who /dyingforgreenland/ here?
>>526197274I hope it doesn't come down to it, but frankly you wouldn't stand a chance. It would be one of the quickest and most lop-sided wars in history.
>>526197274You
>>526197371You couldn’t even beat the Taliban fatso, no one is scared of your “army”, you’ll be crushed and America laid to waste if you dare attack EUROPA
>>526197274Oh no! Not Canada.
>>526197274>some jeet typed random shit into Canva then posted it on Instagram so it must be trueIt's so tiresome
>>526197274Kinda looking forward to getting Canada as a bonus to greenland.We should rename it Greenland Jr.
Not me. America should be only one. From greenland to Patagonia.
>>526197274russian propaganda nonsense
>>526197654To be honest, I don't want Canada. Its literally an economic zone for chinks and poos
>>526197612https://x.com/6ixbuzztv/status/2012229151290208407here's the sourcenote: nato article 5 implies that canada would go to war if greenland was attacked
>>526197569Taliban were rugged guerrilla fighters that were ready to go to Jannah. Big difference between them and leaf larpers
>>526197274We'll throw the poos here against your poos there. let's do this.
>>526197569Fuck off, Rajesh
>>526197274boomer doomporn
>>526197274I thought ICE arresting the mexicoids after eating at the restaurant was the funniest shit ever but we have a new contender
>>526197569lol. You would get wrecked Kumar.
>>526197274Carney can go get some of those European dicks to die for greenland. Remember our army is 'on paper' 30k strong and probably not even half that. Carney is just talking out his ass>LIKE USUAL
>>526197274Canadians make their entire existence about hating America (except unlike Europe, they are literally the exact same as the US), so I would not be surprised if this got him 96% approval rating
FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN
>>526197274Kike lover Carney can fight the war by himself then, since "he's" going to warI'm not partaking, thanks!
>>526197274A very short war. Kidnap Carney.
>>526197274Honestly, I think that might be the best possible thing for real, heritage Canadians, most of them anyways. How many "newcomers" would stick around in Canada for a war with the United States? I suspect it would be like the start of the Ukraine War, with all the foreigners getting the hell out of there as fast as possible. Once that's done, the heritage Canadians could just surrender, and whatever becomes of them politically, at least they'll have favorable demographics back, which is the most important thing for national success anywhere.
>>526197569That was Biden, Vishreek
>>526197274I'll defect to America before I die for this jeeted shithole
How many dogsleds do we have? We need to double it.
>>526198881Let Rubio get some sleep dude.
>>526197274I would absolutely support Mark Carney personally defending Greenlands integrity.
>>526197654Do it!!!
>>526198548Hating America and americans means hating mindless golems and Israel. muricans arent human.
>>526198978>That was Biden??? Trump is the one who signed the surrender lol
>>526199557Now that's a truth nuke if I have ever seen one kek.
>>526199557Canadians are the same thingI can’t make that clearer than I already did, but you are retarded so the confusion you have is understandable
>>526197274i'm up for anything where i've got the slightest chance to kill mutts or jews desu.
>>526199626>enabling Canadian inferiority complexGood job in fueling his delusions, never work in healthcare
>>526197274Who is this guy? Oh, no, fuckin mark is real upset. tf
>>526199557Sort of beautiful (in a tragic way) that leafs, 'roos, and euros think they're not in the exact same boat. America has completed the greatest feats of western civilization but everybody wants to ostracize it. Sad!
>>526197274I'm all in favor of sending Mark Carney to Greenland.
>>526197274/dyingforgreenland/ sounds better than dying for jews
>>526197274It would have been too based to be true. The western provinces and Quebec will unilaterally declare independence. But nothing ever happens
>>526199557I like when mouthy jews post because you can always tell they think because they golemized niggers via their women, the same tactics worked on Whites.
