PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>526197437thank you baker!
>>526197437TYB and good evening anons
>>526197607And a good evening to you.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>526198000at least post the video ...
>>526197437Tyb>>526198000What's up NVE county anon?
>First time watching /opl/ on Linux (Mint) Feels weird
MAGA. Yes I voted for this. Still voting Trump. Ice ice, baby. Dun dundundun dun dun dun, ice ice baby!
>>526199565Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
I itch my bucci and it stinks :(
TGIF MOTHER FUCKERS
>>526200000
Good evening, filth edition.
>>526197437ty baker
I fell asleep last Friday but Saturday’s ep was pretty good. Laughs were had, butthole was shown, a good time all around. Here’s to another.
>>526200377I really hope we get to see Bryce again.
>>526200377I missed bhole?Gosh darn it
Hello frens.I hate niggers.
>>526200377>Saturday’s ep was pretty goodDamn, I missed that one, was watching Packers/Bears game.
>>526200492see picrel matey
>mountain lions in ohioschizo alert
Nice and wintry in Toledo.
Sounds like a mild swatting
>>526200377i planned on beating off to this ep, but i ended up taking pills instead
>>526200584fuck, same hereI miss Nye County
Dans cougar joke doesn’t work because even if Rizzo wasn’t a flaming fag he’s like 48
>mountain lionAdd it to the listHello to all my dear friends. Badge bunnies, ACAB losers, DUI apologists, boot lickers, webm chad, drawings dude, and perp haters like me.
GUILTY
>>526201122He has a family. Not gay. And I think he's the most based studio guy they've had. May be roiding, but still.
>>526201184born like that
chief hazen forgot about the suspension
>ayo mang she ain't finna be talm to yo ass n sheeitI hate that delusional wigger bitch inexplicably.
>i had a few...>*hic*>i had a few drinks>what'chu drinkin'?>w-wine s-spritzers
Dammit, my stream is giving me the shitty famous and infamous
>>526201148okengineers, doctors, lawyers, mountain lions
>doggy jail
It's a dark night already.
sheriff taylor is trying to explain the love and obligation to a loyal hound and this nigger has no concept.
>>526201327kek
>Seat belt chamsNow here's a guy who changes his smoke detector batteries.
>>526200492>>526200635>>526201499you're a retard, shrimp
>>526201569I like him
>>526201553That nigger is probably training the dog for dog fights
Do they have cameras in Minnesota?
What happened, pupster has to go to doggy jail now?
just got here, what's with the puppy?
>>526201725His nigger got busted for DUI.
>>526198534Just hanging out, how about you
>Racing somewhereYeah, they're racing to nowhere, Dan
>>526201725driver had no license and was driving drunk. hes going to jail. couldnt leave the puppy alone.
>>526201725he's an unrepentant criminal
>>526201780>>526201811>driving drunk with a puppyffs
>>526201725>>526201811correction, he had a license, it was just suspended
>>526201811>>526201780>>526201719the nog couldn't be bothered to call someone to pick it up
i feel like the camerapeople are doing a shit job tonight
>>526201725Killed 3 cops and a K9
>episode is so boring, they followed around a puppy in a field and went to a commercial after only 20 minutes>>526201787I hope to see more of your copypasta. I really like the yiddish and cholo ones.
Dark night gets darker
>you are good, relaxhe's going to chimp out isn't he
>>526202342>they followed around a puppy in a fielduhh BASED
>sir, did I do anything wrong
>>526202400god willing
>>526202342I've had the show muted for all the dog segments and watched a youtube video instead
>>526202394Nigger Patrol Live
Greetings gentlemen, just tuning in did I miss anything good?
God damn niggers are so stupid
>step away from me
I know the pants-waist-below-the-butt is a carry over from people signifying sexual willingness but does anyone actually find it comfortable? It looks annoying as hell to walk around like that.
Was there any reason to escalate the stop to this level?
>sir>s-sir!>*sounds of sirens intensifies*>sir did I do anything wrong?>what I do....?>sir
They need to add a new codicil to all criminal laws that imposes a shaved head for any perp with dreadlocks. They would not like it.
>i didn't turn in here
>>526202541it feels comfy to let your ass hang out sometimestry it with gym shorts
There's a troll ITT with a flag not typically here. Don't reply to it.
>>526202557he had a felony warrant
>>526202557An inability to follow the most basic of directions,
thanks for 2 minutes of driving and sirens dan
Why can't they just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds?
Looking like an eclipse
>wat going on out ch'ere
