https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/stop-leaving-filthy-red-spit-33238741>Paandemichttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sir-tony-blair-join-donald-36566783>Tony Blair to join Donald Trump’s Gaza ‘Board of Peace’https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gun-fired-greater-manchester-injury-36566522>Person seriously injured after gun fired in Greater Manchesterhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/two-unexploded-wwii-bombs-detonated-36566606>Two unexploded WWII bombs detonated after mass evacuationhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/streeting-starmer-sack-labour-government-cabinet-b2902259.html>Streeting's chums aren't happy
Did you remember to buy deenz?you're going to need them.
the bots were something else yesterday huh
>>526191941woke up iranian WTF
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>>526191941>I see anything and I want to spit it redJust allow the public to assault wrong'uns for littering or defecating.
>>526192225Putting cyprus videos up bum
>>526192038What for
Horsenonce is a high pitched paedophile.
Finally, peace
>>526192490Betamax or VHS?
>>526192127Jigstarm
>>526192549civil war and ww3 both at the same time
I remember when I was around four years old my brother had made some kind of art project for school. It was a small hill and surrounding terrain built on a board of some kind, maybe the size of an A4 piece of paper. I was really impressed. I think he used pipe cleaners for the trees. In the dining room that nobody really used my brother and I would sit near the small television which was linked to a PS1 and would play TOCA: Touring Car Championship together. There was one secret mission on an active volcano, and I think there were secret cars you could get via cheats. I remember lying in bed hearing my brother playing Nirvana in his room really loud at night while my parents argued. I remember being in my brother's room and hearing the song I'll Be Missing You by P Diddy. I always associate that song and Come As You Are with my brother. I remember going down the stairs using a pillow as a sled. I remember my dad taking me to the coast and looking for crabs with me in the rockpools. I remember making mazes using VHS boxes. I remember walking up to the television when there was some kind of nude scene on there and trying to press my face against the glass because I thought I would see what was below where the camera was covering. I remember playing hide and seek with my brother and hiding behind the little metal tea trolley that was kept under the breakfast counter. I vaguely remember the sense of contentment and happiness I felt just going in his room while he was at his desk or whatever and bouncing on his bed.
>>526192702VHS
>>526192912>the cop cars all have mutt lights someone needs to make a BritAI copyright me, 2026 btw. patent pending.
Gobbo been spamming samefagging and larping all day again today?
>>526192912Live from Curry Mile, Far Right Terrorist spotted
I saw Jonathan Ross at a Tesco Express in London yesterday.I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.After paying for the Milky Ways he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
I remember playing Driver on PS1 alone for hours. You couldn't hit the pedestrians because they would always dive out of the way, but I tried over and because I thought surely it was possible. I still recognise immediately the unique car engine sound used in that game. I enjoyed driving around San Francisco trying to follow traffic laws, but it was hard because the car you used was a little more powerful than the average NPC car so sometimes it would jump ahead when accelerating. I remember doing big jumps on the steep San Francisco roads. I remember playing Goldeneye with my friend on his PS1. My mother would take me to the video shop and allow me to rent a game for about a week. I remember renting Spyro and I enjoyed finding secret areas where there was hidden loot, I think it was in the form of a dragon's egg or something but I can't remember. I played the demo to Medievil over and over but it was so scary to me. I have always been very easily scared, and that game was hard to play. It's the same reason I never watched A Nightmare Before Christmas, it just seemed too scary. I remember being around three or four years old and feeling scared in my bed at night. I would lie there with my heart racing trying to build up the courage to go to mum and eventually I would get out of bed and run to the door and then run to my parents' bedroom door and climb into their bed and lie between them. I didn't like the feeling of my father's stubble against my skin so I hugged my mother instead, who was soft and warm. There was an alleyway near my house with vertical wooden boards on each side which smelled like tar, and it's probably my favourite smell out of everything I've ever smelled.
Uhh AdvanceUK bros???
>>526193517I thought Habib split from Lowe when they both got kicked out of Reform because he had a melty over not being the leader of any new group?
>>526193517right wing pakis is a very strange idea like a based tranny, or a good jew
>>526192755How are tins of sardines going to help you in that situation?