>>526200053You are still dying for jews
canada will kidnap trump and probe his anus
>>526199822You ostracized yourselves dummy
>>526200833You faggots have been buying and selling and invading each other's colonies for five hundred fucking years but the PICOSECOND some burgers do it well OOOHHH WE CANT HAVE THAT NOW CAN WEAll the Europeans that spent the better part of the last millennium sticking their fingers into every third world shithole they could get their hands on suddenly developed principles as soon as le evil burgers did the sameThe US position has consistently been:Europe needs to militarize and be self sufficient, this is best for both sides and should ostracize nobody
>>526199557Ok but Canada is more jewed than the US. We have jewish lobby groups writing our laws and instructing our police to arrest anti semites
>>526197274Good luck little buddy. Just keep your elbows up.
>>526199822>but everybody wants to ostracize itI wonder why
>>526197274I hate danish so no I won't fight for themsuck it up, danny
>>526197274He's trying to get us to nuke his cities to remove the indians. I say we send him more.
>>526201181You're exactly right but non Americans believe what the media tells them and they tell them to hate America no matter what.
How do I join the NATO army against MIGA retards
>>526197274As a leaf in exile in Burgerstan, I hope Cucknada fucks around and finds out. It's unironically the only way to save Leafland anyway. The braindead boomers, faggots, and stronk "independent" wamen need to get their anuses blown out once and for all.
>>526197274This is the same armed forces that thinks it will muster 300000 civil servants.But this tracks perfectly when we start with the assumption that Carney was sent by Euro bankers to destroy Canada and deliver it's unencumbered resources to collateralize their ailing balance sheets, about to hit reality on a very bad Ukrainian bet.
>>526197844War with Canada would probably send cowardly browns packing. They're just carpet baggers after all.
>>526201311For doing the same thing European countries have been doing since 1415.
>>526197274>a-are you really going to die for greenland!!?someone is.
>>526201715What's going on with this civilian army? Are we just training 300k yahoo renegades and giving them rifles and telling them them to defend the homefront?that'd be based.
>>526199051All joking and internet irony aside, Americans genuinely like (actual, white) Canadians.
>>526197274lol you all just bowed to china for what you all called the new world orderwtf timeline did i slip into? how the shit is alex jones right?!make it make sense!!!!!
>>526197274just him and his trusty .22 I assume
>>526197274Will I be granted land in exchange for fighting in the war?
>>526197274With what military? Leafs are so funny, you will become our vassal state.
>>526197274i shan't be serving
>Pushing Greenland and Canada straight into EU membershipsWell done mutts, well doneHowever
>>526197274"I'll take Total Assholes, for one hundred, Alex."
>>526201947Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)
>>526197274I hope we put a bunch of leaves in shoeboxes, you fags are way too uppity im sorry…
>>526197274We will just pay off the Indians here to go to Canada.
>>526197274No one. Is fuckwit really this desperate to hang on?
>>526201949They gutted the combat arms. Youll face about 10k diversity hire office workers in cadpat. Idk how many guns they've got left when I got out like 6 years ago we didn't have any working machine guns left.
>>526202207So fucking funny when you greasy ass wops call us mutts as if your existence in the US isn't why we're called mutts in the first place
>>526197274mark carney is a banker not a soldier. wtf is he talking about, he's not going anywhere
>>526199637the absolute main character syndrome of you half troon kike slaves
>>526197274wtf why? who actually gives a fuck about greenland?
>>526197274This faggot wouldn't even take the full EV tariff off of China. You're going to go to war with US while still defending their shitty degenerate auto industry? Unless I'm missing something and the leafs make cars themselves. If they do, no one is driving them. Fake and gay.
>>526202510It's just a bullshit photo. He's literally on Trump's Board of Peace
>>526202238Silence, or we'll add you to the list.
>>526202549Best selling EV on the planet is American you stupid oily pizzafaggot
>>526197274> Effectively taxed at 67%> Knocked back for several jobs because I'm a white male and told that in writing> Literally knocked back for a job because I was too tall. ".. other staff find you physically intimidating"I wouldn't even go to war for my own country if we were being attacked.
>>526202494We are the main characters you queer shithead. We landed on the moon.
