont think a redditor has ever been in a fight
>>526190201This story is even more believable than the average redditors
>>526190314Look at this dude
>>526189657>I leaned in and said "dont let me see you outside buddy or your days gonna get worse" Im trying to find the picture i took of him ill post it if i find it
>>526189657>don't let me see you outside buddy, or your day's gonna get worse
Imagine living in Florida for any reason
>>526189657>things that never happenedOh no. Because you know if it actually happened that shit would have 100 million views on tiktak. So easily debunked.
1. It never happenedor2. It was a Ritterkreuz tattoo which the redditor says was a swastika, and probably got sick of the redditor mocking him in front of the bar over his tattoo.
>>526189657>would've loved to wail on that dudeRedditors love to wail, I guess.
>>526189657Based AF. eat shit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=boBx9E0OdrY
>>526190783That shining Mew actually looks really cool, I can see where the man gets his confidence from.
>>526190314>i'm a random nobody that knows nothing and won a game of moderator politics >so reddit should supply me with professional subordinates
>>526189657ONEPOSTBYTHISID
>>526189871>hot to beat rightists in a war
>>526189812>and cucked the grandson
>reddit screenshotDon't let me see you outside this thread, buddy. Or your shitposting days will be over.
>>526189657It’s funny how this only works because the guy was 5’3’’ and ugly. If a 6’5’’ chad had a swastika tattoo they would just keep their mouth shut and seethe silently
>>526190783>Redditor into cute and funnies
>>526189657I'm sure that totally happened.
>>526190201Lol
>>526190808>I like nice weather EXCEPT from 3pm-430pm each day
>>526189657>plebbitors are patheticstop the presses
>>526189871Loud compliance is still compliance. Trump is right to have moved on from all this and let the process play out without his intervention. Seems like Noem can handle it.
>>526192509It didn't work or even happen
>>526189657and everyone clapped
>>526189657Yes I would love to keep punching redditors while they're passed out unconscious. I hate subhumans.
>>526190201>a massive "Logic > Feelings" tattoo>redditorskek I WISH
>>526189657>>526189923>>526189963>>526189981>>526189997>>526190106>>526190110>>526190238>>526192876I grew up shit kicking these little Hitler wannabes one Doc to the face at a time. They would quite literally piss themselves in fear. Anyone that brings fascism, sexism, bigotry and hatred for the fellow man is going to have their teeth forcibly ejected out their face via my fist. Stay true.
>>526189657>1pbtid>LE HECKIN REDDITO!!!!!!!!I hope you freeze to death
>>526192226>implying MIGA cucks are any less soft truly hilarious how pathetic you dumbass niggers are
>>526190106I have this tier of bald. How do I stop looking like a gross pedo like him? I have a beard at the moment but im not sure if it helps.
>>526190493they doxxed ukrainian battle position once or so times
But did everybody clap?
>>526192624He's definitely overweight, looks and smells weird too I bet.
>>526193131You won't do shit, you fucking nigger.
>>526193988stop caring if you look like a pedo is step one to not looking like one
>>526192226Take away the insulin and those fat fuck scooters and you cripple the rights ability to wage war too. This entire country is full of fat retards on both sides nothing will ever happen because a happening will involve stairs at some point.
>>526193131In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less
>>526189657Why is it the same story every time? Its always an older relative like an aunt or grandma who was civil rights freedom fighter back in the day. Liberals are so self-loathing they can't be heroes in their own stories.
Edit: Found the old photo!
