who /dyingforgreenland/ here?
>>526197274I hope it doesn't come down to it, but frankly you wouldn't stand a chance. It would be one of the quickest and most lop-sided wars in history.
>>526197274You
>>526197371You couldn’t even beat the Taliban fatso, no one is scared of your “army”, you’ll be crushed and America laid to waste if you dare attack EUROPA
>>526197274Oh no! Not Canada.
>>526197274>some jeet typed random shit into Canva then posted it on Instagram so it must be trueIt's so tiresome
>>526197274Kinda looking forward to getting Canada as a bonus to greenland.We should rename it Greenland Jr.
Not me. America should be only one. From greenland to Patagonia.
>>526197274russian propaganda nonsense
>>526197654To be honest, I don't want Canada. Its literally an economic zone for chinks and poos
>>526197612https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/2012229151290208407here's the sourcenote: nato article 5 implies that canada would go to war if greenland was attacked
>>526197569Taliban were rugged guerrilla fighters that were ready to go to Jannah. Big difference between them and leaf larpers
>>526197274We'll throw the poos here against your poos there. let's do this.
>>526197569Fuck off, Rajesh
>>526197274boomer doomporn
>>526197274I thought ICE arresting the mexicoids after eating at the restaurant was the funniest shit ever but we have a new contender
>>526197569lol. You would get wrecked Kumar.
>>526197274Carney can go get some of those European dicks to die for greenland. Remember our army is 'on paper' 30k strong and probably not even half that. Carney is just talking out his ass>LIKE USUAL
>>526197274Canadians make their entire existence about hating America (except unlike Europe, they are literally the exact same as the US), so I would not be surprised if this got him 96% approval rating
FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN
>>526197274Kike lover Carney can fight the war by himself then, since "he's" going to warI'm not partaking, thanks!
>>526197274A very short war. Kidnap Carney.
>>526197274Honestly, I think that might be the best possible thing for real, heritage Canadians, most of them anyways. How many "newcomers" would stick around in Canada for a war with the United States? I suspect it would be like the start of the Ukraine War, with all the foreigners getting the hell out of there as fast as possible. Once that's done, the heritage Canadians could just surrender, and whatever becomes of them politically, at least they'll have favorable demographics back, which is the most important thing for national success anywhere.
>>526197569That was Biden, Vishreek
>>526197274I'll defect to America before I die for this jeeted shithole
How many dogsleds do we have? We need to double it.
>>526198881Let Rubio get some sleep dude.
>>526197274I would absolutely support Mark Carney personally defending Greenlands integrity.
>>526197654Do it!!!
>>526198548Hating America and americans means hating mindless golems and Israel. muricans arent human.
>>526198978>That was Biden??? Trump is the one who signed the surrender lol
>>526199557Now that's a truth nuke if I have ever seen one kek.
>>526199557Canadians are the same thingI can’t make that clearer than I already did, but you are retarded so the confusion you have is understandable
>>526197274i'm up for anything where i've got the slightest chance to kill mutts or jews desu.
>>526199626>enabling Canadian inferiority complexGood job in fueling his delusions, never work in healthcare
>>526197274Who is this guy? Oh, no, fuckin mark is real upset. tf
>>526199557Sort of beautiful (in a tragic way) that leafs, 'roos, and euros think they're not in the exact same boat. America has completed the greatest feats of western civilization but everybody wants to ostracize it. Sad!
>>526197274I'm all in favor of sending Mark Carney to Greenland.
>>526197274/dyingforgreenland/ sounds better than dying for jews
>>526197274It would have been too based to be true. The western provinces and Quebec will unilaterally declare independence. But nothing ever happens
>>526199557I like when mouthy jews post because you can always tell they think because they golemized niggers via their women, the same tactics worked on Whites.