>>526192127>>526192711https://vocaroo.com/1kMgVokvBVLWHello, brit/pol/.You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose:The deenz you just ate for brekkie contained Vladimir Putin's personal specially engineered slow-acting Novichok.When the timer at the back goes off, you will violently shit yourself to death.Imagine the smell.The antidote is only activated by combustion, and it's in one of these 10 dank nugs in front of you.You must use the bong to inhale the correct nug - these are real Afghan Alien Mint nugs thoughever - 3 or 4 nugs and you will be too monged to think.Better hurry up. Live or die, make your choice.
>>526194058nice amount of heft to them, can throw them at people
>>526193041Lots of filth cars here have red and blue lights these days.
>>526194058yeah you'll just order another deliveroo munchboy special from achmed when SHTF won't you?
>>526193703
>>526193646No he wanted Lowe to lead advance, Lowe said “no, if you’re brown, don’t sit down”
>>526194185No, I’ll rely on my food preps, very little of which is tinned, supplemented with what I grow in my garden. Because I’m not a retard.
>>526194213Kek, niche crossover.
>>526194252Why do browns have to try to force themselves into political positions? If you're brown and really "one of the good ones", then just be happy to live in the country. Stop trying to destabilise it.
officially saturday
>>526194332of course you will. any more larps mr cop cars have red lights now?lmaogo clean your room
>>526194371It’s even funnier when habib talks about how integrated he is and how he is half English. All his kids married pakis and I think some went back to pakistan (not certain on the last part)
>>526194332>with what I grow in my gardenbased, you got a big un? i got a few raised beds but neglected em this year
>>526194537he lives in a benny hovel he never leaves except to go to abduls paki shop
>>526194457Habib himself was born and raised in Pakiland, he's barely more British than Olukemi on top of being a complete nothing of a figure.
>>526194374FATurday
>>526194371Browns don't get to be in those positions unless ZOG allows it. It's funny that people think people like Sadiq Khan got in organically when I can guarantee he's a freemason and he's simply playing a role.
>>526194370Funny though.
>>526194642but his dad was a bus driver though !!1
Me dad was a toolmaker
>>526194632>body like that>still wears makeup>"godda look me best, doe ni"Zero self-awareness.
You reckon Keir will sack Wes?
>>526194440Police cars in the UK frequently have red lights now, because the police forces claim that’s what comes with them and it would be too expensive to remove them. Leave your bedsit sometime.I’m not the one repeating (and possibly living) a /k/ meme thinking it will save me. If you actually want to store food get some mylar bags, some moisture and oxygen absorbers. Also get planting in your garden to supplement what you have, try to stay off government lists as they plan to make those.https://nationalpreparednesscommission.uk/publications/just-in-case-7-steps-to-narrow-the-uk-civil-food-resilience-gap/
>>526194632BOSH
>>526194878Definitely created a tool
>>526194632
>>526194878His saws cut the half-time orange
I hate each and every one of you mentally deficient paedophiles. You're all going to the gas chambers.
>>526194592idgi
>>526194878Did he work the tool?
>>526194920>the police forces claim that’s what comes with them>they don't buy generic cars and kit them out themselvesYou are soooooo full of shit.
>>526194920you don't leave your flat joshyou're on brit/pol 19.5 hours a day > d don't use tins that last for years , use mylar bags and some silica gelTOPFUCKINGKEKfat spastic
>>526194904Wes is the Labour defector to Reform
It's Friday night, tool makers son is fast asleep, with his phone set to DND. Not a care in the world.... apart from that meanie Farage
>>526194632Pregnant with a food baby.
>>526195022it's the nonce >>526195078of course they don't have red lights, he can't show you a UK cop car with one eitherthere's even a law about it https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/1989/1796/regulation/11
C-caturday?
>>526194537Not massive. I’d say medium sized. Would seem like a farm to a drank ox though I suppose. Have a plum tree, a cooking apple tree that produces massive apples that are so sweet you don’t need to add sugar to the crumbles and an apple tree that is quite wimpy but produces a few crab apples. Got three blueberry bushes in the autumn and they’re in pots for now.One raised bed currently has beans, garlic, kaleidoscope and globe carrots (bought reduced for a garden centre because the birth of my niece got in the way of my August planting and I though why not?) chives, shallots and mustard greens and those Japanese winter salad greens.Got another bed fallow and will build another in the spring.
