Fuck it. I voted for this.
KEK
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>>526197202That sounds like bullshit but goddamn it I choose to believe it because it would be hilarious.
>>526197202Who eats food during their lunch? I hate eating at work, fuck shitting outside of my home
>>526197202wait wait wait.arrested before or after the check was paid?
>>526197300Brandon variants always make me laugh
>>526197202I went in the gas station to buy a hot pocket today and the Asian lady was staring me down during checkout. Not like the "are you stealing?" stare down, but I was wearing my Polartec cap I kept from the Army so she probably thought she was getting v8 lol. Though I have lost some weight recently and I have a decent haircut so who knows?
>>526197514Still fat. Still ugly.
>>526197619:(
>>526197202Maybe cruel, but also funny and appropriate, and I am already burning things in celebration of the seethe.
>>526197202feel good story of the year
>>526197300Nice attempt at diversion, kike faggot. Never forget that it would only take a small trigger right now for a global Kristallnacht, so maybe just stfu for a bit, if not for your own sake, since we all know you are a brave kike keyboard warrior, then at least for the sake of your parents, family, and friends, who are surely going to die in the next, this time worldwide, pogrom. Just my opinion, of course.
>>526197379you hate being a slave. you are subconsciously doing a hunger strike.congrats. you still have some of your un-domesticated nature in tact.
>>526198311You’re first on the list, poojet shit eater.
>>526197202Kek, based
>>526198564Your dad fucked your ass
>>526197202its called recon you fuckin doofus
>>526197202lmao based
>>526197202That's...that's fucking spectacular. I hope they stiffed Paco on the tip, too.
>>526197202Can't even eat lunch without tripping over another cell of illegals
>>526198465Come try it, kike-nigger. Everyone knows who the problem is, and the sooner you get used to the idea of you and your tribe being exterminated once and for all, the easier it will be for you to accept in the end.Shitskins in our societies are just a symptom of the parasite, which is you. You are like a humanoid version of toxoplasmosis, but fortunately treatments are available.
>>526197514I kept my military haircut and workout regularly. Turns out shoplifters think I am an undercover cop. I went to the store and saw a woman looking at things very closely in the corner. She notices and gets really nervous, saying she doesn't know why they put these here, referring to the things she is looking at. She quickly went to another aisle. I got my things and was leaving when I ran into her again. Her face went white, and she stammered and told me she was going to pay for all her things before sprinting away. Fun times.
>>526197202Merciless
>>526198624>namecucking>2026
>>526198465Friendly reminder the DNC lost every age demographic by a wide margin except for 60+.Please start some shit so you can die sooner than later.
>>526197202Now thats what i call based.
>>526197379>I hate eating at work, fuck shitting outside of my homeTell me more about this fuck shitting.
>>526198406Hahaha, maybe so.>>526199353Its gross, and think god made shit as a curse because eve bit the apple
>>526197202I despise these fascist cunts, but you've got to admit that's based if true. Well played fellas, maybe you do have some game?
>>526198624Ur "mum" fucked yours, so how now, kike faggot? Do you still refer to her as Uncle Joe? Sorry for your upbringing. It must have been rough being the only kike kid on the street with 2 mums, both of whom still owned 2 testicles each.The related gif (pronounced like the peanut butter that you probably buy to prepare your asshole for your mums' dog) accurately relates your own personal future, imo, in a funny, cartoony kind of way, I feel. I mostly just feel sorry for you, though, and I hope you're going to be okay (ha ha ha, just kidding on that last bit).
>>526197202>leading reportfairytale channel
>>526197202Would not want the cosmic karma that comes with doing comically evil shit like that
>>526197202Fucking hell. That’s beautiful.
>>526198946Security guard
>>526199052
>>526197379Who cares, just take a shower when you get home.
>>526197202based
>>526197202Performative cruelty.Where are the MASS deportations.Nick was fucking right.
LMAO
>>526198465Goya was ahead of his time.
Cant enforce the law if agents eat tacos. Thats called being complicit. These agents were complicit in the exploitation of illegal aliens
>>526200760kys you worthless faggot. Your parents to deserve to stop living in shame. https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/01/14/ice-detainee-flights-leaving-msp-increase-as-surge-continues
>>526200435Karma doesn't exist, little boy. Also, what's evil about it? Explain.
>>526197202unfathomably based
>>526199074They found the secret Jew escape tunnel warp tube!
>>526201067>Also, what's evil about it? Explain.You might be a psychopath if you need to ask this and karma always collects, always
>>526197202Well obviously they had to try the food and make sure it tasted like authentic Mexican food before they could properly ID the cooks as immigrants.
>>526197202We are very close to total demoralisation of this is even discussed. The first thought anybody should have is that undercover officers already exist. Need to to something drastic to get your people to remember that they don’t have to listen to demons.
>>526197202Paco spit on his food before the arrest went down, so Paco got the last laugh.
>>526197202#WINNING
>>526201330This is what I mean. A strange situation where you feel compelled to make a joke to explain it instead of just going “they were undercover agents” like we should do. It happened to me a few days ago as well. This is demoralisation.
>>526197202Nice source URL.
>>526201622Spoon-fed glow-faggot chirping like a baby bird in the nest. Sad!
>>526200679Found the shitter
>>526201437hahaha she is sitting on her bare ass
>>526197202Based
>>526201432Yes.
>>526202726We need to go back to not spoonfeeding all these newfags. So many threads that got flooded with >sauce? >where's the source?
>>526199353bro your food to shit pipeline is not 2 hours long
>>526203224They are a tiresome lot.
>>526197202Yep.
>>526197379>Who eats food during their lunch?I can't wait for boomers to die so we can ditch the mandatory hour lunch bullshitI can eat my shit in 10 minutes, 15 if I wanted to eat some faggy salad with those red sphere thingsI don't need an extra 45 minutes of bullshit to pad the day
I believe it. Whenever I stop at a restaurant and I notice that any member of the staff can't speak fluent English I always make sure to report the place to ICE. It's one of the easiest ways to catch illegals.
>>526197202And no one is going to do the joke? >That was a great meal. And I'll take Juan for the road.
>>526197202Sounds fake but I want to believe.
>>526203318He is probably a paki
>>526203720don't worry anonmr shekelberg will love your extra 45 min of labor
>>526203773Fuck, dude. Lmao
>>526198311>WAAAAAAAHHH!!! *poops diaper*
>>526197202Okay but in all seriousness did they pay their bill?
>>526197202MAGA
>>526197202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbJNatwbXtw?
>>526197379Never understood it either, it's like those guys who shit while they poop. What's up with that?
>>526200760Didn’t Trump say they were going to scare them into self-deporting first? This is just stage 1.
>>526197202oh ok we're desperado now
>>526197379I went most of my life without knowing that some psychos out there actually sleep during their rest. It makes you wonder.
>>526203773I hope they take Carlos too. It would make my day to see that meme posted from Latin American countries exclusively..