If China announced it was annexing or buying Greenland, this faggot would cheer. If Denmark announced it was giving Greenland to resettle subsaharan Africans, he would kneel. These people are in a death cult and they are our enemies.
>>526201789You are using nigger logic.
>>526197274So we'll get to carve a piece off of Canada or will we get to keep the whole thing?
>>526197274Trump should just go ahead and land a battalion and call all these faggots’ bluffs. Not even because anyone gives a shit about greenland but just to show the world what kind of little bitch cucks your leaders are.
>>526202494Nobody idolizes America more than you guys thoughYou live identically to us, and talk all day about us lol
>>526202321I watched a video on YouTube a while back that showed what Canadian Forces "boot camp" looks like...I swear to God, it looked like summer camp. In no way resembled what I went through in San Diego with USMC boot camp.https://youtu.be/9tPnaaSWAw8?si=K8Sc5z3kZPNU0lg4
>>526202833>queer shitheadjust lurk more. probably say something equivalent to that in real life a few times.>>526202971and we've learned extraordinarily quickly that you're hosting complete failures (because of the hosting of the parasitic jew.>85%>50$ trillionslaves to the kikes
>>526202422Negro please we’re singlehandedly carrying your whiteness stat above the 60% threshold
>>526197563
>>526197595
>>526197274https://youtu.be/d-soVTWVDEo?si=jA8geHCYLqBm0_pv
>>526203000Its a joke now they dont want people to quit. A friend is still in teaching right now. He hates it he's not allowed to raise his voice or make them do pushups.
>>526203060And you still try to be the sameDismissed
>>526202934US will take the whole western Canada from Manitoba to BC plus the Maritimes and the arctic territories. Quebec will be a quasi-independent protectorate. Canada will be reduced to a rump state with just Ontario left. They won't have enough influence to invite in China for any bullshit, they might as well be a US territory but they'll be allowed to LARP as independent but in reality will be an American vassal.
>same americans that lost vietnam>think they'll win against greenlandi am laffin
>>526203178>can't even begin to dismiss the allegation that you're a mutilated kike slave.dismiss me all you want. you were never relevant to begin with lad
Remember when canada showed up to desert storm in boreal forest green camo? We had to borrow sand camo off another country..... yeah canada did thaf
>>526197371Chud says what?
>>526203164Holy shit. They call drill instructors "teachers"? Can't even yell at them, let alone make them do pushups? That's not sounding like a force that could actually fight a war. I didn't know it was that bad.I went to boot in 2004, we got smoked by the DIs regularly, they yelled at us every minute of every day, I got personally butt-stroked with an M16 once, I witnessed recruits get slapped, punched, kicked in the chest, smacked upside the head, you name it. I can't even imagine how Canadian Forces brass could think they'd stand a chance in a war against a real country. That's truly shocking to me.
>>526197274>I'll go to war with AmericaOf course, you guys always go to war with us. You're our pals, we've done almost every war together since you were born.>to defend GreenlandYeah, exactly, we have to liberate them from monarchy, so they don't get taken over by China. Dude it's gonna be awesome, I'll have my own big island up there so we can hang out more often up north, bro.
>>526197274mate there's like 4 dinghies and a crusty old lighthouse up there, we're not going to war over it
>>526197274yes, please do this, this is the fastest way for this forsaken land to get annexed.
>>526197274Unironically the only war I’d be happy to fight, killing yanks is our ancestral birthright and just revenge for their betrayal and enslavement of the English People’s in America to Freemason and Jewish power.
>>526197274>be canada>go to war with us over greebland>lose>us now has greenland and canadawhat white canadian soldier would not defect to the us?
>>526197274Me. Deal with it, chuddie.
>>526198903America would instantly flood the country with infinity more browns
>>526199637We aren’t the sameHonestly Americans come across as slavish oafs up here
>>526201715I don’t understand the attitude of you American cock riders, like what has America EVER done for Canada? All they ever do is undermine the country, install their puppets and glowies, and generally humiliate the white anglo-saxon race.