>>526194602Topkek, I never knew that. Funny how he leaves that bit out.
>>526195293nice kot frenchy
ah fuck me i thought that french faggot had gone. boreposting icumen>gobbo larpingmelty timeleaving before he starts posting CP bet he starts posting archive links after i've gone too
>>526195110Reform needs quaresYou can't govern without quares
>>526195380Your kot looks happy, but inbred
>>526191941Toilet Pisser virgins>Piss all over the fucking floor>Piss all over yourself>Piss all over the toilet>Pissy brine stinking bathroom, lovely...>Sticky floors>Angry Mrs.Sink Pisser chads>Station to wash dick after pissing>Zero splash, due to close proximity of dick to sink>Turn on sink, wash the piss away>Spray sink with Flash semi-regularly>No smell>Piss free floors and toilet>Happy Mrs.You've been lied to your whole fucking life. Toilet Pissing is a humiliation ritual designed by the Circumcised to enforce the "dirty dick" stereotype and steal your foreskin. ARISE, fellow SINK PISSERS, do not be SHAMED for taking the LOGICAL path. Stand strong, locked arm and arm with proud dicks over the sink, and rejoice, for it only makes sense!
>>526195422
>>526195325mate that sounds great, i'm well jealousi should really try get mine sorted out but i get the right hump when everything i try grow gets decimated by bugs or birds, i was growing some strawberries in 2024 and aphids wiped the lot out, my carrots n spuds had some sort of white fungus that decimated the lot too, i was guttedguess i aint cut out for growing me own, would love a nice apple tree or two more than anything
>>526195422Fuck me , still seething in to the void
My missus works for Tesco and says Jonathan Ross doesn’t exist
>>526195477bit like me then
>>526195369I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge and he regularly talks about it, it's on his Wiki page
>>526195110Makes sense. Grim.
It's a care home not a hotel
>tfw you hold all the cards
>>526195814Need a 76 person HMO stat!
>>526195814Bigots!, can easily house 700 in that care home.
>>526195907
>>526196048Bruh... Is that AI? What is up with his face?
>>526195814Gotta put them somewhere now that Labour is closing the hotels.Also, the care homes are empty since a load of elderly died off during the last flu wave.
>>526195549>aphids wiped the lot outGet some marigolds. You can keep them in pots and move them around the garden as needed.Lacewings (pic related) are delicate little things, and quite pretty. But their larvae are like something out of a space monster horror movie. They will spend all day doing nothing but munching their war through...aphids!The adult can spot marigolds from a long way off, and you are providing them with a nectar meal right next to the perfect nursery plant to lay their eggs on. Using nature to do the hard work is always the smart path.Works for tomatoes too.
Do uni lads still go out clubbing? Or do zoomers stay at home?
>>526195078No, they don’t. They buy police editions of cars and add their livery to them. Are you retarded or something?>>526195105I am not ‘josh’, who doesn’t exist, and nor am I a glowie using that persona. You mentally ill wretch. Yes, tins can last years. They can also spoil, rust and get damaged, and are also bulky and heavy. Dried goods stored the way I described can last decades, you meme-brained zoomer faggot.
>>526196086That's how racially pure jews look. That's how they are naturally.
>>526196161forgot pic
Lets ask Dogscran about his garden? Oh wait. Lol.
>>526196161>>526196261thats handy to know, thanks mateare there any hardy veggies i can plant this year that are retard proof?
>>526196171>police editions of carsI have seen police cars made by just about every car manufacture out there. Do you seriously think ALL the car manufacturers have a "police car" version of what they make?They get high performance cars and mod them for police work, then have them painted in their liveries. It's all done either in-house or by selected garages who specialize in such work.There is no such thing as " police edition cars" in the UK.btw, my dad was a traffic cop for more than 20 years. I think he would know more about this than you, and I have often spoken to him about such stuff.
>>526195549Give it another go, GrowVeg has some good videos on jewtube and him and morgoth are what prompted me to give raised beds ago. Anon is right, give some companion planting a go. My dad attempted to grow tomatoes last year and though he had lots of issue with blight he didn’t mind because the few tomatoes he did manage to grow were apparently the best he’s tasted.