>>526200053You are still dying for jews
canada will kidnap trump and probe his anus
>>526199822You ostracized yourselves dummy
>>526200833You faggots have been buying and selling and invading each other's colonies for five hundred fucking years but the PICOSECOND some burgers do it well OOOHHH WE CANT HAVE THAT NOW CAN WEAll the Europeans that spent the better part of the last millennium sticking their fingers into every third world shithole they could get their hands on suddenly developed principles as soon as le evil burgers did the sameThe US position has consistently been:Europe needs to militarize and be self sufficient, this is best for both sides and should ostracize nobody
>>526199557Ok but Canada is more jewed than the US. We have jewish lobby groups writing our laws and instructing our police to arrest anti semites
>>526197274Good luck little buddy. Just keep your elbows up.
>>526199822>but everybody wants to ostracize itI wonder why
>>526197274I hate danish so no I won't fight for themsuck it up, danny
>>526197274He's trying to get us to nuke his cities to remove the indians. I say we send him more.
>>526201181You're exactly right but non Americans believe what the media tells them and they tell them to hate America no matter what.
How do I join the NATO army against MIGA retards
>>526197274As a leaf in exile in Burgerstan, I hope Cucknada fucks around and finds out. It's unironically the only way to save Leafland anyway. The braindead boomers, faggots, and stronk "independent" wamen need to get their anuses blown out once and for all.
>>526197274This is the same armed forces that thinks it will muster 300000 civil servants.But this tracks perfectly when we start with the assumption that Carney was sent by Euro bankers to destroy Canada and deliver it's unencumbered resources to collateralize their ailing balance sheets, about to hit reality on a very bad Ukrainian bet.
>>526197844War with Canada would probably send cowardly browns packing. They're just carpet baggers after all.
>>526201311For doing the same thing European countries have been doing since 1415.
>>526197274>a-are you really going to die for greenland!!?someone is.
>>526201715What's going on with this civilian army? Are we just training 300k yahoo renegades and giving them rifles and telling them them to defend the homefront?that'd be based.
>>526199051All joking and internet irony aside, Americans genuinely like (actual, white) Canadians.
>>526197274lol you all just bowed to china for what you all called the new world orderwtf timeline did i slip into? how the shit is alex jones right?!make it make sense!!!!!
>>526197274just him and his trusty .22 I assume
>>526197274Will I be granted land in exchange for fighting in the war?
>>526197274With what military? Leafs are so funny, you will become our vassal state.
>>526197274i shan't be serving
>Pushing Greenland and Canada straight into EU membershipsWell done mutts, well doneHowever
>>526197274"I'll take Total Assholes, for one hundred, Alex."
>>526201947Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>526197274I hope we put a bunch of leaves in shoeboxes, you fags are way too uppity im sorry…
>>526197274We will just pay off the Indians here to go to Canada.
>>526197274No one. Is fuckwit really this desperate to hang on?
>>526201949They gutted the combat arms. Youll face about 10k diversity hire office workers in cadpat. Idk how many guns they've got left when I got out like 6 years ago we didn't have any working machine guns left.
>>526202207So fucking funny when you greasy ass wops call us mutts as if your existence in the US isn't why we're called mutts in the first place
>>526197274mark carney is a banker not a soldier. wtf is he talking about, he's not going anywhere
>>526199637the absolute main character syndrome of you half troon kike slaves
>>526197274wtf why? who actually gives a fuck about greenland?
>>526197274This faggot wouldn't even take the full EV tariff off of China. You're going to go to war with US while still defending their shitty degenerate auto industry? Unless I'm missing something and the leafs make cars themselves. If they do, no one is driving them. Fake and gay.
>>526202510It's just a bullshit photo. He's literally on Trump's Board of Peace
>>526202238Silence, or we'll add you to the list.
>>526202549Best selling EV on the planet is American you stupid oily pizzafaggot
>>526197274> Effectively taxed at 67%> Knocked back for several jobs because I'm a white male and told that in writing> Literally knocked back for a job because I was too tall. ".. other staff find you physically intimidating"I wouldn't even go to war for my own country if we were being attacked.