>>526197569Canada has troops in Afghanistan. They held Kandahar province and failed to stop the Taliban from slowly taking control back. The US failure in Afghanistan was also Canada's.
>>526204232Since when is America at all pro-white? As cucked as Canada can get, we the exact opposite national mythos as you, there is no melting pot or mixing ideology here, and thus a much stronger sense of ancestry and heritage. Most Americans are mutter golems which this is far less the case in Canada which is much more tribal.
>>526203000>In no way resembled what I went through in San Diego with USMC boot camp.To be fair while I haven't watched the video I think in general comparing to the weird macho-homo theater that is Marines bootcamp is a bit silly.
>>526197274Already fighting for his new yellow master! KEKEKEKEKEKE
>>526197274Mark Carney throws people in prison for saying stuff you regularly see in here. Sorry, but I don't care how much of a monster Trump was in the past. It's not clear cut that I would vouch for Canada if this happened. I see anyone who criminalizes "Hate speech" as a direct threat to myself, and is just going a step too far in trying to protect "minorities".
>>526204301Canada is poorer than Alabama now. It has seen nothing but decline under full retard globohomo. And it is already full of browns too. Sometimes I walk to a mall 2 km and barely see a single White person. Why would more browns stream north? If anything, the browns here would stream south.
>>526204593We didn't have enough guys to properly occupy it so it was just chasing the Taliban form village to village in one giant circle. All cause Harper liked the idea of being a "war time leader" and didnt want help from the British or Americans.
>>526197274why is Greenland so powerful? they can command the countries of the west to defend them. What is under that ice?
>>526197569You are brown.
>>526204791>it’s poorerMaybe in GDP terms but not actuallyNothing would improve being part of the USA aside from American companies just looting the place>but the browns!America is full of browns and blacks and Americans who are worse because they all worship ZoGThey are the prime mover of ALL globohomo around the globe and if you don’t realize this you are delusional.Right wing Canadians who worship America (a revolutionary ZOG liberal state) are just delusional cucks.Cutting American influence is the best way to start removing all the carpet baggers and other parasites they infest us with.I’ve heard someone compare canada-usa to Germany Austria but that’s just not true.The USA is an ideologically driven revolutionary state like the Soviet Union and our situation is far more like Finland or the Baltics.In that comparison I’d rather be Finland.
>>526205445The ONLY retort these Ameripiggie Canucks can reply with is “muh guns muh freedom”Fuck freedom, freedom has no place in Traditional Canadian society.American freedom is freedom to be an irresponsible faggot who wastes time and spends all his wealth on useless toys, like a massive cun collection he will never EVER use.Canada has it’s own firearm tradition and I’d rather push to expand it here than pretend as if the Liberal constitution of the States means jack shit.I genuinely believe in the Canadian Motto of Peace Order and Good Government as being ideas to strive for rather than “freedom/liberty” AKA liberty to have the proles ruin their lives and become ZoGdronesThe worst outcome for Canada would be absorption by the American Revolutionary state after our ancestors were beaten, killed, and robbed of all their property by those proto-bolsheviks
As a Catholic imo Canada needs an Autocratic Calvinist Government like we did under the British Empire.
>>526204670the us is more than the libfag niggerlovers that get all the attention. 65% of the country isn't suicidal. they'd said with the us bc your government hates you. now go do a land acknowledgement
>>526206078The entire USA is made of Niggerlovers, including the so-called “right”The only people who aren’t are the slowly dying WASPs who used to rule the country before Jews and Golems took it over.Canada has issues with Natives but these issues are perpetual since the founding of the nation so I really don’t care at all.If anything it’s part of our tribal patronage system where every group operates more or less as a coherent unit within the larger confederacy.You ask an “American” who they are, and they are just “white” or maybe some odd negroid hispanic mix.Canadians know their ancestry and hVe a coherent lineage. All the things retarded “right” wingers complain about here are things that make us MORE like America (brown, stupid, degenerate) and less Canadian.America is functionally no different from the Soviet Union in any way.