>>526196871thanks, just want at least one yield of something edible
>>526196808You seem angry and aren’t making much sense. Yes, manufacturers make police editions of models and offer them for sale to the police, or the police approach manufacturers asking for police versions of specific models. The only time the police modify vehicles is when testing seized vehicles in unmarked roles.> my dad was a traffic copThat is utterly revolting and explains why come across as a cunt.
>>526196331Courgettes are dead easy. You'll save a fortune because they're so expensive in the shops. Plus, the shops sell by weight, so they let them grow to marrow size. You should pick them while they're thumb-sized. Snap them off and the plant will grow another...all summer long. 3 or 4 plants should do you.Runner beans are easy too. Make a wigwam out of 3 tall canes, and plant the seedlings next to the bottom of the cane when they are about 6- inches tall (loosely tie the top to the cane untill they start to wrap round by themselves).Both freeze well.
>>526197204thanks as well, appreciate itwill post some pics if i don't balls it up again down the line
>>526194632That's an 8 pint job, minimum.
>>526193517Reminder that Rupert Lowe’s Plan A was to join the Tories if/when Jenrick became leader. So on the day Jenrick joins Reform he decides to launch another splinter party. It won’t be long before Habib and Lowe fall out over whether Are Tommeh should be allowed to join or some other wedge issue of the week. Imagine you’ve given money to Advance UK. You must feel a right mug. It’s all a grift to these people.
>>526195527
>>526197133>aren’t making much senseI just explained the process to you, but all you've got is>no it's not, bro!You think VW or BMW have a production line just for the few cars the police MIGHT buy? Instead of a garage who actually do such work as a normal part of their business?also:>hates the police>is also an expert on how the police equip themselvesAnd you call me a retard! baka.
>>526197475It's time to do away with politicians.
>>526197271Your soil or the wood you used for the beds might be why your last veggies got infected; you should have it tested before committing to growing something else.Some diseases and bacteria can spread to humans and majorly fuck you up, far beyond the two bob bits.
>>526197596Little victories.
>>526197596> only poets piss in sinks
>>526198166Real men piss in the bath tub drain.
>>526198225Now you're trying too hard.
>>526198225I jobby in the shower
>>526198225For a treat sometimes I piss out the window
>>526198349Impressive, top hatch?
>>526197129Apples are pretty low effort, but it takes years to get a decent yield. Might try taking some cuttings this spring for my brothers and sisters.
>>526197606It’s not really a production line is it? It’s a bit of modification to an already existing production line. And yeah, I like to know my enemy.Here’s a Vauxhall brochure, you dribbling spastichttps://www.vauxhall.co.uk/content/dam/vauxhall/Home/e-brochures/miscellaneous/Special_Vehicles_brochure_2017_Edition2.pd
>>526198334>jobbyIsn't that what Scottish people call blowjobs?who are you gumming there Angus?
>>526198610Is that a bramleys?Also: All comercial apple trees are grafted onto a stock (usually quince). If you take cuttings, all you will get is crab apples, or something that tastes nothing like the apple you were expecting.
>>526198890>It’s a bit of modification to an already existing production lineHas it occured to you that the police might not want everybody to know exactly what mods they use, and that the only way to ensure this is to use trusted professionals to do the work. Not fucking great car manufacturers (who employ dozens of agency staff at a time).>posts proof>page not foundTry harder, you dribbling retard.
>>526199099Had the tree so long I don’t remember. I live in an area known for its apples, fucking tragic what the corporations did the variety of British apples.And you’re partially correct. Yes probably grafted onto root stock (though my mum got it so could have been non-commercial) but from my understating the fruit would be the same from a cutting but lower yield. If I planted from a seed of my apples the fruit could be anything and most likely what you describe. That’s from my own reading and talking to old geezers into apples down the pub.
>calm and collected when talking to each other about apples>seething and calling each other retards when talking about about police vehiclesKek you two would be best buds IRL, pack it in.
>>526199361>fucking tragic what the corporations did the variety of British applesThere's quite a few of the old varieties like cox's orange pippins and russets growing quietly in peoples back gardens. Might be worth your while asking around if you're interested.Grafted apple trees can bear more than one variety too. Golden delicious is a variety that was originally intended as a polinator, but the greedy bastards used marketing to convince everybody it was a good eating apple. I know someone who has a tree with 3 varieties: Cox for eating, Granny Smith for cooking and Golden Delicious for a polinator. All on one tree!Grafting is not for the amateur, but it's not massively difficult. Ask around your apple chums, one of them may be able to help.
>>526199328> Has it occured to you that the police might not want everybody to know exactly what mods they use, and that the only way to ensure this is to use trusted professionals to do the work.Yes because the modifications are sthuper sthecwet and the police are essentially getting James Bond tier cars. You spastic. Is this what your dad tell you? Did he give you a ride in one and let you touch his “special secret police issue gear stick”?Try this faggot, you’ll have to click on the specific pdf yourself.https://www.vauxhall.co.uk/business/fleet/tools/miscellaneous-special-vehicles.html Or you can also look up BlueLight Commerical Vehicle Framework. Oh, for the rare instances that vehicles do need modification (such as prison vans) it’s done by third party commercial companies. Not by the spanner monkeys the police employ - they can service a vehicle and under clock the mileage when it comes to sell and that’s about it.
>>526199949> There's quite a few of the old varieties like cox's orange pippins and russets growing quietly in peoples back gardens.There are but the sheer number of varieties we used to have makes me sad. Like an apple shoah but real. Yeah you’re right. Think I’ll give it a go.
>>526197596thanks lad, i had no clue this existed
this post will be deleted, but the jannies won't delete the rest of the bot posts
>>526199584lol recognised the colour but did check the letters of the id>>526199328He’s right. Soz for implying you old man nonced you up and that
Reminder that the Tories are only going to become more wet and woke now
>>526200024>sthuper sthecwet and the police are essentially getting James Bond tier carsHoly shit but this is a dipshit take on what I said.The police don't like ANYBODY knowing what they're up to, for obvious reasons.And yes, the mods are often quite minor. But car manufacturers are specifically NOT set up for that kind of operation. Maybe in the US where they have a LOT of police because it's a frikkin continent, but not in little old England. Especially when each police force chooses which vehicles to use, and the best the manufacturers can hope for is maybe a couple of dozen cars in most cases. It's simply not cost effective.>posts proof>It's Vauxhall>It's also a decade oldI'm going to stop insulting you now...because you're doing it to yourself.
>>526200943
>>526200943>don't judge me human
>>526200688They stopped making the brochures available to the public, they are available on request by the force. There has been a shift towards using this though.https://bluelightcommercial.police.uk/It absolutely makes sense because they can merrily over charge the tax payer.You’ve posted zero proof the police buy stock cars and do all the mods themselves and that it is the norm.
I'm disappointed with Your Party and the Green Party going with the path of democracy. We actually need a dictator with a great vision, not compromise.
Because i've had 2 seizures they might diagnose me with epilepsyi am ian curtisi am dostoyevskyi am prince myskhin
>>526196171They need to bring bag the Jam Sandwich.
>>526201404so how does one get bennies out of this?
willys
prince myskhin got an unexpected fortune via inheritancecauldron got an unexpected fortune via state benefits
>>526201612i'm waiting on inheritance of about 10k at the minutecoupled with the pip i'm basically a billionaire
apparently hypergraphia is a symptom, that's why i always spam threads>Flaubert, Charles Dickens, Edgar Allan Poe, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Lord Byron, Dante Alighieri, Sir Walter Scott, Edward Lear, Jonathan Swift -- all legendary writers and all epileptics.wtf that's crazy
>>526201904>Rene Guenon>Dagoknown epileptics too
Cauldy is a nonce.
>>526202070surely we have a word for a young man who is a reverse pedo in the english languagethink of all the nonces who have gone before us
>>526202307>usefultips72>follow my useful tipsbruh
>>526191941Top fucking kek, they brought Paan and spit it everywhere on the sidewalks, hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
>that choice you made is bad. look, this red bar we made says so. why do you keep picking the bad choices?
>>526203321THEY ARE TAKING DOWN THE FURRIES!!!I will vote for this.
dogscran still ebegging relentlessly
